Hello Humans. I am what your species calls an extraterrestrial.

Is OP a faggot

>>722875449
Even if you do not think this interaction could be possible, it would still be very helpful to us if one were to pretend to themselves. Every interaction we have with your species tells us more about you even if such interactions seem negative or unhelpful.

Do gringos reached the moon?

>>722875722
gringos = trumps dick suckers

>>722875722
Yes, the moon landings as you know it from your perspective did occur.

give me a lift to another planet i would like to know more about interstellar trips

>>722875829
All interactions will be limited to this webpage.

>>722875804
and why did americans forbid every kind of contact with any of the people involved in the tripulation of the apollo 11 after they came back to earth?? Why they never made public the exact ubication of the moon landing?

>>722876180
Many details of the moon landing were hidden from the public. I cannot explain many details unless you inquire about them.

>>722875334
How do we solve the problem of humanity acting like a virus?
Consuming and destroying everything in its path.
How do we fix the monetary system?
(money system)
wich is nothing more then a large sceme to obtain masive amounts of power.
And (aye imao)

>>722875334
>first contact is with /b

Yeah sure, go find a role playing forum

>>722876407
All I would say pertaining to your questions is that there are much happenings behind the scenes of your world and that the best thing one can do for oneself is realize that one has no control over the bigger picture and to simply do all that's possible to improve the interactions one has in their own little "bubble" if you would.

>>722875334
Hey, space bro. I would like to know how to get the fuck off this shit hole of a planet. Everyone's been talking about worldwide nuclear war ever since we mastered nuclear fission. We can barely tolerate each other. We are capable of exchanging thoughts and ideas across our planet almost instantaneously, and yet many of us are as stupid and ignorant as we were millennia ago. The only reason we have space travel is because two separate cultures who were sworn enemies wanted to get into space first to prove themselves superior, and we haven't ventured off beyond our planet's orbit in decades because these two cultures aren't interested in this "space race" anymore. The planet is run by greedy, selfish idiots, and we care little for each other. We can barely go a few years without starting a war. You should just vaporise us, because that would be a far less humiliating fate than if we vaporised ourselves.

>>722876505
This is most certainly not first contact.

>>722876669
See >>722876647
You chose to be on this planet before you incarnated on it, likely on the basis of improving it.

What's alien pussy like can i put my dick in a hot green babe with three tits

>>722876759
But how can we improve the bigger picture? The bigger picture is what truly matters, right? The small act of helping someone in need is completely dwarfed by the cruelty, instability, and greed of those who actually wield power. Am I missing something?

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>>722876647
So you have no solution for our problem that 90% of all live on this planet will die couse of humanity..
I expected more of a alien.
Just was testing you, and you failed.
This guy is a space nigger.
The only solution to our problem.
Is the final solution !!!
Fucking social justice space nigger.

>>722877184
Is the bigger picture what's important? Or is what happens at the micro just as important as the macro perhaps? It's also good to realize no individual can change the world.

This is not the right place to research humanity.

>>722877480
Believe me when I say that humanity is very well researched, more than you realize. This interaction is perfect for interacting with you in as direct a manner as possible without being outright.

>>722875334
Are there Traps in space?

>>722877726
Could you expand on what your definition of a "Trap" is? There are different meanings in your language.

What powers the ship you came in?

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>>722875334
What do you extraterrestrials look like? Do you look like our very anthropocentric portrayals (e.g. Greys, ayy lmao, most alien species from Star Wars) or are you nothing like the life forms on our planet? Are you even carbon based? What is your home planet like?

>>722877435
Jeah the bigger picture is importend.
If we don't change the bigger picture we will all die.
If we do nothing, we change nothing.
And as a individual your not gonna change anything unless you have masive power.
So we need to change things together.
Or the most powerfull man on earth needs to change the world.

So as a species who has evolved past this state of being.
You must know.

>>722878092
Anti-Gravity technology.

When do you plan on pruning the global population?

>>722877836
Females with dick. (It's not gay)

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>>722875334
No more illegal ayy lmaos pls.
Give us your tech and get out, take some niggers with you for anal probing on your way out. If you can take all of them pls.

>>722878189
Is your anti-gravity tech like our theoretical alcubierre drive? Please elaborate.

>>722878294
Guys who decided to have tit implants and physically alter themselves to look like women while still having a penis*

>>722878113
Your popular depictions of how aliens look like are often accurate in describing at least one being. Many beings are carbon based and many are not. The universe is infinite so there is truly no end to the potentials. My home planet is very sunny with many islands and beaches. It very much resembles a cross between a forrest and your tropical islands.

>>722878189
Can you elaborate further? How are you able to manipulate gravity?

>>722878353
>it's not gay mom
>it's still a female
>but with a penis

Can you manipulate time and space? If so, how?

>>722878168
This is contrary to my own experiences. How odd, you must secretly have a much wider view of the universe than my own.

>>722878268
No such interests exist on our end.

>>722878338
That is one manner of having ant-grav tech. I cannot elaborate on the specifics of my own technologies but I can say that your government is in possession of much of this technology.

>>722878353
This happens, but not always in the manner you humans relate to. In many space cultures, the lines between gender are a bit more defined and agreed upon. The reason your planet is experiencing such things as traps is that it is part of the process of realizing who you are.

>>722878501
>it is
>IT IS.

...

IT IS.

>>722875334
what is causing 1 out of 3 humans on this planet to develop cancer?

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>>722878750
>No such interests exist on our end.

Damn.

>>722878419
I cannot elaborate further. See >>722878750

>>722878534
Time and space are both illusions. There is only one moment: the now.

>>722878884
Time to nuke space. Nothing of value is out there.

>>722878794
There are many diseases on your planet created by your government or manifested through fear. Cancer is simply a symptom of being out of tune with the harmony of creation.

>>722878778
B..Bu...

Muh fetish

>>722878750

>your government is in possession of much of this technology.

This is what I hate about human governments. They hide everything so that people don't shit themselves over it. People are consumers for big businesses, and when they get scared they stop buying stuff, then the stock market crashes. In our culture, profit is more important than enlightenment of humanity as a whole. How can we move past this? Will we? Has your species undergone a similar phase?

>>722879101
The alien speaks truth. Most of the carcinogens and pollutants on our planet have been created by humans.

>>722879101
why has our origins been wiped away? do all species not know where they came from?

how do I make my dick into an alien super dick capable of enslaving and raping all your females. asking for scientific purposes.

When everyone has the power, no one does.

>>722879196
Whether or not humanity moves past is entirely in humanities hands. What can be said is that your human race is a very powerful race. There has never been a race who has wandered so deep into the darkness without destroying themselves and still managed to find their way back to the light. Humanity attracts the attention of many many beings.

>>722875334
Can you abduction me right now and take me off this planet?

>>722875804
In our perspective lol I'm pretty sure from almost any perspective we landed on the moon.so in somethings else perspective we didn't know.please explains this,this sounds like the nonsense of a high 14 year old trying sound like smart ass

>>722879438
This is an extremely wide and complicated answer. Speaking generally, humanity has gone through many stages of advancement and decline. Your planet has a rich history with many reasons for the lack of records of you history.

>>722878189
K how do u power it

What event lifted your "hands-off" policy?

>>722879919
I cannot give specifics. There are many writings available to the public on your planet that accurately describe a manner of achieving this.

see >>722878750

>>722879769
was there ever a time that dragons and giants etc coexisted with humans and when was the last time this occurred if true.

>>722878750
Maybe your species were a lot less violant, in behavior then humans
Maybe your species did not seek inmortality in procreating.
Maybe your species did not seek wealth.
But progress.
But we humans do.

>>722876669
Actually made me cry

>>722880047
Can you point us to one or two of said writings?

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>>722877275
Hitler is our only hope

Duck off space bigger, we got lizard men already, the position of green men is filled

>>722880027
Speaking broadly, humanity has gone from an extremely negative state to a slightly positive one.

>>722880075
These things you might know as fairy lore did exist many thousands of years ago in varying degrees around your world. War and catastrophes ended most of their surface existence.

>>722875334
>implant
Was Dr. Roger Leir's implant research accurate?

>>722880176
One could research "zero-point energy". There are many many writings on the topic.

>>722876382
I want to know more about the moon landing.

>>722880402
This

>>722875334
Describe the appearance of your species, if you're allowed to.

>>722880353
Can you explain what those huge explosions are that go one all over the USA? the government isnt saying anything plausible and a lot of people are concerned. It happens where I live all the time and sometimes its so loud the walls shake and the windows rattle.

>>722880386
His research was not baseless.

>>722880402
The moon landing was your governments investigation of ancient structures and relics on the moon. It also kicked of the secret space program.

>>722880627
Please be more specific about Dr. Leir's research. Why are humans being implanted? How is it done so that there is no scarring or irritation to the surrounding tissue?

>>722880609
My species is humanoid. We are about a foot and a half taller than your average human with brown hair and Mediterranean features as you know it.

>>722880622
This depends largely on circumstances. There are many battles happening currently underground on your planet and behind the scenes.

>>722880627
Why is our government keeping so much from us? Are we not ready for it?

>>722880775
Some humans. Not all humans.

>>722880800
It is very much the result of a lopsided power structure which creates a disconnection between individuals and therefore strive and conflict. Your power structure is also very compartmentalized which keeps most from having any idea on how to deal with the problem since it has grown into a beast.

how does your species resolve conflicts?

humans are so very petty.

>>722880792
That's an incredible coincidence. Is it possible either we are an offshoot from your species or you're an offshoot from us? Or are you interested in us because we look like you? As you said, there are infinite possibilities for the function and appearance of life.

>>722880967
Do you think we'll be able to overcome this problem? Do you know of any species that have endured the same scenario?

>>722880792
who's fighting these battles. we dont have a large enough black army to be able to wage full scale battles underground. also more importantly how many species are we fighting against and more importantly why?

>>722880967
Okay.... Why are SOME humans being implanted and how are they chosen?

>>722876759
>You chose to be on this planet

Yeah, being born and raised on a planet, who's civilization has the ability and technology to commit to interstellar travel, to find another planet to colonize, but refuses to do so, while devolving back to our primitive ways by being hateful greedy people.
On top of things of how fucking ignorant and arrogant humans are, is considered as choice. Nice logic.

There was a time where we were focused on figuring out a way to visit other planets, we've managed to put a few guys on the moon and come back home, but that was because we had conflict with another culture (The Russians), as a way to focus on something else other than glassing everyone with nukes. But now after the cold war came to an end, that basically drifted away, and were back to our old bullshit habits. Today... well, there's only two major conflicts that is preventing us from choosing another planet to live on,
selfish politics and religion.

With those two not going anywhere any time soon, nothing will get done. It'll just be a modern version of oligarchy kingdoms, where only the rich and prosperous are important, while everyone else are just meaningless peasants.

>>722880792
Could said battles put above ground life in danger?
Are the battles between humans or something else?

>>722880047
>722880386 #
Lol most have had Giants hole poked the them by actual people who understand physics.take this for instance how humans have proposed a warp drive needs about −10to the 64th in power just to move a space shuttle sized craft that more matter/energy in the hole observable universe.if your going to try and take us all for fools in actuating thing u a aliens at lest use shit that believable. If u treys to say u could make wormholes that would be more believable the energy level needed to make those is only about a good sized galaxy

post alian nudes or gtfo

>>722881506
This is about the coherence level I expected out of this thread. Thanks for the laugh anon.

>>722875334
Go back to planet mexico faggot

bump for answers

>>722875334
What was your species' history like?

>>722880353

Is it because of the new leader of the most powerful country on this planet?

I think the ayy lmao's done with us now. I still have so many questions!!

Bumping, come on the thread is so close to 404

>>722883225
Yeah, i think he gave up on us humans already. Stupidity is a powerful force that can repel even the most intimidating beings.

>>722876759
L. Ron Christ, an alien who believes in Scientology? Is Xenu still where he's supposed to be?

Can you predict large events? If so, what's our future?

>>722880627
I refuse to believe that an alien race capable of space travel would have exolinguists so bad that they couldn't tell you about our genitive case. In fact, that mistake only makes sense if you're a native English speaker and you can't hear any difference between our plural and our genitive anymore (because there is no more difference) 5/10 made me reply
>government's