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Where da /mil/ fags at? >country >age >branch and MOS

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Where da /mil/ fags at?

>country
>age
>branch and MOS
>deployments

Post'em!
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>usa
>20
>support
>battlefield 1,2,3 and 4
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>>722872676
>USA
>42
>Salvation Army
>The local homeless shelter
>>
>>722872676
Georgian soldiers look pretty cool
>>
Soldiers are puppets.
>>
USA

29

NAVY SWCC

2 Afghan tours, 1 Iraq
>>
>>722872676
>Denmark
>25
>Royal guard
>City based
>>
>>722872980
stay #woke fam :DDDDDDDDDDD
>>
>>722872980
this, only idiots risk their lives for the wars of rich people who would NEVER do the same for you.
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>USA

>23

>Army/74D

>0
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>>722873063
damn this is badass if not trolling
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>>722872676

USA
29
Army Combat Engineer
15 Month Iraq tour in '08
>>
>>722873108
Meme all you want. All you do now is protect corporate interests of the old white men in power.
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>Brazil
>26
>Army/PELOPES
>Border area with Venezuela and Colombia and two favela operations
>>
>>722873324
continue to consume from your corporate overlords while berating people who put their life on the line, friend
>>
>USA
>18
>25B
>0
Thoughts on MOS?
>>
>>722872676
>giving your life for a government

how cucked can you get? fucking disgusting
>>
>>722872676
>Germany
>26
>Combat-Medic
> I want :)
>
>>
>>722873468
>Thoughts on MOS?
It's like working in IT as a civilian but with stricter rules I assume?
>>
>>722873448
I don't need to respect a person/people who take a scene of pride in signing away their lives just to be put under a microscope and told when to sleep, shit, eat, and shoot.
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>>722873652
Thanks, I ship on march.
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>>722872676
Which color of crayon do you think taste the best?
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>Israel
>20
>Artillery corps
>Lebanon border
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USA
22
ARMY 27D
0
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>>722873448
kekt, look this human shield thinks his opinion matters, go join your dead/handicapped buddies already puppetboy
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>>722873468

If you're offered any opportunity for a cert (A+, N+, Sec+, CCNA, etc), take it! Also, cross train whenever you can. Learn LOS, SATCOM, etc. Once you get out, depending on your certs and experience, you can easily make $45K-60K in the civilian/Government sector.
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>>722873921
>Israel
>22
>Armoured Corps, Tank commander
>Operation Protective Edge, Golan heights, Lebanon border
>platoon commander was sniped
>thefeels.jpg
>>
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>>722872676
but hey, without dumbfucks, they'd bring back the draft, so I thank you for your "service"
>>
>>722872676
> USA
> 30
> Army 18f
> 2 IRQ 2 AFG

lost leg knee down so I'm out on 100% from the va now
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>>722874200
Oh well that sucks. Also enjoy getting nuked by Iran lmao.
>>
>>722874200
Found the Jew. You mad white boi
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>>722874118
Amazing! Thanks for the advice, will keep in mind.
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>>722874361
>lost leg
>>
>>722872676
>Germany
>18(started with 17)
>Jäger
> un security council
>>
>>722874118
>make $45K-60K
make as much as a teacher, with slightly less risk of dying
>>
>>722873063
Dead ass. Fresh home from Little Creek.
>>
>>722874588
Ikr... wife still fucks me so I guess it ain't that bad
>>
>>722874808
well at least you lost it protecting our count....oh wait, you lost it for nothing, never mind
>>
>being a government sponge
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>>722874118
>you can easily make $45K-60K
>>
>>722874739

https://www.bmi.bund.de/SharedDocs/Downloads/DE/Nachrichten/Kurzmeldungen/2016/kernaussagen-kriminalitaet-im-kontext-von-zuwanderung.pdf;jsessionid=D16BC87E4F4026CACEB2D9C7CD29D4A2.2_cid364?__blob=publicationFile

crimes in ger 2013 = 7 per capita
crimes in ger 2016 = 22 per capita
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>>722874788
what were you doing there
>>
>>722872676

>Canada
>29
>INT (Intelligence)
>if I told you I'd have to kill you.
>>
>>722872676

>Liberia
>12
>General Buck Naked's Batallion
>Anywhere in Liberia
>>
>>722875165
Only a fake faggot would type this. If u were military you're probably an overweight career specialist
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>>722872776
>>
>>722874361
>lost leg knee down
HAHAHAHA, oh fuck, what a retard.
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>>722874200
אתה בקבע?
וואלה אני מתגייס לשריון אני צריך להיות שמח או עצוב?
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>>722875300

>obvious joke
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>>722875048
Ok?
>>
Killing mercilessly for a living is borderline psychopathic.
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>>722875422
עצוב.
תכין את התחת שלך עם הרבה גריז ושמן כי הולכים להעביר בך חוטר של 3 מטר ברנש ובוא לצ'אן הישראלי
>>
>>722875525
just borderline?
>>
>>722875525
Borderline?
>>
I hate how army, military, navy, etc. fags demand respect just for enlisting. Most of them enlisting have no where else to turn so they join
>>
>>722875525
someone has to do it you fucking sheep
>>
>>722876218
Someone has to clean the sewers.
Where's their praise?
>>
>USA
>20
>Air Force F-16 Analyst
>8 months in service, none yet
>>
>>722876066
Not really. Most join bc of the allure of legal murder. Having even the slightest chance to get a kill. Secondly I've never met a vet who demanded recognition. It's usually the right older crowd pushing it
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>>722874773
>>722874955

$45k-$60k wasn't a bad starting point when I got out. With the VA loan, I was able to buy my first house when I was 22. I make $80k annually, matching 401k, and full benefits now. All without college or /biz-tier schemes.
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>>722874325
>Because they pay for your bachelor's degree, housing, food, full healthcare, and people praise and discount you for kicking dust for 6 months every couple of years
FTFY
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>>722876371
because you don't risk your life and do it for your country when you clean the sewers.
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>>722876547
Same I got out no college and now a gs14 making 110k. Also va home loan and post 911 is nice
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>>722873921
>>722874200
איך החיים בלי נעלי ח''יר?
>israel
>18
>navy/ shayetet 13
>not through the training process yet
>>
>>722872676
>Danish
>23
>Danish Jægerkorps
>I can't tell you because muh government secret
>>
>>722873137
At least they die in work they like.
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>>722876655
You don't do any of that when you join the military either.
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>>722872676
Get shot by sand niggers. You faggots were too stupid to do something good with your life, so you sold yourself to the gummiemint to do what they please, life shill faggots.
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>>722876715
fuck you're a Jægerkorp at only 23? that's impressive anon. You must be in peak fitness condition.
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How does it feel to be tools for a government who will simply throw you aside when you leave the military?
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>>722876743
Maybe some us didn't care if we lived or died. Sad but kind of reality. Knowing the risk and choosing to ignore it is more insanity than stupidity
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>>722876829
And I'm sure you've done so many great things. Ok pussy.
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>>722872848
the only respectable army
>>
when my work was having some sort of event for veterans day when the event guy came to me and ask me if I was a veteran I lied and said no.
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>>722876832
Basically trained for it since i was 16. Always knew i was going for it.

Almost failed the entry tho.
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>>722876709
>shayetet 13
>browsing /b/
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>>722877064
did you play any sport?
also at what stage did you almost fail?
>>
>>722877064
What a waste of life...
>>
>>722876958
His inaction is better than your terrorism.
>>
>>722876709
Is the training harder or easier than what you expected?
>>
צ'אן.אורג.אייאל
>>
>United States
>21
>Army, 13D
>None, Stationed in Alaska
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USA
25
Navy EM2
Two deployments one to the red sea one rimpac
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>>722877107
Never played sports, i'm a fucking nerd - so lots of vidya - but always spend alot of time practicing for marathons/trialons n shit - also gym i guess.

>also at what stage did you almost fail?
.
written exams - i fucking hate math.
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Found your position...الله أكبر
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>>722872676
>>Faroe Islands
>>41
>>Infantry officer; Infantry
>>No deployments. But I lead a unit of myself and one other soldier. I carry an old aluminum baseball bat and my subordinate has a speargun he was given by his uncle, so we are ready when called upon.
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>>722877286
Is it true you have to go through a torture/interrogation training?
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>>722875065
Standing around
>>
My really good friend is in the Canadian military.

Does that count?
>>
die
>>
>>722877013
Good answer; I'd hate all of the false fucking sincerity.
>>
>>722876875
Pretty good
>>
>>722877387
Vicarious valor
>>
>>722877376
Yes - you get dragged through alot of psych shit - sometimes it's remembering a identity and being able to recite you background perfectly under pressure

temperature stuff aswell, but obviously they dont beat the crap out of us.

Learn techniques to handle pressure stuff like that -- it's kinda what you would expect - but hard to imagine for yourself.
>>
>>722872676
>Ukraine
>25
>Special Operations Detachment
>>
>Russia
>94
>Red Army
>Poland
>>
>>722877842
have you fought any russians?
>>
>>722877915
>if no troll

then mad respect comrade.
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>>722874927
>Born post 9/11 the post
>>
Germany
100
Waffen-SS
Poland, France, Russia and many more
>>
>Sweden.
>35+
>Bergsjägarpluton (AJB) Mountain Ranger.
>Afghanistan: 2007, 2009,2010.
>Other locations 2011-2014. Now stationed at Arvidsjaur base - Swedish Lapland. Home.
>>
>>722872676

THOSE SUNGLASSES ARE GAY, THAT HELMET IS TOO BIG AND GAY.
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>>722878154
what was your toughest deployment so far?
>>
>>722877989
Thank you friend
>>
>>722877987
No. Only those that do not consider us a nation and came to us with the war.
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>>722878332
Afghanistan 2009. Went straight down the shitter at several points, most stressful time of my life.
Also a few other times I can't speak of.
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>>722878622
>Also a few other times I can't speak of.
come on can't you talk about it without being specific about location?
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>>722877915
Can you share any war stories old timer?
>>
>>722877164
Way harder i am only a few monthes in and i probably gonna quit
>>
>>722877915
Were you the guy i drank vodka with in Stalingrad?
>>
>>722873063
No foolin?
I'm sonar tech, training for SWCC though. Any advice?
>>
>>722878949
Why? Elaborate pls.
>>
>UK
>45
>EOD
>Bosnia, Iraq, Afghan
>>
all the military/army fags i've met tend to think theyre entitled to do whatever they want. all they did was do some grunt work for someones agenda
>>
>becoming cannon fodder so the rich can get richer
>>
>>722878814
Recon and support for a group of people under high pressure. Infiltration by sea, shit went bad, relocated into the mountains. Ran into hostiles we were not allowed to engage nor fire upon, mate got injured, intel of possible radiation on target etc. Capture would have been bad on so many levels.
>>
>>722879604
why do you say capture would've been bad? you know anyone who went through it?
>>
>>722878816
I would, but I am old and use the translation

>>722878982
I was in Poland for War All the Time
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>>722879990
Man i really hope that guy survived i didnt understand a thing he said but he was a really cool guy
>>
>>722879834
Yep. And the situation we were in was far different from the normal "captured in war" by some Isis cunt etc.
It would have been terrible for our country. We were up against people Sweden do not wanna piss off. The political blowback would have been catastrophic. And Sweden isn't exactly the strongest force compared to some.
>>
i hate military fags they think they deserve everything just for enlisting lmao
>>
>>722880162
I think my worst fear if i was captured would be torture. thats probably worse than death
>>
>>722872676
>USA
>28
>Navy SEAL
>China, Afghanistan, Few locations all over the world.
>>
>>722880519
you allowed to talk about what you were doing in china?
>>
>>722880135
Not many of us left now. We all go someday.
>>
>>722880265
Not mine, we went through SERE training, complete level A,B and C. The last steps are mostly classified but you can probably imagine what " Survival, Evasion, Resistance, and Escape" means with focus on resistance.
Not something I wanna go through again but if I do I know I can handle it.
My fear, especially in Afghanistan was death of my team.
>>
>>722880593
Well even I think my times up i dont feel like i belong in the german society anymore
>>
>>722880665
>Not something I wanna go through again but if I do I know I can handle it.
people say waterboarding is the worst, but i remember when i was a kid i got electrocuted after playing with a plug. I am fucking terrified of electric shocks and would spill the beans in that situation
>>
>>722880590
I cannot say unfortunately. Small recon operations.
>>
>>722880684
The new generation must find its way
>>
>>722872676
>Turkey
>28
>Commando
>Northern Iraq, Southeast Turkey, Aleppo and Al-Bab
>>
>>722880828
those small operations are the most dangerous right? you go under equipped in them
>>
>>722872969
>>722877382

Thank you for your standing
>>
>Sweden
>22
>Marines
>None, basically only training how to beat the Russian when he shows
>>
>>722880828
To add, look at the small islands between Japan and China. Can't tell more.
>>
>>722880846
I really hope they will otherwise everyone who died in ww2 died for absolutely nothing
>>
>Ireland
>57
>Irish Republican Army
>Ulster
>>
>USA
>46
>Rangers
>Desert Storm
>>
>>722880825
It's the "jumpscare" that scares you most I would imagine. Prolonged electrical shocking is not fun but there is far worse pains out there.. Trust me.
Did my training with Seals and other guys, most guys agree, feet and hands. That's where the real pain is.
>>
>>722881041
War will always occur from time to time
>>
>>722881139
>most guys agree, feet and hands.
you mean beatings in those places? I heard the sole of the feet is extremely sensitive
>>
>>722881236
Beatings, peeling (as in skin coming off), nails, breaking of bones. The amount of pain it can create is unfathomable.
>>
>>722881405
I heard even cutting off a bit of skin on the pinky would hurt like shit
>>
>>722874361
enoch?
>>
Việt con nên đã giết Mỹ!!!
>>
>>722881566
Enough to make even the toughest mother fucker cry. Now imagine the entire palm of your hand peeled off. Or the sole of your foot.
>>
>>722881698
shit how do they even do it? do they apply some chemical to make the skin loose?
>>
>>722881789
I want to kill people who do this kind of things. And yet, there are people in this world who enjoy doing that shit and it turns them on.
>>
>>722881789
They go medieval style on your ass. Sharp blade, start peeling. I have seen the result of it. Never wanna see it again.
>>
>>722881890
I dont thiink it turns them on, they just do it because they want to extract information without killing you
>>
>France
>26
>Armée de Terre
>Spécialiste renseignement d'origine électromagnétique (SIGINT specialist)
>Afghanistan, Mali, Centrafrique
>>
>USA
>19
>Army 12B
>0
>>
>>722881698
Wouldnt everyone just black out from that I mean the pain would be unbearable
>>
>>722872848 kek
>>
Australia
2nd Commando Regiment
Signaller
none but first deployment in May

Foras Admonitio
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are roids allowed in the military? pic related is a guy in the army i know he is jacked af
>>
>>722883288
good luck m8 where you headed to?
>>
>>722872676
Loose
lips
sink
ships.
>>
>>722883391
Middle East mate, think you can guess where

you military as well?
>>
>>722883605
shit fam good luck
i am but not australian
>>
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>>722872676
US
42
MOS is for faggots
all of them
>>
>>722883808
thanks mate, good luck to you as well and stay safe
>>
>>722883288
do you need to be a good swimmer to be in the 2nd?
>>
>>USA
>>20
>>Cadet, USAFA
>>lmao
>>
>>722872676
>Canada
>19
>Combat Engineer, CHIMO!
>Wainwright Albertastan
>>
>Dutch
>24
>Légion étrangère (French Foreign Legion)
>Mainly in France, guarding the streets. Also been to Mali
>>
>>722883347
i know that guy. I follow him on instagram. He is jacked, yes. But his body is achievable natural. He doesn't have an extreme low body fat % or a "roid physique"
>>
>US
>20
>Army 11B
>0
>>
>>722872848
their food is shit but that hi speed wifi tho amirite
>>
>USA
>21
>Navy, FC2
>1
>>
>>722877382
standing for freedom
>>
burger, 30's, ma2 and none i left after 4 years
>>
>>722872676
>usa
>22
>navy EM
>4
>>
>>722880519
got any good stories?
>inb4 opsec
>>
USA, 31, CIVCON for Air Force Space Command, 0 (civilian)
>>
>>722883347

hahahahahaha this guy is a twerp. go to a gym around 5-6am or 4-5pm on any base and you will see us much bigger than that. thats laughable

>jacked

kekoreno
>>
>>722872676
>USA
>24
>MMNC
>3
>>
>>722880897
Aleppo? what were you doing in aleppo
>>
>>722888779
please dont ever come across as active duty or prior service
>>
>>722888900
Probably shooting down russian planes
>>
>>722889003

well, sometimes the dumb russians need to know they cant invade airspace of countries. good for him if he did tho
>>
USA
22
Air Force F-15 integrated fighter avionics
None
>>
Surprised so many /b/tards are militaryfags.
>>
Canada
22
Infantry
none as of yet
>>
>>722889256

> newnigger
>>
Serbia
21
Serbian Army, 11th Infantry Battalion
no deployments yet but soon i hope
>>
>>722872676
Belgium
21
1st Wing, Force Protection
None as of yet. Patrolled around Brussels and all that crap.
>>
>>722889256
the elite are pushing for ww3 so they dry up the job market and flood the video game world with financing for shooters and then you end up with bloated militaries and bloated military budgets and eventually covert ops push the entire military into conflict

>USA
>30
>army 11b
>1
>>
>>722872676

>>722889900
>>
>>722890150
shut up and take my money crusty unshaven guy who talks to himself
>>
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>Finland
>26
>Special Jäger battalion
>Ei tietoa sivullisille/No information to third parties
>>
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>>722878110
Ehre die Veteranen
>>
>>722872676
>Canada
>32
>Army, Weapons Technician
>Afghanistan (2010)
>>
>>722872676
So.. I'm in the army. Sgt type. Has anyone here ever dated a subordinate?
>>
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USA

20

Army 91B

Reserves for now
>>
'Murica
25
Army Nat Guard/ 11B (11M in reality)
None
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