I'm in deep shit fuck fuck >I was browsing some usual

>>722864840
Rest in pecans OP

>>722864840
Holy shit my sides....

You are lying OP :'D... Please tell me that didn't happen...

You are so screwed.

>>722864840
You should have raped your mother.

Aha hahaha faaaaaaag

>>722865161
whoa there, peter north.

I know this is /b/ and all but only a nigger would suggest that.

>>722864840
why didn't you listen to the rest of us?

File: op fucked up.png (264KB, 1423x1115px)

264KB, 1423x1115px

Already Screencapped

>>722865302
>>722865153

I'M NEVER FALLING FOR YOUR MEMES AGAIN

File: trapz.jpg (497KB, 1280x1920px)

497KB, 1280x1920px

>>722864840

File: cool story bro 4.jpg (37KB, 500x333px)

37KB, 500x333px

>>722864840

File: robokek b.jpg (29KB, 357x405px)

29KB, 357x405px

>>722864840
the plan worked just fine faggot

File: slap stickman.gif (8KB, 158x152px)

8KB, 158x152px

>>722865331

>not using adblocker

>>722865331
Only a newfag would screencap obvious bait, this early.

File: laughter.jpg (77KB, 600x536px)

77KB, 600x536px

>>722865359
how's that industrial area?

>>722865359
It's not my fault you like when feminine penis cummed your hole.

Should have opened incognito tabs,
faggot.

File: 1318072405735.jpg (79KB, 800x565px)

79KB, 800x565px

>>722864840

>>As I went back to my room she fucking screamed at me

For what?

>>I panicked and slapped her

What? Why? Is that normal in your household?

>>My dad hear all that and tried to stop me
>>I punched him on the guts

Is that normal?

Tell us something about your background.

>>722865424
Oh, so you want 4chan to become pay-to-access due to them losing all their ad revenues because you can't deal with a few colourful pictures? Fuck you asshole

>>722865331
Hey reddit, you guys got the most dankest maymays, may your puppers always be uppers xD

Pic of where you are or fake as fuck

>>722865602
This would better my life.
Yes.

>>722864840
> Her penis

Also show industrial area

File: head smash screen fist.jpg (72KB, 475x375px)

72KB, 475x375px

>>722865602

>Oh, so you want 4chan to become pay-to-access due to them losing all their ad revenues because you can't deal with a few colourful pictures?

Yes.

>implying anyone would pay to browse 4chan

Retard.

File: WIN_20170218_144504.jpg (123KB, 1280x720px)

123KB, 1280x720px

>>722865624
fuck you man

>>722864840
>Inb4 OP is lowkey gay and this is a trap thread request

>>722865602
Why did you crop out most the banner on the top of the screen but leave the clickbait at the bottom?

>>722864840
Well, you post pepe memes, overreact to everything, you still live with your mom and seem to be a burden on her yet you don't do anything about it, so given all this information, odds are you're a fat greedy slob.

So you're actually in a win/win situation here. Just get yourself a shitload of cardboard, find someplace remote to set up camp, keep yourself out of trouble with the law and unsavory passers-by, eat when you can but try to stay out of dumpsters, and the rest will take care of itself. After awhile of being unable to afford to eat, you'll look better, you'll feel better, and you won't even die or anything because you had the foresight to make sure you'd be fat enough to survive this. It'll be hell, but guess what? Scary and painful though it may be, you won't even need to stay motivated or determined, your circumstances will do that for you. That's one of the relatively few benefits of having no remaining choices or opportunities in life: whatever the plan ends up being, it takes no mental effort on your part to stick to it, because to do otherwise is impossible.

Make it a win/win/win situation: you also get to escape your evidently shitty family. You're clearly not used to independent living, but don't worry, you'll get the hang of it; involuntary acts of desperate self preservation are a great teacher. And when you get good enough at it to pull yourself back out of the hell you just got yourself into, you'll emerge happier and more functional than ever.

File: WIN_20161121_110101.jpg (93KB, 1280x720px)

93KB, 1280x720px

>>722865837
i used a app that lets me take a screnshot of the scrolling window that starts where i Click

File: 1486598768880.png (656KB, 1488x1488px)

656KB, 1488x1488px

>>722864840
You can still kill your parents, no big deal

>>722865742
You are a motherfucking idiot. Do you even know what 4chan is all about? It's the way many different forms and sizes of people come together to share their porn and funny pictures. This is what makes 4chan so much better than any other website on the web. You are just an egoistic bastard if you want this place to get closed down just because they HAVE to put ADVERTS to pay their RENTS!!

File: 1478987308334s.jpg (7KB, 250x241px)

7KB, 250x241px

>>722865918
a app

File: IMG_0595.jpg (67KB, 500x380px)

67KB, 500x380px

Go to a store and buy a cheap bra and some sheer thigh high stockings.

Return home, go in backyard and change into bra and stockings. Nothing else.

Knock on front door. Tell dad you need to talk.

>>722865602
>them losing all their ad revenues
This is a noble end in and of itself, regardless of any personal benefits.

>>722866009
>a app
>blapp blapp

File: check em.jpg (122KB, 460x288px)

122KB, 460x288px

>>722866026
if this post gets dubs, OP has to do it

>>722864840
join if you like dicks https://discord.gg/Sae7aJr

>>722864840
I'm not saying that you're a faggot, OP.

I don't judge.

I'm merely suggesting that there is a probability that you crave penis of the feminine variety and need to seek help for the sake of your mental state and rectal integrity.

>>722864840
>>>722864840
>Rest in pecans OP
How to give you 4chan gold?

>>722864840
Post pic of industrial area so we know your not full of shit

File: WIN_20161005_193700.jpg (144KB, 1280x720px)

144KB, 1280x720px

>>722865424
>>722865602
>>722865698
>>722865742
>>722866132
mfw i started an argument using only a screenshot of this thread

>hairy pothead and the chamber of smokerets

>>722864840
>my mom walked into my rom and clicked it
no, u did this to yourself. Shouldve taught your parents about your privacy.
Stop trolling

File: unnamed.png (101KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]

101KB, 300x300px

>>722866132
>driving people into poverty
>"noble"
is this you

>>722866785
anon pls

File: WIN_20170218_150214.jpg (121KB, 1280x720px)

121KB, 1280x720px

>>722866785
Its Still GOing

>>722865661
THIS

I can help you get back home.

>Buy wig, lingerie, and dress.
>Wait for mom to leave
>Arrive home, with girly voice ready
>Give you father the boypussy
>a_wild_mother_appears.gif
>Clench and make him fill you up like a Tonka truck
>Mother sees you
>Run out before she can identify you
>Your father is divorced for cheating
>Ditch trap gear
>Go home
>Comfort crying mother
>Ask her what happened
>"Your father fucked a woman in our house and i-i caught him f-fucking her"
>She will forgive you and let you back in

OP if you need a place to crash let me know

>>722867338
That's a good idea

>>722867116
Why are philosophers so perplexed and divided on the issue of the trolley problem? A quick examination of the issue through the lens of sociodarwinian virtue ethics yields a very obvious correct answer: gluttony is evil -- especially in light of world hunger -- and fatties are gluttons by nature, and so you should push the fatty, to minimize his genetic contribution to the future evil of the world -- relative, that is, to any such contribution that may be minimized by allowing the innocents to die.

File: 1487295661366.png (216KB, 393x391px) Image search: [Google]

216KB, 393x391px

>>722867338

>>722867338
wat 4 fuk is dis shet

>>722866289
>rectal integrity
>implying a trap would even let someone bottom for them much less want them to
>so vastly underestimating how fucking gay traps are

>>722868605
Are you the faggot expert from personal experience of getting in the ass?

>>722864840
You should have head butted your dad so he could of got knocked out.

>>722866572
dabbing is for faggots or niggers. which one are you kid.