>be me
>house mate keeps using my butter
>buy new tub of butter
>make a cavity bottom of a tub of butter >poo in a plastic bag
>cut a hole in bag squeeze poo into cavity. >Put
butter back in tub.
>Leave in fridge for house mate to use.
>2 months pass
>hear house mate scream
>run to see what has happened
>he freaking out trying to figure why he has shit on his toast
>told him to stop using my butter.
> he sits down in silence
>>722863007
yes you already posted it in the other thread
>>722863007
>Being this autistic
>>722863007
Wow not even waiting for the old thread to die before trying to pass this off as oc.
As always op is a massive faggot.
>>722863111
Gad damn
>>722863111
trips of truth
>>722863007
>gal at work stealing people's lunches
>drop about a dozen drops of lsd into soda bottle
>reseal bottle
>leave it in fridge
>she regularly takes my lunch because i can cook
>about 40 minutes after lunch she starts freaking the fuck out
>police and emergency get called
>gets hauled away strapped to a gourney
Never stole another lunch after that
>>722863740
>Bet she will. She's gonna convince herself that it was some kind of random occurrence, and nothing to do with stealing your lunch.
>>722863740
Fake. Who wastes drugs?
>>722863007
U r a faking genius
Why would you even make this up?
You're anonymous here, you gain fuck all, lmao.