American in Paris. Best way to pick up foreign girls? Need

>>722855624
Go to the eiffel tower.
And jump

Fuck off

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Just go to Sweden, scream Allahu ackbar and pick any broad you like

>>722855624
Wave your flag and scream murica at the top of your voice, women will crawl on your micropeeny imidately

How about some actual advice

>>722855624

Dress like a GI and roll in a Sherman

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>>722855624
Look up a good breeder and buy a genuine french poodle.

Lots of tight pussy and loyalty too.

>>722858142
Kill yourself you fucking faggot. Figure it out yourself to get aids from a fucking hooker. Either way, fuck off.

>>722855624

Probably easiest in is to find someone who wants to practice their english. Talk clearly and see who is listening in?

Pretend you are Canadian. Or Australian. Even British is better than American.
If you didn't know already, the world hates your country.

>>722858918
This

>>722855624
Talk loudly in American in public places about how the US saved them in both world wars and how you're entitled to respect. Then order freedom fries and cover it with cola.

>>722855624
Take a train to Amsterdam, hire the finest prostitutes the world has to offer.

>>722855624
Kidnap and rape

>>722858918
this

>>722858918
Jealousy is a bitch, isn't it?

>>722858237
lel

>>722860424
You must know

>>722855624
how many terrorists do you see

How many mudslimes do you see? I plan on going there for spring break.

>>722858918
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