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Talking to this girl on tinder, think she wants to fuck but don't

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Talking to this girl on tinder, think she wants to fuck but don't know how to close the deal.
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>>722852130
Dude, you are both on tinder.
Its like saying you met a girl in church but you're not sure if shes religious.

Virgin.
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>>722852130
Its Saturday. Meet her for a drink tonight.
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>>722852227
That's why I'm on tinder dude...I am a virgin
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>>722852130
It's very easy. Tell me what you plan to do, and I'll tell you where you're going write or wrong.
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>>722852227

Not at all, OP knows she wants to fuck but he wants advice on how to close the deal. Yes being two people wanting to fuck is not enough to make it happen, you got to keep things sexy and "Hey, I am free from 2 to 3 this afternoon if you want to fuck" is not guaranteed to work.

So OP, post the conversation up to now and I'll provide with my best advice
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>>722852130
I had an easy ride on tinder a while back, caught her in a good moment I guess, swallowed without me asking too, win
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>>722852892
Ask her to sit on your face
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>>722852130
Have her over to smoke. Slowly put your arm around her. Go in for kiss. This worked for me during my tindering years.
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>>722852892

"If that direction is *insert local bar name here* tonight, count me in!"
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>>722853332
Don't know if she smokes, might be against it and I can't fuck
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>>722853485
based on her snarky reply she does.Just ask her.
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>>722853399
Thats good, not too much but the right direction!
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>>722852227
kek
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>>722852130
fucked her from tinder, great success
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>>722853399
woman approved
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tell her you post on an imageboard full of angry nerds that hate women that you're getting advice from and she'll definitely suck your cock
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Thinking about writing, if we're on the same wavelength, when you free?
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Looks like me and my GF are going to break up
Is tinder a good way to fuck?
I dont want another GF, just want to fuck my brain out
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>>722854228
Yes
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OP HERE should I reply "If we're on the same wavelength, when you free?"
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>>722853662
>>722854228
yup
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Three letters and simple punctuation my friend;

DTF?
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>>722854304
I am totally new to all of that
So I just open up an account, uppload a pic of myself that dosen't look like total shit and write them politely?
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>>722853689
>>722853562

Point is, being non creepy, non needy and playfull's the best way to get someone to agree to a first date.
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>>722854228

I work better on OKcupid since there I have the possiblity to send an opener, but I agree, Tinder is basically pussyland
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Her reply...
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>>722854506
Sometimes not writting to them politely also work.

Got laid by saying to a girl "I'm not interested in you because of your intelligence".

Don't be the nice guy. Nice guy finish last
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>>722854715
Too fast Anon, too fast
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>>722854861
spotted the faggot who paid for pickup courses
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>>722855198

Learned through experience mate.
Never paid for a single course, never went to any. Just talked to a lot of girls, saw what worked, what didnt and read some applied sociology / psychology stuff.

But nice try virginfag
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Why did I ask a bunch of autistic cucks about girl?
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>>722855319
You didn't pay for the course, I'll take it your mum did?
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>>722855319
pu faggot located trying to justify himself lmao
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>>722854861
Well, I dont mind to be polite
I just want some action
Have been in a relationship for a long time now; I just dont believe that getting laid is that easy
But it obviously is
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>>722854715
you fuckin' ruined it man. she wanted to flirt and possibly WAS dtf but you totally jumped the gun.
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>>722855690
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>>722855761
jesus christ is she fucking mentally handicapped?
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>>722855761
Dude, anon gave you a goog line
>>722853399
Why didn't you listen?
Why you wanna fuck it all up?
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>>722855966
I don't drink alcohol
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>>722856036
you will never get laid cuckboi
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>>722855761
Ask her if she wants to come over or meet somewhere


just nut up and ask. If she says no, say OKAY BYE. If she says yes, invite her the fuck over and pull yo dick out
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>>722854715
pic related.
follow the steps to get her back
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