Welcome to the sickbay, anon. Tell me what is wrong with you.

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I can't feel my body anymore.

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My fingers want cheese all the time.

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>>722849822
That seems like a personal problem, anon. I think you need to seek the attention of a therapist.

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My deer has a fence in its balls

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>>722849888
I think you're TRIPing. Haha. But no, you're going to die.

>>722849964
Hola KEK

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My gf has a bigger dick than me.

wat do

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Why does JESUS taste like sausage?

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>>722849964
Oh dear. I recommend a castration.

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My dog vomits during sex.

Should I use a lubricant?

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>>722850141
Dang it my family will be greatly saddened by this. Please tell me you can same my squirrel tho?

>>722850362
*save

MY ANUS IS BLEEDING

its
"please state the nature of the medical emergency"

you nub

Every time I see this guy in another role he's the doctor for me.

>>722849229
Doctor