You may use one object in the room you're in as a weapon

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>>722849196

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>>722849196
I've got a fake flintlock pistol on my wall that looks a bit like pick related.

I could use the but for smashing heads, as long as they go down as easy as the Walking dead.

>>722849307
What are you going to do with a poster?

>>722849497
His best

Cymbal stand

>>722849658
Well you can't ask for more than that.

>>722849658
Kek

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>>722849196

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>>722849196
not mine but very similar

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45# recurve. I'll survive for a bit

>>722849497
Okay I'll give you the short version, even if it seems clear.
>I'll trade that Poster in for a good nice new Goodyear tire with the guy I knew who is a huge Starwars fan.
>with that tire I will repair my dodge pickup.
>later on i will give away the pickup in exchange for the daughter of the local farmguy. He always wanted one like these.
>the daughter, her name is Lena, has the exact matching dna from wich I will create the zombie cure.
>she's so gratefull that I saved the world that I will bang her 24/7 afterwards.

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>>722849946

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>>722850061
Now this nigga knows how to zombie.

>>722849196
Where do i start haha. I guess it really depends on where im at in my room when the zombie enters. If im on my bed i'll grab my M&P 9mm next to it. If im close to my closet I'll grab my shotgun or rifle. Close to my window ill grab one my hatchets or cold steel machetes. If i wanted to get fancy I'd grab my hand and a half sword. I might even grab my big bore blowgun for shits and giggles to see what it would do.

>>722850061
>that I will bang her 24/7 afterwards.

That sounds chaffing.