Tell me what problems you have and I will give you advice that

>>722835445

I have a problem of not getting some sick dubs. Now check em.

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>>722835564
No, you have to do like this. Chuck um.

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this stripper wants to come stay with me, recently broke up with my last gf n met this smokin hot bitch online.
>confirmed via FaceTime is not fatneckbeard
She's cool n in school for psychology but she wants to come stay with me n may lead to a relationship
>I'm in Colorado and she's in illinois. Supposedly would only cost around a hundred bucks but I got a gut feeling something seems off about the whole thing.
>tldr stripper wants my nuts n I'm too sceptical to fly her out
Should I do it? Am I overlooking any details ?

>>722835445
I feel like i'm too smart. When i talk to people they don't seem to catch it. I'm not talking about sarcasm tho.
>inb4 special snowflake
Gonna take mensa test in a month, we'll se. If i'm too smart or just retarded.

>>722835445
>>>/adv/

>>722835864
Do it, you will forget your breakup faster and easier. But i'd suggest using condoms tho, you know after all she is a stripper.

i was molested when i was 10 by my 15yo neighbour, and i think i'm bi but i don't know if i'm afraid to come out cause of the abuse, or if i only think i'm bi because i'm all fucked up from it. came out to a few people at a festival when i was really high on mdma and i thought it would be cathartic, but it just ripped open the infected scar and i had a massive identity crisis. i had the opportunity to fuck a dude about a week later and i was all good to go, then i freaked out and now i'm seriously confused about my sexuality and identity.

>>722835864
She's a tard and probably not studying anything. She has a Nigger bf

>>722835445
how two talk gril?

>>722836120
Dude you could be smart. There's a lot of ridiculously retarded people. Even teachers

>>722835445
i fell in love with a married woman 13 years older than me, i tried fucking other chicks, i tried finding a hobby or anything to keep my mind off her but at the end of the day when i go to bed i always think about her. give me advice

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Test

>>722836347
Were you forced or was it consensual

>>722835445
I am addicted to eating my nails and ripping dead skin of my fingers or legs.
Because of this,my hands are pretty fucked.

>>722836347
Youre just a tard. You're probably a term ager and your body is going through changes so you feel confused.
If you feel attracted to men then you're gay. It's that simple. Do you masturbate to gay thoughts?

>>722836531
Did you ever Fuck her

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>>722836204
Cool! Thanks for the tip, I wonder if there's anyway I can get her tested cuz I really want her to sit on my face
>>722836374
Not gonna lie facetimed with her for like 2 hours n she's pretty autistic n has zero cool interests n everything I showed her that was cool she just called me a nerd for
>mfw poi is nerdy somehow
Plus she was bummed when I told her I did coke n that I smoke. Probs doesn't like that shit because she's around it all the time

i am a depressed piece of shit who spends my days working out and playing video games, i go to work 7.30-15.30, ive never had a gf, i usually just hook up with some girl at parties. i like cars but i dont take good care of mine. i hate kids, i hate animals and i just want to be left alone at the same time as i want to be social.

>>722836650
Cool story, start using chewing tobacco instead

>>722836719
of course i did, we had sex for over 2 years because her and her husband were going through a rough patch, but it appears that they are doing good now and she doesnt see me as much anymore

>>722836547
neither

>>722836667
nigga im 25, i just have deep shame. i don't know if i'm really attracted to men or if i just want to fuck them in a consentual setting to take some of that power back. i don't masturbate to gay thoughts, my mind kind of blanks when i try.

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Kool so. My wife of many years just told me she has fucked 3 guys in her life. But when we got together she said she still had her V card. Now she is saying she lied to me just recently and has never slept with anyone again. It's all put a lot of stress on our relationship. I don't think I will ever trust her again. Any advice. Is she lieing if so what is the truth.? Pic is O.C. not my wife.

>>722836788
How could you hate animals?
What happened in your life that was so devastating or tragic?

>>722835445
4 years ago I helped my brother kill a man who raped his daughter (my niece). We buried him alive on the reservation just outside Mescalero. I have felt some guilt about it as the years go on.

>>722836758
She should have the money for a trip to your house if she's a stripper

>>722836895
sorry to tell you this buddy but all women are liars and hoes

>>722836935
when i was little i was attacked by a dog, and its something in their eyes, no emotion, just soulless

>>722836863
Damn, you're fucked. There's nothing that can be done.
She needs to stop talking to you or otherwise you will never be able to move on. She's keeping you there as a rebound. Just find you a friend with benefits and over a period of time you will slowly direct your feelings from the old woman to the new one

>>722836456
Maybe. The thing is it's not helping, as many would think it does.

>>722836789
Dunno if gud idea,I'm trying to stay away from tobacco and alcohol.
>inb4 "HA,WHAT A PUSSY!"
I'm just trying to not make my life harder for me,I'm already a fucking fatass and Im trying to work it out at my local gym.

>>722836982
Supposedly she strips at a location 2 hours away so her friends n family found out n generally only works once or twice a month but her car broke so she hasn't been able to go strip n hasn't gone In awhile. She did agree to go halvsies on the flight tho
>still suspicious

How do I stop watching porn?

>>722835445
I have a "friend" that lives a country away from me. She's coming here next month. I can't tell if she likes me or not or if she just wants to be friends. She seems like she's been pretty hurt from her last serious relationship of 5 years recently being ended. By recently I mean 4 months maybe. Idk. I like her but I'm not sure how I should approach this situation.

>>722837161
she kinda goes away sometimes for few months then she texts me back and i try so hard not to text back but i always fall for it, i have many videos and pics that i can send her husband so they can end it and we can be together but...im not crazy

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>>722835445
I am unable to make someone fall in love with me and I have a crippling depression

>>722837204
Get a real grill

>>722836887
Stop putting so much thought into it. You were ten years old, just a kid. Whatever you did then should have no affect on you now.
You could of done gay thngs at that age but because you literally didn't know better.
Don't hang onto the thought of it. You just need to move on as a straight man.

>>722837297
Go out more and do drugs

>>722837348
I'm not into drugs and I have some health issues. Doing drugs would only reduce my lifespan which means even less time being loved.

>>722836719
What state?

>>722837317
I already have one. A George foreman.

>>722836895
Well she clearly lies.
She's a whore like every other woman.
The only thing you can do is sleep with many other women but don't let her know. Shes cheating on you

>>722837426
Better to burn out then fade away. If you can be loved even for a shorter time frame would be better than not being loved at all
>speaking from personal experience
Drugs have opened my eyes to a wide span of great friends and even better grills. Some worked out n some didn't but all the times I've done acid or molly or ex have all lead to new parts in my life with even better than before. That and the combination of the nightclub and rave scene helped as well.

>>722837564
Hope you're trolling but he means grill as in girl as in get a girlfriend

>>722836943
Dude you're a fag for feeling guilty. I would have killed the guy as well. I'd of slowly killed him

>>722837261
you should probably talk to her and find out yourself instead of trying to be a psychic pussy

>>722837005
True

Don't do drugs. Find real happiness.

>>722837614
What about getting adicted?

>>722835445
advices dont fix anything

>>722837679
That's something I'd rather do in person, not over text or Skype. I'm also afraid that if she rejects me, it'll be an awkward time that she's here. Know what I mean?

>>722837668
That makes far more sense! I actually have a fiance - makes it all more shameful.

>>722837026
Well that's understandable.
There's nothing wrong with you. Just take time to meet people. Maybe you'll find a woman that will truly get your interest

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Suffer from major depression and schizophrenia

>>722837671
We buried him alive when he couldn't move, he was crying begging us to stop. It was very brutal. He kept screaming until he was muffled with dirt. I still dream about that night.

>>722837165
You just have found anything you're interested in because you can see how much bullshit is involved in everything.
How old are you

>>722837176
Not using tobacco or alcohol doesn't make you a pussy.
Try eating sunflower seeds all the time

Met a girl through friends, went on some dates then asked her out. Said she wasn't looking for a relationship and we haven't spoken since. This was a month ago almost. How do i get over her, or meet other girls? I don't meet a lot of new people often.

>>722837179
She's gonna try and move in with you. Fuck it, have her strip and pay half the bills

>>722837204
You don't

>>722837726
either stick to ones that arnt addictive or ones that's are too expensive. Psychedelics are non lethal and easily non addictive but can be more expensive if done too much( tolerance will grow ncrequire you to purchase more) things like coke and molly and ecstasy are good but really only if you're trying to have crazy awesome sex with a girl or if you're going to a club or rave: in short moderate it in small doses and keep it social n you won't have to worry about addiction

>>722837942
That's actually a neat idea. If you ever make a new thread in the future,I'll report the results.

>>722837261
Roll with the flow, see what happens. Dont come off to strong with be lovely dubby

>>722837779
Best solution is to watch porn with her or re-enact frequently watched porn with her
It's obvious you're filling a gap in your sex life with porn fantasies just figure out what's missing n pursue it. Talk to you fiancé about your sexual tendencies preferrebly before getting married. Don't want her to divorce for wanting to do Brazilian farting porn or something

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>>722837280
Delete all videos and pics, she wouldn't date you if that's how he left her.
But seriously don't be a puss and delete all her memories. It's the first step in moving on

>>722838022
Not a bad idea, was considering that since I'd rather live with a stripper than with my ex. Which ATM I am living with my ex and it fucking blows

>>722838121
THANK YOU for actual advice. I hope I follow it. The anticipation of not know if she likes me or not is killing me lol but I'm a patient guy. I can wait it out for another month at least. Thanks man

>>722837297
Because you cant "make" it happen.
Stop trying to "make" them

Problem is you're desperate and no woman likes that

>>722836650
Post hand and feet

I've tried some drugs like, nbome, lsd, speed. I'm not addicted and i'd like to try something new like opiates and shrooms. (too poor for cocaine tho) And what about heroine? I won't use needle also i'm honestly scared that this is going to ruin me (i heard this is the shit that can make you addicted)

>>722838059
welp, not that all this is convincing me to do drugs in order to be loved, there must be something extremelly wrong with me since nobody has ever liked me and I'm unable to wake someone feelings up about me

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>>722837808
Same here, you need to step out of the house

>>722835445
I have borderline personality disorder so I struggle with anxiety and intense feelings of loneliness. I'm really only still a teen. I recently started talking to my ex again
>cute innocent half korean
>our relationship ended when she worried I was cheating on her (I would never do such a thing)
I told her about my problems and she told me she would marry me at 22 to make sure I'm not lonely
>another chick told me last year she'd marry me at 18, admitted she liked me and then dated someone else so I'm a bit skeptical
I think she likes me but from ^^^ I cant be sure whether I should ask her out. We've been talking since new years so what do I do. Do i ask her out now or leave it for a bit, or should I do it at all
>tldr ex told me she would marry me at 22, do I just ask her out now?

>>722837825
Dude that's cool as Fuck. Fuck that guy, yall should of stuck things in his ass, burried him with a dildo in there.
Your niece is probably haunted by what happened to her so just know youre not the only one suffering from it. Just immediately when you start to think of it force yourself to think of something else.

>>722838491
I'm in a psychiatric clinic. They give me drugs the whole day. This helps me shit. I will fucking kill myself.

>>722837959
Just move on knowing your life will be easier without women

>>722838236
you're telling me not to be a puss, but its much harder than you think. i dont think you've ever been in love

>>722838237
Does she still blow?

>>722838729
Possibly, but like after seeing how much happier I was when I had someone I was seeing, it's kinda hard to go back.

I'm alive and I hate every second of it.
Actually, don't answer.

I don't want to overcome this. It will overcome itself on its own (by old age) soon enough.
I'm a patient man.

I have all this shit I wanna get done but no car to get around. One of the reasons I don't even bother applying for a job is I don't have anything I can drive. The only thing within walking distance is a party store, but it seems like he's (*the owner*) always got enough people hired.
I've been relying on rides from others, but only when they're going somewhere. I don't ask anyone to take me somewhere if they aren't going out.

>>722838327
It would be a lie if i said I'm not a little desperate but I've met a girl I really like and I want to spend my life with her but there is no way for me to make her feel something about me

>>722838658
This is the only place I can talk about it.
My brother and I have never once in 4 years talked about it.

My brother was questioned by the BIA but nothing came of it.

>>722838557
You need to leave all women alone until you find yourself.
You're to young to have your focus on women.
Put that effort into school and finding a career. Women will literally hold you back so wait until youre at a good point in your life to date.
For now, just have sex with no emotions but try to keep the number limited or you will have trust issues in the future

>>722838706
What the Fuck.. Get out of there, stop taking the meds

>>722838813
I've been hurt several times and deleting the pics helped me. Now you just have to tell her to fuck off. It will either make her want you more or she will respect you and Fuck off. Delete all the pics, you will feel a instant relieve I promise. I mean EVERYTHING

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>>722839140
They don't let me go because i will kill myself.

>>722838927
This is very unfortunate. How old are you and in what country

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>>722835445
Everything's alright.

there is this problem
the girl at work with a fat ass isn't on my dick

>>722838983
Until you stop being desperate there's nothing that can be done. I have no advice on how to not be desperate. Maybe if you can find a way, write a book on what worked for you and you'll make millions

i want die

I'm in college atm, trying to get my physics degree. Want to be a nano-scientist. I have like no time for myself because I have a girlfriend (2years) and a job to keep the bills paid. I literally go to school, hang out with my girlfriend and then go to work till 11 at night and then I can't sleep because I have to think to much. I can't fall asleep till I'm so exhausted of thinking about my future. I have a serious problem with planning stuff ahead. I already know how I want my house to look, where I want to work. What I want to call my kids etc. But the problem is I can't stop thinking, I have horrible headaches all day. I feel like I need a holiday but I never have the time.

>>722839071
>leave all women alone
I've tried and tried and I just end up running in circles. The loneliness crushes me, if I don't have a girlfriend I feel like no one loves me and I can't be happy
>Find yourself
As a Borderline, this is the most impossible task, I struggle with my own identity every day I can't just find myself
>have sex with no emotions
For me, sex is supposed to be special and I don't just wanna lose my virginity to anyone I want it to be special. Plus every girl who has considered sex with me just leads me on or I freak out about how it's gunna go down
>put effort into school and career
Im already on top of most of my classes and I know what I wanna do for a career

>>722839025
Dont mention it to him. Dude youre a strong man and you've done the right thing. Dont be bothered by it. Think about these people who fight in wars and what they see. Some of them are fine, some aren't. Just know youre not the only one and what you did was the right thing. We would all have done it. If you want to feel better about it then maybe try doing volunteer work somewhere. Never talk about it though or you'll end up having your life wasted over a piece of shit

>>722839523
Also, I have no friends because I don't have the time to look for any. I have my girlfriend and that's it. It's not really a problem because I love her and I want to spend my whole life with her. I've asked alot of people and psychologists for advise but I never change anything no matter what they say. Nobody really knows what my problem is. I recently got instagram to post my photography to take my mind off things but it doesn't really help eather.

>>722839310
No you wont

>>722839523
Impressive

>>722839627
Youre gay, come out the closet

>>722839848
How is that impressive? I have no clue what to do, I constantly feel like shit and randomly start crying because I want to stop thinking if even just for an hour.

>>722839667
You're right. Thanks anon.

>>722839677
You don't have a problem, just slow your roll

>>722839894
But I wanna date my ex... Who is a grill

>>722839993
What does that mean?

>long-distance relationship for about two years
>currently going through a rough patch
>girlfriend is suddenly very distant with me. hasn't talked to me in two straight days while she's usually pretty clingy
>fuck it. i'll log on her account for clues
>find this conversation she's having with a guy she met at work, telling him how much she's thinking about him and how she'd like to know him better
>guy feels the same
>i confront her about it
>she tells me she has a date with him this sunday and she doesn't think she wants to be with me anymore
>cue heartbreak

>>722840036
But Youre gay

>>722840040
Youre putting to much stress on yourself to be perfect. It's like you're working hard to make your life the way other people think it should be. Are you living this way for youself or someone else?

>>722840093
Oh... I see

>>722840040
You're gonna be the guy that has everything, a successful life and lots of money. You'll have a wife and kids, a dog, a big house with a white picket fence.
You'll bust your ass everyday working and you'll have to travel out of town for work or work 14 hours a day.
Your wife will be at home fucking a Mexican and blame you because you weren't there enough.

>>722840256
I'm trying to live my life without any mistakes. My father isn't proud of me no matter what I do. He was a Ranger for 8 years and in special forces till he retired as a major, and everyone who didn't do what he did is a "loser". Me getting my masters is nothing in his eyes. He just beat me up yesterday, choking me out on the floor. My neck still hurts like shit and I can't move it past a certain point because I told him I'm not joining the military. I never want to be like him. I don't want any regrets when I'm 40, I want the perfect job the perfect life. And I work so god damn hard for it every day. I have 100% on every test I take, I never fail anything. I'm trying so hard but nobody cares except my maths professor. I feel like he's more of a father to me than my own dad.

>>722840399
Bend over,
But seriously, stop fucking with your crazy ass ex. Move on, she broke up to be with someone else but it didn't work so she's coming back to you

At first, greetings from Germany!

Next Friday I have a presentation in my school. But I have no self-confidence.
Has you some advice for me to overcome this?

Sorry the bad grammar, my english is not so good..

>currently in Air Force tech school for the next 5 months.
>it's alright. Miss my gf thought
>we have an open relationship
>our relationship improves when I'm away
>when I'm home, I get jealous and try to control her
>when I'm away, I encourage her to slut it up and enjoy herself
>she visited her girlfriend last week
>last night she was talking about her coworker she was crushing on
>he is a 40y/o dilf. She's 22.
>I straight up told her to invite him over right now
>she texted him while we were on the phone
>he was dtf and came over in 20 min
>they fucked and she had a great time
>I jerked off and supported her. Shit was hot.
>her college dealer is coming over in 4 days, staying for 4 days
>they always smoke and fuck constantly
>he is the only guy that creampies her other than me
>I ordered her sexy dressed and panties to wear for him
>she's gonna send me a pair of panties with his cum and her juices
>she's gonna be sending me pics and videos of the whole ordeal
>it feels like fucking Christmas, I've never been this excited before
>however I know when I get back home, her slutty behavior will drop 90% and I'll be more jealous than I am now
>not sure how to be supportive of her like I am now, when I am physically with her
>it's an issue in our relationship. The people she fucks are her friends.
>she feels that she can't see her friends as often as she wants when I'm home
>she's right, I get jealous
>but 75% of the time, I'm at work late, or with friends, or we aren't doing anything important, just watch TV together and hang out
>should be no issue for her to go see her friends and fuck
>yet I still get jealous/upset if she does

Advice on how to be less jealous?

Got an offer from Cambridge for university but doesn't seem likely I'll get the required grades. How to avoid being a disappointment to people after getting their hopes up with the offer?

>>722840425
Why would you say that. My girlfriend isn't like that. We are both pretty conservative and trust isn't a problem. with us. She's getting her psychology degree right now.

>>722840486
Man your dad has serious mental issues.
He sounds like a piece of shit with a inflated ego. He must of been raped as a kid.
The only thing that I could suggest is for you to seek counseling with your father.
His actions and behavior are out of line. Dude is freaking nuts.
I'm sorry man you have to deal with his shit. If he doesn't agree to get counseling with you then cut him out of your life and don't live for him but for yourself and your gf

>>722840693
I have the same fear.
What helped for me was beer

>>722835445
I like a girl and I think I have my chance with her but I'm really scared. It's been 3yo since my last GF left. I feel rusty and don't know what to do. I am even scared of having no boner with her cause I feel in love..

>>722840807
Nah he want raped. But his dad beat him up pretty bad all the time, and they had no money. I don't want counseling with him. I just need to get a better job right now because I live with him his girlfriend and my little brother. I'm just afraid that when I leave he will start hitting my brother instead of me..

i need ideas for healthy candy/snacks

my body reacts REALLY hard against candies with refined sugars in them

i mostly eat almonds, nuts, sugar free cookies and such, but i'd very much appreciate other inputs if you have any

>>722840942
I forgot to say why I need a better job. It's to move out of the place, together with my girlfriend. But it wouldn't work, I know it would if she got a job but she can't because she needs to study all the time. I don't study at all really because I understand stuff the second someone explains it to me. I'm good with numbers I finished calculus when I was 15

>>722840942
Okay here's how you deal with it; tell him how you feel. Tell him you know his dad use to beat his ass and ask him how did it make him feel, ask him if he really wants you to hurt as he did. Ask him if he felt he deserved being beaten.

Where's your mom?

>>722841063
You are gonna have to talk to your dad and get in his head. Make him connect to his inner feelings. Make him cry and spill his guts

>>722841153
My mom left my dad because he would constantly pick fights with her and destroy the house. Used to throw shit around the house and threaten her. He's a manipulative piece of shit if you ask me. He looses his mind if people don't listen to him because everything he does is the right way, the "ranger way". He never listens to my advise. He opened up his own company and won't listen to me. I could have his shit selling so fast but he just won't do it. He dumps all his savings into this company and we barely have money for ourselves. It's so sad to see him at the table with his cold eyes. He looks so sad because we always eat the same stuff everyday. I'm never around because I'm always at school or at work. But my brother has to deal with it. I told my mom about yesterday and she said if it happens again then she will call the police. She lives in a town 250 km away with my sister and my other brother.

>>722841475
But if she calls the police I would have to move to her and I wouldn't be with my girlfriend anymore. I'm so scared and I don't know what to do and my head just won't stop hurting. I need to sleep but I have to go to work soon.