>be me >be "18" >Fapping >door lock is

How are you "18"?

>>722833965
I'm "18" just tell me what should I do please

>>722833866
Go keep fapping in front of her.

be a hero

>>722834064
Cmon senpai give me legit suggestions I really need some help

What did she give you

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>>722834129
just tell her its natural, and you're sorry that she had to see that. she's your mother, she'll understand that it's perfectly natural for a boy in your age.

>>722834224
My Bluetooth speaker

>>722833866
Jacking off is normal, you shouldn't do it in plain view obviously but when people live together it happens. Just don't mention it and she probably won't either.

>>722834249
>>722834312
So what should I just go down and sit there silently? I'm really embarrassed senpai

I can fap to this

>>722834249

this.

It'll be awkward for a while, but it'll pass... eventually

>>722834129
Apologize and tell her you couldn't help it, but you just couldn't stop thinking about her.

Sharpie in her pooper

>>722834391
>49
this

>>722834367
no you fucktard, what i meant is TELL her that you are sorry and not to sit there like a autistic piece of unsuccessful misscarriage and be silent.

>>722834389
It's really feel awkward for me. Because this is the first time I get caught fappin.

>>722834269
I think you forgot you Bluetooth speakers on while watching porn so she brought it upstairs while you were fapping.

>>722834530
So go down and say sorry?

>>722834601

Not just sorry

Sorry that she had to see this

>>722834601
yes. act like the adult you suppposed to bee

Tell her you liked it and would like it if she barges in again, in the future

>>722833866
Did you Finish fapping after it?

>>722834635
Goddamit senpai this is so embarrassing.

post pic of yer mom

Ask her how you compare in size to your dad

>>722834687
No I'm too embarrassed by it. Should I finish it?

>>722833866
move out

Just show her how its done OP

>>722834660
Why should he say sorry? In my Family you knock at closed doors. They are closed because of a reason

>>722834747
I can't I'm "18".

Did she hesitate before leaving or give it a glance?

>>722834755
Because you're fapping furiously to traps?

>>722833866
Tell her to fucking knock next time. She won't be barging in again.

>>722834054
Go back

>>722834783
She kinda block her view by hiding behind the wall. While handing me my Bluetooth speaker

>>722834830
To?

>>722834755
So you can all fap in private, like how it should be.

>>722834660
Apologies for jacking off? That's just fucking stupid. Everyone does that.

Tell her there's only one way to make you two even....

>>722834735
If you want. Dont take it too serious. Maybe you just act like nothing happened. If she wants to speak she will do. I think she is the same amount of embarrased like you or more. Because she should know better. Ify ou want to avoid it in Future Just tell her that you would like her to knock and that your door Lock has to be repaired

I was caught flapping on Christmas day by my mom worst thing is my dick was dimonds and i wank with a semi most of the time

>>722834735
Do it,you faggot

underageb&

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Here, take this.

Still need that pic of yer mom if we're going to be able to help

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>>722834912
Please don't ree for mods

>>722834836
Post pics of mom

>>722834988
>>722835009
Sorry senpai. But no

>>722834994
You gonna get it,boi. You should have said that you are 19.

>>722834994
Go down to her naked with a boner and ask her if she likes what she sees. Tell her she was a bad girl. Then tell her to suck your cock as punishment

>>722834836
So she saw yer shit and stayed to make physical contact? Wtf do ya think she's doing now?

>>722835129
This.

>>722835043
yes!

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>>722835107
Cmon senpai help me please.
>>722835155

>>722835155
She probably sitting downstairs while listening to music.

>>722835219
Just fap to your mom then go down and see what happens and then tell us

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>>722835286

>>722835219
Sorry man.
I already had a 1 month ban and it was pretty fucking bad. Don't want that taken from me.

tell your mom you can't hide your feelings anymore

start video

fuck her

post wincest video here

become hero of /b/

>>722835420
Or in case she rejects and beats his ass,he can become an hero.

>>722835336
Please senpai tell me what should I do. Should go down and act like nothing happened or make some excuse like
>i was scratching my penis
Or
>I'm checking for testicular cancer

>>722835513
show her a picture of herself with a cum tribute on it

Go and discuss it with your mom, it will be awkward but still better than staying silent.

>>722835635
I might try it but what should I say. Please help me senpai

ask her to finish you off

>>722835513
Just go tell her that you are sorry for what she had to see and that you will try not to do it again.
Also here is a pro tip:fap in your bathroom,you fucking idiot!!

>>722835589
>>722835691
what the fuck is wrong with you idiots

>>722835513
Say you were checking for testicular cancer, that is sure to work bro.

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>>722835777
TRIPS OF TRUTH!! KEK HAS BLESSED THIS THREAD!

>>722835777
This, ya learned about it in health class. Tell her yer still not sure what yer feeling for...

>>722835777
bump

Just say that you have urges and don't have a gf to satisfy them . And that it is natural for guys to do so and you would like her to knock. Just leave when the awkward silence starts.

>>722835673
avoid her for the rest of the day. act like nothing has ever happened afterwards

Tell her it wasnt you. It was your evil twin.

>>722833866
Say nothing, act normal, if she brings it up then answer normally. Depends on the mum, she'll be embarrassed, not give a shit or be turned on

>>722833866
The fact your mom didn't really give two shits makes it okay.
Fuck I remember being caught masturbating...
>Be me, on couch
>Get the urge to fap, so I pull my jeans down and begin tugging
>Mom is "asleep" in the backroom
>One minute in and I hear the back door fling open with mom speed walking down the hallway
>Jeans are so tight I can't get them back on
>So I basically grab the cushion from underneath me and form a protective barrier
>Already awaiting my doom
>Mom comes in and asks me what I'm doing
>"nothing"
>Looms over my protective barrier and see my jeans are down while I'm facing away from her
>"Are you masturbating, anon?"
>"No"
>Then why are you jeans down"
>Only explanation I can give is "I'm cleaning my dick"
>Walks off without saying a word

>>722835673
>>722835673
Tell her that masturbating is natural for boys at your age and she won't have to see it again

>>722835961
This
Best solution I've so far

>>722836578
Unless she wants to.

>>722836768
>The Dream

>>722834673
Only sensible suggestion ITT

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>>722835807
wtf is this

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It's your kouhai here.thank you for all senpai that help me. It's all cool. My moms cool.I'm cool. Tbh I was expecting something really awkward but thank God nothing happens. So yeah thanks senpai

>>722833866
You shouldn't post shits like this on 4chan and expect decent answers. Next time try Reddit or something

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>>722837078
Now if senpai excuse me I have some business I have yet to finsh

>>722837191
Well some anon actually give me a good advice. And I'm not really know how to use reddit. But maybe next time I'll try and use them.

she interrupted you so it's only fair you have her top you off

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>>722836557
>"I'm cleaning my dick"
>on the couch

>>722834687
why do you thing it's important to know?

>>722834778

MODS

>>722834857
The future

>>722835513
She obviously doesnt give a shit or she'd be yelling at you already. No one cares if you're jacking it dude. Not even family.

Just a dumb thing everyone does because cumming feels good. No one cares.

Post pic of u in action lel

>>722833866
wash hands, act normal.

>>722833866
>What do /b/ro
go to the bathroom next time you can lock the door there..

and do you really think that:
- your mother never thought about the fact that you masturbate before?
- she masturabe too?

>>722836557
Next time say "I am becoming a nudist"

Why does OP think his mom is some kind of troll beast that no one could love?

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long time ago when i lived at home

>browsing images while fapping
>just when i finish i'm looking at a pic of a rather ugly girl with 2 big dildo's up her butt
>forget to close the tab while i clean up
>screensaver activates and i forget all about the open porn tabs
>ride my bike to the store for cigs and snacks
>when i return i hear agitated whispering coming from my room
>it's my mom, stepdad, and my younger brother just standing there staring at me
>mom is crying
>brother doing his best not to burst out in laughter
>then i see the image on monitor behind them. they placed a book against the screen so you could only see the girls face
>try to explain
>i cant
>casually walk over and close the porn tabs
>go to toilet and stay there for 6 hours

Just pretend it didn't happen. She doesn't give a fuck that you were jerking off, she's just embarrassed she accidentally walked in on you. Avoid her for a day or two then act normal.

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>>722839739
kek
I got a pretty cool mother
>wanking in room to some kind of redlight district documentation
>thought I was alone at home, didnt hear mother coming
>Mother bursts in "GOOD NEWS, I-"
>instantly pull up trowsers, helplessly standing in room with face pic related
>say "I only did it because there was something nice on in tv"
>she says "its ok its totally normal for a boy your age"
>huge relief (and with that I dont mean I continued wanking)