>Car gets stolen >i report that my laptop might have been

If you get caught, that's fraud. Decide if the chance is worth it.

>>722833384
Now you will

>>722833674
im like 10 k in debt bro just need the money

>>722833384
btw its a macbook

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>>722833941
Do it. Make sure to at least have a mate that will say they sold you the laptop. Have proof of this before commencing. Dont llisten to these paranoid idiots

Might wanna wipe the laptop so your socialll media accounts will catch the new logon from an unknown device, Like a laptop bought from a friend....

Don't tell them, don't forget to mention the designer sunglasses that were in the car too!
I've done it and they didn't investigate shit

>>722834230

Nice.

On an unrelated note do you happen to have a source to your image, or would anyone happen to know it?

>>722834275
yeah was planning to say my textbooks were in there
have all the receipts for everything so it should be good

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>>722834275
was your laptop registered for warranty claims or whatever is is you have to do these days to

If it was, it will have a hard coded serial number and if they know this number they could come to check and find out, however if youve not registered it anywhere you should be fine as they cant prove shit

>>722834230
but do they have any way of tracking?
like i have find my iphone off can they track it through my ip address or anything

>>722834534
not sure bought it from the apple store a month ago for school and work never purchased apple care or anything

>>722834534
I told them it was the upgrade to the laptop that I actually had they asked for a receipt but I told them I didn't have it I played dumb to any tech questions and received a cheque a few weeks later

>>722834777
im going to do this thanks anon

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>>722833384
This is Italy ...
Normally i have 80 ping

>>722834547
Mac addresses will be unchanged. It may or may not matter.

I've never heard such retarded shit in my life.
You told them your laptop was stolen whilst you actually believed it was.
Now STFU about it and don't give it a second thought unless they ask you about it again.
If they do, quickly weigh up the pros and cons but you should be fine OP. I probably wouldn't use it to file the crime report though.

>>722833384
Nice speed, which country and how much do you pay for it?

>>722835689
Yeah what this guy said. At the time of the report you were being honest in saying that you thought your laptop was stolen.

If they find out you have it and ask, just say you found it actually wasn't stolen but weren't sure whether you had to actually report it.

>>722837079
I have more thoughts that came after posting: if you take the alternate route of trying to hide it and they DO find it somehow, you are fucked with fraud.

This route you are actually being 100% honest, albeit innocently and partially so by claiming you did not know it was not stolen.

>>722833384
nigga tell em ur laptop was at home, they thoroughly investigate this shit

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straya

>>722833384
how much u download with that speed ? i hope it is not going to waste

what speedtest site is that? i used to know it by heart and now its not showing up.............

>>722837744
howcouldyoubethisstupid.net

>>722837744
google.com

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>>722837789
>>722837848
neither of those worked

you could have chosen two things
1. quickly send me what i'm looking for
2. taken the time to be a faggot and send non-information my way.

none of the options i tried were the website. thanks for being faggots

>>722838157
if its the ookla one it is giving me a beta which looks different from the one i have been using for many years of my life. hence me asking. faggots.

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>>722838214
pic for reference faggots

>>722838157
dont use Bing noob

>>722838407
im using google chrome.

>>722838407
i mean in the end it doesnt really matter to me if i actually find the speedtest website. it's just really sad to me how you would go to such lengths to be faggots instead of just telling me which site it was. you should consider growing up.

Everyone here is retarded, like it's some crime to own multiple computers? Hurr Durr my other one got stolen, this one I keep at home, boom you win, enjoy your money

>>722839425
It's not a crime to own multiple computers, it's just a crime to harbor fugitive computers.

>>722838529
Search in app store

>>722838309
Posts his IP om 4chan. Genius

>>722839873
vpn

>>722839969
>Damage control

>>722840111
not the dude that posted it im just assuming thats what he uses ..or he is a fucking idiot

>>722833941
>bought a crackbook
>in debt

Well no fuckin shit.