I need help /b/. I'm at my gf's house and i'm

>>722832779
well wake her up and fuck her
what's wrong with you

Rape her

>>722832779
lick her pussy till she wakes up. When she does she's gonna be horny and fuck you


wtf is wrond with people

>>722832779
Drink all her beer and shit on the floor on the side of the toilet.

>>722832823
>>722832911
she gets really fucking cranky when I wake her up like that

Slip ur dick in i do it all the time wen my girl is sleeping she likes it try eating her out 1st

>>722832779
Just masturbate onto her.

>>722833431
she hates cum

>>722833588
When she wakes up in the morning it'll already be dry.

>>722832779

Roll her onto her stomach, rip her panties off and fuck her in the ass until you explode.

Immediately when you're done, punch her hard in the back of the head twice. Once for not being more attentive to your needs, prior to falling asleep. And again because she's just laying there not even running you a hot shower yet.

>>722832779
She have any younger siblings that are asleep?

>>722833670
Its 9:25 am here, not enough time
>>722833849
No, only her dad

Make breakfest for her

>>722834205
What the fuck is this, some cuck shit?