ask a Japanese person thread part 2 I'm a Japanese /b/tard.

>>722821295
What country are you from?

>>722822355
Japan.

>>722821295
Why don't you browse 2ch instead

do you like dolphin and whale and why are you a stupid zipperhead

>>722821295
Is Japanese difficult to learn?

>>722822690
2ch is for fat Japanese otaku pieces of shit with no social life.

Have you had any urges to join the viet cong?

>>722822711
we eat whales and dolphins. I am Japanese, hence I am a zipperhead.

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Is there really vending machines in parks and other public places in japan? I find the idea very baffling.

>>722822750
yep. I don't recommend westerners to learn Japanese.

>>722822983
They have vending machines on top of mount fuji

>>722822850
nah, I wanted to join the Red Army.

>>722822983
OP here. there is one below my apartment.

My Gramps killed Japs during the war. What your ancestor do during ww2?

>>722823096
>"nah, that cant be true"
>google.exe

Well fuck me, dont those things get vandalized ever?

>>722823293
he was a farmer. none of my ancestors were soldiers.

>>722821295
What are your five favorite movies?

>>722821295
赤ちゃん, 気持ち良いですか ?

>>722822838
>implying 4chan is any different, except replace Japanese with Amerifats

>>722823354
not really. most gangs tend to vandalize electric posts instead.

do you have any preferences regarding ethnicity/race when it comes to being attracted to the opposite (and/or same) sex?

Well my gramps was a dairy farmer when he wasn't killin japs. Why don't you farm? no more land?

>>722821295
Paki here
i want cute Japanese gf, what do?
Also
Are you married? have gf? fucked yet?
if not why?

also if hikikomory, then kill self

>>722821295
How new are you

>>722821295
How does it feel to be feel?

>>722823354
Japan isn't plagued with spics, niggers or mudslimes. So, no.

>>722823383
uhh.. lets see...
1. Schindler's List
2. The Shawshank Redemption
3. Citizen Kane
4. Inception
5. The Lion King

>>722823581
>Paki

kys

>>722823393
良いです。

>>722823477
I like white women.

favorite songs?

>>722823516
I am not poor enough to be a farmer.

>>722823581
unless you can speak Japanese and have money, you have zero chance to be have a Jap gf.
I'm single.
I am not a hikikomori. I have a social life.

>>722823671
I've been in 4chan for about 2 years now.
>tfw you're just a newfag

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>>722823705
dunno.

Prove you are Japanese. Your english is too good to be true.
Timestamp of a 1000 yen note now or you are full of shit

>>722824061
i have a lot of favorite songs.

>>722824546
hey, about the same for me too now, maybe it's been three years now but ye. We've lived through alot though in this short time. The fappening, meme wars, pissgate, the week pol got cucked, fun stuff

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>>722824592
here.

>>722824777
You look white

>>722821295
What happens if I you get cancer in Japan?

>>722824777
Ok, but trips don't exempt you from timestamp

You could also be a dirty english teacher

>>722824895
op English teacher confirmed

How big is your dick?

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>>722824838
that's because my dad is from Hokkaido. Most people there are whiter than usual.

>>722821295
How do you feel about ひかりの輪?

>>722825038
Do you really think Tokyo Olympics will save Japan?
Do many people believe that?

>>722823471
>vandalize electric posts instead
pls explain

>>722824777
>>722825038

A-are you a girl?

>>722825038
hnnnng I want a Hokkaido girl to cook for me

>>722824895
lol just because i speak english fluently doesn;t mean im an Americunt english teacher. I grew up overseas, so I became good in English.

would you be my friend?

>>722821295
Pics of any school girls ?

>>722825033
smaller than yours.

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O genki desu-ka?

>>722825165
nope. I'm a man.

>>722825192
I live in Tokyo. I'm bored tonight and cba to ask friends around. Any recommendation for a good place to hang out just by yourself?

>>722825135
dunno. in what way would it "save" Japan.

>>722825203
why not?

Who is your favorite Touhou character?

>>722825479
Make Japan great again, etc. you know? Like in the good ol' days of the 80s

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>>722825295
here's my class, with me obviously blotted out.

>>722825695
Did you fuck any of your classmates

>>722825331
はい。

Why did no one want to sit with me in the bus while I lived in japan?

>>722825760
i wanna, but i've never fucked any of them.

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>>722825764
sorry don't speak japanese
know just a few phrases like
manko mise-te!

>>722825472
your apartment. I dunno anything about Tokyo, because I'm from Yokohama.

>>722825695
Why is the one on the right wearing a mask?

>>722825549
Flandre, because why not.

>>722825472
go to any maid cafe

>>722825645
lol, the economy was great, but most felt that Japanese morals were the least practiced in that era.

To you have a A86

>>722825849
most people in Japan are not racist, but just xenophobic. most don't hate foreigners, but are really shy to them, mostly because they can't speak English well.

>>722821295
andrew

>>722826115
because it's been much more moral since then
>dat poor dentsu girl from last christmas
>tepco constantly lying about the radioactive levels in fukushima
Is that traditional Japanese moral sempai?

>>722826008
he had the flu.

>>722826115
ヘアヌード ! No thoughts on ひかりの輪?

>>722826066
$30 to get served bad coffee by a girl playing retarded, nty
Might as well go to a normal bar and talk to normal people. I just felt like changing tonight

>>722826197
answer me please

>>722826249
nope. only greedy individuals do bad shit in Japan. most are rather kind.

>>722822711
no idea why but fucking kekd at this

>>722826331
lol sorry for not noticing. I think that they are a bunch of nutjobs.

How does it feel to be in the country with the most losers per capita in the world?

Do you have a girlfriend, or are you one of them?

>>722826426
>most are sheeple letting shit happen and pretending it's not there
Fixed it for you

日本人と話したいなら、どんなサイトは良い？

>>722826491
thank you!

>>722826417
i don't have one.

its like i told the japfag last night
i would swap my Australian citizenship for your Japanese citizenship in a second if i could

>>722821295
あなたはアメリカが好きですか？

>>722826492
im technically one of the losers, but lemme tell you this... a girl confessed to me last year. I turned her down.

>>722826571
Weeaboos don't get laid by qt3.14 virgin schoolgirls in Japan, sorry faggot.

Is there any general remorse or aknowledgement of what you guys did to the chinese during ww2, is it discussed at all? Considering germany is turning their country to shit with refugees because of what the nazis did.

>>722826655
Why didn't you want to make babies with her? Was she bad material?

>>722826513
2chとかニコニコで良いじゃん

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>>722826556
how will become king of the mountain without one
ask your father if has one in storage
and be the drift king

>>722826571
im the japfag from last night. lol

>>722821295
What do you think of foreigners who want to live in Japan and learn Japanese? I studied it for 4 years in highschool because I wanted to take something non-latin based

>>722825695
The mask of certainty.

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>>722821295
あなたはフクロウとバンジーコードで何を手に入れますか？

>>722826645
あなたのグーグル翻訳で自分を殺す

>>722826645
まあ、アメリカのことを気にしてないけど。

>>7228266
dude i have a girlfriend who is a white Taiwanese and was a virgin before she met me

>>722826805
so your gay?

>>722826899
Why angry? His Japanese is correct

>>722826699
as far as i know, they are still denying shit like the Nanking massacre. Blame the stupid government. it is discussed in our textbooks, though.

How to make my dick smaller?

>>722826708
I liked another girl.

>>722827154
watch anime a lot

>>722826571
Same but american.

>>722827033
nope. if i was gay, i would probably kill myself.

>>722821295
Did you just see your country win the KOF XIV world championship?

>>722826805
dude your father only wants you not to move away

>>722821295
Nani the fuck did you just fucking iimasu about watashi, you chiisai bitch desuka? Watashi’ll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashi’ve been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the top letter writer in all of southern California. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another weaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the fuck out with vocabulary the likes of which has never been mimasu’d before on this continent, mark watashino fucking words. Anata thinks anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, fucker. As we hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of otakus across the USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu’s the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano life. You’re fucking shinimashita’d, akachan.

>>722826699
Last time I spoke with a Japanese about this, he told me it was bad history
A few drinks later, he told me Nankin never happened. We were drinking with a cute Chinese girl kek

>>722821295
Did you post niggerfaggot?

>>722826899
グーグル翻訳使ってないよ、アホ。

>>722826898
知るかお前

How do you say "fuck off" in moonrunes?

>>722826805
why move to Tokyo?

>>722827147
Amazing, all the white guilt and turning lots of western countries to shit and the japs are not critizised the least little bit. PC fuckers always bring up nazism but what about this shit? Naaaah no point mentioning that because that would fuck up the narrative as the whites being the devil and having all the reason to be remorsefull. Well thanks for the insight anyway.

>>722827154
be Japanese!

>>722827331
Kek

>>722825331
>>722825893
Fucking weeaboo romanji is not even proper japanese its just the phonetics

>>722827343
Oh my god this is to good to be true, what in the fuck is wrong with the japanese goverment seriously?
No wonder hiroshima happened

>>722827360
yep. i posted last night, but it got pruned.

What part of japan did you live in? I'm an american who lived in okinawa for almost 5 years of my childhood

How prevalent is weed in japan?

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is it legal for you to view uncensored porn on american websites

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>>722827622
>Fucking weeaboo romanji
i'm not a weeb loser
i fuck on regular basis and have girls that fulfill weird wishes on the side
only KVs are weebs

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>>722821295
How easy is it to get a japanese girl to fuck me

>>722827983
Holy shit, this guy is triggered. You are definitely a virgin

>>722828371
no sir I am not but you are for sure

>>722827983
Keep it up with your delusions faggot

>>722825854
Dunno kid, none of them are fuckable

What's your favorite Japanese dish?

What's your favorite western dish?

>>722827440
Ask your school teacher.
Your education is worthless anyways

>>722821295
What kind of ethics exist in Modern Japan? Also do you guys have discount stores like the America brand of Goodwill?

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>>722821295
なんの県に住んでいるの？

>>722821295
when was the last time you cried?

how does it feel living in a country of old people?

Cuttlefish and asparagus or vanilla paste?