What's been up your ass /b/? 1. Hair brush 2. Plunger 3.

1. My fingers
2. Toothbrush
3. Sausages
4. Baton
5. Handle of glock knife

1. Gillette Razor Handle
2. Toothbrush
3. Bananas
4. Dildos
5. Dragon Dildos

1. Wifes dildo
2. Wifes tongue
3. Cucumber
4. Sisters vibrator
5. Lightsaber

ur a punch of creative motherfuckers

>>722820847
9 inch dildo, anal beads, bf's dick, my fingers, his fingers, a banana, homemade dildos

Somewhat related.
How hard is it to take an average cock up your ass and get fucked hard for half an hour or more?
I need to start training my ass and I'm wondering how much I should train before doing the real thing. I had anal fissures in my youth (not from anal sex, constipation) so I really want to be careful.

1. Miniature Baseball Bat
2. Various shampoo/product bottles
3. Normal sized baseball bat
4. 5, 6, 7, 8 inch dildos, and a 18" double dildo
5. Several guys' dicks (not at the same time)
6. Glass butt plug
7. My fingers
8. Several guys' tongues (not at the same time)
9. GF's fingers
10. Toothbrush

1. A multitude of dildos
2. My boyfriend's dick
3. My boyfriend's fingers and fist
4. A miniature souvenir baseball bat (first thing up there besides my fingers)
5. A miniature traffic cone ( second thing besides my fingers, my feet slipped with that one and it just broke me. I came instantly and passed out from the pain, pleasure, and dizziness)

Getting fucked on tues for the first time. Never put anything up my ass before. Guy's promised to be slow and pack a tonne of lube. Anything I should know or do before hand?

>>722824202
Clean it

>>722824202
If he has an average dick, you've got nothing to worry about. I would prepare just by using your fingers first and getting comfortable with that. Then maybe work your way up to a small object. Either way, I promise it feels amazing and I'm jealous! And yes, clean it.

>>722824202
At least finger yourself in the days beforehand.

>>722824202
>Never put anything up my ass before
You will regret this, hard. Either start training right now with buttplugs, or cancel.

>>722824202
>>722824516
This guy, buy a douche or something.

1. Small vibrator
2. My fingers

Looking into buying other shit, what are good price ranges for vibrators, dildos and plugs?

>>722824577
I'm pretty nervous, never done anything homogay before, but the guy's super nice so shouldn't be too much of an issue.

>>722824589
I have none.

>>722824630
Basically anything that lets me squirt water up my ass and shit out all the filth works, right?

>>722824834
what makes you start doing homogay things now?

1. Fingers
2. Purple dildo
3. Multiple sharpies, pens, pencils (more then 1 at a time)
4. Toothbrush (Vibrating one)
5. Vibrating Razor Handle
6. Knifes (w/ sheaths)
7. Glass cups
8. Blood
9. Shite
10. Piss
11. Cum

>>722820847
Fire extinguisher

finger
dildos driffent sizes nothing extrem
buttplugs driffent sizes
cucumber
banans
shaving handle that vibrated
carrots
broomhandle
leak
douche

1. fingers
2. african tribal axe
3. dildo

this is 100% accurate

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>>722821380
>5. Handle of glock knife
Step it up nigga!

1- finger
2- buttplug
3- sharpie
4- dildo
5- dick
6- shampoo bottles
7- soda bottles
8-cucumber
9- brush handle
10- fireplace shovel handle

I love to play with my ass

>>722824834
What were you planning to use to clean it out?

Cucumber
Carrots
Leek
Cadbury Creme Egg
Fingers
Baseball Bat
Magic Wand vibe
The top of a bedpost
Dildos / Strapon
Butt plug / Tail plug
Craigslist randoms dick

>>722825104
Always been curious. Figured I'd better try it at least once.

>>722825766
Squeezy bottle with a funnel top.

Gf's feminine dick

>>722826053
Well I guess that could work. Use salt water though.

>>722820847

1. Gf tongue
2. Gf finger
3. Carrot
4. Cucumber
5. Dildo
6. Spoon handle
7. Toothbrush
8. My finger
9. Deodorant bottle
10. Handle of some thing

>>722826284
Why?

>>722826554
Not the poster you're replying to, but a saline rinse is better for the tissue than plain water. Look up what the correct proportion is for a medical saline, and then make some yourself. I'd also advocate boiling the water beforehand and letting it cool, if you plan to use tap.

>>722826554
>>722826917
This person's got it right.

>>722820847
1. my fingers
2. carrots
3. small plug
4. douche
5. kitchen tool handle
6. sharpie

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>my 2 fingers
>screwdriver handle, was meh
Not much into anal play, but I'd love to be pegged once. And I'd be willing to try bottoming for a dude, but only if he is a hung femboy with 10/10 cock. Preferably like 8 inches so he is bigger than me.

1. My fingers
2. GF fingers
3. Plug
4. GF vibrator
5. GF tongue
6. Kitchen tool handle
7. Tranny cock once

>>722820847
Experimented with some k'nex rods when I was like 12-13, but thats about it

>>722820847
You should really let your wife know that you're gay

hair brush, tooth brush, tooth brush case, fingers, back scratcher, grandma's toothbrush, grandma's fancy ornaments, the handle of brothers razor, once tried and failed to use the handle of a sword

>>722831316
also my moms electronic toothbrush (shit was cash) and her shampoo bottles

>>722828139
>>722826917
How long before hand should I stop eating?

1. My fingers
2. Hair pins
3. Handle of a hair brush
4.cucumber


Remembering these makes me wanna kill myself

>>722830903

Done that a bunch. I can only get three in cause I'm a wuss.

Lots of stuff, but last night my entire fist. I'm kinda proud, it took months to work up to

R

Fingers
A bunch of dildo
A random guys dick one time

>>722820847
>What's been up your ass

Wtf, nothing? I'm a healthy male guy, what the fuck is up with all you faggots. Homosexuality is a disease and you should all go to a mental asylum or something

>>722820847
Corn on the cob.
That's it.

4 fingers
Shampoo bottle
Anal plug
Cucumber (have video)

I also inserted a full pencil down my urethra

>>722835302
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1. Fingers
2. Toothbrush
3. Various pens/sharpies
4. xbox remote
5. girlfriend-at-the-times vibrator (she never knew)
6. Banana
7. My own dildos
8. Girls Strapon
9. Dick
10. beer bottle
11. Screwdriver handle
12. Dog chew toy (pic related)

>>722820847
doctors finger (few times)
nurses finger
sopository
my own finger
camera (endoscopy)
wifes finger
guys tongue

Bunch of buttplugs
Couple of dildos
Most of my hand
Wooden bat
Pencils pens early days
12" anal beads
Shampoo bottles
Mum's vibrator w/ condom on and washed
A 9" dildos very thick but only quarter in

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1. hand
2. Shaving cream bottle
3. Liter bottle
4. detergent bottle
theyre pretty big, i like putting huge stuff up my ass. Everything is too small now, i wanna have a bad dragon toy but still live at home

Dick, dick and more dick

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this has been up there

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>>722820847
1. Own fingers
2. Prostate massager
3. GF's big purple dildo
4. GF's tongue

Sometime's I'd just want to not care about the hygiene and get a blowjob, but GF wants me to always wash up and sit on her face.

I know this is a ridiculous thing to complain about.

1. my finger
2. wife's dildo
3. wife's finger
4. carrot
5. cigar tube
6. butt plug
7. prostate massager
8. bead (those have been the best so far)
9. wife's tongue
10. wife's vibrator
11. dr's finger (prostate exam...i'm 43)
12. enema nozzle