Hey Faggots, community college Loser here. Just got an interview

>>722818062
>what do you mean "no"
you worked at a pizza place or what

>>722818183
>what do you mean "no"
Nigga, no means one fucking thing.

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>>722818221
youre saying its a fucked job and i should not try it
is that it?

how is it going to damage your car.....?

yes its worth it i made better money as a pizza driver than i do now.

>>722818003
You will end up at a loss with car repairs/maintenance

>>722818221
I think he might be dumb.

He goes to community college.

>>722818315
i live in a some what decent area, but there is a ton of potholes from the last winter idk
are tips that good? do they compensate for gasoline/oil

>>722818357
He definitely is, he needs our help. We need to teach this dumbass a lot.

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>>722818357
i am poor and dumb
get it right

>>722818003

I had a delivery driver job once - it was fun as hell.

You just drive around listening to tunes and hand over the pizza then get tips. I'd never say "plus tip" though. People know to tip.

>>722818003

Demand a company owned vehicle.

Do you have a reliable car that's in pretty good condition/ok gas milage? Then sure go for it. Wouldn't hurt as long as you keep your shit tuned up cause the miles will stack up quick

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>>722818427
help me then
wtf will i expect at the interview
I worked at ups as a trainer/assistant manager will this be easier

>>722818775
>wtf will i expect at the interview
Have you ever had a job interview before? Expect interview questions. I can get if you're an idiot, but you're not even trying to think.

>>722818003

Niggah, I worked for a pizza company doing this. It's not worth it. In the short term, the cash is decent on a Friday or Saturday night, as long as you don't live and/or deliver to a shitty part of town. Poor people just don't tip.

In the medium to long term, you beat the shit out of your car doing this and it will cost you an arm and a leg to maintain it.

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>>722818612
at the interview?
>will do

>>722818900
i mean document wise,I know i need car insurance, driver licence, resume anything else?

>>722818994

hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaahahahahahaha *breaths* hahahahahahahahahahahahhahaa

No major pizza delivery joint is going to give you a company vehicle.

>>722819134
Call the person doing the interview. You're not even trying to think. I'm going to put that in every post as long as you keep asking dumbass questions. An uneducated question is fine, but you're intentionally stupid.

>>722819134

You won't need anything except a resume until you get hired, probably. When I got hired they did all the car shit after hiring.

>>722819143
Dominos does.... douche

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>>722819143
why no real advice /b/ro

>>722818003
>driv7ng delivery
>for a company that does not provide a vehicle for making deliveries in
Why would anyone drive their own vehicle to make deliveries?

>>722819265

hahaha no they don't, I order from them all the time, all the delivery guys are using personal cars.

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>>722819260
what kind of car shit was it? if i have a car engine light on, is that ok? they check the inside of your car?
should i hide my ciggarettes

>>722819473

Mostly it's just safety checks.. brakes working, lights, turn signals, brake lights, etc.

I doubt they care if you smoke.

>>722819473
>should i hide my ciggarettes
Ask them if you're allowed to smoke while you drive on the clock. You're not even trying to think.

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>>722819336
I actually read some delivery reviews and they mention that driving only made up around 50 percent at max if they were part time, and they spent the rest of the time inside

>>722819473
>smoking
Kill yourself, fag.

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>>722819657
oh ill smoke anyways with the window down
its residential anyway

>>722819670

That depends on the day. On a Friday or Saturday night, you'll barely even get out of the car for like 5+ hours. The rest of your time is usually either prep work or cleaning.

>>722819813
Then why does it matter to you if they know you smoke, are you old enough to buy cigarettes? You're not even trying to think.

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>>722819760
not a faggot but i like pizza money
also, do i get free pizza? should i ask?

>>722819909
>should i ask?
You're not even trying to think.

>>722819884
>community college
>not smoking

>>722819909

No, you won't get free pizza officially. Unofficially, don't be a faggot and you'll get free pizza all the time.

Do they pay for your gas? What about oil changes? How about wear on you tires and a need for a new set sometime down the road? Do they pay for your insurance? You're on the job so what if your paint gets fucked? Suspension? Transmission?

If ANYTHING goes wrong with your vehicle do you get compensated?

Pretty cool job to drive around stoned listening to music all day if you ask me. Well worth it.

>>722818003

I work as an assistant manager as well as drive. I make between $20-25+/hr and it's the easiest job I've ever had. If the place isn't shit I'd say go for it.

I worked at Papa John's for a while and honestly, just don't do every little thing they tell you to do. If you do, you'll end up running the whole god damn place while you're in the store.

>>722820035

They pay for (some) of your gas. Nothing else. Generally, you get compensated like 50 to 90 cents per delivery. Other than that, they don't pay for shit. You get in a wreck, it's on you.

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>>722819564
thanks for the info, anything else somewhat disarming that might be a part of the job?

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>>722818221
I hear it means yes.

>>722820040

meanwhile, actual drivers that aren't earning asst. manager pay are lucky to get 15 an hour after tips.. 'cause drivers are paid like waitresses unless they aren't driving (ie, below minimum wage before tips.)

>>722820168

Yes.

>>722820275

This.

>>722820035
thanks man
i got the point, i was too positive about delivery instead of being inside all day
i guess they dont give a fuck becuase i am a replaceable peice of shit

>>722820317
below minimum wage?
are you serious? how often does the typical middle class american tip?

>>722820131
It's obviously up to you. Job's a job and money's money. I don't know what your overall expenses are but if it all adds up then do it fag. Don't be a bitch and get a job like everyone else.

>>722820131

So that fucking $2-$3 "delivery charge" mostly goes to who?

>>722818775
The fuck? You left a job at UPS to be a pizza driver? You got a job at UPS and are scared of having pizza delivery interview?

>>722820487
>>722820487

Niggah, get educated.

The hourly pay rate for a pizza or other takeout food delivery driver is usually less than minimum wage because tips can be included in compensation. A 2009 PT Money website interview with a pizza delivery driver noted the driver was paid $6 hourly, plus $1.50 per delivery, plus tips.

>>722818003
You're making minimum wage unless you make more in tips. You're paying for wear and tear on your car and gas. You get t-boned, you're fucked.

Shit deal unless you suck some sweet dick for extra tips. You can claim your mileage on taxes though.

>>722820505
you work at a pizza place?

>>722820526

The company. It's not going to the driver, that's for sure.

>>722820572
I mean i can suck some mean cock, but idk if that'l help my time for delivery

>>722820565
what state is that in? jesus christ now im scared of just wasting my time

>>722820332
You're not a POS. Just figure out what you need vs what they pay and is it worth it. That's all. Risk management... part of every job.

>>722820553
you dont understand, ups and fedex takes in package handlers by the bucket every week.
getting promoted was hard, but i have never had a job to do with a vehicle before

>>722820770

Couldn't tell you, but when I worked at Pizza hut in Michigan back in like.. 2003.. I think I got paid like 5.15 an hour plus tips..

>>722820860
I guess ill do it for a couple of weeks and see the results
thanks /b/ro

>>722820701
You'll make more chugging that yogurt slinger tbh fam.

Easier "back in the day" to pocket tips, and not report, as more paid with cash. My brother was a driver in 1992. 80% of income was tips. Definitely ruined his car tho.

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>>722820912
oh man i live on the west coast, i dont think they allow savage financial rape like that here

>>722820994
>722820994

True story. Cash was awesome, you didn't have to claim shit. I took in $150 on a typical Friday and would claim like 15 bucks in tips.

>>722821070

hahaha, yes they do. Tips can be claimed as part of your compensation no matter what state you live in, so they aren't gonna pay you shit hourly.

>>722820618

Wow. I would have thought that they would actually cared about their employees.

Over here in Georgia you might make 4.30 when you're on the road. 7.25 in the store.

>>722820994
any advice to get more tips? i know saying "x of amount of money plus tip" is not good for me

>>722821152

You made me snort my drink, bro.

>>722821156

Sounds about right.

>>722821176
Honestly, just be as nice as you can be and always at least appear to be happy.

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>>722821076
you are making middle class money, at least on the weekend
teach me your power you madman

>>722821076

Yep. You had to "claim" something of course. Less "trace-ability". If you had a cool manager, and you would take extra hours, etc. You could get free pizza's on a busy night, if they over-prepared.

>>722821152
Name ONE company that puts employees before bottom line?

Why do you think unions exist?

Been delivering about 3 years. I make $10/hour and im on the clock for that rate my entire shift. I get $2 per delivery from the store plus whatever the customer tips. Wear and tearon your vehicle is real. If possible get a vehicle that is reliable and fuel efficient. I drive a 98 camry. My 99 just quit but i drove it for 10 years ansd it had 330k miles on it when it quit and was very cheap to maintain.

>>722821176
Offer "happy endings"?

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>>722821293
thats harder than it sounds, im a depressed cunt who fucks his own hand

>>722821331

No I wasn't. Keep in mind I burned through like a full tank of gas in a night. And the number of miles I put on my car was crazy. Pizza delivery is not a good way to make decent money for a living. It's a job to do while you find something better.

>>722821442

joke.

>>722821458
i got a 2000 nissan maxima from the 19.50 per hour at ups
its ok on the gas mileage, but what should i expect with oil changes

>>722821458

What company? Surprised they pay a delivery guy 10 an hour and 2 per delivery.

>>722821675

wtf did you leave 20 bucks an hour to go do delivery for?

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>>722821569
how many piles per night on average?

>>722821675
Common sense depending on your vehicle. Last couple oil changes on my 99 were done after 10k miles. Planning to do them between 3k to 5k now. Do them yourself and save money

>>722821557
It's actually a lot easier than it sounds. I was in a pretty shitty situation when I was working there.

>>722821458

I remembered another thing. Back then, it was much easier to not tell your insurance company that you use your car for deliveries.
"Do you drive your car less than 150 miles per week?" "Sure!"

>>722821782
shared a girls nudes top cowokers and was about to be figured out
plus
college diploma is god

You have to have a strong false sense of security in order to deliver pizza and not lose your mind.

Getting robbed and shot or stabbed is a very real part of the job. It is an assumed risk.

Not worth the payout.

>>722821867

oh yeah, fucking insurance will be a killer. You'll have to get commercial coverage.

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>>722821711

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>>722821966
dude i live in oregon
the only stabbing i would get is from a penis

>>722821966
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>>722821966

This. A co-worker of mine at Pizza Hut quit after a dude came out with a gun on one of his deliveries.

>>722818003

Why did you loose your job at UPS?!

>>722821675
Learn to do it yourself and it'll relatively be cheap as shit. Drive into Mr. Lube and pay... I dunno, Canfag here, whatever your local garage charges. Not that much but something every 5k. In miles... I don't give a fuck.

>>722822086

Or an anti-Trump sign.

>>722822015

I don't think we have those here, but if I go somewhere there is one I'll make a point to eat there. I like to patron places that treat their employees decent.

>>722822086
No place is exempt from thieves.

>>722822241
Its a midwestern company and they usually open up in rural areas. I'm in Missouri.

>>722822086

You'd like to think that, but you see some stupid shit on deliveries, bro.

>>722821966
Why the fuck would anyone stick up a delivery guy?

>>722822261
>thieves
say niggers, and yes, i will just give them the pizza and keep nothing in my wallet but gas money and licence

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>>722822130
read
>>722821925

>>722822395

Because they usually have 100+ in their pocket in cash. And free food.

>>722822395

think.

>>722822097
My coworker was a pizza driver, a woman in her 50s.

She got pistol whipped by 2 black teens, and they stole her car.

They wrecked her car into a lightpole, police found it later.

She went to the hospital and got stitches in her head from the pistolwhipping. Very next day she was blind in her right eye, blood clot fucked up vision. Now she cant deliever pizzas anymore cause she has no good depth perception.

My point is, they hurt a woman in her 50s.

They wont hesitate to leave a young man dead, pizza box in hand and wallet emptied.

>>722822478
unless they steal my car, they will not get any money besides a 20 from me , i will not carry my debit or credit cards with me

>>722822478
I guess so. That's just fucked up man. Everyone neefs to get paid, I know, but robbing a delivery guy?

>Canfag here

>>722822573
was this in new york?
maybe if i dont delivery in the evening ill be fine

>>722822573 #

Read my reply to this other poster.

>>722822395
Niggers.

I work at a pizza place right now.
If there are more than 2 positions open they'll most likely hire you immediately

>>722819390
That means you live in some dirty ass boonie city

>>722822713
Anybody order pizza before dark?

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>>722822751
i will evade the black apartment complex(s)

>>722822713
The state doesnt matter, because every state currently has robberies and deaths of pizza drivers on recent record.

This shit is real.

>>722822928
so i shouldnt take the job?
stick with fafsa provided college jobs?

>>722822864
i guess poor people and niggers

>>722822878
Good luck telling your manager that.

Seriously, though. Be aware of your surroundings, trust your gut, and remember that any shift could be your last day on earth. The last thing you see in your life shouldnt be the bloodshot yellow eyes of a nigger holding a gun to your forehead saying "i aint fucking playing, white boy".

GL

anyways, thanks guys, gave me a bit to think about
/b/ isnt just porn i guess

>>722823032
Not worth your life.

>>722823178
Start using the /pol/ board. You won't regret it.