Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>oversexualised content
> RP/ERP of any kind welcome (maybe some on all occasions)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Gas dogfuckers
Why does everyone act like a retard now :o
Bradley
Here
Claiming best girl
http://filteries.com/politics
Reposting this because last thread didn't last long.
Hello everyone
>no life
>juvia claimed
Can't you at least call it something else?
Im actually getting sleepy
>goodnight
Forgot to add this
>>722815172
Alright that sounds fine. But it may take a while to get a reply any other time other than the time I'm on here.
But seriously what good did happen today? It can be anything. Please just tell me something good that happened
>>722815834
I told you i got to talk to you~
I was serious
>>722815420
are you rea?
>>722815825
pleasant dreams, tali
>>722816022
No I am not Rea. They went to bed about 2 hours ago I think. If you try hard enough you may summon them
>>722815908
But i just want to know that something good happened today.
I don't need any real details or anything.
It can be something small.
I just want to sleep knowing something good happened to you today.
>
>>722816142
i just think it's weird how they come here the moment you call them
I missed like two threads
>>722816573
Isnt it? They say its because they know or something.
Hello everyone.
>>722816553
Im sorry but you were the good thing today...i dont know what else to tell you besides thank you and i love you.
>>722816702
red string of faith maybe?
>>722816597
GO TO SLEEP
>>722816941
It's like 9:30 AM my dude
>>722816703
Hanako
>>722816922
I dont know what that is
>>722816703
Hello
>>722816795
Well i was glad i came here to today to be that one good thing for you. That way you can sleep with at least one good thing happening to you.
>
>>722817135
the red string connects you to your soulmate
Either one honestly
>>722817305
Oh. I dont know want me to pitch it to them tomorrow or if they wake up tonight?
>>722817135
Tomoko.
>>722817191
Hi Juvia.
>>722815702
Did I do good?
>>722817593
not really, they don't seem like a very good person at all
>>722817725
Blue haired with glasses qt
>>722817842
They do seem rather strange yes
>>722817135
tomoko...
>>722817965
Hi friend. How are you?
>>722815420
*sip*
>>722817953
rather strange in a bad way
>>722817778
>Military funding 0%
No anon your country doesn't exist anymore.
patrick bateman
>>722818068
hi
>>722818080
Im not sure I feel neutral about them.
>>722818039
im ok, thanks. how are you? how did you know it was me?
>>722817725
How are you
>no hug for me
>mfw
>>722817778
Well...
Define good.
>>722817953
Black haired with green eyes qt.
>>722818226
my intuition says to stay far away from them
Ech, been lurking for hours, just too lethargic to claim.
Nights everyone, take care.
>>722818248
Im fine. How many other anons say hi to me by saying tomoko...
>>722818278
Fancy dresses
>>722818318
Doing ok
>>722818343
They only talk to me if I ask if they are around
>>722818475
ok
>>722818447
who are you?
>>722818537
New here, lurked for a while, posted a bit the last few days.
>non-rimjob Taiga poster
sachi add me on discord
>>722818475
good point
i need a waifu...
Claiming the bork.
>>722818475
just be careful then..
>>722818447
ky
>>722817713
Morning slav
Claimed
>>722818858
ok
goodnight
>>722818925
who are you
>>722818274
But that hug was for you too. Have this one then
>
It was a long day but i'm good. How about you?
>>722818475
Yeah, they look like for festival .
>>722819236
Konata -_-
>>722819074
Karen cheers me up.
>>722819181
Trash tier waifu.
Claiming best wifu.
>>722818961
Well who do you like?
>>722819001
I normally am
>>722819274
Its very cute
>>722819181
That's a good claim, best overwatch girl
>>722819340
She lights up my soul!
>>722819274
I know but now i feel special.
Here's one for you
>
What made it so long?
Mine was good. Just hung out with friends.
Beers
I mean, cheers
>>722819770
spike
>>722819817
Always trying to be pretty for me, tomokato.
>>722819888
Not even. How are you?
>>722819469
I bet you would look really cute in one.
>>722819583
Oh that looks like a very soft hug. Things were just going very slowly, plus we stayed an extra 2 hours to try to get as much done as possible. Anything fun?
>>722819770
That's not a beer.
>>722819502
>That's a good claim, best overwatch girl
This statement is false!
>>722819770
shouldn't you have killed yourself 50 times?
>>722820107
Calm down there Mr Bork, she has the prettiest hair and a nice voice
I like the french, tbh
>>722820004
Picking up The Last of Us again and I see there is a new difficulty.. Grounded. Aka nightmare. Gunna give that a swig
erm, swing
>>722820027
You're not real!
>>722820195
>
>>722820027
Not even dont be silly
>>722820274
Good luck. Its also raining here
>>722819770
Would you put ice into a glass of beer?
>>722820252
But overwatch is trash and all overwatch waifus are trash.
>>722820107
Who is the trap you're pawing at?
>>722820438
Nevermind.. I would have to pay $5 for a difficulty. HAHA nope. It's about 40 here in the midwest when it should be around 0.
>>722820443
If they were made out of beer, absolutely.
>>722820274
That's a matter of perspective.
>>722820438
You're the silly one for thinking you wouldn't look cute in one of those.
>>722820027
>stop. Get those lewd thoughts out of your head.
Well do you have to work tomorrow?
Did what we've been doing since high school. Just get together and vidya
>>722820654
Thats lame. Thats good in the end. Think its even colder here right now
>>722820771
Please you have to say that
>>722820252
>she has the prettiest hair
mmmmaybe
>and a nice voice
No
But Angela can try to talk dirty to me, fail, get flustered and embarrassed, and laugh it off any day
And Ana can read me a bedtime story
>>722820443
>But overwatch is trash and all overwatch waifus are trash.
YOU'RE trash!
>>722820510
>Who is the trap you're pawing at?
No trap, CeltyPlays aka Alice3D
>>722821077
nice hair
>>722820861
Well you're the one putting those lewd things in, and on my head, so it's your fault. Nope, i have the weekend off! That's fun.
>>722820976
Yeah, because it's the truth~.
>>722820443
Why?
>>722821133
But she does! It's long and shiny and has a nice dark color
I think it's just preference but I really like her accent, I don't like her butt I guess
>>722821336
Not even. You just want to say that to get in my pants
>>722821077
>>722821133
I know, I'm also quite good at recognizing trash.
..Saya isn't trash though. Saya is the best girl.
>>722821465
Why what?
>>722821336
You're the pervert getting all excited about it.
It was just a simple hug
What do you plan on doing then this weekend?
>>722821831
Why are they trash, dess? And how is your morning?
>>722821831
>..Saya isn't trash though. Saya is the best girl.
YOU'RE the best girl!
>>722821465
>But she does! It's long and shiny and has a nice dark color
I didn't argue against the hair!
I suppose I'm biased against Widowmaker because she ruins every game of 3's that isn't pre-ruined by a fucking Genji
>>722821523
That's not true at all, you really would look cute!
>>722821911
You may have a point, but i think you did it on purpose. Probably just relax and play vidya.
>>722821133
But those legs are kinda male-ish. Maybe I'm paranoid.
>>722821914
I don't like and don't find it fun. Should at least be f2p.
>And how is your morning?
Ehh, so-so. Unmotivated to do anything.
Yours started well?
>>722822067
I'm not a girl though.
It's kinda funny how you just break down
Waiting for some sign
I pull up to the front of your driveway
With soaking my spine
Can you read my mind?
>>722822330
Stop im not that cute
>>722822592
>But those legs are kinda male-ish. Maybe I'm paranoid.
I'm not here to persuade you one way or another; plenty of other people will argue both ways, and it just doesn't matter to me
Just reporting the "primary statement" (i.e. Alice's)
>>722822599
>I'm not a girl though.
YOU'RE BEST...anon?
>>722822801
>Stop im not that cute
You're being pretty cute
Hallow is here for a quick moment
>>722822801
But i like telling you that you're cute. See, even >>722822964 agrees.
You guys ever just realize nobody trusts you anymore? Even when you have never told a lie
also
oh shit it that my brother in thread?
>>722822642
What is this drivel?
>>722822964
Sure.
>>722815290
claimed
>>722823117
>>722822964
I can act cute doesnt mean im cute
>>722822330
It was nothing more than a hug. But your perverted mind made it seem like more.
Sounds like a good weekend
Hi everyone
>>722823195
literally says the name of the song in the lyrics
"Read My Mind" by The Killers
>>722823434
doll was better. sorry
>>722823409
Juvia a cute.
>>722823409
In america you drink water....in soviet Russia warer drinks you under the table ;)
>>722822599
I think the waifus are still good regardless
But I think f2p would make it so that you have to buy the heroes and a lot less content updates for free, which would kinda suck
Mine is great, kicking it off with some games before the internet goes shitty
Got anything you need to do for the day?
>>722822067
I guess she's pretty annoying when there's a good player, really hard to play against, but I think the girl herself is pretty top cute
I love a bit of ass but I think they overdo it with her
>>722823632
ALLAHU!
>>722823394
Oh shush, i still think you're cute.
>>722823409
Alright, maybe you're right. Yeah, i kinda want to go out and do something but i don't know what.
>>722824063
good morning
doyouwishwasyou?
Shotgun
>>722823490
She's still a qt, you can't deny that
>>722823527
Oh please, your compliments make me blush
>
>>722823537
What's that supposed to mean? ):<
>>722824157
Well what can you do?
If the weather is nice you should go out.
>>722824157
Fuck off gay hugbox shit.
>>722823887
Faggot.
>>722824467
> dresses like stereotypical russian girl
> water mage
You know the rest ;)
Those were some good games.
>>722823434
Hi dess, that's a cute waifu
>>722823887
S N A C K
Hi makomako, good morning dess, what's up?
>>722824063
Hey there!
>>722824157
I know you do
>>722824442
Not as cute as doll though.
>>722824641
Cris?
>>722824699
Goldfish
Cris doesn't post, I think? I dunno
>>722823394
>I can act cute doesnt mean im cute
what's the difference, really? *ruffles your hair*
>>722823632
>I love a bit of ass but I think they overdo it with her
Tracer and Widow suffer the most from grossly exaggerated models. Mercy's better, but Mei and Ana do it right
>>722824641
Good morning.
>>722824783
That im an ugly ass dude
>>722823448
How should I know that?
>>722823632
It seems to work well for LoL though.
>Got anything you need to do for the day?
Just some cleaning and stuff.
..What games do you play?
>>722824537
Gaylord.
>>722824641
Not much, just talking cars and shit, and bullying the Anya. How you doing Snackbar?
>>722824467
I think it's supposed to rain tomorrow. Maybe i could go see a movie.
>>722824691
Admit it, you enjoy it too.
>>722824915
Makoto is literally worst girl.
>>722824978
not even a little bit
>>722824641
Thank you kindly, yours is also a very nice one I must admit
>>722824691
Nah, Firekeeper is life, as the flames guide me~~
Claiming Ginsei from the anime kobato.
>>722824915
Miata-driving faggot.(I ran out of things after faggot, can you tell?)
>bullying the Anya
Yeah, sure.
I'm only getting this one, so I can cut the fleshy cat ears off, and use them as a fleshlight
>>722824783
It sucks! I love frenchies and sniper girls but they ruined it. There was a character behind that ass at one point!
>>722824794
Starting off the day well?
>>722824901
Yeah dess, but they're kinda different games. The thing with pay to play versus free to play is kinda iffy. I think the absolute best system for players would be the one SMITE uses, where you can either buy the game and grind for skins like overwatch or play free to play and microtransactions like league of legends. Although I haven't done the math I'd assume that's a lot of profit loss for a company, which is why many don't do it.
I play whatever catches my attention and I'm usually just attracted to pretty graphics or unique mechanics, the gaming pleb basically kek
Right now heroes of the storm, sometimes overwatch and a lot of darkest dungeon.
What do you have to clean?
>>722824915
>Mako talking cars
Woah there is this the same mako?
I am doing fine fine dess, it's a comfy weekend but my downloads in steam keep stopping themselves randomly and it's really annoying, I can't figure out how to get them to start.
>>722825078
Thank you! She's not my waifu since she looks a little too young for me but I love her more than a waifu.
Dark souls always had the coolest characters, my computer has some horrible issues on the graphics side though so I couldn't play the newest one. Really sad.
Are you a new poster?
>>722825078
she wasnt even the best one out of that game. It was the blind cutie
>>722824605
But i think her Russian style is cute.
And Juvia is pure. She is no slut!
>>722824978
You could. If the weather will be poor then indoor activities are obviously the way to go.
Not so much here. Might touch 60 tomorrow.
>>722825450
>pantsu in that picture
deleted
fixed it
>>722825019
Now that's just rood.
>>722825322
At least I have a car. :^)
>>722825450
Of course it is!
Throw more internets at them, it's sure to work! Alternatively, yell at Anya to make it work better!
>>722825450
Widowmaker is okay, aside from being 70 percent ass and legs, and being a french caricature that spouts things like EIFFEL TOWER LET THEM EAT CAKE OUI OUI BAGUETTE ANUS
>>722825049
Oh i don't believe that for a second.
>>722825501
Yeah, i guess i'll see how i feel about it tomorrow. 60 is nice.
>>722825830
At least when I get one it won't have a shitty dorito engine.
>>722825450
Well? I can't really say. The same as everyday pretty much, whether it's good or not I can't really say anymore.
How about you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiTiSVZhijM
>>722825450
Or what Dota2 does..Not that I'd play it even if it was free. For some reason have developed huge dislike for it, LoL, Smite and other similar games.
>What do you have to clean?
Pretty much everything.
Did you try For Honor beta?
>>722825794
Kek
>>722825850
Why is that?
>>722825931
>Shitty
You take that back you FWD LOVING CUCK!
>>722825846
I think I'm just really biased towards the french
Meh, it's a shame
Same with Nova from starcraft, she could have been great if they put an extra bit of armor around her waist to cover her ass. I think that having a skintight suit is already a cross, having an ass out and the cleavage showing is two more.
>>722825830
>throw more internets at them
fam
I run out of that really fast, kek. Either way they're working now.
Internet is really fast in the morning before it starts disconnecting, Gonna try and get SMITE done before it starts meming on me
And there are people outside installing new routers! Yes! Maybe my pain will finally be over.
>>722826044
I played a lot of dota 2, but now the games are too long and my internet doesn't stay stable for a full hour.
And yeah the moba communities are really annoying, some worse than others but I think the key is to play with friends as often as possible.
Do you live alone dess?
I didn't try for honor, sadly the thing that holds me back the most is my internet, and I really can't do anything about it. Just hoping it gets fixed.
>ur cute no u
>stop bullying me >~<
We have these threads everyday
>>722826192
Yeah, sure, I'll just do what you did and get a RWD without being able to drift.
>>722826192
what's so cool about cars?
I can see a camaro or something with a neon tiger decal on it cool but plain old stock cars?
r u a greese monkey
>>722826016
I mean is it better than average? Have something to look forward to? Or just same old?
Well some people are in my room right now working on a new router, hopefully internet isn't trash for the rest of the year, kek.
That's something.
>>722826229
Just leave it alone man, not much we can do anymore. Try to promote discussion instead of shit talking the people that aren't doing it.
>>722825850
Or just stay home and be lazy. Probably one of my favorite things to do honestly
>>722826229
you're a real cutie xd
>>722826044
>Or what Dota2 does
So...Have an unstoppable juggernaut of a business with a cash-printing press back it all the way so it can't fail?
...Entirely viable for Overwatch tbh
>>722826228
>I played a lot of dota 2, but now the games are too long
We're in a period of pretty much the shortest dota2 games ever, since 7.00 rolled out
>>722826229
Isn't that just the risk inherent to this kind of communication?
>>722826333
That's a lovely image.
>>722826423
no u
I'm all out of borks, so you shan't see me again!
Bork well, and borknight.
>>722826049
Because i think the main reason you deny being cute is so i'll call you cute more.
>>722826563
Pfft
>>722826498
Goodbye noble borker
I meant that the games are too long for me, like I can't invest that time anymore beacuse I have less of it to spend.
>>722826345
Same old. As for something to look forward to, there has been nothing going on for a while now.
You did mention not liking your internet connection before. You think that will solve that then?
>>722826228
Moba communities are 100% cancer. That's why I stopped playing LoL. Only way to win is to stop playing.
For Honor was quite fun. Thinking about buying it, but $60 is perhaps a bit too much.
Yeah, I live alone.
Hope you'll get your internet fixed soon.
>>722826228
RIP
Maybe! And wow, why don't you play a real game, like LoL? :^)
>>722826267
I'll have you know that I drifted twice to night you little shit!
>>722826333
They are 2 ton metal death machines being powered by exploding dinosaurs. What's not cool about that?!
But nah, it depends on the kinda car you get, really. Unless it's your first car, then almost any car is cool. Having the freedom to be able to go out at your leisure without taking public transport and such is amazing.
Also, yes, I am. Look at my car for fucks sake!
can confirm tomoko-claimer an irl qt
>>722826756
I'm not sure using rain to help you drift counts.
>>722825450
Well, isn't this a pure love, it's sweet, really. I'm happy for your happiness
Graphics issues? Damn, that's sad. Any way I can help you?
Although I love the series with all my heart, I have to say you aren't missing much, really. The last Souls game is... Well, kinda worse then I expected, which really saddens me...
Also yeah, I'm a new guy around. And I guess you've been here for quite some time, haven't you?
>>722825492
Both of them are blind you know...
Also like Morne's said, she's a lost cause, not even fit to tend the flames.
>>722815290
I know he's a guy buy holy shit I wanna milk that prostate
>>722826698
cute, see
>>722826886
>>722826730
ohhhh fair
>>722826886
ugh you too
>>722827037
Youre just encouraging them
>>722826419
Haha that is more likely to happen to be honest.
>>722826698
See, i'm right aren't i?
>posting shitty waifus so no one else has to take em
Thanks /b/, you are the best waifu
>>722826887
IT SO DOES!
>>722827005
kek
>>722827037
mhm!
>>722827103
yes, me too
>>722826498
Anon?
>>722827164
Not even.
>>722827412
How are you?
>>722827221
Nooooooooope. Learn to drift properly and then we'll talk.
>>722827164
I mean if it wasn't going to be so nice tomorrow that's what i would do.
Give me a chance to catch up on my shows.
>>722827412
>post lewds
>>722827503
I will fuck you m8, swer on me mum!
>>722827194
>homura
>shitty
gb4 nerd homofag country and watch Yuri On Ice! Or Miss Koboyashi's Dragon Maid.
>>722827577
Okay now the homosexual undertones escalated into homosexual overtones and you both should put a brick on the peddle of each of your cars and have them crush your skulls, desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_khhirbVo6w
>>722827577
I hope so.
>>722827465
no comment
>>722827505
i cannot, i want to be pure for mako
>>722826756
:
^
)
I would play it, dess. If my internet would last that long!
>>722826736
Ah, shame, is your situation at least still steadily improving?
Yeah the internet connection drops out after the afternoon and sometimes during the day, it's really random and very annoying, can never tell when I can use it except the morning.
I hope there will be less stress on each router, since instead of sharing one with five other people I have one just for myself, but I think that won't stop it from dropping anyway.
And if that doesn't work, I'll just have another reason to present to the manager to switch the internet provider.
>>722826745
I mean I wouldn't say 100%, but pretty high. It's very annoying and from my experience at least league of legends has the worst one. HoN, HotS, Dota, smite and strife have much less annoying people in them from what I've seen at least.
I think I might buy it soon if I do good in my exams to reward myself, otherwise probably not, I have enough games.
Do you work or study?
>>722826928
Yes dess! Exactly. I don't think you can help in any way as my computer just isn't strong enough, I use a laptop since I move around a lot, buying a desktop would be a waste. I'm waiting till I get settled first.
I didn't play the ones before, either, and I'm really limited on downloads sadly. It's a little annoying.
Nice to meet you dess, I've been here for about ten months, should be a year on april 14th.
>>722827505
>post lewds
well that didn't take too long
>>722827603
dragon loli is a pretty good meme girl though
>>722827465
Mhmm sure, whatever you say~.
>>722827505
What are your plans? Now that you mention it, i need to do that too.
>>722827853
Really? Well hope its good
>>722827957
I wouldnt lie to you
>>722827896
I think HoN had the worst community when I played it.
If it's ever on sale it's worth getting if you like dark souls-y pvp and fighting games.
Yes.
>Saya