Autistic things you did as a kid?
>be me
>around 7
>fucking love salted butter
>eat buttered bread all the time
>whenever I would spread the butter on the bread would go:
>butterbutterbutterbutterbutter and so on until I was done
>ended every "Butter chain" with BUTTEEEEEEEE
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sage
>Put shit tonnes of stones onto trampoline
>Me and friends bounce on it
>If you get hit, it equals you fucking someone you hate
>Be me
>Be like 5 or 7
>Ask to go to bathroom, it was literally a tiny room within the classroom so we didn't have to walk far
>Pull shirt up, drop pants all the way down
>It's clogged
>Still in pee position when I call for teachers help inside the bathroom
>She bends over to grab something behind the toilet, plunger probably
>I notice how curly her hair is
>It's really poofy
>As she's fully crouched over, I wonder how soft her curly hair is
>I put my balls on top of her curly hair hoping she won't feel anything
>Pretty soft/10
Unfortunately I don't remember much after that. Maybe she did notice, maybe she didn't. But I remember the texture of her hair on my balls.