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>Dude, if you wanna get laid use Tinder. It's the easiest

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>Dude, if you wanna get laid use Tinder. It's the easiest way
>literally every girl has "no hookups" in their profile

am I missing something?
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They still tryna hookup...just not making it "easy"
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>>722807121
hey OP this dude has it right.

they put that in their bio to perhaps weed out certain 'fuckboys' (as the kids call it) and/or perhaps so they feel better about casual sex.
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>>722806882
implying casual sex is fulfilling
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No anon you just suck
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>>722806882
I'd do a tinder, but I'm too short/fat/ugly for that shit, I'd get a swipe every time.
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>>722806882
I just recently got out of a 4 year relationship I was thinking about doing the tinder thing too
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>>722806882
It's the say no but mean yes thing. Of course it only applies to guys they find hot. You'll know if they're sending you the signals.
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>>722806882
>Download Tinder for the first time
>Swipe yes to some girls I find attractive
>Literally the fourth girl i swipe Yes to matches me instantly
>Start talking to her
>Meetup with her on a date
>Continue dating
>Been with her for over a year

Yeah you are just ugly
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>match with a grill
>talk normally to grill
>arrange date, just normal coffee and talking is ok
>repeat
>take her to your place for movies
>get the pussy

sure its not just a simple hookup, and takes time, but out of 10 tinder grills 6 got me laid like this
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I couldnt get anything but pictires from one of those dude.i dont think any of them girls are real.
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Every match i get is a fake profile asking me to put my credit card details into some fake ass shit
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>>722810119
>Dating tinder whores
Enjoy your STDs i guess
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Fake profiles are the only ones I match.
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>>722810733
>What are condoms?
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What that really means is no hookups unless you are a chad.
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>>722808669
There's different algorithms. If you're ugly or have a low amount of matches you get on the ugly algorithm almost impossible to get off it you just have to delete your account
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>>722806882
Yeah, maybe I'm using it wrong, but I never had any luck with Tinder. Personally, I think most people stand a better chance getting laid in real life. Dating/hookup sites are notoriously frustrating for both sexes.
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>>722806882
Just means they want to test you before letting you fuck them.

It's just bullshit, you just have to pretend
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>>722806882
as long as you talk to them for 5 minutes and don't obviously point out you wanna hook up, they'll hook up
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How does it work? Just want to make a bullshit account and don't want to give personal details.
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>>722812576
You have to have a Facebook account to use it. Just make a fake account.
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>>722812576

you log in with facebook deets.
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I met an ex-mormon girl who wasn't allowed to date until she was 16 and has only ever had one other boyfriend, and now we're dating.

What the fuck gives?
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>>722814238
Kek
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>>722813375
Cheers
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>>722806882
those r the one who r dtf the ones who write not here for hook ups
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90% of girls on there are total sluts, then you have bots and the girls trying to raise there self esteem by getting copious amounts of guys matching with them. Basically if you match the means they're dtf
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>>722806882
Some are definitely gonna be a front to scare of pussies. Never used it though, thinking of using it to organise a threesome with me and the gf
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>>722807599
this
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