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well /b/ maybe i'm just not cut out for the corporate world.

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well /b/ maybe i'm just not cut out for the corporate world. spent a real fucking long time on a cover letter. didn't check my email for 20 hours. freak out and send a really shitty email. Now they don't even want to talk to me. I hate my life.

Well i have an interview for a much shittier local opportunity tomorrow afternoon, delivering "medicinal" weed. I'm fucking drunk and depressed right now, but i can see the humor in my failures in life. I have always been able to laugh at myself prolly becuase others always laugh at me and that was my coping mechanism. I don't kno if i feel sad or happy that i didn't take a job i was very unlikely to succeed in. Now im gonna fuck up my car and make myself unemployable by delivering weed for years. And that's assumign i am able to get this job, there are more than 60 applicants. Anyways, click on the thumbnail and laugh at me, i get off on that. This is who i am, a fucking failure. Fuck you faggots and fuck the mods who will delete this thread. Fucking faggots. Fuck you all. I'm gonna have another Boont Amber Ale and jack myself off. At least this is not a shitty porn thread. How do i get a thread not deleted on /b/? anyway fuck you all and fuck the mods
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Keep going anon, each failure is a learning experience

Don't succumb to mediocrity, make sure you're proud of yourself even if you didn't get that job, because you tried and because you know you'll keep trying

That'll put you above anyone who gives up at first hurdles
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You'd probably be more depressed over getting that corporate job than the delivery one. A job's a job man. Nothing's stopping you from pursuing bigger and better things. There'll be more opportunities somehere sometime. Tomorrow's a new day. Patience. Wait for opportunities and take advantage of them when the arrise.

Need more motivational cliches?

Have some drinks, rub a couple out, tomorrow's a new day. And quit crying so much fag.
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Thank you friends. I actually haven't cried in awhile, I dunno why. Maybe i should go out to the bars alone tonight and try and get laid. That should would ahve sucked. fuck them. i dont' want to work with a bunch of liberal cucks in San Francisco anyway.

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I tried the corporate bullshit job for a while. Seen office space? It's funny! It's even funnier when you know it's a very close reflection of office jobs. Spoiler... everyone hated their jobs in the office.
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Get laid. Post pics. Timestamp.
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>>722806041
yeah i worked part time in a law office and all the ladys hated their jobs and lifes this is for the best
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>>722806249
my apt is disgusting i would be embarrassed to bring a girl here. Should i leave and bike downtown in the rain tho and try to get laid/ I'm pretty drunk already
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