What is /b/ getting lit on tonight? Currently Dos Equis

>>722803427
You must be a proud drug addict/drunk

>>722803580
Nah, I used to be addicted to meth. Have a full time jobs now. I straighten my shit up alot

Not shit

>>722803427

Had a bit of yellow tail shiraz, and some beer, then I switched to a mix of coke and speed

File: blue.jpg (242KB, 1366x2048px) Image search: [Google]

242KB, 1366x2048px

i'm 19 should I drink my dad's cider?

>>722803427
"two x's" is MASSIVELY overpriced, MASSIVELY overmarketed, and on top of it all, it's only %4.3 ABV

have a little respect for yourself, and either buy cheap-shit beer with a higher ABV, or if you insist on blowing on your cash on getting drunk, get some beer that actually has flavor

>>722803427
Nothing my girlfriend is being a Cunt.
I would have 5 tall cans of 211 in front of me by now.

>>722805203
Ima easy drunk. I really like the taste of it tbh. & it's only a dollar a beer

File: file.png (473KB, 367x482px) Image search: [Google]

473KB, 367x482px

>>722805590
my nig, master race reporting in
taking tonight off though, had a pretty excessive 211 night last evening

>>722805203
not OP but not everyones likes a drink for alcohol content or cost or whatever. Dos Equis is all they had at the resort I was at in Mexico where I met this awesome chick and we ended up banging for like 6 months. I drink a dos equis whenever I want to mellow out and feel like I'm back on the beach in mexico livin the good life.

its not the taste that i enjoy.. its what the taste triggers in my memories if that makes sense

>>722805827
oh and btw drinking dig fish 60 minute right now cuz thats all that was in my fridge. I have yuengling lager in the garage but didnt feel like going outside

Trying not to get too fucked up but I've got some Mickeys and Fireball

So $2 for a Valium. $1 for a beer. That's $3 for a alright buzz. Win win nigger

>>722805927
Op here. Never really liked yuengling. Too dark for me. XX is a lager I actually enjoy the taste of

File: 1483255255474.jpg (40KB, 452x363px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 452x363px

Cheap whiskey and NyQuil

Being sick sucks ass, but it's what I get for making out with strangers

>>722806358
You need a butt whoopin!

File: lol.jpg (92KB, 1600x1200px) Image search: [Google]

92KB, 1600x1200px

>>722805942
Actually thinking if I should have another beer and shot not sure though cause I have to do some side work tomorrow.
Random thought; It would have been weird to put I've to do some work tomorrow. But not I have to do some work tomorrow. I don't know if that's weird or if I'm just terrible at english

>>722806271
I live right by pottsville pa (where the stuff is made). grew up on yuengling.

File: steelreserve.png (97KB, 194x260px) Image search: [Google]

97KB, 194x260px

liquid crack for a cheap quick drunk and some tylenol 3s with codeine to squash the hangover before it happens

God damn I want to get fucked up so badly, I don't even care on what.

>>722806649
I mean it's alright. I couldnt just drink it all night

>>722806417

w-what

File: IMG_0214.jpg (274KB, 1280x960px) Image search: [Google]

274KB, 1280x960px

>>722807097
Do you need some help man?

>>722807666
Nigger devil trips

File: maxresdefault.jpg (165KB, 720x720px) Image search: [Google]

165KB, 720x720px

Looking for a wicked headache tomorrow...

>>722807666
Maybe, but I'm not sure it's a great idea to spill my guts to Satan.

>>722808110
I'm here for you.

>>722808030
Never heard or seen of it. Is it beer or a malt beverage ?

Humboldt OG - ice wax

Not a malt; it's a beer. Black IPA from Nova Scotia. IPAs are killer on the head the next day, but they'll get you drunk if you can stomach them

>>722803427
Nice bro. Ate about 15 mg of Valium myself earlier tonight, when it started wearing off I popped about 120 mg of OxyContin and I'm currently at the bar drinking coors lights and tequila shots.
>inb4 faggo for coors light
I'm trying to get drunk not taste craft beers faggots.

File: wax.jpg (185KB, 1024x1024px) Image search: [Google]

185KB, 1024x1024px

>>722808353

>>722808637
Hey coors is good as hell. No shame there

>>722808637
Craft beers (if strong enough) are an efficient way to get fucked, faggot

>>722808951
It's my go to when I'm out to slam beers. Clean and crisp. I can't stand bud light or Miller for some reason. Nothing against those that can, but coors is the first beer I ever drank and it stuck.

>>722809175
Yeah I know. But I want to slam beers. I guess I'm a pussy for not caring for slamming IPAs and what not, but it would be expensive and a waste of good beer anyways.

>>722809190
I like miller highlife. It's pretty good man. I can slam em all night

>>722809190
gotta dance with the girl that brought ya
>my first beer was coors light. i, too, still feel the love and partake from time to time

File: rsz_singha_beer_2.jpg (368KB, 1050x1550px) Image search: [Google]

368KB, 1050x1550px

>>722809190
What does /b/ think of this stuff?

>>722809398
For some reason not a lot of bars around here carry high life but if I'm forced to drink Miller high life is the way to go, for sure.

>>722809542
Never tried it m8, sorry.

>>722807666
ayy vro
should i like all of this girls instagram pics???

>>722809524
It's great, it doesn't have that sort of fake sweet element I feel like other adjunct lagers have. It's almost like drinking super cold sparkling water.

>>722809339
Not always more expensive (depends on the source), but you're not wrong about good beer. Drink it quick enough (and it can still be enjoyed that way, I maintain), and you'll drink less total beers in the end...you wont even need to slam it!

>>722808584
Which ones your favorite IPA? Right now I'm digging Latitude 33 blood orange. It's so fucking good.

>>722809779
Yeah it's true... but sometimes, I want to slam. Just after a long day, chugging that first bottle of coors is awesome.

File: 1001323.jpg (154KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

154KB, 600x600px

>>722810035
Fair enough brother. I do have my own brew for that occasion.

>>722809697
i can be a dick and enjoy some of the many local dfw craft beer options. Many are great. But when I feel like slamming beers or im pounding beer at a baseball game or a crawfish boil, its all about the silver bullet.

>>722810519
Something just tells me I'd love to pound a few of those myself. I've never even seen it before, but the presentation is chuggable.
Wow, I'm really high. feelsgoodman.

>>722810880
Hell yeah don't get me wrong I love craft beers. But tonight the mission is pounding bottle after bottle of coors. Gonna try and hit at least 4 more in the next half hour before the bar closes.

>>722810960
Move to Canada, you'll get both in ample supply.

>>722811156
Ah man wish it was that easy to move to Canada. I totally would. My brother in law is Canadian maybe he could help me in some way.

>>722811119
my record is 14 22 ounce coors lights at a Twin Peaks during a ufc that i didnt care about. i wasnt driving. they dont cut you off in that place unless you get sloppy

bud light and cheap weed
hoping i die tonight

>>722803427
Getting lit is such a nigger term wouldn't you agree? Kind of makes me cringe when I hear it

File: Fear and Loathing - Bert and Ernie.jpg (440KB, 800x500px) Image search: [Google]

440KB, 800x500px

>>722803427

A tincture of ground pineal gland, a little crack and some pharmaceutical morphine to calm me down if things get out of hand.

bumperoo

>>722805590
Grow some balls you fucking cuck

>>722811591
pls someone notice me

>>722811512
That is an impressive number. You have my respect. Extra points for not driving and being responsible after 14 22 oz beers. Equally badass and classy.

>>722811873
Hello friend.

>>722812032
Hi, please talk to me

>>722811591
Op here. Im fucked up now. But I gotcha bro

>>722811965
i was cool through 13. 14 made me hit the wall. i was in game shape then. id be on my ass after half that now

Fireball. For some reason I love the stuff, drink it straight all evening.

>>722812079
Why are you so sad? Weed might be causing you more anxiety, maybe stop smoking tonight and stick to booze. Got any painkillers? One or two Vicodin would bring you right up.

>>722812081
Sup op, im gonna drink as fast as i can my man, i wanna get fucked up