Hey /b/. I'm a 20 year old virgin. Pic releated. I dress

>>722795643
>I consider myself dominant

Nigga bitches gotta consider you dominant or you not getting pussy

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>>722795926
dont look like that guy in the photo.
lose glasses
get manly haircut
lose the business attire
get some swagger

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>>722795926

By dominant, I mean bdsm. I enjoy that type of stuff. But it's not like I've been able to find anyone to do it with.

dont get too caught up in it. you will get laid my friend dont rush it. download tinder. take it slow, dont be pushy. go to party's,concerts, bars. it will come my friend. be patient

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>>722795643
Because you look like you have downs

>airsoft
>20

You're hopeless

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>>722796058

You want me, a 20 year old, to lose men's attire and get "swagger?"

Contacts will do me no good, the glasses have to stay. I'm trying to convince myself that looks aren't everything anyway.

>>722795643
I think your main issue is you're fat and ugly, also you look like a faggot. Just work on those minor issues and you're on a first class trip to pussyville

>>722796074
I've been told tinder takes away your self esteem. I don't have much left to lose.

I'd go to parties if I was ever invited. Bars too if I had anyone who was interested in going with me. I can always try going alone, but I don't wanna be that guy, you know?

As for concerts, I don't think that's much of a hook up opportunity.

>>722795643
hobbies
>music
I hope you are making music.
>flying
Video games?
>racing
Video games?
>etc

>>722796221
Sorry bud, looks DO matter. No matter what your church youth group says.

>>722796221
lol we live in times where the women have turned to whores they want the guys who like bullies

>>722795643
>>722796221
Honestly? Lose some weight man. You aren't that unattractive, solid 5, but those chubby cheeks kill it. If you slim your face down you won't look like a fag anymore.
And since diet and exercise are clearly to much of a time investment for you, just do some coke, chicks dig a guy with a habit (and not the kind where you habitually shoot your friends with plastic balls in pretend fights)

>>722796345
>if I was ever invited

kek

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>>722796338
Calling me ugly isn't helping. I can't fix my face or the shape of my non-existent jaw line. I have female friends who say I'm very handsome.

>>722796348
Well, no. Not exactly.

>>722795643
B8

>>722796221
>I'm trying to convince myself that looks aren't everything anyway.
yea don't do that...girls are more superficial than we know so i suggest you "maintain any looks you currently have"

go to the concerts to meet people. make friends with a group of people and go out with them. you'll start getting invited to partys and before you know it you will get laid. you have to walk before you run my friend.

>>722795643
Lose fancy tie knot, get contacts, grow hair out a bit to thin out your face.

>>722795643
your glasses are on your forehead

Dude u liokin fuckin 40
Just give mgtow

>>722795643
>I dress well
No you don't. Drop the stripes, solid color shirts, solid color ties. Switch to open rim glasses. Open both sides of your mouth when you smile, or neither. Until you get something to whiten your teeth, I suggest neither. Let your hair grow out and comb it back. And get the larger of the two moles on your neck looked at by a doctor. Seriously.
>I groom myself
Lose the electric and switch to a blade, stop skimping beneath your chin, or let it grow out and get a trimmer.
>I consider myself a dominant
I don't know what you think that means, but not even close.

>What's wrong with me?
everything, you beta cunt.
grow your hair out, get thick framed glasses, don't dress up as much, get swole. boomdiggity.

>>722796593

XB-70 is sex.

>>722795643
do you realize you have aspergers/autism?

that might explain some things for you

>>722796221
Lose a little weight, slim your face like other anon said, lose the fucking faggy suspenders, and get some better rimmed glasses. You will do fine if you are also not a fucking twat socially. Oh and bdsm is not something you bring up on the first date, if you get that far.
Much luck, b/ro.

Say you have relations to trump if they are Latina, and will exchange a green card for sex

>>722796593
>Video games?
Half your problem. You can't even describe what you do; and the first way is the most offputting and boring way that does not have any passion behind your hobby.

>>722796593
Shooped to shit.

Dunno, glasses don't matter, but those glasses, not good dude, desperation to women is like fear to dogs, they can smell it.

You really have to not give a shit, confidence is numero uno.

>>722796513
>>722796834
The cheeks are genetic. I used to like them as a kid. If I lost weight, I wouldn't lose any from my face.

>>722796538
No really though

>>722796601
This is real.

>>722796616
So plastic surgery?

>>722796670
Concerts are loud as fuck and everyone's listening to the music. I doubt I can meet anyone. Also, it's not easy to just make friends with a group of people. I've literally never been invited to a party.

>>722796775
I actually don't. I don't think you can diagnose that from just apperance.

Hey /b/ I'm a 12 year old tard, how do I get the pussy?

ignore the hateful comments my friend.

>>722796981
I have chubby cheeks too, but when I lost weight they did slim down, and yes mine was also "Muh genetics". At least get better glasses.

Join a club in school to meet bitches. Or Start playing hockey bitches love hockeye

Looks are not everything but they DO matter. It's not that hard to get in a decent shape with a diet and some exercise. Also it seems like you're trying to dress smart but you're failing horribly. Either drop it or learn how to properly fit and match clothes...

>>722796981
Well OP, you are in denial
Cheeks are not genetic, you think just because you haven't lost weight you are the first fat fuck to have a real excuse?

trust me dude. i play in a band and ive seen hook ups happen at my shows many times. you just gotta dance with someone, then talk about the music with them after. think about it like its another guy and take as much stress of the situation as possible

>>722796593
Listen bitch tits you asked for an opinion and I'm giving it to you. When you start a thread like this you leave yourself open for this. These friends that call you handsome are they sucking your dick? Thought not. If you lost weight, lost the glasses, grew some facial hair and didn't dress like a fucking morman you might have some chance of getting laid, if not go fuck a hooker or turn fag. Your choice

If OP isn't baiting, hes lucky as fuck. No one is saying kys or jump of a bridge, thread is full of excellent, relevant advice.
FUCKING FOLLOW IT, its what you asked for faggot

>>722797336
Correction anon, this faggot doesn't dress like a Mormon, because every Mormon I've met dresses far better. This guy dresses like a fucking used car salesman.

Looks aren't everything, but your looks are bad enough to ruin everything. Also timestamp or ignore.

jesus christ you dress like shit. lose the trump ties and suspenders - you just look like a fag.

you aren't dressing "classy." you just look like you spent 40 bucks at kohl's and called it a day.

lose some weight and learn how to dress yourself. you can wear biz-caz without looking like a retard

until you do that, you're not getting shit

kill yourself

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Guys, I literally can't change my face. I'm not here to get roasted.

>>722797434
I take back this post. Changed my mind. Kill yourself. Even if you were anorexic your cheeks would be fat. No one has ever met anyone at a concert aka event full of people with at least a few common interests. OP is special snowflake who is so smart he doesn't even need the advice he demands from /b/

You have nice blue eyes op use that to your advantage bud

Prove that this post isn't b8
(Protip: you can't)

>>722797585
theeennn whyyyyyy are you seeking advice from fucking /b/

you have nice titties m8

Start selling drugs. You get mad pussy. Its risky though.

>>722797585
nice stache make sure you let it come in thick

dude im telling you. go to a local club consistently, one with live music, its not weird to be there by yourself, just say your there for the band. you dont need to lose weight or the glasses. but the cloths gotta go. black jeans and a blank white tee with a beard. youll get laid. i promise

Hey OP. Listen... There is NOTHING wrong with you. You are handsome and seem well rounded. People today are horribly superficial but I promise there is other people out there just like you.

OP, you look like a dude who is a member of a "Junior Conservatives" club in college. Those dudes are in clubs like that precisely because they can't get pussy. Don't be that guy.

>>722796058
This. Those glasses are hopelessly out of style and you have that same dumbfuck haircut that cops have. Wearing ties is not appropriate if you are not in a setting where everyone is wearing ties. While we are on the subject, you need to burn those cheap button-down-collar shirts and ridiculous ties and find a wardrobe consultant at a good men's clothing store.

>>722797662
he doesn't even tho

>>722797585
>I groom myself.
You knew there was going to be a fucking picture and you couldn't even shave that fucking shit stain off your upper lip?
Stop fucking whining, take the advice because yes you can change shit, different glasses, shaving with an actual razor, learning how to dress like a less autistic version of yourself, and dieting are all doable things.

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>>722797764
>its not weird to be there by yourself

You want me to go to a local night club alone consistently to see if I can dance with random girls? I've tried that once, and it was shit.

>>722797764
this. but don't go down to walmart and buy an xxxxl white shirt and lee easy rider jeans. learn how to wear clothes that fit even with your fat fuckin body and you'll be in a much better position

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look at yourself. you're fat, you have no chin definition, your teeth are yellow, your smile is awkward, you wear glasses, your outfit is horrible, you have no hairstyle... jesus christ if you want to get laid follow the picture's steps

>>722796221
Unless you work in an office, you shouldn't be walking around wearing a fucking dress shirt and tie. That's why you're not getting any. You look like a fucking weirdo. People think that if they approached you, you'd start lecturing them about conservative foreign policy or some shit.

Dress like a normal fucking 20 year old kid. It'll help. Trust me. Right now, you're basically at fedora-tier.

>>722797918
ikr. he could totally get laid easy. he got the potential. anyone does.

>>722797903
what the fuck are you expecting? either put in the work or hire a hooker. stop finding so many excuses or kill yourself

>>722797903
Did you hear that /b/? OP tried it once and failed, so it must be fate. Apparently thats what his parents thought to when they toilet trained him, cus this is a shit post if ive ever seen one

>>722795643
Start selling drugs. At the least you will get junky bitches that will suck your cock for a dub. I found a nice qt back in the day. I dotn anymroe cus its risky. Thats my best advice at this point OP. Sorry chicks dig power.

>>722798003
He isn't basically fedora tier he is fedora tier

Op.
Your attires too serious and sex shouldn't be a selling point. It should be the bonus. Don't tell fetishes on first date and listen to women

>>722797918
wear fancy pants but regular shirts and shit like expensive designer jeans with a plain black t shirt

>>722795643
"...I consider myself a dominant."

There's your problem. You bought into the "alpha/beta male" idea, and that shit just creeps women out. Stop overthinking this stuff, get an interesting hobby that involves groups, and don't think of women as prizes to be won.

You'll be fine.

>>722798101
Well, I said basically, because he's not actually wearing a fedora in any of his pics, but yes, you're right.

>>722798119
Idk on first dates I always tell the girl my fetish within the first hour. I always end up taking her home.

mom tried to fonger my car friend in the back of her

>>722798119
this is how u do it my friend

>>722795643
>airsoft
if you're telling people you're into this I think I found your problem

Seriously, why do young conservatives always wear fucking suits and shit? Are they just actually autistic?

>>722795643
You look like an alt right douchebag. Bitches wanna a man not a twat fighting for the white man

>>722796221
Looks matter, fatboy. A fit body in a dress shirt and tie makes your nonsense look like some fat kid got into dad's closet.

>>722798003
>Dress like a normal fucking 20 year old kid. It'll help

So what, a solid colour t-shirt and fucking jeans?

>>722798067
Define "easily"

>>722798216
That's not what I meant. I'm not an alpha, but I consider "dominant" as a fetish.

>>722798405
Naw they are mormon

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Пусси

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For those telling me how to dress.

>>722798531
yeah dude solid color tee and jeans and a beard. works every time.

>>722798421

Fucking well said mate.

>>722796981
you are textbook aspergers, overly formal and verbose speech patterns, specific interests, you probably have mostly flat intonation?

just take an online test and see what your results are


t. assburglar

Nigga get your ass to /F/it asap

And lose that goddamn tie

>>722798531
Pretty much. Or a button-down shirt, but not a dress shirt (and not a fucking Hawaiian shirt, goddamn!). Just dress fucking casual. Don't look like you're always going to a job interview. It's fucking bizarre.

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>>722797918
>but don't go down to walmart and buy an xxxxl white shirt and lee easy rider jeans

Well shit, what should I get from Walmart?

>>722798741
Nigga well maybe if you don't have dusty ass Walmart button down and ties it will look better

>>722798865
You're goddamn right

>>722798893
OP is a god tier faggot. This shit is cringy

>>722798741
Cringe as fuck. Fedora-tier hipster shit.

>>722798865
>verbose speech patterns
What the hell?

>>722798876
Yea, Like I'm ever gonna post on 4chan again...

Are you tommync20 cousin or something lol. Your both fat, autistic, and dress in suits

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>>722798741
This is me. Girl on the far left is my ex. I am dressed like someone my age. You are not. Do you see the difference?

What's your Fetlife account? I know you have one you chubby little queer virgin.

I love reading the profiles of manchildren who consider themselves 'dominant'

>>722795643
Why the hell are you wearing a tie in all of those photos?

>>722798893
start exercising, no one wants to fuck fat guys, they have small dicks because they are drowned by fat.

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u could pull this look and get laid in a week my friend. blank tee and jeans.

>>722798893
Suspenders were used in a time when pants were not available in as specific sizes as they are now so people wouldn't have to look at one another's anuses and are unnecessary in 2017. There are very few people who can pull off suspenders. You are not one of them.

>complains he doesnt get laid

>doesn't want to change his retarded clothingstyle

OP, results show that you're testes postive for autismo,

Good luck fuckin tards in the future

>>722798893
nothing. it's going to look like shit, like it does here

>>722799093
Are you the guy on the right?

>>722799132
Holy shit, how did you know? What the fuck?

>>722799145
That isn't going to change my face or attitude.

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Loose some weight bro. Check out the /fit/ sticky for some advice. Possibly rooshv if you want pickup tactics for bars and clubs or whatever but look better first. Also get an actual hairstyle like pic related. Maybe some wax or pomade will do u good.

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>>722795643

>>722799093
To be fair you do look like a fat faggot with a beard.

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>>722798893
If you leave the house looking like that... you should probably consider ruinning in front of a truck

>>722799207
anyone can wear suspenders, when they are where they belong - completely hidden from view, like underwear

>>722798531
Nigga, you're a virgin, you're not dominant.You haven't experienced sex, so you don't know what sexual niche or role you'd fall into yet. You're trying to choose a role for yourself in an activity you've never done and know nothing about.

It would be like if you phoned up NASA and said you would be well-suited to piloting a space shuttle.

>>722799243
I am the guy on the right, yes.

>>722799243
Gimmie that Fetlife account, dr fatbody.

>>722799247
>rooshv

What?

>>722799349
I get laid. Isn't that TC's problem?

>>722799397
Search him up on google or something. He has some good advice. Have goten laid using it too.

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>>722798741
people who drtess like this get 0 fucking pussy, this isn't the 1800's nobody fucing dresses like this except virgins and 60 year olds

>>722799093
+1

>>722799477
Which link? He has a website, twitter, and youtube...

Also, he's damn handsome, so I don't think anything he says in regards to picking up women is valid.

>>722799093
don't take advice from this faggot

>>722799596
I think he has a blog. He used to be an autistic /sci/borg but he went out daily to bars and stuff to try and pick up women. See rooshv.com

hey dude call my radio station and well give u sum advice seriously 9199299601

>>722799243
no one gives a fuck about your face if the first thing they see is the fact you have to install double doors in your house and a stair lift to get up the stairs.

>>722799440
> I get laid. Isn't that TC's problem?

That's the confusing part. Are you a rapist?

>>722799324
what does this have to do with race or the thread you stupid nog

>>722799802
I can hold a conversation and I'm a musician.

>>722799477
Really? You're telling this cringelord to try PUA shit? I mean, PUA faggots are already their own kind of cringe. Your advice will cause OP to reach cringe critical mass, creating a cringe singularity that will engulf the planet.

>>722799728
Specifically what advice did you take to get laid? It looks like there's a lot of irrelevant shit.

>>722799923
That's the point

Kys op

shit hobbies, ugly, bad haircut, shit glasses, dress awful

I have a butt chin good?

>>722799912
That in no way answered my question.

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>>722797585
Yes you can, lose the fat. Pic related

>>722799923
Hence also loose some weight and get some style. Itll take work but we're all gonna make it

hey dude call my radio station and well give u sum advice seriously WE ARE ONLY ON FOR 15 MORE MINUTES SERIOUSLY CALL US WE WANT TO TURN THIS INTO A SEGMENT AND HELP U OUT. 9199299601

>>722799923
Does PUA actually work?

>>722799741
Lol

>>722799381
No.

>>722799372
I can be a dominant if I had someone.

>>722799355
Girls have called me handsome.

>>722799247
I know you can't tell right now but I'm loosing hair and I will be very visibly bald in 2-3 years. I don't think I can invest in an amazing haircut that wouldn't even match the roundness of my face in the first place.

>>722797585

Do you shave your eyebrows? The one on the right looks a little...off.

Also, would you rather have us roast you on your faults so that you may know and fix them or would you rather have people secretly roasting you behind your back in public?

>>722800153
>when your job sucks so much you browse 4chan while on the clock
lmao

hey dude call my radio station and well give u sum advice seriously WE ARE ONLY ON FOR 15 MORE MINUTES SERIOUSLY CALL US WE WANT TO TURN THIS INTO A SEGMENT AND HELP U OUT. SERIOUSLY SERIOUSLY. 9199299601

You're hopeless

It Feels like you don't even want advice; but just a place where you can cry about How cruel the world is..

Pretty much everbody agrees that you dress like a retard; need to lose weight; and maybe lose the glasses.

And yet still you're defending yourself.

So either get your fucking ass in shape and lose the dumbass clothes. Or stop this pathetic attempt for attentiom

>>722800186
>bald at 20
just end it now, there's no hope

>>722800062
It absolutely did. Maybe you're just illiterate.

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>>722799728
I go on that website and get hit with this. What do?

op is a giant faggot everybody. no hope here

>>722800496
cant tell if blind or fucking stupid, its litereally in the fucking screenshot X

It's probably because you are just extremely unattractive.

>>722800475
almost lost my shit lmao

hey dude call my radio station and well give u sum advice seriously WE ARE ONLY ON FOR 15 MORE MINUTES SERIOUSLY . 9199299601

>>722799946
I think its more about the context and applying what you know in each situation. Try to learn as much as possible.
Self help is really more active on /fit/ and everything. Coming on /b/ for advice is asking for trouble.

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Okay, you want to dress up in something other than a tshirt and jeans. We want you to lose the terrible clothes. Think you can find a lace up shirt that doesn't make you look like a D&D character?

>>722800496
Read his blog and ignore the ads i guess

>>722800794
please kill yourself

>>722797472
I stand corrected

>>722800186
>I can be dominant if I had someone

Motherfucker, you don't know how to sex. How are gonna be dominant if the girl you're with has to give you instructions? The porn you watch does not for a sexual role make. You can't figure out what you like sexually until you actually do it.

Get a girl first, figure that shit out later. As someone who has been an on and off member of the kink community for nearly two decades, I can tell you, I see dudes like you all the time. You're not dominant, you just want to have a girl who will never question you and do whatever you want because you're insecure and unsure of your own ability to please a woman. You're not dominant, you just want a submissive waifu like in your Chinese cartoons. Kids like you on Fetlife get laughed at by actual Doms.

>>722796221
holy shit you got titties

Good clothes generally work on people with good bodies. Seriously consider checking out /fit/. There is literally nothing wrong with getting stronger, healither, and better looking.

>>722800803
Can you give me some example situations?

>>722800938
What college you goto you fat fuck?

>>722801039
Ikr, OP is dense AF>>722801039

>>722800938
how do people like you even exist. how have you made it 20 years without learning how to speak to someone

>>722800938
"Hey, I'm going to X later, want to come? Cool, let me add you on Facebook." *pull up your facebook, hand phone to her so she can search for her name*

hey dude call my radio station and well give u sum advice seriously WE ARE ONLY ON FOR 15 MORE MINUTES SERIOUSLY CALL US WE WANT TO TURN THIS INTO A SEGMENT AND HELP U OUT. SERIOUSLY SERIOUSLY. 9199299601

>>722801039
>Motherfucker, you don't know how to sex. How are gonna be dominant if the girl you're with has to give you instructions?

nailed it in two sentences.

It's why I want to see his Fetlife account so bad, I could use a sensible chuckle.

>>722801176
My brother is 28 and much worse than me. I know how to speak to someone, just.. starting a conversation with a random isn't easy.

>>722801105
Why does that matter?

>>722801183
Would that work with a random girl walking outside?

>>722800938
all you need to do is not give a fuck if they reject you, there's 3.5 billion chickc on earth, no short supply, just stop giving a fuck, just practice and fucking do it, pussy

>>722801058
Parties bars clubs are all places to go to get some but theres a lot of competetion with better looking guys with better game. Start with improving your looks and improving your social skills to get laid. Means go out and socalize more. Join clubs and meet new people etc. Or fuck a hooker i mean thats pretty easy too.

>>722796221
Nice tits

Skimmed thread, did OP post a timestamp? Smells like bait in here

>>722801183
no way someone is saying yes when OP asks them that

>>722797972
top fucking kek

>>722800496
If you have to rely on tricks to try to get laid, it'll never happen for you. This is you're problem. You're looking for a quick fix. An easy answer. There isn't one. You have many glaring fundamental flaws and you need to step back, take a good look at yourself, admit you have problems, and work to fix them. It will require introspection and hard work.

If you try to use silly tricks and nonsense to solve your problem, you're just digging yourself further into the hole.

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>>722801330
I already mentioned this but I don't get invited to parties. I can hit up bars and clubs but I have nobody to go with. I can't go alone.

>>722795643
Dude for real, fuck all these replies.

Things don't work out because you don't make them work out.

Life isn't about painting a pretty picture, or saying: hey look at me im "dominant" because i like racing, and and i work out!!.

You know what dominant means? it means when you are with a chick and you like her, and you get her alone, you move and kiss her without a single worry in your mind. Then, if she pulls away, you dont give a fuck and tell yourself shes dumb and move on. If she doesn't, you make the next move and put your hand between her legs.

That is what dominant is. Not wanking to porn all day, and painting pictures for women to like you.

Untill you dont realized that, you will always get cucked by lesser men than you.

>>722798893
nigga are you 40?

>>722800449
Answer me this op , why don't you follow up the advice we're giving you

>>722801311
just go to a munch, look that shit up on fetlife. That way you're already hanging out with people with whom you have a common interest.

Starting conversations with 'randoms' is a fucking meme. Go places, do things, that's how you meet people.

>>722795643
lose weight
get more stylish glasses
get a more stylish haircut (just get an undercut who cares anymore)

stop wearing button ups, wear more t-shirts
buy some slim jeans and sneakers that arent nike air monarchs or new balances

go to a college town, hit up a local party, smoke some weed, drink some alcohol, get lucky

good luck OP :)

you have clear skin and straight teeth already, all you need is some style !!

>>722801464
yes, you can. you just don't want to.

go to a god damn bar, get a drink, and wait for someone to sit near you. and then strike up a conversation about literally anything. people go to bars to socialize.

learn how to interact with people, and then you can progress to having women tell you to fuck off, and so on

>>722796061
Oh so you're just a creepy autist, girls don't find that attractive

>>722801464
stop watching porn you fucking mong, dont fap for a few days and you wont give any fucks about anything, you'll feel ascended. reddit.com/r/nofap
>xDDD reddit
>fuck off normies

>>722801397
Tru

>>722801464
Then meet new people. Not saying go out on the street and talk to strangers cuz thats weird. Join new clubs and activites on ur uni or find something outside of school. Just some way to meet new people and socalize.

>>722795643
I can tell you by the way you look you are in no way shape or form a dominant male, not trying to be a dick but you are fucking goofy 100% , and a fucking dress shirt and tie isn't what millennial women view as well dressed these days, also groom your fucking eyebrows and lose some poundage, cut your sloppy ass hair and take off your department of corrections glasses. Holy fuck look at the people getting laid verses you objectively and you should see a difference

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>>722795643
Post a timestamp you fucking faggot.

>>722796221
You look like a retard

>>722801776
Im starting to think this is bait too

>>722796593
You want useful advice? Lose the false confidence. Know your reality, and accept it. Be genuine with people. Be honest with people, and especially yourself. Start there, and you'll have a life's pursuit.

>>722796221
Bro you have tits what the fuck looks matter enough that if you look like you no woman even entertains the thought of any kind of conversation other than to avoid hurting your feelings. Christ. Take care of yourself

>>722801677
I am in a college town. Hitting up a local party isn't that easy. I have nobody to drink alcohol with since none of my friends drink.

>>722801678
If it's that fucking easy, I'll do it tomorrow night, all alone... And come back with 20 dollars less in my pockets and a hang over on Sunday.

>>722801397
But PKU's rely on tricks and it works.

>>722799372
I had this online thing going with a girl I met off an app for a long time. She was this teenager that I cybered with all the time. She was a sub and I was a dom. That's why I think I'm a dom. She ended up getting an irl boyfriend though.

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>>722795643

Play hockey there are many puck sluts brotha !

>>722801581
He doesn't have a common interest with them, though. He's not a dom, he's a "dom". He has grandiose fantasies about bending beautiful women to his will because he walks around seeing hot girls everywhere who won't talk to him because he's a fucking weirdo. If he went to a munch, he'd probably be asked to leave, and he'd probably be weirded out by actual kinky people.

I mean, picture it: OP at a munch in his fucking suit with American flag pin talking to an actual domme about how he's totally dominant? I give him a minute before she rolls her eyes and starts making excuses so she can get away from him.

OP is not kinky and does not belong at a munch.

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>>722801311
No, it wouldn't work if someone was just walking down the sidewalk and that's the first thing you say to them. It's something you'd say if you were at a bar, club, concert, coffee house, etc. You might be able to get away with saying it to a cashier or waitress. I've done it before with success. And yes, you can easily get laid by going to a concert. Here's me again, this time I'm less fat. I meet people at my shows all the time.

>>722801996
dont buy shit then, just go there to get pussy

>>722795643
Lose weight fatty.

You look older than my dad and I'm 20

>>722801996
You first need to look acceptable. Forget the bars and clubs until u get rid of ur tits.

>>722802417
kek

lol 4:30pm 12:09am

>>722795643
Show us your dick. After we know what it looks like we can develop a strat from there.

>>722802160
hey man I just wanted to send our little toy soldier into a hilariously cringy situation

>>722801581
Fetlife events are shit. Full of old people. I won't find someone attractive there, let alone under 25.

>>722802238
Walk in, sit at the bar, and wait for a girl to come to me... without buying stuff?

>>722802181
Well, if you're the one performing, it's easier. When you said "I'm going to X later," what is X?

>>722802765
You dress like old people, maybe they're more your league anyway

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>>722802728
4.5 inches hard.

>>722795643
>I just want to know what it's like to be with a beautiful woman.
Aim lower, work out how to be with any woman before you become a wizard, Women can smell wizards.

>>722802765
What do you normally do? Anything social with girls at all?

>>722802765
OP let's be real here. you're not ready to talk to a girl. wait for some crusty regular to come in and use them to practice holding a conversation

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>>722802765
Fetlife events are shit. Full of old people. I won't find someone attractive there, let alone under 25.

how I can tell you're filled with bullshit in one post

>>722802875
Nope.

>>722802860
not as bad as i thought you would be :^)

>>722802934
Anything special to do in ur area?

>>722802917
I can see the list of people going. It's not like I'm blindly making shit up.

>>722802765
X is a future event. It could be a show that is coming up, it could be a coffee shop, you could say "hey, I'm heading back to Joe's place later and we're going to kill some beers." It's just any other place than where you're currently at. The idea is that you're changing the environment and even if they come with someone else, they're going because you're going to be there.

>>722795643
I always find fuck buddys through okcupid or fetlife. If you just want vanilla shit, okcupid is the way to go. Just wear a tshirt and jeans in profile pics, and be honest about what you like / want.

>>722803041
I'm in a college town. But no. Not that I know of.

>>722802765
Ok, you fuck sperg, let me break this down for you: find a bar or club where they have live music. Go there. Get a drink, sit near some girls. Comment on the performance. Tell the girls you really liked that song, ask what they thought, bring them into the conversation. Let the conversation flow naturally from there. If shit goes well, mention another (non cringey) event (look a few up that seem interesting to you) and mention that you're going, tell her she should come with you.

This is not rocket science.

>>722803114
If I go to a bar alone, it might be tough to pull that off.

>>722803131
Isn't dating websites terrible for men?

>>722803131
He needs to loose the tits before he can properly wear a t shirt.

Also op what is ur height?

>>722803229
I'm one person, what if there isn't any girls who are alone that I can approach? Can I just sit near a group of girls and attempt something?

>>722803245
5'6

>>722803424
Oh boy :(

>>722803062
You're aware that people tend to know other people, right? Even if no one you're interested in is going to that particular event, you go and socialize, and maybe someone invites you to a different event later, or maybe introduces you to someone who is more your type. It's called networking, idiot.

>>722803231
Nah I've found plenty of girls on okcupid. You just have to not start with sex right off the bat. Work your way up to it. Just look at the girls who have been online in the last day and are looking for casual sex. Those are search settings. May take a couple weeks but there are a few out there that just need to be fucked.

>>722803062
>i didn't even go
>i only looked at one or two events
you're a low energy fat boy, and it's literally 100% your own fault

>>722803231
Why would it be tough to pull that off? You don't need to be hanging around your friends to have a conversation with a stranger. Do you need them for confidence or something?

>>722803373
As long as you're not a creepy fuck (you are), then sure you can. That's the whole fucking point of going to a live music event.

>>722803373
Go to a bar on trivia night alone. Find a table of women. Walk up and say "hey, I don't have a group, mind if I join you?"

>>722795643
Faggot. There are 20 year old girl virgins too. You just don't notice them.

>>722803538
It's not that I need them for confidence (that's what alcohol is for, right). It's that, if I wanna leave with someone, wouldn't they think it's weird that I wasn't ever with anyone else? Like, I wouldn't be going to a friend's place, or have friends who want me to come somewhere else. I'd be deciding on my own that I wanna leave with her.

>>722803424
Well, that explains why you're a republican.

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I wanna beat the shit out of a pretty girl so damn bad.

>>722803731
You're over thinking it. They're not going to think it's weird because the thought probably never even crossed their mind that you're there alone. You're the only one worried about it.

>>722795643
You look like your going with your dad on take your kids to work day if he was a used car salesman.

>>722803731
What's weird about that? Maybe your friends work evenings. Maybe everyone was busy that day. Maybe you just fucking felt like going to a bar on your own today. Why is it weird that you're there by yourself?

you're an inbred looking cuck, this is why the girls don't want your micropenis. consider ending your life.

>>722803231
OP, it sounds like you are over thinking things a lot. However, your clothes are visually off-putting. That's easy to change, but once again don't over think it. Don't buy clothes because your mom says you look good. Make your own calls and judgments, but just try to bus things that are a little less uptight. You also can totally change the way you look, and here's how. Start taking care of yourself! Make small steps to start eating healthier, take multivitamins, especially a B and D complex for your skin and hair. Grow your hair out for at least 2-3 months, then go to a new age barbershop. And by new age, I mean anything not run by an old Italian man.

>>722795643
You look like you should be doing commentary on Fox News.

>>722803731
You're there for a good time and to make new friends. It's ok to be a little nervous, but just always go with the flow. just keep breathing

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OP is a fag

>>722799093
Take this faggot's advice

>>722796221
dont listen to these faggots, im 5'10 240 and i get pussy all the time. you do need a different haircut and wardrobe tho

>>722803947
>>722803955
Okay, I'll approach a group of women at the bar. Strike up a conversation somehow. Then later on, explain how I wanna leave and go home, but ask that they come with me.

>>722804100
> Don't buy clothes because your mom says you look good.
Fuck.

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Y'all niggas posting in a troll thread.

>>722803231
>>722804100
Cont.
Okay, so do all of these things and try to be more active. This doesn't mean drop what your doing and suddenly commit to a gym on a whim. Start small. Go for Shor walks, maybe an easy hike if it's available for you. Getting outside and sweating is essential for your mental and physical health, and doesn't take a huge commitment of time. Also, get either contacts or a pair of glasses that look like they are from this century. Do all of these things, including loosening up and not freaking out so much, and I guarantee that in 2-3 months time you could lose 15+ pounds and get fucking laid dude. You won't be a stud, but you don't need to be, just get rid of some of that gross weight. Especially around your chest fam, that's the biggest detergent to you right now.

>>722804814
God, I hope so.

>>722804696
>>722804696
dude I can believe you won't just listen to these guys it's not that fucking hard. The problem is your trying so hard to get laid, that shits a pussy-repellant man! They can smell it on you. GO TO A BAR DRESSED LIKE YOU WERE BORN IN THE LAST DECADE. Then just talk to people man.

Also, you don't want girls to say your handsome or any other words your mom calls you when you put on your mitt romney outfit

>>722804696
no that's fucking wierd, start slow, for fucks sake, ask them for their numbers so you can meet up later, dont immediately ask them to come over, fucking shit dude you need help

>>722805238
>Then just talk to people man.
> it's not that fucking hard

Nobody's talking to strangers though, they all come with their friends and stick close to their groups.

>>722805279
If it is a troll he's fucking good man.

>>722805279
>ask them for their numbers so you can meet up later

Yea, like they'll actually reply to my text the next day once they sober up.

>>722805345
Have you been to the bar? Are you even fucking 21?

>>722805451
I'm 20, legal in Canada. Yes, bars are like this. 100%.

>>722805345
Not true, man. I went to my first college party alone. ended up talking to some girl who also came by herself. Yea most people go with friends, but there will be plenty of people who go themselves just looking for a fun time

>>722805512
Why the fuck are you wearing an American Flag lapel pin and suspenders if you're Canadian?

>>722805554
How did you learn about these parties?

>>722805647
I went to them?

>>722805626
Born and raised American. I'm very patriotic.

>>722805512
Your breaking my balls here. Just fucking go sit down and start drinking. If you hang around long enough people will talk to you

>>722805699
I meant, before you went.

>>722805758
Really? As a male.

>>722805774
dude you are retarded

>>722805838
My IQ is 135, classified as "genius-level."

>>722805915
145 is genius. You're "gifted"

>>722805774
oh, well its college man. talk to a couple people from a class, hear theres a party in some hall one night. You'll also get alot of attention from people if you bring drinks, especially if its good shit

>>722805814
YES!!!!
Your sitting at a fucking bar in a closed space with a bunch of people. hang around a bunch of people long enough and you will speak to each other.

>>722795643
Chubby
No eyebrows
Glasses are ugly
Fix smile
Don't fucking smile.

>>722805978
Gifted is not what I would describe someone that can't fufilll a basic human function.

>>722806031
It hasn't happened before, but it's worth a shot I guess. Worst case scenario, I lose $20.

>>722795643
You're too old. People stop having sex after they're 20.

>>722795643
Get a WoW gf
>play WoW
>Join guild
>Raid
>Flirt
>Win

>>722806155
Have you ever played dice? do they have stupid bar games in canada?

>>722806155
>20$

You're expecting to walk into a party with 20$ worth of booze and have people pay attention you you? Are you fucking retarded?

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>>722806245
Not the bars I've been to.

>>722806294
Canadian Bucks Bro

>>722805404
retard

>>722795643
tinder does magic, just fuck any chick you match with (lower your standars)

>>722806313
Ok Your a fucking troll

>>722795643

>sexually frustrated at age twenty.

C'mon, bro. You're at a socially acceptable age to be a virgin.

But for some advice, your idea of "dressing well" comes off as really weird when you wear a tie and button-up to casual events.

You're dressing business casual as a student or at a minimum wage job? No. Wear comfortable, stylish clothes. Try to look comfortable. People will like you more.

>>722806294
handle of vodka makes you some friends. You can get Svedka for 15 to 20 bucks

>>722806294
I meant, if I go to a bar, I'm gonna buy drinks for myself... right? That's approx $20.

>>722806488
Yea, but I'd have to REALLY lower my standards and accept the fact that 1/100 people will actually match wth me.

>>722806498
No, I'm being serious. Never heard of "bar games."

>>722806474
I don't see what's retarded about that statement.

>>722803653
How am I a creepy fuck?

>>722806742
drinks for yourself and the girl you're gunna talk to. Also you need to work on your self confidence man. It's like basketball, if you have no confidence in your jumpshot, you're never gunna take a shot and youre never gunna score. you gatta have the confidence to let it rip

>>722795643
>dressing well
>stripe shirt with tie

>>722807324
Wouldn't singling a girl out from her friends and offering to buy her a drink be a little weird?

>>722807456
Not really, girls go to bars to get laid too, even if they are in a group. A lot of girls are thinking the same way you are. Like Big Sean said, Chemistry means way more than anatomy. If you talk to a girl in a group, her group will let you two talk. just have a conversation and get to know her

>>722807662
I see groups of friends coming into the bar all the time, but they leave in the same group. Pairs of people who just met never leave together :/

>>722807887
You dont have to leave with her. Just get her number. and don't be afraid to text her the next day. Take the shot and hit send.

>>722795643
You look way older than 20. Maybe it's the suit

>>722795643
Honestly? If you want to meet women, you have to get out and meet a lot of women. You have to make your intentions clear, and be willing to get shot down from time to time. It's surprisingly easy to get laid once you understand the basics, but until you do it's pure frustration.

>>722805512
tell them you're from ny. that'll get ALL the bitches

>>722808070
Okay, I guess I'll go alone and just go for it.

>>722808164
That's not a suit.

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>>722795643

>>722796513
Don't listen to this guy. I've been tubby my entire life, and I've fucked plenty of amazing women. It's all about personality and confidence, as well as having at least a basic level of social skill.

>>722795643
You sound boring as fuck

BAIT

>>722808432
don't "guess" man, do it. You know you can do it, I know you can, and im just some random faggot on the internet. Your confidence in yourself can make or break a conversation. Never doubt yourself and always believe you can hit any shot.

time stamp OR GTFO

>>722808375
>you have to get out and meet a lot of women.
This is the part I'm having difficulty with.

>>722808934
Okay, thanks. Need to get some booze in me and I'll have the confidence.

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>>722803886
I'm pro life, but you should have been aborted OP