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Greetings /b/, it is I GOD. I decided to create a new animal

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Greetings /b/, it is I GOD.
I decided to create a new animal but lack the creativity. So I ask you to design it for me. Of course I am very confident that you will use this power to create the most beautiful of creatures. At first you have to chose a torso. The first one to get these so called dubs will decide.
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Shrek's torso
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Wow Satan, could you like only once..dude

Well the next "post" ending with a 7 decides our creatures arms
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patrick's arm (spongebob)
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dicks for arms
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>>722789445
Make the head a gun
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Make the arms vacuum cleaners
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Water bottles for arms?
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Dicks for arms?
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Really fucked up legs for arms?
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Vin Diesel Arms
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Animie arms.
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Pixel dicks for arms?
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6 giant penises.
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Elephant trunks for arms
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7 orange tanned arms with tiny hands.
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Tentacles with testicles
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Two other Shrek Torsos.
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Foreskin fingers.
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T REX ARMS
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anchor arms.
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Poop
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dicks
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Horse cock arms.
(White horsecock)
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Hillary head.
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make there face look like a cross between pepe and feelsman.jpg
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Stretched nipples
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Black horsecock arms
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Has a horse penis.
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Namekian Arms.
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Legs
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Horse cock legs.
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Two diffrent colors of horsecock arms.
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>>722792422
roll
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rubber penis
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Shrek dicks
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>>722792617
Winnar
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>>722790560
bateman
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>>722792617
winrar
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>>722792617
Wtf is wrong with you
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>>722789445
Greetings, God. It is I, Metatron, Herald of the Almighty, Voice of the One True God. I backed up the toilet again.
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>>722792617
Do it OP!
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>>722792617
Faggot
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Nigger dick
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Digger Nick
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>>722792617
What
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Left leg is this.
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>>722792617
God, what kind of horrible being are you creating?
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A large hadron collider
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>>722793111
Chekm8
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big tit monster
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>>722793111
I think you mean a large Hardon collider.
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>>722792617
I fucking hate you God
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>>722793205
A large hardon cumglider
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>>722792617
OOOOOOOOOOOH Ok
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>>722792617
Where tf you at OP?
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OP has left the game.
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>>722793368
roll
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>>722789445
Fuck you
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Wow, simply... amazing...

Now we have to find a pair of legs.
The number 12 will decide!
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>>722793548
HORSE COCK LEGGIES!
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>>722793627
Roll
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>>722793548
Where the fuck is the hadron cunnt
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>>722793548
Apple stems
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>>722793548
>>722792422
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>>722793548
Pear stems
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>>722793548
Dragons for legs
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One leg is another Shrek. The other is the prophet Muhammed.
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>>722793800
roll
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those legs
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snek tail for legs
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>>722793911
FUCK
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>>722793879
this
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>>722793548
One dead meme
One ironic teen titans go meme
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these
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>>722793548
Both legs are this.
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>>722793548
Anorexic leggies!
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>>722793911
roll
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>>722793879
reroll
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>>722793548
One apple stem leg
and >A HORSECOCK!
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>>722793840
Rerolling
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two cheetoes
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>>722794212
winrar
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>>722793548
One apple stem leg.
Thats all.
In the middle
Like a applestem dick
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Octopussy head
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>>722793840
Ba ba bam
>>722794212
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>>722794444
Holy fuck
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>>722794444
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>>722794444
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>>722794444
>>722793840
>>722794212
Well Op deliver!
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>>722793205
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While we're at it, this whole muslim thing wasn't really my idea and basically it's jesus' fault.. Still I'm sorry

Now the head. For it is the most important part, only trips can decide..
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>>722795123
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>>722795123
(Your choice)
Nice 123 btw
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>>722795123
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>>722795123
Oh Jesus.

Just give him Trump's head.
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>>722795123
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Shrek's head xd
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>>722789445
a puckering anus
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>>722795123
Hey faggot
Make him say
KILL NIGGERS!!11
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Well
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>>722795448
Reroll
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>>722795571
roller
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>>722795448
Last shot at this faggot.
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>>722795571
I present to you, the anus jellyfish
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The pupper
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Hey GOD
Thats right I got trips
FUCKING DO IT
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>>722795819
Roll
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Hey GOD
Thats right I got trips
FUCKING DO IT
Hey GOD
Thats right I got trips
FUCKING DO IT
Hey GOD
Thats right I got trips
FUCKING DO IT
Thats right fuck you cunt.
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>>722795985
roll
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>>722795819
Rawl
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Hey GOD
Thats right I got trips
FUCKING DO IT
Hey GOD
Thats right I got trips
FUCKING DO IT
Hey GOD
Thats right I got trips
FUCKING DO IT
Hey GOD
Thats right I got trips
FUCKING DO IT
Thats right cunt prepare for an ass fucking
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>>722795985
rooll
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>>722795985
this
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>>722794444
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Jared Leto's Joker
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Hey GOD
Thats right I got trips
FUCKING DO ITHey GOD
Thats right I got trips
FUCKING DO ITHey GOD
Thats right I got trips
FUCKING DO ITHey GOD
Thats right I got trips
FUCKING DO ITHey GOD
Thats right I got trips
FUCKING DO ITHey GOD
Thats right I got trips
FUCKING DO IT
Thats right cunt your gonna die
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>>722796222
fuck you wasting trips nigger
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>>722796222
get
checked
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>>722796222
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>>722796222
Nigger how could you waste trips
Im rolling for my pic btw
I want this face

Hey GOD
Thats right I got trips
FUCKING DO ITHey GOD
Thats right I got trips
FUCKING DO ITHey GOD
Thats right I got trips
FUCKING DO ITHey GOD
Thats right I got trips
FUCKING DO ITHey GOD
Thats right I got trips
FUCKING DO ITHey GOD
Thats right I got trips
FUCKING DO ITHey GOD
Thats right I got trips
FUCKING DO IT
Fuck you all
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Hey GOD
Thats right I got trips
FUCKING DO ITHey GOD
Thats right I got trips
FUCKING DO ITHey GOD
Thats right I got trips
FUCKING DO ITHey GOD
Thats right I got trips
FUCKING DO ITHey GOD
Thats right I got trips
FUCKING DO ITHey GOD
Thats right I got trips
FUCKING DO ITHey GOD
Thats right I got trips
FUCKING DO ITHey GOD
Thats right I got trips
FUCKING DO ITHey GOD
Thats right I got trips
FUCKING DO ITHey GOD
Thats right I got trips
FUCKING DO ITHey GOD
Thats right I got trips
FUCKING DO ITHey GOD
Thats right I got trips
FUCKING DO ITHey GOD
Thats right I got trips
FUCKING DO ITHey GOD
Thats right I got trips
FUCKING DO ITHey GOD
Thats right I got trips
FUCKING DO ITHey GOD
Thats right I got trips
FUCKING DO ITHey GOD
Thats right I got trips
FUCKING DO ITHey GOD
Thats right I got trips
FUCKING DO ITHey GOD
Thats right I got trips
FUCKING DO ITHey GOD
Thats right I got trips
FUCKING DO ITHey GOD
Thats right I got trips
FUCKING DO ITHey GOD
Thats right I got trips
FUCKING DO ITHey GOD
Thats right I got trips
FUCKING DO ITHey GOD
Thats right I got trips
FUCKING DO IT
MCfuck you all
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A gaped anus.
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Why do the trip gods hate me?
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Hey GOD
Thats right I got trips
FUCKING DO IT
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trump hair on crotch
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I CALL UPON YOU GODS OF TRIPS!
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I bet no one else will manage to roll trips for the head.
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Hey GOD
Thats right I got trips
FUCKING DO IT
Cunt
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>>722796999
Noice
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>>722793548
Kangaroo legs
12 get
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>>722796999
I hate all of you.
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>>722796991
Faggot
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>>722796991
>>722796999
Ayy lmao
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>>722796999
Check' em
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>>722797209
>>722797239
I bet OP won't deliver.
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>>722796999
That was just about eight tries, yeah? Pity, you lost out to Patrick Bateman. Your autism was shining ever so brightly.
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>>722797303
I worked so hard for those trips
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Hey GOD
Thats right I got trips
FUCKING DO IT

I AM THE SAME GUY WHO ASKED FOR HORSE COCK ARMS!
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>>722796999
WhERE tF iS oP???//
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>>722796999
What cartoon is that?
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Wow you humans are really beginning to disgust me, now we just need a name for this abomination... 22 will decide..
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>>722797652
FUCK YOU GOD
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>>722797652
DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU PUT ME THREW?
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Im going to go hang myself
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I want a big one on
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>>722797652
Op im the only one who stayed
Fucking faggot
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hey guys what r goin on in this lvl
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>>722797727
>>722797777
the pious shall not be rewarded
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>>722797858
Not true. God knows when you lie, yknow.

Name it Gregory.
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>>722797920
>>722797887
>>722797652
GOD WHY DID YOU DO THIS
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>>722797652
Patrek Horsemanshrekmmad
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How about "you picked the wrong set of trips nigger"
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Niggiotron
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>>722798064
you can still redeem yourself
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@@@@
WHY GOD
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nigger
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"fucking stupid cunt got the wrong head"
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"my father was a horse"
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Thread=Derailed
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g
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Well, Satan gave us the body. Shouldn't it just be the Antichrist? It's 30% dick, 25% layers, 25% psychopath, and 20% religious.
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Manbearnig
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the physical embodiment of cyphillis
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Sperglord lord of chair
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Anon's Bane
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Blaklif
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Cuckwafflecunting Shitstain
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pp
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>>722798612
And it's as simple as that, ladies and gentlemen.
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>>722798655
I attest to that, shadilay sir, shadilay.
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>I bet no one is going to roll 22
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>>722798746
Nevermind, 22 not 12. I am retarded. Carry on.
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>>722798612
>Blaklif
dsntmettrs
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Nigger
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God
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>>722798873
spec
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Taylor Swift.
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Your mom
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Blood and Sweat.
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HADRON
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PUSI JUICES
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rolling for Dingus the Hedgehog
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powerhouse of the cell
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Jimbo
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Modern Art
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>>722799233
this
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>>722799233
re rollin
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>>722799058
rolling for collider
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>>722799686
>>
Shrek 'em
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adolf hitler iii the third
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GILGAMESH
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carl
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the ternimator
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Arruschkech the Destroyer
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nokia 3310
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Catch 22.
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>>722799233
stfu faggot
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a combination of the last 5 names listed
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Genghis Khock
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Maybe Steve
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>>722799767
roll
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Steel Beams
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rolling >>722800942
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Are you serious?
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>>722789666
We just gonna ignore these Satanic trips?
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Oh my god what is this website???
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Wow Instagram how did we end up here lol?
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>>722801856
Oh, we acknowledged them. That's how we got little Satan II.
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Omfg lol
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Cody what did you do??
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>>722789666
Ch-ch-ch-checked....
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Zach is that you?
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Yeah man just living the suite life>>722802340
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pin
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>>722802522
the madman actually did it
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>>722802522
"Yeah man just living the suite life"
What a perfect name
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>>722802522
God speaking,
well I don't want to make any crucial mistakes sooo.. Will his name be "Zach" or "Yeah man just living the suite life"?
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Actually I don't care.
There you have your Yeah-man-just-living the-suite-life.
It is your creation, your... child.
Although I believe that you are the children of evil rather than mine,
I have to admit that it is one of the more creative animals roaming the
savannas of Africa.
Thank you for your help and may you find a way to eliminate the jews for
I have no plan how to do it.
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>>722802848
Hyphenate it.
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>>722803030
But God, Satan literally made the torso for us. This creature is literally the advanced version of us.
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Can we please get an update of this beast we created or are we gonna let this thread 404?
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>>722804576
We are the beast, anon.
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>>722803044
dubs hath spoken
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