Good evening, Anonymous! I'm not feeling my best tonight,

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you're late, honey. everything okay?

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hello remiu, i am here before i got the steam notification, so, thats a first

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Not like i was waiting for your thread or anything

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>>722786587
Hello ReiRei!

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#OmegaTime begins after two shite days.

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>Inb4 a certain someone doesn't look

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WSN4nuX02T
-Koi

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Hello everyone

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Feel better soon, Reimu-chan! <3

I hear cuddling Cirno-chan helps.

- Cirno

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NICO NICO KILL ME

>>722786739
nice

-Nico

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Still too many.

>>722786688
Hey hun, how can we talk so we set a day to drink together?

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>>722786810
im here this time ya cheeky cunt

>>722786587
Will I be able to find love soon?

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>>722786688
Mm, everything is ambivalent at best. Let's not talk about that though. Let's just try and enjoy our night, huh? Sorry for being late!

>>722786719
Well, here it is.

>>722786587
How are things reimu?

-phi

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>>722786688
Lovely. Honey. If you adopt the pet names "sweetie" and "dear", you and I will be like twins <3
>>722786719
Yeah, like you'd get by without one, kihihi~
>>722786739
Hey there, Lewdmu.
>>722786810
*notices*
>>722786834
Hey Koi.
>>722786859
And you, ed. Or is it Edd~?

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>>722787246
>>722786859
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OFLyaTeyeq
-Koi

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>>722787132
Hark, this thread has been blessed by a look!

>>722787246
Ayyyy, sup Rabbit!

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>>722787246
i think the name your thinking of is eddie, not sure, never watched the show as a kid

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>>722787141
In order to find love you have to go look out for it, loves comes for those who wait, but not for those who wait too long.
Try dating apps or go clubbing.
Hopefully you'll find a nice gal/lad.

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>>722787098
once I have alcohol again.

>>722787169
no worries at all <3 hope whatever it is gets better.

>>722787246
if it helps make us twins, I'll post nearly-lewd shots in skirts as well.

>>722787011
>>722786587
I would like to request a reading.

There's a person I know who I have issues with. I want to know how their life is going.

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>>722787208
One great day, one melancholy and bothersome one. C'est la vie.

Why would I have a gut feeling that it will work out with a girl, even if all seems to be going against it?

One of the things that really goes against it working out is her reluctance to get together. Either is "busy" and says we should, or just out right doesn't respond...

But then there's the extremely long text conversations (6-8 hrs+)

Or instances like these

I was walking, and she was sitting on the edge of a tree planter talking to someone on the phone. (Probably her sister, she does that quite a bit) I then sorta scratched my nose, and out of the corner of my eye, I saw her kinda begin to smile. I don't know if it was from the call or if it was because of me

Another time I sorta turned my head randomly and saw her standing right there waiting for class, and it seemed like our eyes just sorta met and held for a few seconds.

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>>722787169
Not like i can stop you from making a thread, you are way taller than me after all

>>722787246
A what, a bullying? A thread? ;_;

Fortune please?

Aleksandr

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>>722786587
What are these sorts of threads about?

My name is Ze.

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>>722787400
ayy, got dubs, can i have a general reading

>>722787453
hello nep, how are you?

>>722787474
Anyway we can help?

-phi

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>>722787246
its what ever you feel out dosnt rly bother me
>>722787370
yeh kinda right i just post reaction images from the show , not a real avatar perse

>>722787585
>Aleksandr has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Red", "13".

>>722787474
What went wrong Reimu?

Anyway, what's up everybody else, please fill me in on anything cool going on.

-Al

>>722787512
I just saw you in /adv/

Maybe she has a boyfriend already while being interested in you
Maybe she has her own personal problem you and I can only guess at

Maybe straight up ask her about it

Is my dick going to be the biggest in the world

>>722787453
t-thank you, but still I'd prefer to find love and not just hook up ):

>>722787723
So bland. Meh.

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>>722787635
Ravioli ravioli, give me the fortunoli

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Well my painting is done if anyone is interested in taking a look.

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>>722787512
Don't trust your guts, trust your brains, although even that one is tricking you because you want the happy ending, think about it, when you talk on the phone, you're focused on the conversation, not on your surroundings.
Second, she says she is busy and all, trust me, no one is really THAT busy, she is just using excuses.
Don't trust your gut, try to look for another interest or you're likely to get hurt.

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>>722787370
Weird. But cool.
>>722787373
how it be, gurl
>>722787400
There's Ed, Edd and Eddy, dear.
>>722787454
Wowzer, that fond of me?
>>722787519
Yes.
>>722787670
Silly.

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That's dreadful. Let's see if we can find the problem, Reimu.
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>>722787794
As far as I know she is single and hasn't been in a relationship.

Maybe she has her own issues with me, but what could they be really? Gossip from a 3rd party? Just generally being unsure about me?

I guess I could always ask, but still am afraid of losing her as a friend. As well she seems to be a positive force on me.

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>>722787460
>Ace of Cups
>Ten of Wands
It looks like life is going pretty well for them. They have an abundance of joy, well-being, and nourishment. They are rising to the challenge of their lives and reaping the rewards.

>Page of Wands (Reversed)
However, they are being gullible in some sense. Gossip and instability threatens their success.
>>722787512
This again, huh?

You want it to work out, Anonymous. Our brains are good at reading the kind of context we want to see, but it might not always be there.

It's possible that she enjoys your conversations via text but doesn't have any interest in being anything more or moving things into the real world.

>>722787454
Thank you, I appreciate it!

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>>722787859
Specify that, take it easy on the dates and if they seem to not be working, just tell them and jump to the next date. Dummy.
>>722787454
I still don't have any way of contacting you :,^(
>>722788071
Nerd.
>>722787641
Hello.

>>722788106
Who knows, maybe she has anxiety or maybe shes a dickgirl.

If you dont eventually move the relationship forward youll be too fixated on her to find love or notice other girls who would actually show an interest in you - youre giving yourself tunnel vision

>>722787969
Probably. But I honestly wouldn't be surprised if she was that busy given her class load and several jobs

Its just that people seem to be split on if I should follow my gut, or listen to logic.

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>>722787992
No bullying unless you do it the way Reimu does it

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>>722787011
NICO NICO NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII~

>>722787246
Oh hai Moonrabbit

>>722788226
Hi Nepnep

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>>722786688
I want to sex this bartender.

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>>722788226
Why are you so mean?

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>>722787992
I'm fond of all you nerds <3

>>722788226
I'm around if you look hard enough, trust me.

>>722788367
bartender is not for lewd.

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>>722786587
Excuse my lateness. Reporting for duty, ma'am.

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>>722787664


Being happy, that's all. It's not really something I'm comfortable talking about, so it's my own burden to bear.

>>722787785
Don't worry about it. I'll be okay.

>>722788071
Oh, I was starting to think you'd never return.

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>>722788367
but you cant

>>722788275
I definitely think she has anxiety, makes sense given all I know about her.

And honestly, I could give two shots if she was a trap.

At least I'm not fixated too much. I'll still notice if a girl seems interested in me and what not

>>722786587
Does anyone need me?

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>>722787992
im a silly person

hum seem Yorha is missing tonight how sad

hey Reimu you know whats with Alice ?
she busy this days or something ?

>>722786587
Am I needed by anyone?

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>>722788455
glad to see your finally here, do you want some tea?

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>>722788457
Remember then. Everything comes in cycles. Right now its just night. As long as you can tell night from day everything will be ok.

>>722788189
I guess that could be true. But I honestly saw her acting like this before I was interested in her. So, I don't know too much about what the deal is here.

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>>722788455
was just saying your missing
and you come in with a dubs

>>722786587
Does anyone truly need me?

>>722788457
Alright, well, if you ever feel down, we're always here for you.

>>722788455
Hey 2B, good to see you're here. I got you some dubs.

-Al

>>722786587
Am I truly needed by anyone?

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>>722788600
I guess I will give the dubs to >>722788585 for the tarot reading.

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>>722788338
How does Reimu do it, hmm?
>>722788071
My god, it's been a while.
>>722788347
How ya doin, ya lewd, you?
>>722788454
I love you too. I'll take as many lewdy skirt shots as you can throw~ I'll even exchange you.
>>722788455
500 laps!
>>722788558
And then she just showed up. Hehehe.

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>>722788189
>challenge
What challenge? She's getting everything from her sugar daddy.

That could also explain the second part as well. It seems it's in the process of falling apart.

-Nico

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>>722787992
Pretty good except for the insane weather right now. Raining hard as fuck, winds up to 50 mph, worst storm in 20 years they say. I had to try and stop by the hardware store and grab some $8 weather stripping and hope it fixed my cars leaking issue.

>>722786587
Is my continued personhood actually needed by anyone?

>>722788457
Understood.

-phi

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>>722788286
No one is THAT busy. She has time for your "extremely long text chats" but not to go out? Use your logic, your gut is a liar.
>>722788347
Hello.
>>722788427
I'm hardening you for the real world, dork.
>>722788455
Lets talk tonight.
>>722788665
If you are useful, yes, if not, become useful and people will learn to apreciate having you around.

>>722788826
Oh hey phi, what's up?

-Al

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>>722788457
>Oh, I was starting to think you'd never return.
You must be pretty disappointed.
>>722788720
Holy shit, why is this rabbit talking?
Someone get the tranq

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>>722787876
I feel like everyone knows each other here already, and because of this, I should not be here

But damn it Im hoping for gets

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>>722788558
YoRHa Unit No. 2 Type B present and accounted for. There are no days off.

>>722788593
I'm good quetz, thank you for offering. I had just made a fresh pot of coffee.

>>722788683
Thanks, Al. Christ...

>>722788720
Not in this rain. Maybe on Sunday.

>>722788457
Donating dubs >>722788455

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>>722788750
Hey, you know. I don't know why the cards said that, but putting out enough hot action to keep a sugar daddy around is probably hard work in its own way.

>>722786587
Is my continued personhood necessitated by another truly needing me to continue?

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>>722788720
I'm not telling Reimu is scary if she founds out i tell someone she might get mad

What do the cards say about my chances with the girl I'm interested in? Will she ever love me?

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>>722788454
I want to and will one day.
>>722788460
Why?

>>722788891
No no no, Christ is a different god. Please. Anyhow, what's going on?

-Al

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>>722788891
oh, i have too much tea today, i went a bit overboard

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adras the skeleton wants to ask a question: If we're the most fucked version of internet, why i see scumbags and idiots in the news all days worse than us?

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>>722788455
evening love.

>>722788962
if you insist.

>>722786587
Does the continuation of this personhood have significance in its need by others?

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>>722788071

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>>722788803
Give it a bit of time for her to do the tarot reading. It's not instant. I guess if they don't reply soon I will take out my tarot cards for you.

Anyway remember to always look for a new fire to come by. If one is dead don't cry over the ashes.

>>722786587
Am I needed by anyone?

>>722789015
Is it insanely hot tea? Anyway, how are you doing quetz?

-Al

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>>722786587
I've only had a reading done once before. Was too drunk to remember any of it though.

(watch me not get dubs anyway)

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last time i promised pics of my cats sadly i totally forgot about them
so youd have to deal with few pics few years old
here is my big cat back in 2013 , with some chicken bones stolen from the trash
-Ed

>>722786587
reimu op a cute

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>>722788858
Fuck off, I'm like 38 trillion years old, I know more about the real world than you.
It's a lovely place where everyone is happy and there are no bullies, and watermleon is free, and the movie adaptation of The Killing Joke wasn't shit.

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>>722788876
Not at all. I like your style, even if I don't understand it most of the time. You were missed.

>>722788891
Thank you, I'll put them to good use somewhere.

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>>722788797
A-ah... Jeez, I see. That does sound awful.
>>722788876
Wow, rood. What's up your butt, blue man group?
>>722788891
Heh...
>>722788911
Oh boy, is it ever. I'm sure.
>>722788925
O-oh gosh, I see.
>>722789043
Beautiful.

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>>722788858
Sure, I've an hour or so to spare after threads.

>>722788987
Work, storm, coffee. A nice hot shower and warm bed sounds great right about now. Having a good Friday yourself?

>>722789015
I suppose I'll take a cup, in that case.

>>722789043
Good evening Jill. Looking very comfy in that martini.

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>>722789043
But lewd aside. Va11-Ha-11a is a great game.

>>722788858
The chats are usually spread over the course of a day, with an hour or two between sets of replies.

Besides, she always has been busy. Even when we were just acquaintances prior to me showing interest she would complain about having no time combined with her 2 jobs and 6 classes

>>722786587
Is this personhood's continued existance truly needed by another personhood?

>>722786587
Am I truly needed by anyone else?

>>722789247
Its a fun game but I wouldnt call it a great one

>>722789134
Here, have my dubs >>722789122


>>722789222
Not too shabby, just donating trips to some random person, oh, wait, it was you. Hm, alright then. I'm not doing too shabby myself, but I'm a bit mad because I had to go out to the store and pick up eggs today.

-Al

>>722786587
Does the continuation bear significance in its necessity by others?

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>>722786587
rollin' when am i going to find a bf

>>722788911
I honestly don't know if she's put out yet. She's not the kind of person to put out at all, but if it's him...maybe.

-Nico

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this is my smaller cat (dont have better pic on here and im to lazy to post with my phone)
thats the day i took her in from the street didn't stop exploring and purring
also i haven't give them real names
normally i call them both meow meow with diff pitches
-Ed

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>>722789039
We aren't the most fucked version of the internet, those days are gone, if you want to have fun /pol/acks bring the memes to reality with their meme magic.
>>722789176
Delusional.
>>722789222
Brandtini.

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>>722789057
It's time to accept that Fallout New Vegas was better than Fallout 3.
>>722789193
I-It's not like I care what you think of me, b-but this is why people like you, because you're not a bully, unlike Nippontune.
>>722789218
Nothing, but something's about to be up your's.
*readies tranquilizer gun*

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>>722789218
and you aided in her evil ways by spanking me ;_;

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>>722789134
You received a donation, Mr. Deadpool. What would you like to ask of the cards?

>>722789338
Stop, stop. Hold up. I'm about to read for you.

>>722786587
Does this personhood's continued existance bear significance by being truly needed by at least one other personhood?

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>>722786587
Hello, good evening, I wish to ask for a reading in regards to my career. Would changing my job be beneficial towards my financial and mental well being as it stands currently, or should I just bear withy it and hope things work themselves out?

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>>722789428
Alright it seems like they might of missed me giving my "dubs" to you for a taro reading.

Give it 6 minutes or so for me to do your reading.

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>>722789222
*hands a cup* have fun with the searing hot tea,as usual

>>722786587
Is there significance in this personhood's continuation because another personhood needs it to do so?

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>>722789391
Why would you be upset over something like that? Unless you were in the middle of a recipe.

>>722789486
*Brandtini. Sorry. Not much of a drinker here.

>>722789536
Donating trips >>722789222

Here come the shitposters

-Nico

>>722789604
Thank you.

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>>722789486
>Delusional.
Wh-What, was that your, uh, n-nickname in high school?
...B-Besides 'bully' of course?
>>722789530
>the bunny is able to perform a good, proper spanking
*doubt*

>>722789391
>Here, have my dubs
Cool, thanks Al!
>>722789536
Can I get a general reading?

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>>722789437
ah maybe in the next thread

>>722789673
Oh no, it was just I went out to get eggs yesterday and there was a whole fiasco and I ended up breaking them.

>>722789761
No problem

-Al

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>>722789384
Here is how I rate my games.
Shit = I played at least a good minute of it before dropping it
Bad= I am am halfway through and I am still not having fun.
Good= I will play this game once then probably never play it again unless I am nostalgic.
Great= I will play it multiple times cause I am having that much fun
Masterpiece = I will get a 100% completed game session no matter how many times I have to play.

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>>722788720
I'm pretty good, playing some Binding of Isaac. What about you?

>>722788858
How are you doing?

>>722789172
Indeed.

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>>722789218
Yep. As well, I'm trying to figure out how i can make some pictures with the actual Idolmaster models, but alas, thus far, I have had no luck. Curse my not knowing moonrune.

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>>722789629
*delicately takes her cup* Thanks?

>>722789781
You could have my trips, if you'd like. Reimu? >>722789536

>>722789827
Sounds like a funny story. Won't you share with us?

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>>722789262
The things still point at it not being like you feel. I'm sorry anonymous.
>>722789437
Someday.
>>722789848
I'm pissed.

>>722788874
Not much. Just getting over some illness. Yourself?

-phi

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>>722789761
Alright. We'll ask the Dragon.

>9 of Swords
This card indicates a time of great misery, sadness, and depression. There could be a permanent loss or death of someone close to you. Severe illness is possible.

...wow, the dragon cuts deep right away.

>3 of Swords
Arguments and emotional upheavals will dominate this period of your life. There is a deep sense of loss and betrayal caused by someone close to you.

...and he doesn't stop.

>The Magician
You are discovering how to use the laws of magick, faith, and will-power to get what you need and desire. Study and practice in a new career or spiritual path that attracts you. Your thoughts and energies flow in harmony to accomplish what needs to be done. This is an excellent time to gain self-control.

...at least he ends on a decent note... Sorry, friend.

>>722789848
wow reimu op

>>722788891
Evening madam, a joy to see you.

-phi

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>>722789523
Just try it.
>>722789530
Wow, he actually doubts it. Welp.
*Bends you over and begins spanking*
>>722789957
Ugh, I know that feel.

>>722790019
Probably true. At least I'm not closing myself off to others.

I'll still keep in contact with her as a friend, and if my gut is right, then it would develop. If it is wrong, then Meh, I still would have her as a decent friend

>>722789428
Give me one more minute. I have laid out the cards.

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>>722789994
it wouldn't be genuine!
>>722790019
probably never with my bad luck

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>>722790159
>>722790217
When did you get sick? The fondue party was that much fun, was it?

Assistant...what have you been up to in my absence?

I want to know where my relationship is going

>>722786587
Moar like this
http://rudehentai.com

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>>722790164
reimu, would you be able to get to my reading? i have been waiting for quite a while, but im fine if you do it later
>>722787400
>>722787641

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>>722790380
he has probably been doing very lewd things, you should take me as an assistant instead

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>>722790286
Glad to see you use your rational thinking and don't act by sheer impulse by most people with "gut" feelings, I wish you luck anonymous.
>>722790378
I still want us to talk more.

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>>722790164
>9 of Swords
>3 of Swords
Oh, wow. So business as usual then?

>The Magician
I... was just thinking of asking about this...

Still, I thank you!

>>722789845
It was a good for me in that case, I have a difficult time replaying games that dont have much variation

>>722786587
Tell me about love

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>>722790598
So fucking close!z

Rate my OC maymay

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>>722790283
You will pay for this if i even get to tie you up ;_;

>>722790663
Im just fishing for some gets

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>>722790422
>Queen of Cups
This card indicates a feminine influence with a strong loving and protecting nature. This will be a time of quiet contentment with life. A period of strong psychic feelings makes you more aware of spiritual goals.

>7 of Swords
: You are creating trouble through the wrong use of personal power. Failure of a plan may come about because of wrong motives. Do not snoop into the affairs of another; you will get burned. You will feel cheated or wronged.

>9 of Wands
There is a pause in a difficult life cycle, giving you a much needed rest. This is a time when you must carefully plan your next step. Success is in sight but more effort is needed.

>>722790692
I have candy hearts

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>>722790589
what would you like to talk about?

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>>722790378
There's no place for sincerity in probability. Suit yourself. However, the offer stands until someone else claims it.

>>722790578
If I did that, I'd be robbing the shrine of their resident tea expert. I won't have it.

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>>722790283
If you spank Neptune for me, I won't turn you into root beer.
>>722790671
Don't blame me, Reisen is just mad because she isn't as cute as me.

>>722790752
And monster as well, but this time Im not getting a buzz from it

>>722790589
I've been taking slowly and what not. My gut is a big reason as to why I didn't just do something stupid such as just leaving her alone altogether

>>722790707
..post more lewd reimu OP :')

>>722790380
Ironically it was the fondue party...

I've not done too much, had a fun party, became ill, sent you an email and got some more hours added to my contract. That and I have a birthday party tomorrow which is something I've not been invited to in years.

How have you been fairing madam?
-phi

>>722790829
Does anyone want to talk with me?

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Adras the Skeleton wants to ask: sometimes i fell sleep in class without reason (because the teacher explains good and i pay attention), i sleep well, i eat well (not often), it could be that i have narcolepsy or simply i liying myself thinking on the class is good but in reality its boring?

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>>722790889
>889

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>>722790671
Silly, you enjoy it.
*spanking*
>>722790802
No thank you.

Literally so gay

>>722790945
Am I destined to not know my destiny?

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>>722790986

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>>722789428
Situation. Three of Wands. Standing alone and looking out on your life. As you are saying that if you are still needed this suits nicely.

Choice A. Wheel of Fortune. Fate and luck and a turn for the better. What is hidden will be revealed. It seems like in time something may happen where somebody will rely on you. OF course if you don't get out and do things that chance of that happening is reduce greatly.

Choice B. Queen of cups. Intensity, love and romance. Also healing and protection. This card seems to suggest to go out try to find a lover of some sort. Or in your situation even just a friend by going out and meeting people.

So overall it will come in time as long as you remain active.

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>>722790794
you're very nice to give away your trips like that...

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>>722791031

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>>722790794
are you reffering to me as the tea expert? or the other guy?
im half falling alseep, so exuse the stupid question

-quetzzz

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>>722790490
>9 of Swords
Wow, the dragon is just spraying swords at everyone tonight.

>The Sun
>3 of Pentacles

Okay, so the bad news is, there's going to be some kind of majorly depressing event in the very near future.

The good news is, you discover a way to make money in some kind of craft or hobby that interests you, and the time afterward is a golden sunlit victory.

>>722786587
These threads are always super comfy, might as well actually ask something for once
Could I get a reading on what direction my life is heading/how things will turn out please?

>>722790629
GET

>>722791116
On the contrary I feel incredibly uncomfy, but Im literally autistic so thats likely why

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>>722790958
I am the one who spanks! stop

>>722790802
Nobody could be cuter than manhattan tbh, being a literal god has its perks i guess

>>722791044
I understand what you are saying. Thank you for your time, based oracle.

>>722791248
check em?

>>722790378
>probably never with my bad luck
I'd offer...
>>722790164
...but it would be a terrible bargain on your part.

>>722791106
The dragon must not be happy tonight.

-Nico

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>>722790757
I'd rather have more privacy.
>>722790833
Sane person, keep it up.
>>722790889
Close one.
>>722790963
Totally agreed.
>>722791116
Roll again.

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>>722791279

>>722790629
I literally don't care anymore so GET

Evening all.
Fae

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>>722790019
Oh, may I know why?

>>722790203
Lewdmu*, nice to meet you.

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>>722791327
Come on dark internet Gods, I would like to be informed tonight

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>>722791292
i am undeserving
>>722791309
are you ashamed of me or something?

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>>722791106
maybe your using the black star dragon balls, try using the namekian dragon balls

>>722790889
Sure. What's up?

-phi

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>>722791339
I'll donate my dubs for you!
>>722791266

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>>722791266
*doubt*

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>>722791400
I am Ze, tell me whatever I should know

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>>722790848
You poor thing. I do hope you recover in time for this next upcoming party. Is today the worst of your illness?

I've been doing okay. Slowly recovering from a cold myself, working, and trying to literally stay afloat. There's currently a huge storm in my area and it's breaking a decade-long record.

If you receive a distress beacon from out in the Pacific...

>>722790940
Is that you, Skelly?

>>722791075
I simply have no use for them. You on the other hand, seemed like you could use a fortune.

>>722791102
Why, you, of course. No one else has those qualifications.

>>722789994
Why not? Even though it isn't really that funny.

I had to work late yesterday, so I had to do my grocery run a bit later than usual. The store I visit isn't too far from my apartment so I walk there. I ended up arriving just a bit before they closed, picked up my groceries, and headed out. Well, I was walking back towards my apartment, headphones in and all, when all of a sudden a guy steps in front of me. It looked like he had some issues with his car, so I stopped to help and took out an earbud. This guy looked to be about 19 or 20, had a bit of stubble and was a bit shorter than me. Overall, he seemed to be dressed like me with a hoodie and some jeans, as is normal when its cold where I live. Well, he mumbles something about his radiator and his car and gestures towards it and asked if I could help. I told him I didn't have the tools or expertise to help. Then, he glances around and pulls out a knife from his pocket. In that instant, I knew I was getting mugged, he didn't even have to tell me "hand me your wallet" or anything. I tell him that he didn't want to do this, and he ignored me and starts trying to intimidate me. The best part is, he's using a butterfly knife thinking that it actually scares people. He delivers his whole "just hand the money over" speech and I just tell him he doesn't want to do this and try to walk past him. I was ready to go home and kinda tired with a shitty customer I had to deal with that day. I get about halfway past him when he finally realizes I'm just walking on and slashes at me. I manage to take a step back and grab his wrist and twist it so the knife falls out of his hand. I would have gladly walked away then and left him be, but he decides to take a swing at me. It's a bad punch that puts him off balance, and I easily sidestep it.

I'll finish this in another comment as this one is getting too long.

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>>722791400
PRAISE KEK

-Nico

>>722791433
Nice

Not much, Im just eating candy hearts, sipping monster, and not doing work

How about you?

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>>722790958
*energy blasts*

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>>722791475
dont you want to know your future?

Will I pass this university year without falling behind with work?

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>>722791276
No problem. With all the chaos here it is easy to be forgotten. And it seems like you really needed it.

I also just thought of something. The queen of cups for the "lover" has the possibility of not even representing a real person but to find a love of doing something. But thats the business of fortune telling, all vague with lots of interpretation.

>>722791309
Yea, I'll keep it up.

Just continue texting her as a friend, and not be pushy.

But obviously I'll still somewhat hope that it does work out, but I won't count on it

>>722791427
>i am undeserving
Of such a terrible fate?
Yes, I know. lol

>>722791490
Kek confirmed ancap

>>722791538

- Ze

Im new to these threads but Ive gotten my fortune told twice already and each time I feel more assured of myself - more motivated in life with a structure

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>>722791400
>posts frog
>gets dubs
Praise kek.
>>722791393
No.
>>722791427
On the contrary, I want to be the only one hitting on you while we talk.
>>722791568
That's only up to you, not the gods/spirits.

Will my Valentine ask me to be his soon?

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>>722791458
Don't test your luck, if you bend over you will see how much i like spanking people fufufufu

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btw any one here excited about Mass Effect Andromeda

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>>722791475
what qualifications, i never met any qualifications

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>>722791400
Praise Kek

Theres been a terrible dearth of praise but I havent forgotten you

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>>722791616
maybe my next life will be better
>>722791662
why do you want it to be so one-sided?

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>>722786587
I hope you feel better

Could you do a reading on my future?

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>>722791475
no, i'm a new skeleton man named Adras, Adras the skeleton, (REal: i'm new here, and i want to chat a little bit, nothing more OwO)

>>722791475
Yesterday was the worst of it. I was bed ridden with fever dreams the majority of the day. Today it's just a headache and tight throat left over. Well that and my finger. If I receive a distress call I'll certainly do what I can.

Is the storm putting you in any danger? Or just danger to your Internet connection and comfort?

-phi

>>722791480
Now, I normally would have just let him be and walked away at this point, but I was pissed at having a bad day, and this guy just tried to mug me and cut my headphones. He tries to punch me a few more times, I get hit once but its not too bad, and then he tries to kick me. This was surprisingly a decent kick and I couldn't dodge it. So, I had to drop my groceries, catch his leg, which I then hit and broke. I called the cops, and retrieved my groceries, which had all the eggs broken and the store was closed. I'm going to try to get reimbursement in court for the eggs and headphones that he made me break. And that's why I've been pissed today and yesterday.

>>722790159
Dealing with having to get more eggs.

-Al

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>>722791400
>2 of Wands
Focus your will and energy to accomplish your desires. Help with realization of a dream may come from a distance. A new endeavor requires courage and planning for the future.

>Queen of Swords
This card indicates a powerful feminine influence. You will be faced with a period in your life that makes you learn an important lesson you have avoided. Be careful getting your way in something through manipulation, for later this action will come back to haunt you.

>9 of Cups
Your wish will be granted. Success, accomplishment, and satisfaction will soon enter your life.

>>722791923
Roll

>>722791538
Relaxing and playing some Vidya. Had a fever yesterday so I'm taking it easy.

-phi

>>722792004
Eggs?

-phi

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>>722791543
You mean.... *danmakus*
>>722791667
So I won't bend over. Easy~
>>722791669
Not really, I guess the third one really killed it for me.

>>722792079
Read the story I told 2B, its some fucking bullshit.

-Al

>>722791883
>maybe my next life will be better
Same here. Fingers crossed!

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>>722791883
Maybe I'm just trying to sound cool and I'm too embarrassed to actually talk about how I feel in reality. -flirts flirts-

>>722792095
Nice ZR there bun

>shinoa

>>722791923
Rollerino

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>>722792095
Good girl, you do good with not trying your luck!

But if you spank me again you will wake up with a gag ball and tied to the bed with your butt aiming for the heavens!

>>722792213
Have any relationships ever blossomed from the shrine? Lol
Fae

>>722792008
Holy crap
I suppose I just have to work extra hard at everything now to ensure whatever is meant to be accomplished will be, since theres a few different strong wishes of mine.

>>722792038
My boyfriend's sick right now, the cold really fucks him up. I would suggest orange juice in all sick situations except nausea. Vitamin C fixes a lot of illnesses.

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>>722792095
well the end was rly terrible , but it all came again to EA rushing bioware
same happen to kotor2 rushed game end sucked
think this time they had more then enough time to do a great game , and if is any good as dragon age inquisition id be fucking awesome
checked the combat trailer
pic related

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>>722791480
>>722792004
That was quite the story. I almost feel bad for the mugger. But then I remember the omelette you could've had. The asshole had it coming.

>>722791552
I don't. I already know the projected short-term and mid-term, so it's unnecessary. Any "surprised" I welcome and will adapt to as needed.

>>722791692
You're the only one who wanted the job.

>>722791954
Ah, I see. Please enjoy yourself in that case. Sorry to have gotten you mixed up with someone else.

>>722791962
*lays a hand on your forehead* You do feel a little hot. You've had the chance to rest up a bit more today, I hope? You need to be in top fighting shape for tomorrow's celebrations.

And all of the above. The drive home might slightly more of a pain, but I should be just fine.

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>>722792217
Ufufu
>>722792322
*spank*
It's astounding how unintimidating a small human girl is to a moonbunny like me.
It really has been a while since I posted lewds, huh.

>>722792147
Well...that is some Bullshit. I hope they weren't expensive headphones.

-phi

>>722792377
Yeah, I'm like 80% today and all about my vitamin C, thank you though. Your boyfriend isn't risking your health is he?

-phi

>>722786587
For 3 years (break up fucked my life) I've been totally directionless. What should I pursue? It's a shit analogy but its like having months into a saved game and losing the save. I'm just too overwhelmed to pick life back up from scratch.

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>>722792377
I feel like it would only hurt me to pull cards again for anything more specific, can I give my dubs away?

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>>722791662
Oh... Okay

>>722792504
This is too lewd

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>>722792376
No, we actually refrain to do so since, if it ends up in bad terms, people will start shit on the shrine and that is no bueno.

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>>722792504
Yet you got defeated by Reimu and Marisa which are humans.

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>>722792095
*makes you bend over with telekenesis*

>>722792619
No, he'll be okay. Better than he was last time.

I need to walk my dog, hopefully the thread wont have 404d

- Ze

>>722792511
grats
>>722792665
>665
holy shit

>>722792498
>>722792511
The worst part is, I'm not even that mad about me getting mugged. I'm more insulted he didn't do it well. I mean, a butterfly knife? Really? It takes forever compared to any other knives to actually open and use. If you're going to mug someone, at least do it well. But I'm grateful he mugged me, if it had been anyone else someone might have been hurt, well, other than the mugger.

-Al

>>722792703
Good point. I'm just lonely :)
Fae

>>722792649
The time I put into the relationship was 13 years through. Not months.

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>>722792322
i wouldnt mind a good spankinggggg

not really, i just want my tea to cool down

>>722792498
alright, no effort to get a job, i love that

>>722792703
Really? That's interesting.

>>722792674
You're too lewd, but we love you anyway.

-Nico

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>>722792649
I'm sorry to hear about your breakup. But 3 years is more than enough of a brooding period. You know just as well as I do that it is time to get back to work, and kudos for recognizing that.

I'm not Reimu, but if I may, could I ask a few clarifying questions? What has you so overwhelmed in life?

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>>722792856
Y-Yeah, w-what kind of person would want to be spanked, haha...

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>>722792794
You seem to really like to abuse your powers.

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>>722792504
You are done for

*gives her tea with lots of sleep pills*

fufufufufu

>>722792856
Kill two birds with one stone, let your tea cool down while i spank you!

*spanks*

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>>722792495
Eh. I never cared much for Dragon Age. And anyway, imo, it wasn't just the ending that was bad.
>>722792498
Wow... You're a badass, Ai. And that fucking sucks. I'm glad he got what he deserved, though. Are you sure you're alright? I'm sure your nerves are at east shot, right?
>>722792674
Hah, yeah right.
>>722792711
S-shut up! Shut up! I'd destroy them this time! B-besides, I have an ace up my sleeve...
>>722792794
*causes you to have an erection with my body*

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>>722792649
Get a job, drown your sorrow spending money in material pocesions. It'll keep the toughts at bay for a long while.
>>722792849
-pats- There there.

>>722792498
I've been resting today and even taken the night off of martial arts to ensure I heal.
Be sure you drive safe madam, it's no good if you get hurt.

-phi

>>722792963
Just starting over in general.

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>>722793095
i demand pats >:c

>>722793020
No, I've been through worse. It was nothing compared to the gang wars when I was a kid. Also I went to a mercenary group to make some money early on, but I ended up being fired after finishing training because I couldn't take orders well enough. To be honest, I think the commander just had a problem with me though.

-Al

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>>722793020
>>722793004
>>722792794
There must be a way to stop this indecency. I know!

*posts buff riku*

>>722793020
*causes you to have a body with my erection*

>>722792812
So he wasn't even good with the knife? That is sad...
Now if you're actually good with a butterfly knife you can open them almost as fast as a spring loaded one, but if you're trash with one that's pretty lame.

I'm glad you were there to stop him from potencially harming others, though sorry for your eggs.

-phi

>>722786716
What anime is this character from?

Daily reminder that 4chan is now a french website
>>722787167

>>722793004
*doesn't... drink the tea?*
Are you trying to roofie me, f'real?
>>722793271
lol
>>722793252
I won't say much about that but... Good for you, Ai. Seriously.
>>722793291
oops.
~Reisen

That's all for tonight, folks. Thanks for coming, as always.

~Reimu

>>722792936
I wuv you too <3

~Lewdmu

>>722793364
Yeah, I know. I've got a two butterfly knives myself. One for tricks, and one for an actual knife, even though I suppose it actually isn't a butterfly knife. The Oscar is a pretty good way of opening if you do it right and can get it open as fast or faster than anything except a fixed knife.

>>722793482
It's not that big of a deal, technically its a bad thing since I basically failed after training. My family has been either mercenaries or army personnel for at least a little while for the past 5 generations, so its kinda a tradition which I broke.

-Al

>>722793482
Then i'll just force you, you give me no option. I was going for peaceful ways

>>722793646
Thank you for the thread and for not bullying me today!

-Taiga

>>722793454
oh ho ho c'est bonne ca la lol
fae

>>722793646
oh, only one thread tonight? that is a very large shame, but i understand, your sick, and you need to get some rest

-quetz

>>722793646
Well, goodnight.

-Nico

>>722793646
Goodnight, Reirei. I hope you get better!

~Lewdmu

>>722793646
Get rested and see you later :) Fae

>>722792812
I'm sure he tried his best, working with what he had on hand. His only mistake was not finding a weaker target and now he paid the price for his error.

>>722793121
Well done. It's nice to have an assistant that can self-regulate themselves. And thank you, I will. No fast-lane for me tonight.

>>722793138
Starting over is what is overwhelming you? Beginning again at zero isn't too bad; at the very least you're not digging yourself out a hole. But you may be looking at the overall picture and not narrowing your focus onto intermediate steps. You said you're not sure what to pursue. Well, for starters, what is it that you like? How old are you? What is your educational background? Any skills you could offer?

Don't try to take on the enormity of the task at hand in it's entirety. Baby steps instead, right?

-2B

>>722793717
My butterfly is cheap and keeps most of the weight in its handles which makes some tricks awkward.

I've tried the Oscar a few time but usually nearly maim my hand. My brother can do it decently though.

-phi

>>722793646
G'night Reimu

>>722793899
I made a new thread by the way. If you want to continue conversations you can do so over here.

-Al

>>722793884
Thanks. I was hoping for s reading for shits and giggles sake.

>>722793884
Good. Your wellbeing matters a great deal to many. Myself included.

-phi

>>722793884
Yeah, I just wish people would just ask for help rather than try to mug me. I would have helped if he just asked for some money or something.

>>722793967
I can do it pretty well, its the only time I would ever use a butterfly knife in a fight.

-Al

>>722794208
I have a smith and Wesson collapsible baton I like to keep on me. If worse comes to worse I think I'd use that.

-phi

>>722793646
tnx for thread Reimu
cya to all from me to i have to head to work
-Ed

>>722786587
Rollloollo

>>722792504
I'm too late to reply and wew. Lewd. Don't mind if I save(^:

>shinoa