>hear noises from your sons room >door is locked but accidentally

Close the door quietly and give my son his privacy

be happy he found a girl.

>>722780762
Remove my pants and take his place

>>722780762
>door is locked but accidentally left open
what the actual fuck nigger

>>722780762
teach my son a lesson by getting out my foot long python of a dick and showing him what a dildo can't reach while I have his girl friend choke him with her puny little strap on

Ask if I can go next. Also source please

>>722781260
the locking mechanisms built into many doorknob sets can be activated regardless if the door is fully closed or not
obviously leaving the door open a crack invalidates the purpose of the locking mechanism but accidents happen

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I'd climb into that strange cage in the background and start making bird noises.

>>722780762
laugh at his pathetic sex dungeon and retire into mine

Prepare anus

>>722781936
Small wonder your son is a fucking mess.
>my sides though

>>722782856
That's my wife's son...

>>722783452
she looks creepily like that feminist chick
sarkesian... or whatever
:|

>>722783452
She looks happy with herself.

Leave them to it, and laugh like a motherfucker.

Kinky bastard. Like Father, like Son. (and mother, too.) it seems.

A little later I might wonder how on earth he got the metal frame and cage in without me noticing, though.

"Daughter why you do this?"

>>722785657
She is a gold fish.

>>722781260
lol

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Welp. At least he's not gay.

>>722780762
disrobe and replace that machine

>>722780762
Turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>722780762
Blast full noise the Jackass Party boy music theme

Just the first part on repeat

>>722786877
From 0:00-0:29
>On repeat
>Full volume
https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=DVZDhNOIYHs

>>722786533
>>722786877
>>722787144
Holy fuck all back to back dubs i got

>>722786877
thats actually not terrible music to have sex too unless it really tickles your funny bone

Ask my daughter if they want anything for dinner, because obviously they figured out that shes in charge today.

Go over to my wife and see how shes doing with training our youngest.

Average day, why do you ask?

request more

>>722780762
ask him where he found that vid.

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>>722787289