I HAVE FINALLY DONE IT, BOYS! I've OVERCOME /b/ !!! >Traps

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not so fast OP

first you have to explain this picture

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>>722768102
I've thought this for a while, and have left /b/efore.
You'll be back.
Don't forget
>You're here forever

>>722768102
And these dubs say you're wrong and a faggot! Check

>>722768516
Em

>>722768516
You should leave in embarrassment

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>>722768264

goodness, I ... I ...
give me a minute

>>722768516
Youre a fucking idiot

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>>722768516
>>722768550
foul-mouthed anon can't even dub

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>>722768102

Yo OP, if I get Quads, you have to post a picture of your nipples. Time stamped.

>>722768859

Oh shit, rerolling real quick

>>722768516
Fucking b8
Neck yourself fgt

>>722768516
If I get "dubs", you're a retarded faggot

>>722768102
Solid picture

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>>722768859
I ... I ... might have to consider the chances.
Years of GET threads have made me weak.

>>722769005

Thank you, I've been told I look good for my asl

>>722768264

I ... I have to admit. I haven't seen anything like that since the exhibition of Hieronymus Bosch. But what you showed me now seems much brighter and more obscene. I can't say if it is connected to purgatory. But I think I would probably suck it.

>>722768415

Please, good Sir, let me go in peace! I've learned my lesson, please!
/b/ is making my head spin.

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>>722768788
Aw shit!

>>722769891
You're damn right I dub whenever I feel like it.

>>722768264
>>>/d/

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>>722770101

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>>722770101

In all these years, I haven't diverged to other boards. Don't tempt me, anon!

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>>722770294
/d/ is calling you...

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>>722770394

Please, for the love of all that's holy, don't tempt me in this hour. I'm trying to come to terms with my 56k dial-up.

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>>722770850

Please.
Just please stop.
I can't bear to learn another set of rules.
My right hand cramps up from tendinitis

>>722768102
Best new pasta in a while....

Not bad OP.

I honestly rate 8/8. No h8.

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>>722771037

I appreciate your acknowledgment, but I mean to leave soon. I will keep you in my heart, anon.

... Just remember, don't feed the troll.
And take care, there's a lot of b8 out there, my friend.

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>>722770990
the power of /d/ compels you

>>722771037

Screencap me and keep my memory, if thou wisheth so.

>>722768102
if dubs or higher, you're not going anywhere bitch

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>>722771502

Please, this is insane! I didn't mean to laugh tonight. How do these nymphs survive without intestines? I can't stop laughing.

Please /b/, they say travelers shall not be stopped. Don't tempt me anymore, my penis is old and sore.

>>722771715

You've tried your best, but you witnessed by GET:

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>>722768788

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>>722771855
what's that you say? you want more?

>>722771960

Now this has gone too far. You have damaged my memory of sweet old HANA BARBERA cartoon Flinstones.
Why does Wilma have such gigantic tits all of a sudden?
In such 4K quality?

This is heresy to animation.

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>>722772181
*fixed my memory
*This is orthodoxy to animation

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>>722772417

goodness, I remember these cursed creatures, but chased by a urinating, floating penishand?

I ... I'm losing again.
Don't draw me into your darkness, /b/
I was about to come clean.

>>722772828

Thank goodness, I can't open it.

>>722772828

My face formed an expression that I haven't seen before.

>>722773060

Please. not my powerpuff grills!

>>722768788
Checked on a non check.

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>>722773188

Dubs have never forsaken me, unlike you, >>722773262
>>722773354
... anon!

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You're not going anywhere oldfag...

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Good for you Anonymous! I'm proud of you and I hope you go on to do great things!

I'll kindly sage this thread to speed you on your journey. Remember, you're always welcome back here too. But if you ever come back, I hope you'll share your newfound wisdom with others here and lift them up instead of sinking back to our level.

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>>722773482

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>>722773651

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>>722773482

I did as you wished.
I've posted in GET threads until I got dubs, even quads!
I .. I can't prove it anymore. Everything I ever did 404'd ...

>>722773631


I'm so close to accepting my faith once and for all. Please, let me live again, /b/
No more instant soups! My ass hurts from sitting for hours.

>>722773651
>>722773737
You birds are born free, lucky creatures of the sky!

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>>722773737

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>>722773808

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>>722773804
>>722773819
>>722773832
>>722773842
>>722773873


The rare "titted Lama". It reminds me of my long dead son, he was a sound cloud, as he used to say.

>>722774068

Poor man. If I could, I would call for the med fags around here to assess your condition, but alas, I am about to leave!

Hopefully, you can still choke your chicken, anon.

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>>722774258
Bob Ross has been invoked... good luck leaving now mortal...

Oi Wut just happen.

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>>722768102
this guy gets it

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>>722774258

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>>722774342

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>>722768102

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>>722774258

Wait, I know the man! A gifted and talented artists, rarely seen without bell-bottombed pants. I wonder what became of him.

>>722768102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3IB7krSC0k
can you not respond to this?

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>>722774434
He still lurks but his fingers have worn past nubs and he must sit in silent wonder at what sights I show him, forever unable to respond except with tears of joy or terror.

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>>722774479

I've seen this savage behaviour time and again.
It turns my guts to see such fine milk go to waste.

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>>722774554
>>722774639

Please, my fellow anons, you are reminding me of times in which /b/ used to be a merry place where you could have a gay time. Such times have long since passed, I have witnessed many GETS and rarely any authentic wincest material.

Please, fellow anons, see with my eyes, see what I see. It is futile to dwell here anylonger, truly FUTILE. I shall run into the night and never return. I will install a child safety lock and deliberately forget the password. This shall be my last move.
Cherish my memory dearly!

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>>722774973
Very well oldfag. I shall post merely to honour your passage as the requiem of your departure to a better place.

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>>722775283
me too

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>>722774789

Bob was an able man, but I once met him on the road at night, driving back to page 10

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>>722774973
I'll never forget you, Santa!

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>>722775283

>>722768102
someday brother...

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>>722775401

>>722768102
Despite all this, OP, you still lost the Game.
Just like you, Anon, reading these words.

>>722768102
you're my hero

>>722775606
Nah I already won the game saw a post that told me so.

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>>722774319
>>722775353
>>722775401
>>722775478

My goodness, you make me wonder, where do you get all this pictures of distorted creatures?
Answers me this, as a last wish. I shall not return, well, maybe just a little bit, just to get my remaining luggage and have a last peak.

>>722775606
We shall see, my friend. I will work hard not to return. My sore fingers and poor posture will be gone in a few weaks.

>>722768102
>>Traps are just girls with dicks, they are human beings.
/b/ overcame you

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>>722775803
>I shall not return, well, maybe just a little bit

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>>722775947

I owe it to a helpless lolichan I've met around here years ago. She might be of legal age by now, so not interest to anyone, left to die in the depths of page 11.

I have a few last errands to run, but god forbid shall I ever return to the wretched pool of sins that is the 4chan.

>>722776102

You probably underestimate the amount of detail and verbatim translation that this picture shows according to the notorious Revelation to John.

>>722776298
Please elaborate

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>>722775803
Only partly me; but I also have grey in my bush and madness in my heart; I have lurked long in the dusty corners of this filthy hovel and acquired many relics of ages past... behold! Look upon our once mighty works and despair!!!

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>>722771502

>>722776436

Well for one, it speaks of a creature decending from the heavens with seven "heads". This queen rides a creature of seven schlongs, notably one uncut schlong.

man is reduced to a shivering, begging creature and the rivers turn to blood. money is worthless, unless you wear the number of the beast.

>>722768102
But you're still mad white boi

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>>722776515

I have memes so old, not even my grandmother would remember. And she died in the 1999 Matrix William Gibson cyberwars against Russia.

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>>722774202
He has ascended past chocking the chicken, now he IS the chicken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>722776788

Dubs are capable things. I shall miss dubs. When I was young, we used to get trips and listen to Jimmersen Hendric.

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>>722777104
>Jimmersen Hendric

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>>722776964
Oh my, what terrible times...

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>>722777452
>>722777337

If NEDM rings a bell, you understand my pain.

When I was young, we used to make ytmnd's all day long and hang out on myspace.

We shall get to 777777
If I do, I will leave 4ever

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>>722777791
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO OO O O O OO O OO O O OO O O O OO OO

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>>722778264

I shall be reborn!
Await my return.

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Godspeed grey bush; may your travels take you far from this miasma of soulless devils but if it brings you back may your darkened heart be cheered to see it's awful sights once more.

>>722778764

JEEsus Christ!

>>722773060
is nothing sacred

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>>722780172
nope

>>722780373

Where do all these top keking pictures come from, the day I want to leave the chan forever???

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>>722780790
they came from the internet

>>722780988

The silliness of these images makes me homesick. Damn you, 4chan! I want you back!
But the good 4chan, not the trap-infested, wincesting, autistic 4chan!

I shall retreat for a couple of days and make up my mind in celibacy.

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>>722781319
okeydokey, hurry back, water's getting cold already

>>722768102
>I would do what any decent human being would do: ask her to put some cloths on and go to college
you'd ask a 7 yo to go to college?

>>722781764

I probably would. You can't ask a 7yr a whole lot of stuff, except wheither light is a particle or a wave.

>>722768102
congrats, you are now a legatso thinker. welcome to reality.

>>722782096
What is "legatso" exactly, dear anon?

>>722781568
My god, a bath with KAAAAHN and the silly Hobbit guy. They seem awfully familiar!
I think the one on the left is a famous singer.

>>722782219
SP error of "legitso" as in the slang reference to "legit" plus a magical fuckery of hogwarts adding the "so" to convey some spell-work.