I'm thinking about moving to Japan. If i started dating someone over there would it be weird if I made her call me "Senpai"?
Yes, very you weeb shit
>>722768047
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>>722768679
Do other people do that
>>722768047
Of course it would be weird you no-life cunt. I hope youve got enough money to pay her by the hour because being around your fat sorry ass sounds taxing
>>722768047
Yeah, yeah that's weird and cringy too
>>722768958
I died
>>722768958
>>722768970
Okay but is it really that uncommon people do that?
>>722768958
Also I'm not fat or ugly. I'm a solid 6/10
>>722768047
>dating out of your race
u crazy
>>722770070
Japanese women are better that white. They have better values and theyre less whorey
>>722770198
>I have never met a Japanese women in my entire life
>>722769734
Haha, you're just 6/10
I am a god among people
My dick is well sized
I have a great gf I will wife
I am working out and am fit
My gf would call me senpai if I told her to :)
But you don't have to believe me, I just came here to brag about how everything I do and am is gold (except for my job which is shit but I'm working on that)
>>722769734
>not ugly
>6/10
That may be, but you're not attractive either. You're not gonna be a stud in nuketown just cause you're white, nips have standards too.
>>722770198
>They have better values and theyre less whorey
lol
>>722770680
Sounds like you're a narcissist
>>722768933
The people who even want to do this don't get girlfriends in the first place.
>>722768047
Remember weeb, there's no subtitles in real life.
>>722770775
That and pride are my downfalls but I pretty much love everything about life and myself so I have no reason not to be so
>>722770680
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
No use hiding the fact the you touch yourself to Nichijou, friendo. You're among your peers.
>>722770906
I speak a little Japanese. And i plan on learning more soon
>>722771033
Idk what nichijou is but I do touch myself infront of porn if that's what you meant
And infront of my said gf who I love and loves me back
>imma tell my gf right now that next time we meet she should call me senpai, it's a nice idea
>>722771061
>a little Japanese
>a little
So you can barely speak Japanese, you're clearly deluded as to what Japanese women and culture are like but you plan to fly over to Japan and get a girlfriend?
Go back to watching anime, you autistic sperglord
>>722771273
Nobody cares faggot
>>722771376
I'm about to take a Japanese class and then go over there and teach english
>>722771273
>im so great
>look at how great i am
>soooo great
>lookat me
>thats me
>im great
>>722770680
Prove it bitch
>>722770836
/thread
>>722771571
...says the person who asked /b/ if it would be weird to make his girlfriend call him senpai
Just fuck off dude.
You know there wont be subtitles, right?
>>722771782
What
>>722771912
I'm going to learn more
>>722771948
You're either retarded, or not op.
>>722772149
He's not OP.
>>722771578
>>722771630
I really can't prove it, but I'm satisfied with what I have and am going to get more and I just felt like bragging about it
Tbh though, I wish every good person on the planet would have a good life maybe almost as good as mine :)
>>722772296
Sonds like you gotta a baby dick
>>722772406
If that's what you wanna think sure
I will not share my dick though, it is my instrument and shall only be used as I please and when I please, peasant
>>722772626
Baby dick bitch
>>722768047
>>722772626
>peasant
/pol/ is better for LARPing
>>722768047
Unless you're successful they don't want you
>>722768047
Haha this is going to work out juuuuusssst fine for you OP.
Fuck off callum
>>722773153
Enlighten me, what is LARPing?
Also, pol is not my thing in general i am more of a /a/ /v/ /k/ /diy/ /g/ kinda guy
>>722773105
Is this real? Are there really people like this?
>>722773498
>/a/
>/v/
>/g/
Holy fucking shit you're autistic. You have less than zero credibility now that you've said that.
Google LARP you sperg.
>>722768703
Die spamfag
>>722773498
You sir are the biggest fag in the thread. Congrats