Do americans really measure temperature by sticking thermometer

Yes, done a lot during penis inspection day

>>722765250
We measure everything like that. Height, width, temperature of liquids, personalities, you name it.

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hell even mouth sounds retarded to me

can confirm

the deeper the more accurate

>>722765298
penis inspection day?

>>722765250
Privyet, comrade. I can confirm this isj true. I was in America for many months, I know people told me about this method. American is weirdest country.

>>722765250
thermometer in OP's pic is way to small for an accurate temperature reading.

>>722765250
I put 3 in and get the average as they have a tendency to vary. You know with all hot spots and everything. Works for me every time

>>722765250
I stick it in my dna. It pays to be through sometimes.

>>722765388
Umm yah? Its mandatory in American High Schools?

>>722765788
its a troll.
BAIT FOR ALL THE NON AMERICANS HERE.
I fell for it too

>>722765250
I've only had temporal scanners or the under the tongue thermometer at the doctor's. They go for armpit with my kids.

yeah i get my parents to rape me with one of those every week. i pretend im just sick so :p

>>722765983
newfag, everyone knows Penis Inspection Day is real. It's every year in high school.

>>722765983
yall dont get penis inspection day? At our school the janitor would do it

>>722765983
dude I had penis inspection day up until my senior year, I couldn't play sports with out it

>>722765250
The best way to check a child's temperature.

does it work to test you temperature with a penis?

>>722765250
Yes, it also doubles as a smell recorder.

>>722765983
I almost missed my prom because my dick wasn't properly inspected.

>>722765298
Holly shit I was told penis inspection day was when a penis inspect's you

>>722766550
op is a pro at this and he probably uses it as an excuse to suck dicks

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>>722765250
Yup, usually around penis inspection day

>tfw always have healthy penis

>>722765250
No, just your anus. You actually FELL for that?

>>722765250
We also check for pulses using this method

>>722765331
Hey now, that's a pretty spicy Meme you got there, how much are you charging?

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I got an 87 on mine

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Dudes, I got these zig zaggy lines all over my unit. What's the deal here?

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My mom says I have a healthy penis. My 3 sisters all agree. How come I have to show the nurse?
I've shown her 4 times already this year!

>>722765250
The first medical, rectal, thermometer was invented by the English physician Sir thomas Clifford Allbut in 1866.

>>722765250
Not very often, and pretty strictly within a medical setting. At home, we use mouth, ear, or forehead thermometers.

>>722768566
pencil dick lol

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>>722769009

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I didn't really mind the penis inspection, but when they got the girls in my class to volunteer, I wasn't too sure about it!

>>722768696
>this

During 1947, the Penis Inspection Act was passed that made it so american high schools had to inspect the penises of the students to assure health.

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They were inspecting every boys penis, so the teachers had to 'lend a hand'

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I also passed the 'stiffness test'

We had them in elementary school as part of our 'physical'.

>>722765322
Underrated post

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>>722765250
MuriKKKans measure most things with their anuses.

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Some of the moms were there to help with the inspections too.