going on my first date in over a year. met her on tinder.... dubs decides what the first words i say to her are.
i molest children
Uhh, I have to admit... I'm actually gay and did this to fool my friends.
>>722759883
gl op
Tere! Tahat sä peenis?
Can i imagine gassing the jews while hotboxing you with my farts
>>722759922
fuck you.
>>722759810
>>722759883
THIS PLEASE HAHAHAHA
next dubs decides what i tell her my fetish is. obviously i molest children, so that is not my fetish.
>>722760036
you wanna fuck your mom
>>722760036
i molest children in daredevil suit
>>722760105
and you did
>>722760036
traps
"Can you buy me GTA money?"
im a faggot who likes boi pussy
>>722759810
You look convincing for a boy thats transitioning so long! I had to meet you.
>>722760344
fuck
>>722760344
thats not a fetish... i'll say it just because dubs tho
>>722760344
Fuck.
Yes.
>>722760036
I like to tongue punch an unwiped fartbox
>>722759810
Tits or gtfo
>>722760803
i genuinely do enjoy that actually.
i told the last girl i was with that on our first date and our date ended with me eating her ass. good d8 m8
>>722760885
ohhhh good one
>>722759810
You don't look like a trap.
Sorry, im a litte short on money. McDonalds?
>>722759810
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me.
>>722759810
hmm i liked your profile pic more where you dont wear any bottom
do you think tinder is not serious buissness that you litteraly lied with your attitude
i only are looking for some good ferengina style women but well there are some other girls here so good night cya
>>722761092
And it's a winner.
>>722761064
we already planned what we're doing.
some food, ice skating, ice cream. then a place i like to call "anal point"
>>722761088
got it
Eww, cooties, get away from me
>>722761088
https://youtu.be/tDu-fGp_A9Y
i like when femals wear shrek costume when i bang them, i hope you alrdy have one they are not cheap, babydoll
>>722759810
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
So do you have any kids?
Do you have a playstation or an xbox i could borrow
>>722759922
Wasted it, you turd.
>>722759810
Hey, my fetish is to bunk out hairs from muff. Do you have some?
>>722759810
is that her? she's fucken cute as fuck
>>722759810
Pic Anon.
Take my mixtape, its fire. Then hand her a CD
The don says hi, then you stab her
I can't believe there are blokes desperate enough to fuck you.
I like tran