>Walk into your house >You find Cara Delevingne standing

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breed untill my house has the same amount of humans as the rest of the earth

Call 911...she must be a homeinvador

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>722759682

>sensible chuckle.png

>>722759126
give her career advices and inspect her penis

>>722759989
You'd run right into her, you fucking asshole.

>>722759126
Eggs 360 ... that sort of thing

>>722760199
>he cant even moonwalk
fag

>>722759126
shove her head up my dog's asshole

>>722759126
lick her sweet pussy and anus then fuck her senseless and impregnate her, then proceed to make her ass loose from daily abuse

>>722759126
Get my shot gun, shove it up her ass and pull the trigger.

Bitch broke into my house, I need to defend my property.

>>722760199

hello newfriend

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>>722759126

make her some bacon.

>>722759126
She can cook. Really good. I push her into the kitchen order 24h produce and dont let het leave until she has five major meals for the week.
Then she can go and put her tight tgirl body somewhere else.

>be me
>feeling like shit
>walk into house
>see random white chick in home
>slowly, and cautiously make my way to the kitchen
>grab a knife
>stab stupid bitch her mouth
>she, and others ruined joker, and batman
>cut off her forearm, and shove it up my ass
>cut her face off
>dye my hair blonde
>staple her face to mine
>rip it off, because I put it on backwards
>pretend to be her

>>722759126
lick her eyebrows and pee in her butt

>>722759126
i dont know who that is but id be lik "ayyy lmao"

>>722759682
kek'd softly

>>722760199
newfag detected

Push her into the nearest oven.

>>722759126
I guess I'd have to call my girlfriend over. She's ambisexual.

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>>722759126
pretty sure we'd end up doing whatever she had in mind when she came to my house in the first place.

>>722759682
kek

>>722759126
lick her vulva until her eyebrows fly off

>>722759126
Turn 720 degrees and walk away.

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Lick her sweaty stinky asshole.

>>722759682
THIS

Punch that ugly cunt in the face

>>722759682
kekek
btw it's kind of low.
XD

>>722763697
Nghfff

Get her the fuck out of my house, and lock behind, she's fucking annoying and doesn't have a single spark of talent.

>>722759126
Have her watch me suck cock.

send her on her way. bitch must be lost.

>>722759126

film sex video and sell for millions

>>722759126
Ask her how to pronounce her last name. Then turn 270 degrees and walk away.

tell her to gtfo!

>>722759126
check my map, i must be walking in circles

Get her a bowl of eggs and some water

Beg Her to bully me , insult me , spit loogies on me , and then when i'm really horny , shit or piss on me .

>>722761647

>rip it off, because I put it on backwards

LOL

Ask her if shes got it

>>722761647
>and shove it up my ass

Bravo good sir, bravo.

>>722765175
This exactly! I'd pay every dime I earn for the rest of my life for that.

>>722765348
Anon <3

wonder what I did to deserve such as punishment

>>722759682

you so funny, fam.

be a lil more original next time tho, yeah.

proly cry and hyperventilate cause I'm a beta fag and girls make me nervous

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Fuck her feet

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>>722759126
you know....
the 360 stuff.

Tell her that there is no women in my house for her to have sex with.