>be loving black husband >friend calls and says he got

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>be loving black husband
>friend calls and says he got this cool new radio
>says I have to come try it out
>read online that hotel rooms have the best acoustics
>rent one out with the money I worked for to test the stereo's sound quality
>me and friend meet up at hotel room
>last dwellers left rose petals and lit candles everywhere
>bro points out how big the tub is
>thinks it would be the best place to test the new radio
>both of us consent and assert "no homo"
>get in tub, which was already filled
>stereo is great, has the aesthetic quality of a 1900s cassette player
>psycho wife comes in, throws my friend's beloved stereo into the tub in a fit of primal rage, killing both of us, and posts the video online

Why do women do these things /b/?