anon, what's the best life advice you've ever

>>722752940
Trust no one not even in your family.
Learn from your mistakes, but learn from the mistakes of others as well.
Speak out your idea no matter how stupid it is.
Always put your needs before others.
Cherish life as today and tomorrow is considered as a blessing.
Don't befriend everyone.
Love yourself before anybody else.

>>722752940

The relationship between employer and employee is primarily adversarial; if you are at odds with stealing from them, rest assured that they are already stealing from you.

>>722752940
Always give a nigga sauce/link.

>>722752940
Don't trust niggers and never loan anyone money and expect it back.

>>722752940
name?

>>722753673
there are actually good advices, thanks.
>im not op btw

>>722754282
Kendall Woods

>>722754317
thanks she's hot

>>722752940
ALWAYS wipe front to back.

>>722752940
1. Keep your eye on the ball.
2. Never stick your dick in crazy. If you didn't know beforehand, run like hell when you figure it out.
3. Around blacks, never relax.

invest in bitcoin

Avoid crackers. They crazy

>>722752940
"Kill yourself faggot"

>>722752940
You make your own suffering, situations are what you make of it.

>>722753673
continued
Keep your friends and family close, but bring your enemies closer. (I think that is the saying?)
>>722753673
Cherish the little things in life.
Circumstances of your birth is irrelevant, what you do with the gift of life is up to you.
Don't continue living in the past learn from it and move on,
Keep moving forward.
When you see a chance take it no matter what.
Age is just a number do whatever the fuck you want.
You can instantly end a really good friendship by loaning a friend money.
Think before you speak.
Find yourself before judging others.
Read a book once in a while.

>>722752940
Just because I fuck your Mom doesn't mean I love you as much as your sister, but I do make love to your sister as much as I do to your mother okay buddy boy.

>>722753673
>>722755178
Very wise

Objectivism vs relativism . Aka truth vs "I do what I want" 2017 mentality. Thank you philosophy, you gonna make me rich.

>>722752940
Die young, and if you can't do that, then make everyone else miserable around you by becoming a vegan, Democrat, or a vegan Democrat.

>>722754442
*thinks she's hot

make a 5 year plan with obtainable goals and keep reflecting on how to achieve it

The answer to 99 out of 100 questions is money

Rule 21: Enjoy the little things.

>>722753833
>Rob your employer.
I would if I could get away with it.

>>722755783
>>722755783
>The answer to 99 out of 100 questions is money
Literally solves so many problems.
Anyway, what does one do once the attain wealth enough to not need to work

>>722752940
>recieved; Never go to bed angry with your S/O. It doesnt matter who is right or wrong, apologize before bed.
My wife and I have been doing this for years and we keep tally whose turn it is to apologize so it evens out. We have never gone to bed mad and we fight so rarely, we think arguing over takeout is a big fight.

>>722755178
Continued again (sorry for english)
Don't sweat over small stuff in life.
Being a nice guy means not expecting anything in return.
Be open minded.
Ignorance is bliss.
If anyone tells you their dream that sounds stupid support them no matter what you never know how far they can go and it could benefit you.
Don't mess with quiet people as they are quiet ,but deadly.
The louder someone barks the less they talk.
Always land the first attack in a fight.
If someone picks a fight with you and all hope is lost just go naked (nobody wants to fight a naked person).
Be the black sheep in the cattle.
Stop watching TV especially the news.
Be nice to people as you never know when you may need their help in the future.
Talk to a homeless person as they all have a unique story to tell.
Don't let dreams just be dreams make a move already.
Being rejected is better than living with disappointment that you never made a move.
Treat others as you wish to be respected.
Save a certain amount of money per week such as £5 per week you never know when you need that extra money.
Eat less fast food and eat more home cooked food.

Don't spend beyond your means.

Save.

Heed advice from those older than you.

Treat people well and you will be treated well.

Don't believe a liar.

>>722752940
Best advice I gave was "BLACK ASSSSSSS MUTHAFUCKA BLACK MUTHAFUCKIN ASSSS NIGGAAAA"

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>>722753673
>Always put your needs before others.

>>722756643
Fucking not work, what do you think dude?

I would travel, gym, bang bitches, gym, travel, eat, gym, bang bitches.

>>722752940
Best advice I got:
Don't ever get emotionally attached to anyone, they'll only let you down.

>>722755006
Found the worthless nigger.

>>722756415
mein neger

>>722757320
Yea that's all I want to do too actually.
I just mean, if you have NOTHING to worry about, won't you go a little crazy

>>722756643
>Anyway, what does one do once the attain wealth enough to not need to work
Find other things to work on, other endeavours - donate for cancer research, create a social good programme, create a massive piece of modern art (not degenerate). Literally, the world is your oyster. Unambitious people who stop dreaming with lots of money aren't characteristic of people who earnt their money though - just trust fund babies, or lotto winners.

>>722756856
Where you from dude?
I use a lot of these for my own personal life philosophy.

>>722756643
Yeah, don't do this.
>>722757546
> donate for cancer research

Unless you were going to give you money to a fund-raising racket anyway with the pretense of 'curing cancer', you know, so they can stop collecting tax-free untraceable cash money on behalf of it....

>>722757798
Yeah, so create your own foundation so you know where the money is going - afterall, you have nothing better to do?

Also, what you said is why I don't donate to charity. I don't trust others to do good things with my money. I save it and do good with it myself.

First you get good, then you get fast...
You get paid the same to march or fight....
Be nicer to people you dislike...

>>722752940
women are attention whores

>>722752940
one of the best I ever got was "dont waste time putting effort into a friendship/relationship when they're not returning as much effort".

I was travelling an hour each way every weekend to catch up with friends in a city I used to live in but whenever it came to returning the favour to the quiet beach town I'd moved to they never once bothered. "Oh it's so far" "An hour? fuck I dun know man" n shit.

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>>722753673
>Trust no one
What a sad life you must lead...

If i only fucked the pretty ones, i wouldnt have fucked much

>>722752940
Man up.

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>>722756856
>Ignorance is bliss.
Trash philosophy for morons to make themselves feel good about being stupid.

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>>722753673
>>722755178
Posted from mom's basement on her Wi-Fi from an optimistic 37 year old with no guilt in mind for being a neet with a positive outlook on life.
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>>722756643
Yea but often the solution is "not money".
>Get a good job, save up and work hard so you have $50k by the time you're 25 or 30.
>Put it in a bank account no-one knows of
>if you live or move between multiple countries, keep half your money in each, send it back/forth when exchange rate changes
>dont ever get a credit card, everyone who gets one is broke

Then spend your 30's working a chill, comfy job you fucking enjoy with no stress and no financial worries. Use this time to find a waifu, travel, do drugs, raise a family, whatever you want.

>>722758586

self-projection at its finest

>>722757919
>I save it and do good with it myself.
FUCK YEAH nigga, heall yeah! Everyone needs to do this.

>>722756856
Continued again x2
Don't get emotionally attached to a prostitute
Take care of your hygiene, brush your teeth and tongue thoroughly.
The rich dress poor; the poor dress rich now which one are you?
Carry a maximum of two credit cards.
Never put your phone on vibrate/silent in case of an emergency or it goes missing.
Allow your smartphone to be tracked online.
Be careful of any decisions that you make as they can alter how the future is in a big way.
Don't judge a book by its cover.
Always talk to your partner about any STDs before having sex even though it is embarrassing.
Get checked up at the dentist every 6 months.
If a product is dramatically cheaper than what is should be don't buy it as it could be fishy..
Don't let others copy your work.
Be true to yourself.
If you are an atheist don't tell other people that you are in order to prevent an argument.
If you wish to save a snap on snapchat without letting the other person know follow these steps:
>tap on the received image
>go on airplane mode
>screenshot the image
>close the app
>go back in
>you have successfully saved a pic without letting the other person being notified.
Do something that you fear each week.
Learn how to cook for yourself.
Exercise.
Play games in moderation.
Masturbate in moderation too as it feels great each time.
Try to drink more water.
Instead of buying bottled water drink water from the tap at home.
Don't pay for an anti-virus software.
Backup your system once in a while.
Defragmentate your hard drives.
Save your work on the cloud and through an external drive once in a while.

With Jews, you lose
Around Blacks, never relax

Kill your self Fgt
Always givin this out As solid advice

>>722758586
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only thing hanging is my firehose cock, fag.

>>722758510
Being blissful isnt a fucking compliment. They are not trying to make themselves feel better. The saying shows envy over someone being so stupid they are ignorant to a burden.

>>722757663
I'm from the island of 419
In a nutshell, I'm a Nigerian prince.
My father the king has just died, he has millions of Naira saved in his account; I can make you rich. The only thing I need are you bank account details.
Send them to [email protected]

>>722755178
>>722753673
>>722758925
all generic stuff and it's all junk

The day before I married my wife, my mom told me, "Treat 'em mean to keep 'em keen."

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>>722758809
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Eat dirt, faggot. Your self projection mindset is only an echo down a chamber of infinite halls. Within each hall is something you haven't faced. Self project this, self project that, literally. I have to go take a dump, want to open up your mouth for me? I have worms and a hemroid problem. Just lick me clean please. That's all I ask of you. Open up your heart Mr. Phillip, the Philipean Philosopher from Portland.

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>>722752940
it was from a box of matches
>keep dry
>and away from children
that advice has served me well

>>722759130
let me try this here since 4chan blocks out details
name
John Dillabaugh
4810 RR#9
Alliston, ON

cc MC
5186 4800 3937 9726
vcc
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ex
10/18

dob 6/21/62

i hope this works! my dads gonna kill me if it shows up!!

>>722759379

this tryhard, jesus stop typing. a staffing agency shouldn't be too far from you

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>>722758809
>>722759379
Don't forget to eat dirt, ______. (Pic related)

>>722759379
spoken like a 16 year old with a thesaurus.

>>722759468
OHSHIT CAN ANYONE ELSE SEE THIS?????

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>>722759531
yes, and I have a nice new grow kit on the way

>>722752940
Don't get hit.

>>722759130
1 island away from blazing it all day every day, always. Prince nigger who lurks b all day

>>722753673
trust no one, not even yourself.

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>>722759531
>>722759620
>>722759468
OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT MUSHROOMS MUSHROOMS
OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT

Look up all sides of a story even if you don't agree with it.

You can't have an opiniln worth anything if you aren't well informed about the other side of the argument.

So many people form or copy an opinion over media, hear say, friends, family etc. It's insane.

Question everything until you are educated. Only then are you a real individual.

>>722759839
trust no one, not even yourself's self's self
>paki kid with gun.jpg

>>722752940
Don't get old.
Shit sucks.

>>722753673
>>722755178
these suck, you're just saying things that everyone already knows, or what you think people want to hear.

>Keep moving forward.
>Think before you speak.
>Find yourself before judging others.
wew, much wise

>>722759485
Ur moms a staffing agency you autistic fucking piece of horse SHIT LET ME GET IT TO YOU STRAIGHT MOTHER FUCKER I DROPPED OUT WHILE THE TOP IN MY CLASS DURING COLLEHE AND FICKED EVERY WOMEN IN SIGHT FOR 3 YEARS UNTIL MY COCK GREW FROM USING CONSTANT DIFFERENT PUSSIES AS A COCK PUMP and if you think someone on 4chin Ken tell me to fuk of den ur fullov cum m8

>>722755783
OP follow the 5 year plan like Darby "the krustation" Crash

>>722752940
you'll lose a lot of money chasing women
but
you wont lose as much women chasing money.

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>>722756415
99 problems and a bitch was only one

>>722752940
Never enough lube.

>>722752940
Say YES twice as much as NO.

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>>722756415
>Enjoy the little things.

>>722752940
Kill yourself...

>>722752940
>what's the best life advice you've ever gave/received ?
What the sauce to this is.
So what is it?

>>722757798
So donate directly to a university research lab?

The more time you spend comparing yourself to other people is time that could've been spent on improving yourself.

Our sentience is a torture device.

No one has any say in their future. Not the people crowding the streets nor do the richest men in the world have any absolute idea on how their life will play out.

>>722755783
stalin?

>>722760600
Why don't I donate to spoiled rich kid with no sense of value and who's mere whimsy costs as much as the next persons annual salary?
I mean, fuck universities. They are NO SHORTAGES THERE of fundraising and tuition gouging.

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>>722753673
no one

Thoughts create things

Understand Natural Law

>>722760978
thoughts are worthless, unless acted upon.

always post sources of porn webm

>>722761081
>thoughts (conscious or subconscious) precede all actions. so dont let jews corrupt your subconscious sensibility. teach your kids this, bc by time they learn on their own, it'll be a bit too late.

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>>722752940
>exotic4K
>4K

never skimp on shit that keeps you off the ground.
shoes, tires and beds

It's not debatable, thoughts create things whether consciously or not or believing it or not

>>722761347
everyone knows that thought comes before action, why would a jew make you think otherwise?

>>722761425
>bc this world is not real, it is merely a pre-structured projection of our own conscious energy.
>we truly wake up when we die from this fake dream

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>>722752940
Got this who from a friend when I was 25. Self evident, but blew my mind.

"If you do things the way you've always done them, you'll get the same results that you always got"

>>722761776
What is Seinfeld-tier philosophy

>>722752940

A human being in todays age is the most resourceful creature on the planet, be aware of what you are giving your attention and effort to.

Ask yourself at all times "What am I looking at?"

>>722761776
It's not wrong but sometimes I wish I could achieve exact repeatability by only doing the same things over and over, but somehow these other imposing factors (jews, cops, rats (actualy rats) tend to fuck up the equation.

stay away from niggers
if the niggers get too close, kill them

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>>722752940
My Lance-Corporal told me at weapons training before deployment;
"If the fucker looks like he's still alive shoot him again, if he looks suspicious shoot him again, if you're not sure shoot him again, in fact under no circumstances take any of the fuckers alive."

It was good advice that served me well.

>>722762179
>nuke everyone, if they try to talk to you nuke them and shoot them
yeah listen to this guy. this is the kind of genius you want to look up to.

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Don't speak unless spoken to. Don't kill unless killed to.

>>722762354
>yeah listen to this guy. this is the kind of genius you want to look up to.
But don't, under any circumstances, try to talk to him.

>>722753673
You sound bitter and angry

Never be afraid to give speeches because for 5-15 minutes people are required to listen to you

>>722762794
So?

>>722752940
>>722752940

My great-grandfather was actually an heir to the Lipton tea company/fortune. He then married my great-grandmother and was promptly cut off from the family as they didn't like her.

He told be something that has made me very successful in business.

"Anon, never think that you can't be successful in life. Whether you're building tables, fixing cars or running a store there will always be ways to create near infinite wealth for yourself. Anyone who says otherwise has quit far too early or hasn't failed enough times."

I make around $30k a month building websites.