so here's a story for you fags >be me 16 yo >get

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so here's a story for you fags

>be me 16 yo
>get invinted to party with 18 yo chicks
>time to lose that bloody virginity m8
>drink less than everyone but still get drunker than everyone
>make up story that you drunk more before coming to the party
>they don't fall for it
>they force you to drink more
>end up on the balcony of the house sleeping on he floor
>12 floors above ground
>chick is lying beside you
>lose virginity on the balcony
>cold as fuck even in summer
>wake up the next morning in the kitchen
>massive urge to shit
>ohliteralshit.jpeg
>run to the bathroom
>chick from last night is sleeping outside the door
>by the power of Exodia I have to be quiet
>backfires.vid
>massive fart and diarrhea wakes up everyone in the house
>fucking panic
>run out before anyone notices it was me and try to leave the house
>chick outside the door notices me
>diarrhea slides down beneath me trousers and to the floor
>learn the other day that she told everyone
>mfw they stopped hanging out with me
>mfw they all laugh at me
>mfw I still fucked that chick unprotected and came inside
>mfw she either aborted my son or I'm impotent