Hi, I'm Donald Trump, ceo of the United States of America and I've noticed a lot you anons have negative opinions of my policies. But what troubles me the most is your concerns about my wall. Let me tell you a little bit about why it is necessary.
It all started Monday last month when my man Mike Pence made a meme about Mexico whilst I was making love to Hillary Clinton, My long lascivious Lust Lance left her liver spotted love cave elongated and loosened, unfortunately, at the moment My monstrous meat missile made a mammoth mound of man cheese on her mature mammary milk mountains. The master ambassador and minister of Mexico was walking into the room, I guess they don't knock in Mexico... unwilling to accept this disrespect, I shot a steamy stream of sticky seminal sauce sizable enough to sufficiently sustain South Africa for seven seasons on his fissured facial features. The puddle of pearly penis paste dripped down onto the presidential Persian rug at which moment I told him I never wanted to see another bean brown border baby break the boundaries of decency ever again.. Your gonna love the way the wall looks, I guarantee it.
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nice alliterations, and obliteration of trump's character
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