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I'm 25 and live at home and still don't have my drivers

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I'm 25 and live at home and still don't have my drivers license. Last night my mom drove me to the gym then read a book in the car while waiting for me and drove me home.

Anyone else in a situation like this?
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>>722741654

You're a homosexual and your Mum is trying to shield your Dad from how much of a pussy their son is.
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>>722741654
You're such a fucking beta fag loser. What's your deal?
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>>722741767
I can bench 225 lil bitch
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>>722741922
Can't drive for medical reasons but i recently got my learners permit so ill get my full license soon
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>>722742049
And?
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>>722742085
I hope you do. You'll be just a regular fag like the rest of us when you get your regular license.
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>>722742271
At least my mom drives me places
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>>722742382
Yeah. That's true. At least she's not a bitch.
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Whoah what the fuck is going on with this post? OP has said some key words here: mom, gym, still live at home.

OP start dumping those mommy pics NOW!
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>>722741654
You should be extremely thankful to your mom driving you places and letting you still live with them at 25.

I would be extremely disappointed as a parent if my children lived home @25.

Got a job atleast? Do you pay your parents?
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>>722742548
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>>722741654
I'm 25 and still live at home. I can drive though and I go to work (manager at fast food place) and school.
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>>722741654
I'm 30, have a fiance, moved out at 18, and still dont have my drivers license.

I should get it though.
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>>722743029
How do you get a job without a drivers license? In Sweden it's pretty much a must if you want a job.
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I'm 49 and have never had a license. No need. Public transport is fantastic in my country
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>>722743292
And yes I am a Wizard.
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>>722743162
ausfag. we have public transport in major cities, jobs only require a license if travel is part of the job.

I need to go between offices but they're all on the train line, and the main office is 3km from home.

The job before that I lived 100m from my office.
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>>722741654
Wow. That's pathetic. Does she drive you to dates too?
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>>722742731
No, I just go into my room and browse 4chan until the next day.
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>>722741654
mom tried to fonger my car friend in the back of her
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>>722742049
Kek that's it??
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>>722741654
you're gonna make it bro
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Lmaoooo pathetic. Does she also wipe your ass?
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>>722742049
Just because you gobble cock doesn't mean you are physically unfit...
Not gay myself however, you sir....well I believe you know where I'm going.
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>>722742085
>can't drive for medical reasons, dense soon. The fuck is this shit I'm reading?
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>>722744101
Holy shit excuse my phone (fagphoneatwork)
*license
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mom tried to fonger my car friend in the back of her
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>>722743624
Why the fuck are you stuck at age 14 mentally?
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>>722741654
get a bicycle
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>>722744248
How bout get a fucking job
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>>722744156
>mom tried to fonger my car friend in the back of her
>>722743786
>mom tried to fonger my car friend in the back of her

KEK
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>>722741654
Im 22, older brother had a kid, ended up getting custody but didn't want to ruin his life, so I got forced into babysitting around 50 hours a week starting when I was 16 the kid is now 6, I have no license, I walk him to school, I pick him up and babysit him until he goes to bed.


When I ask to move on with my life my family tells me I offered to help him.

Oh and now he has 2 more kids, so I still babysit during the day, I have no free time except when he has a day off. And nobody wants to help me drive, just tells me not to worry about it.
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>>722741654
at least you have an awesome mom you beta fuck
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>>722744495
Dude just bail on it. Just because you're related to someone doesn't make you obligated to love, like or help them. My sister had a bastard kid and they tried to suck me into doing uncle shit and I was having none of it.
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>>722743415

100 meters? That ain't a bad commute.
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>>722744495
WTF DUDE
Why are you doing that, do you have a life ? They take advantage of you and you let them.

Stop trying to be nice, tell your brother that you are tired of these shit and let the other member of your familly babysitting this kid

GET BALLS AND SCREAM IT
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>>722744898
it was a fucking fantastic location, office ~15m from a pub and surrounded by nice places to eat.

I mostly worked nightshift though. at 4am most places were closed.
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>27
>can drive
>have fiance
>expecting first child soon
>highschool dropout cause parents moved me around to much because of divorce
>used to work alot
>now cant find work
>truck shit the bed
>gf makes bank running a sports retail store
>nobody NOBODY is hiring in this college/military town
>forced to play house bitch
>do chores, yardwork and repairs( im a carpenter by trade )
>have crippling boredom and no motivation due to unmedicated add
>drink everyday
>smoke weed when I can
>this shit is getting old real fucking quick.

Friends seem to think that im lucky and should ride this out.

But really, I wish someone would hire me so I can say that Im a hard working man like i used to be.

I got brow beat so much that I accepted this role, now im trying to climb out of a very deep and dry well.
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>>722741654
You will be nothing...

One of us
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>>722741654
Where do you live? Why would you care about a license? Don't you know how to drive? are you afraid of something or what?
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How hawt is your mom
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>>722744495
Damn they all need to fuck off!!!!

also
>mom tried to fonger my car friend in the back of her
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>>722744150
I had epilepsy so lost my license but i had brain surgery which stopped seizures so i can drive again soon
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>>722742731
I work at my dads office lmfao
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>>722745513
You forgot the part where you applied at Wendy's and they didn't take you
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I'm 34 living with my gf and I don't ever plan on getting my license.
Everywhere I need to go is in walking distance.
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>>722747467
Adds up.
Get a job.
Get a girlfriend/friends in general.
Good that you go to gym though shows SOME discipline. Make a goal. Like I dunno. Moving the fuck out of your parents.
Nah start small, job/car/girl etc
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>>722748854
I got into law school man, I start next fall. That was my biggest goal so feels pretty good. I think I'm gonna just coast by until September tho
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>>722744495
can't he pay for a babysitter?
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what's up with bashing on 20something people still living at home? Don't tell me you could afford to buy, hell, even rent a place when you were 20 or younger.

ofc, it's easy if mommy and daddy are paying for everything for ya. then sure, it's easy to move out. I am in a cycle, where all the money I have goes to pay the bills, which makes it fucking hard to move forward.
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>>722749786
The moving out when you turn 18 is a Canadian and American meme. Most European households are multi generational. Here in Germany most people live at home until marriage or a career level job. It's more affordable that way
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You people are such losers. I bought my drivers license at 18, learned how to drive that same year, moved out of my parents' house at 19 to a country I don't even speak the language of, drove a Porsche at 21, went to university, now 27, work in finanace, have a hot wife, she's 26, nice apartment in the city, 2 nice cars, wear a €23k watch, travel every other weekend to different countries/cities, 2 or 3 vacations somewhere exotic every year, winters usually skiing in Switzerland or France. It really wasn't that difficult and my parents are middle class.
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>>722750177
yeah, same here.
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>>722750280
try being fucking broke then. I'm not saying that middle class people can really let themselves go money-wise, but if you are so poor, that you can barely afford a some milk and bread, then yeah.

Again, not to say that your achivements are just luck, or anything like that, but being that poor I just mentioned is 1 step forward, 2 step backwards..
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>>722750280
>bought driving license
kek
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>>722750582
Yea so what? I bought my drivers license in Eastern Europe, a real license, for a few hundred €. Bought myself a Porsche a few layers later and taught myself to drive. Later exchanged my license for a Swiss drivers license and passed required driving test with perfect marks. To this day I still don't know half the traffic signs. Driving is 99% common sense. Never got into an accident. Honestly I think driving exams are useless, they should simply do logic tests because that's all you need.
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>>722741654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozKsQnRHb-c
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>>722741654
get your license, a bicycle or just move somewhere with better public transport

If you think riding 7km on a bike is "too far" and you need mummy to drop you off then you should probably just kill yourself.
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>>722742049
yea but you cant drive, dumbass. anyone you try to pick a fight with can just get in their car and drive away while you wait for mom to pick you up.
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>>722751121
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>>722750540
I've been broke several times. I used to make fast money and spent it even faster. I became more "responsible" when I got married and am a wagecuck now. At least it's a good wage.
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>>722741654
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
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>>722744495
move out. you're 22, you gotta start working on your career, saving money, getting your shit together so you're not a useless virgin neckbeard by 30.

just move out, tell your brother to take care of his own damn kids and take control of your life.
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>>722741654
I wish I was... I miss my Mom. :( Treasure your Mom, OP. That is the woman that gave you life. She won't always be around...
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>>722741654

You sound like a Mac using faggot.
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>>722750280
>bought my drivers license
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>>722745513
just get a job, it's not hard. if you're having trouble you're looking in the wrong places.

if your missus is earning bank and you smoke weed, why dont you get a chill part-time night janitor job or something? it's pretty comfy listening to tunes, smoke up a bit, sweep and mop the night away.
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i got my driver's license at 25. i got my first car at 29.

it's never too late to change your hikikomori ways!
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>>722751667
Thanks anon
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>>722744495
`you're probably the single most beta faggot on this board
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>>722745080
3km isn't bad at all though..
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>>722752266
20min walk right?
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>>722745513
1. i would take your situation in a heartbeat.
2. stop being a whining bitch and try harder to get a job.
3. get a job outside your town if you want one so bad, you little beta fag.
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>>722752349
something like that i'd assume yeah.
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They're called bicycles nigger, fucking buy one.

Especially when your going to the gym ffs.
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i hope you realize your parents have a deep hatred for you for not even trying to move out.

nobody likes taking care of grown ass men.
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>>722751434
/this
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>>722749261
Fine.
Good job....just don't coast off the freeway and crash
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>>722752967
No my parents like me, I do most of the house work and maintenance and i watch sports with my dad
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>>722741654
>tfw 21 and only ever get driven to therapy which I only go to so she doesn't freak out because I'm not doing anything to fix my mental illnesses

I'm not doing anything anyways, really. Just going is apparently enough for her to assume I'm good enough. I figure I'll eventually care enough or die. Time will tell.


But seriously, you're going to the gym. You're actually doing anything.
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>>722753145
>like me
>not 'love' me
there you go.
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>>722753181
get over yourself you little faggot, get a fucking job and stop forcing your parents to take care of you.

the fact that going to therapy is enough to keep your mom happy really shows that you set the bar really fucking low for their expectations, grow the fuck up and be a man.
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>>722753368
Why do you think your opinion will change anything, anon? You think I don't berate myself enough? Would doing it more help?
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>>722753502
get over yourself you absolute fucking leech.
>BOOHOO I HATE MYSELF SO I MAKE MY PARENTS PAY FOR IT
killing yourself will ruin them, just get a fucking job and get over yourself jesus christ you're a fucking pussy..
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>>722753609
So, again, why do you think your opinion will change anything? You seem to have missed that 1/3rd of my last post, let's hope you see it here.
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>>722742085
Does the medical reason have anything to do with your abnormally loose/stretched esophagus? Or other related medical reasons? Elaborate, OP
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>>722741654
You're a pile of human filth. You should kill yourself now. Don't wait. Just do it.
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>>722753609
This.
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>>722741654
No, because I'm not a fucking loser.
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>>722753787
OP already said. Read the thread.
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>>722753787
Epilepsy but i haven't had seizures for over a Year so i have my learners permit now
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>>722753770
your point is that you're a little pussy that feels sorry for himself, you're massively egotistical, and the fact that you point out that you "barate yourself enough" tells me that you want people to feel sorry for you, nobody does so shut the fuck up about that.

second, the simple fact that you set the bar so low that your parents will be happy if you just go to therapy means you haven't done a fucking thing your whole entire life.

how about you stop being a dipshit and take advice, STOP BEING AN EGOTISTICAL FAGGOT AND STOP MAKING YOUR PARENTS TAKE CARE OF YOUR SORRY ASS.

i feel so damn sorry for your parents.

pick related, it's you being a pain in the ass to your parents.
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>>722741654
>my mom drove me to the gym
Show pics of your gains, faggot.
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>>722754040
Nice drawing
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>>722754184
thnx, better than any art major can do.
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>>722743292
That's truly sad
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>>722743292
SAGE
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After reading this thread I don't feel so bad about myself
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>>722751206
well done
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>>722741654
It doesn't add up. You are motivated enough to work out but not grow up and get your own transportation let alone a license.
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29 live with my parents. i got into a car accident almost four years ago. i'm in a wheelchair. my mom drives me to the gym and physical therapy.
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>>722753502
you don't need therapy, you need to stop being a fag
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>>722743292
Not danish then .. unless you live in/close by the capitol
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>>722754463
so.. has your mom ever tied you in your wheelchair to the back of the car? because that actually sounds like a lot of fun and let's be honest if you crash you don't have a lot to lose anyway
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>>722751206
Rekt, some one screencap.
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>>722754040
>your point is that you're a little pussy that feels sorry for himself
Nah. It's that OP actually isn't at the bottom of the barrel. I'm not at the bottom of the barrel either, just lower than they are.

>you're massively egotistical, and the fact that you point out that you "barate yourself enough" tells me that you want people to feel sorry for you, nobody does so shut the fuck up about that.
Not really. It was a question. You're coming at this by berating me, implying you think this will fix things. I asked if you think that's the solution to it. You misread that situation.

>second, the simple fact that you set the bar so low that your parents will be happy if you just go to therapy means you haven't done a fucking thing your whole entire life.
Ehh. I never said happy. I said she freaks out when I don't go. I've done things before. Again, your interpretations are quite poor.

>how about you stop being a dipshit and take advice, STOP BEING AN EGOTISTICAL FAGGOT AND STOP MAKING YOUR PARENTS TAKE CARE OF YOUR SORRY ASS.
So I'm going to repeat again, what makes you think your opinion will change anything? You clearly don't have a good answer to any of the questions I've asked you. You misinterpreted two and just outright ignore a repeated one. Sounds pretty egotistical to think you'll magically change my life by berating me on the internet.

>i feel so damn sorry for your parents.
Yeah, can't disagree there. Alternatively, they could've not fucked me up throughout childhood, and there'd be a different situation now. You clearly have no understanding of Psychology if you think bitching at me over the internet is going to solve anything.
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>>722744495
Holy wood ... Fuck'em .. move out and never look back
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>>722754249
Not really, if you can live your life without a car that's way less cost and liability you need to worry about
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>>722754483
So I'll offer the same question to you: why do you think your opinion will change anything?
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>>722754880
Every man should know how to drive a fucking car anon. I couldn't even begin to imagine not having wheels and the means to go anywhere at anytime
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>>722755004
>the means to go anywhere at anytime
If public transit can do this then you do have the means anon.
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>>722745513
Congrats on the anklebiter, and hope you find a job soon anon. don't fall into smoking all the time, happened to me and I went from a badass place to now living with half retarded roommates because i started smoking too much.
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>>722745513
Sounds like my life minus the SO making money and the drink/weed. Lone father of three so I get to do 60 hrs/week and everything else .. you're on easy mode
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>>722755052
You have to plan your day around a set schedule though. Whether it be subway, bus, or whatever. They all run according to the big and small hands. Plus, driving is fun anon. I wish you'd try it.
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>>722744495

> Implying agreeing to do a thing obligates you to do it forever

Not like you have a contract or anything, I assume. Just suit yourself (presumably like how your brother suited himself by ramming his dick in a chick) and move on.
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>>722755268
>Plus, driving is fun anon. I wish you'd try it.
I'm working on it anon
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>>722754763
>i barrate myself enough
yeah no you're totally not feeling sorry for yourself.

>You're coming at this by berating me, implying you think this will fix things.
clearly your parents being bitches and not saying anything about it hasn't helped so i might aswell try.

>Sounds pretty egotistical to think you'll magically change my life by berating me on the internet.
no, i'm trying to make your parents' life easier, it's hard taking care of someone who isn't even fucking trying.

>they could've not fucked me up throughout childhood
don't blame your parents for your incompetence, for fuck sakes.

>You clearly have no understanding of Psychology
i know that i'm fucking depressed and that i will most likely kill myself as soon as my parents die, and that being a little bitch about it isn't going to help anyone, you're only making other people's lives harder, AGAIN, get the fuck over yourself you fucking leech.

>your interpretations are quite poor.
can't really interpret anything when all you're doing is bitching and moaning about how your life is so hard.

YOU are the reason i don't want to have kids, i don't want to have a lazy sack of shit living in MY house that I pay for, not being thankful, not trying to get a job, not trying to get his life together, and altogether just being a little fucking faggot.

You're a bitch, nothing more, nothing less, if you're going to take anything from this, GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF, everyone has hard times in their lives, nobody has it easy, and sure as shit nobody is going to feel sorry for you.
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>>722741654
Holy shit that's sad. Grow the fuck up man.
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>>722745513

No hate, but I never understand this mindset. Why the fuck does everyone just assume that working is a manly activity? When did it become alpha to trade your time and effort to the bourgeois in return for slave wages so that you can get cucked by your landlord/utility companies?

Nothing manlier than just saying 'fuck it' and taking the best you can get for as little effort as humanly possible. It's what capital holders are lauded for; why not you?
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>>722755496
>YOU are the reason i don't want to have kids, i don't want to have a lazy sack of shit living in MY house that I pay for, not being thankful, not trying to get a job, not trying to get his life together, and altogether just being a little fucking faggot.
Thanks man. I'm glad to hear that I'm contributing to solving overpopulation, at least.

>You're a bitch, nothing more, nothing less, if you're going to take anything from this, GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF, everyone has hard times in their lives, nobody has it easy, and sure as shit nobody is going to feel sorry for you.
So remember when I asked why you think your opinion will change anything? Still waiting on that answer, bud. Whenever you're ready. I'll wait.
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>>722755680
the guy clearly never had a hard job, because if he did he WOULD be milking his current situation until he couldn't anymore.
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>>722755728
i gave you the answer, you fucking mongoloid.
> i'm trying to make your parents' life easier, it's hard taking care of someone who isn't even fucking trying.

i don't give a fuck if you personally change, i hope you just see that you are making your parents' life worse every single fucking day you leech off of them, i don't give a fuck if you kill yourself later in life, i just want your hardworking parents, WHO ARE TAKING CARE OF YOU, lives to be a little bit easier.

fuck you're dense.
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>>722755443
Word =)
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NIGGER
Get a life
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>>722754937
idgaf, kill yourself for all i care
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>>722755903
>fuck you're dense
Oh man. Answering questions is so fucking difficult. It took you what, 5 posts to answer a single one? I would say to give a straight answer, but you couldn't even do that. But yeah. I'm dense. Ok.
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>>722753609

Looks like you've got anger issues bro. Have you considered therapy?
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>>722756034
Cool. Neither do I. We have something in common.
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>>722755903

If you really "don't give a fuck!!!11!!1" then stop shitposting. I'd rather see fucking bananas than anymore of your autistic screeching.
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>>722756183
i answered you sooner, but you were too dense to realise it, but sure, revert back to some standard line a 4th grader would use, i take back what i said, DON'T get over yourself, do everyone a favor and just fucking hang yourself, this is the first time i unironically tell someone to kill himself, but fuck, you're too sorry for yourself to change, and too full of yourself to accept any fucking advice.
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>>722756204
it pisses me off that this little unthankful faggot leeches of his parents and proceeds to blame them for his own laziness.
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>>722756309
get the fuck out of here then you little fucking bitch, it's the exact same as the whole fucking thread you complete fucking retard.
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>>722755680

Fuck you faggot bet you're a leech on the dole.

go start a business and actually add something to society. on second thought you should probably just go wait tables with your teenie brain
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>>722756370
>advice
>literally just REEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING CHANGE ALREADY REEEEEEEEEE
Ok then. Whatever you say, anon. You seem upset. Have you considered anger management courses?
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>>722756309
also, as i fucking stated, i don't give a fuck about that kid, but i care that his parents have to take care of his sorry ass you complete fucking incompetent mong.
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>>722756511
>>722756309
>>722756204
samefagging to the fullest kek
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>>722756511
yeah sure buddy, that's one real fucking smart answer that added nothing to the conversation.
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>>722756476

> "I DON'T EVEN CARE GUYS I SWEAR NOW GTFO FUCKING RETARD!!!!"

I wish planned parenthood had gotten more funding in decades past so we could've been spared your mother's quasi-cognizant afterbirth.
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>>722756677
>bitching this much about bitch.. in a bitching thread
get the fuck out, autist.
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>>722756626
Nah. Only the one with the bender gif was me. I did poke at the anger management because the other anon posted it, though.
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>>722741654
I'm 19 and don't have lisence, i do HOPEFULLY plan on getting it in march. Last time I said that I failed the test twice
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>>722756737

nah, I'm good. Enjoy AIDS you Avatar FASbender.
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>>722756851
i have no clue what you're on about.
enjoy being autistic.
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>>722741654
You live that way because you decided to "settle" for such a life.

Sincerely,
Dr. Phil
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>>722756668
Because you've contributed so much here, just shrieking at me. I'm glad you admit it, anon. I was honestly starting to wonder when that fucking Redwood that somehow grew up your ass would finally dislodge itself.
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>>722756929
sincerely,
common sense.
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>>722756575

If you actually care about that then you're even dumber than I could've possibly imagined.

Build that wall, amirite?
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>>722744495
How you could have avoided the situation:
>anon can you babysit for me
>no

My sister had a kid and i refuse to touch that nasty little fucker. I fucking hate babies
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>>722751206
a_real_human_bean.mp3
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>>722756897

Yeah, I can tell you don't have a clue about most things.
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>>722756971
i did contribute to my conversation, you complete retard.

>>722756987
oh i'm sorry for feeling bad for his parents mr. fuckeveryone
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>>722741654
>24
>failed out of school at 19
>Worked minimum wage, realized is pure shit
>Got drivers license
>Got job
>Got back to school
>Currently finishing bachelors while getting med certifications
>Bike to school every day before hitting the gym

My life ain't perfect, but i'm fixing all the mistakes my dumb ass did when I ws younger. The last push for academic success came as a result of an acid trip and organic chemistry.
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>>722742049
Thats funny, cause when I couldnt bench 225, I said I could bench 260, now I do reps with 260. I have no idea my max. Is that your actual max?
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>>722757155
My 2rm is probably around 260 but i do reps x4 of 225
It took me a long time to get this high tho
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>>722757061

You should be sorry; you've managed to further pollute the already rotten turd that is b. I dodn't even think it possible.

> Not everyone; just you.
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>>722757249
how about you spend more time on getting your drivers license, dumbfuck :^)
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>>722757061
>I contributed
>Autistic screeching and telling you to feel bad for yourself counts right? ...right?
Man, you're setting the bar for conversation pretty low. I feel sorry for anyone who has to converse with you.
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>>722757312
>you've managed to further pollute the already rotten turd that is b
>implying it can get any worse

>>722757339
elling you to feel bad for yourself counts right?
what? did you even fucking read the posts? are you actually retarded?
i told the faggot to STOP being sorry for himself, among a lot of other things.
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>>722757473

> The beatings will continue until morale improves

Have you considered a career in management?
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>>722757473
Hey man, you keep being upset with me. I really don't care, but watching someone throw a fit online is kind of amusing.
But since you're so much better than me and all, don't you have, I dunno, a job? Some responsibilities? Because if you were honestly and truly that much better than me, surely you'd have something better to do than foam at the mouth over someone on 4chan, right?
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>>722756309
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>>722758108

Thanks I really like that image
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>>722741654
Take public transportation and stop being scared of people, public transportation isn't and never was for the poor, so if you don't want to drive man up and find another way to get around your home town, bike walk etcetera
Also get a job man and learn how to drive If your home doesn't have parking lot traffic
I hope you choose not to drive because traffic is terrible, not the fact that you don't have a job and are being a lazy fuck about it.
>Inb4 I just came back from college but no degree to work with
>I don't drive because it's the man and I'm fighting him
>I don't drive because daddy didn't show me boo hoo
it's fine if you don't drive but wouldn't you think your mom would rather cook and clean and read in the comfort of her own house don't you think she would rather be getting fucked by her other half while you're out of the house? Be considerate about that lady who regrets her life
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>>722757987
i guess i would be pretty good at that..

>>722758031
>I really don't care
THIS is why i feel sorry for your parents.
>But since you're so much better than me and all
well i never said that but yeah i am better than you.
>don't you have, I dunno, a job?
i do, what's your point?
>if you were honestly and truly that much better than me, surely you'd have something better to do than foam at the mouth over someone on 4chan, right?
no? the fact that i have a job doesn't mean i have to attend that job 24/7, i'm at home, after a long day of work, relaxing, watching some vids while browsing 4chan.

enjoy your life full of failure and sadness, once again, i truly feel sorry for your parents.
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>>722750280
>not bait at all
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>>722758293
>this is relaxing to you
Jesus Christ, anon. You definitely belong here.
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>>722758293

Why would you feel sorry for his parents, lol? They're the ones who raised him to be the way he is.
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>>722758293
Neat, I'll just get on telling her that some random fuckwit online feels sorry for her.
I'm sure she'll value your opinion so much.
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>>722758184
I really like this thread and that guy said he'd rather see a banana

These threads make me realize that though I fucked some things up, I'm doing a lot better.

Me and people like >>722757088 have the solution. I'm not as bad as he is/was, but we look at ourselves, meditate, reflect, and slowly enact change one step at a time.

My advice to everyone in this thread is one step at a time, baby steps. Doing that will ensure none of that 1 step forward, 2 steps back stuff.

I went from being a NEET with a medical issue, unable to walk, to getting back into school and starting a business. Neither of them are going amazingly right now, but it's one step at a time and fixing it as you go.

I don't own a car anymore. My cheap freebie high school one from my parents eventually wore out and couldn't afford to keep fixing it or get a new one. But I'm going to try to have cheap a $5000 car by next month, and a nice car by the end of the year.

The point is, you might need a season or two (that is, a year or two - it took me 2 years) to recover from your mental or physical hardships. IF it takes you 6 months to draw up a plan, so be it, at least you will have your plan. Just, in the mean time, do things that you -CAN- do - For example, OP seems like he isn't doing good, but he CAN workout while he's working on his plan - You might be able to workout too while you work on yours.
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>>722758666
Thanks anon
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>>722758410
sadly, i do belong here

>>722758549
jep, but my parents weren't the best either, and i'm not a non-functioning lazy sack of shit.

>>722758636
sounds like it more appriciation than she gets from you.
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>im 25 and still get everything for free, even a personal butler and shofer


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhErOk542UQ
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>>722758758
Yes, because you know everything about my life, don't you. Since you're fucking omniscient in knowing things you couldn't know, how about telling me the lottery numbers next week?
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>>722758833

*screeching incoming"
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>>722741654
I'm 48 years old and never got a driver's license. I've never needed to own a vehicle, and I've been living on my own since I was 17. Driving is a selfish, anti-social activity which is killing our entire ecosphere. Only sociopaths and mouth-breathing morons drive.
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>>722758666
Solid advice anon. I'm glad someone else here knows what it takes to get out.

Personally, I have a lack of value for what being on the other side of the hole would be worth compared to the amount of effort required to climb out of it, but I know what I could do to fix it.
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>>722758859
you clearly don't appriciate her enough to make her life a bit easier by getting a job, so really that's where i get the idea that you don't appriciate here as much as you think you might.

how about you show your appriciation for her by, you know, getting a job and making her life easier.

oh wait fuck that right, that would take time away from you feeling sorry for yourself, my bad anon, for even daring to think about you getting off of your ass for once.
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>>722759089
Yeah, man. Keep telling me things you know and implying yours are the only standards there are. You're doing a great job at that.
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>>722741654
I was in a similar situation when I was 20. I of course had a license though because I had a life during high school. Got tired of being cooped up at home, enlisted to air force. Free education, change in lifestyle and made pretty decent money. The benefits I got while in such as security clearance helped me get a better job once I got out. Do it, stop being a disappointment
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>>722758991
Can I fuck you and you'll have to carry my baby juices in you while I plug you up and after a couple of days and fucks you'll go to your mother and use it ass s dressing
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>>722759089

How hard were you cucked as a child? Did Trumpo grab your mommy by the pussy while you were out working a lemonade stand to make her life easier?
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>>722759248
i really hope you're not over the age of 16, because your behavior is fucking worrying if you're any older.

also, i don't think it's a high standard to get a job and make your parents' lives easier a bit better, but fuck me right, just keep sitting on your ass, wasting away while your parents slowly but certainly get the urge to kill themselves aswell, and for only one reason, and that reason would be their child.
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>>722759450
Yeah, because you know anything about the situation other than what I've explicitly told you. Please do keep pulling "inferences" straight out of your ass and insisting omniscience. This is amusing.
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>>722749786
My 23 year old friends just got got financed for a $125,000 house. Pretty damn nice for the area. Parents didn't help with anything but the move. So yeah its possible if you're taught how to work the system from a young enough age
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>>722759895
i will, enjoy therapy.
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>>722745513
Just think, this is EXACTLY what women did their entire life for 1000's of years
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>>722745513
You have free time, take some courses and learn to code
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>>722741654
What is wrong with you?
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>>722759957
Ehh. It's not my favorite, but it's not bad. It's pretty nice to have someone to vent to that doesn't freak out about everything or take those things personally. No complaints there.
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>>722741654
why would you go to the gym if you cant be arsed to put the effort to walk there?
what do you at a gym if walking to it is too hard?
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>>722760228
probably because they get paid to make you feel better.

anyway i hope nothing bad happens to you, simply because i hope that some day you actually will get your shit together and make your parents' lives easier.

have a nice evening, i'm going to binge some netflix until i fall asleep.
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>>722760424
Well, logically, the only options are that or death without changing. Have a good one, anon. Enjoy your shows.
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>>722760555
what shows?
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>>722760593
frontier.
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>>722760666
never heard of it
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>tfw I've been driving my own car since I was 16
given my first car was missing sections of the flooring from rust, so you could see the road when driving, but still, was tight af at 16
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>>722743407
there's nothing more unmanly than not being able to drive a car...
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>>722760834
it's new i guess
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>>722760347
I just don't like walking, I focus on my chest more and just wear pants that make my legs look ripped
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>>722761066
whats it about?
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>>722760666
Witnessed Satan
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>>722760666
stopped watching after 2 mins because of the weird eye makeup all the actors wear
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>>722761114
idk, i'm about to watch the first episode, it has the muscly dude from GoT though, that's really the only reason i'm giving it a shot.
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>>722761330
>muscly dude from GoT though
the mountain?
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>>722761454
nah the one that fucked dragon lady
.. khal drogo
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>>722741654
>25 and live at home and still don't have my drivers license


I got mine at 26, so don't worry, OP.
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>>722741654
I have a license but I can't get a car.
I can't get a loan without property or a legal job and I can't save up several thousand dollars to buy a car.
Don't feel bad.
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>>722761075
Kek
>>
I fell off a ladder a couple of months ago. Torn the MCL and fractured my distal femur in my right knee. I have to wear a full leg brace and walk on crutches so I can't drive. Really sucks. Tired of being trapped at home or having to call a buddy or Uber to get anywhere. Lucky that Amazon delivers almost anything. And I have a liquor store that delivers me booze or else I would go stir crazy.
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>>722742049
Because there totally aren't any gay guys into bodybuilding. You won't find a single fag looking at other men in a gym or even unwinding in the steam room
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>>722744495
Not your kid so tell him to fuck off, grow some balls and just say you will not babysit anymore.
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