>Be me >Have a green beard >More chicks than I can count

>>722740215
nice doorknocker

>be you
>look a cunt
>10 years time look like cunt with baggy holes in face
>unemployable
Lifes great

irradiated sean murray

>>722740215
pfffft
>doesn't even dye his eyebrows green as well.

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>>722740215
>Be me
>Have a green beard
>More chicks than I can count
>mfw I can't count
>Life is great!

just a slight correction

>>722740367
>Unemployable

clearly he'll be a barista for the next 50 years.

>>722740215
milennial cuck

fucking attention whore

>>722740215

>More chicks than I can count

That's what happens when you don't count the eggs before they hatch.

>>722740215
You look like you glued grass on your face, bro.

>>722740215
Doesn't count if you pick them at Hot Topic fag

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fucking sadida

Oscar called and said that you're a faggot and wants his hair back.

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>>722740215
>chicks ironically flirting with a sperglord
>spend rest of night laughing with each other how retarded he was

That's a more accurate description of OP's situation

>>722740215

Go to a gym you pudgey faggot.