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Hey /b/, i need your advice. Basicly 15 minutes ago, i was walking

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Hey /b/, i need your advice. Basicly 15 minutes ago, i was walking home from class. I live in canada so theres a bunch of snow, and since its pretty hot outside today, the snow is melting and theres a bunch of ice cold poddles on the side of the streets. This guy in a big ass Dodge Ram pickup truck is rolling in the left lane. I see him then change to the right lane to hit the puddle and soak me, i barely have time to react and he drenches me. Now i do track and field, i first thought to run after the car until it stoped but it was futile, he was rolling 50km/h in a 30 km school zone. I then memorised his license plate and the car model. Now i have two questions.1. Is there a way to find him based on his license plate number and 2. What should i do to this fuckers pickup truck? I thought if popping all 4 tired and keying the fuck out of his car.
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put shit in gas tank
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Take a pair of nail cutters and cut of the air stems on his tires. And put anti-seize lunricant on the back of the door handles-it stains skin and clothes.
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>>722736342
Jerk off play vidya eat some tendies and stop being autistic. You just got drenched. Take a shower and move on
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>>722736342

If dubz get over it. Life sucks, dont act like a fucking baby everytime someone gets a laugh out of you. You sound like a school shooter waiting to happen
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>>722736342
>i first thought to run after the car until it stoped
that's pretty autistic m8
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Sugar in the gas tank, stick some lemon slinces on the paint (stains them). Rip the stems out of the tires. Leave a not saying (thanks for the puddle shower) so he knows it was you but has no way to prove it.
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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
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>>722737140
*correction it's balogne slices I brain derped the lemon can go on his attena will fuck that up too
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>>722736342
Leave a banana on the car.

Leave bananas when you go to work and when you come to work so he slowly gets brainfucked. Do it for a solid 4 months!

then stop.

for a month

then buy as many bananas as you can from as many stores you find and put them all over his car.

will show this nigga not to fuck with banana man.
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>>722736342
Your (parents) car insurance can help you getting the address if you know the license plate.
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