> you get home > open your front door > walk into your

tell her to get the fuck out of my house

"COME OUT CHRIS HANSEN"

>>722733557
moan loudly cause my daughters will grow up to be butterfaces.

Call to the manager. My order of lolis are too old.

>>722733557
>Ready to grab and fuck

No, really, she must have something broken inside

>>722733557

Help her back up, using the centre of gravity as a point of support.

>>722733557
Check the IKEA instructions again.

She is Russian.

>>722733648

unfortunately this

that can't be good for her body

>>722733782
Oh you!

>>722733557

>do the limbo dance

Grab 'er by the pussy

>>722733557
The fuck you doing in my loungeroom
turn 360 moonwalk in

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>>722733865
Kek

None of you faggots are funny. Just stop trying. Fucking phoneposting cancer.

>>722733981
DING.DING,DING!!!!!!!

>>722733557
Yell at her.. Tell her she's supposed to do this with her shorts off, not on. And only when daddy is laying underneath of her.

>>722733622
"Hi anon, I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. Why don't you take a seat for me?"

>>722733557
NORMIE GET OUT!!!!

>>722733557
NORMIE GET OUT!!!

>>722733557
Commend her on her flexibility.
I can't even get a normal split thanks to my shitty sciatic nerves.

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>>722734347

>>722734453
>shitty sciatic nerves
all up in this muthafuka

>>722734347
>can't ...it's standing

>>722733557
JailBait

>>722733557
WTF LOOK AT MY AMAZING NEW TV!

>>722734545
You got them too? Trying to stretch hams is the worst, genuinely feel sick when the nerves start stretching, even when really warm

>>722733557
Burn her at the stake for witchcraft

>>722733557
wonder when I got a loungeroom

>>722733981
don't you have work to do donald?

>>722733557
360 degree turn and run straight away

>>722733557
ask what the fuck they've done with my house

I'd be surprised to see that I have a loungeroom

>>722733981
You're fucking sick bro. She looks too old

>>722733557
>"wow these new fuck dolls look so real"

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>>722735753

>>722733557
Lift her legs and break her bones
Free loli fleshlight

>>722733557
easy.. rape time

Run over and praise her and give her lots of attention while I secretly snap candid pics of her tight, sweet preteen pussy

>>722735007
wait there is TV in the pic ??

>>722736374
Jk please no FBI

>>722734489
Ned

Non-consensual sex, not in missionary position, not for purpose of procreation, WITH THE LIGHTS ON!

>>722733618
This

use her as a bow

Friendly reminder, I will be monitoring this thread and won't HESITATE to report any content I deem inappropriate.

You have been warned

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>>722737597

>>722737597
chill mate

>>722737742
WOAH

>>722737597
Hahahahaahahahahahahahahahaah
Watch out guys, it's the cyber police niggas hahahahahaha
He gonna report us nigga hahahah he gonna send the FBI and CIA and FDA and FCC after us hahaha better delete that history hahaha he gonna throw us in jail ahaha wow so scare

Tell her to get down before she hurts herself.

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you just grab her by the pussy.

>>722737597
The way you said that I feel like you have autism or some kind, probably aspurgers or something.

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>>722737597

>>722734489
no shit

>>722733557
Scold then spank her for breaking into my home.

>>722737742
>>722737804
>>722737809
>>722738011
>>722738072
>responding to that old as fuck pasta

>>722738305
you're pretty cool anon, I really wanna hang out with you

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>>722733648
>>722733932
You guys are faggots and have shit taste.

push her

nothing else

Wonder to myself what the fuck is a loungeroom is

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turn 360 degrees and walk away

photoshopped, fake gay and scripted

>>722733557
tell her to stop being retarded

>>722733557

take a run up, boot her right up the cunt, hard as I can

>>722733782
The only answer

Axe kick

Grab some Nik-Naks and a tin of Mac 'n Cheese from the pantry

Get back to watching Tucker and Dale

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>>722733557
first run up to the girl behind and falcon punch her straight in the face so she can't remember a thing
then i would run up to the first girl and rip all her clothes off with full force and lick her everywhere. seriously everywhere
then i would thrust my cock in her ungrown hymen and keep going untill i cum inside her womb atleast 4 times

>>722733557
>tickle her pussy and make her lose balance

>>722733557
Take out the spray bottle I use for the cat. "Fuck outta here, or I'm calling the exterminator!"

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>>722733557
Who are you strange child and why the FUCK ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE

>>722733557
That's not sexual in any way whatsoever
You know there's porn on the internet, right?
Or is it not allowed to watch actual porn in your country faggot?

Go get my gun
Wait for Chris Hansen to pop his pedophile head out from a room and blow it the fuck off

Put hand on top of her head.
Push down.

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>>722744362