g'morning anon. hope you slept well. tell me why you will

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cant suck cock if dead

it's friday.

>>722727469
I just stopped taking care of myself until i eventually do die

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Let the dogs out.
Let the dogs in.

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>>722728352
huh?
>>722728326
sounds slow and painful.
how about just take care of yourself until you die of old age ?

>>722727469
I dunno Alice, you tell me?

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>>722728635
you want to live ?

Because I must provide for my children.

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>>722729066
nice.
sounds like you are a good father.

Because I will see the woman I love on sunday

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>>722729176
congrats man.
i hope you two have a good time.

>>722727469
bc it's Friday and life is generally ok

I just got a very good job

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>>722729325
it is good that it's friday.
wknd plans?
>>722729334
congrats man, it's good to be employed. and having a job you like is even better.

>>722727469
Because I have a chick coming over later who will have my cock inside all her holes. Which ones I cum in are up to me. I love submissive women.

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>>722729412
congrats man, i hope you and her have a good time.
how did you meet her?

>>722727469
I don't have to kill myself since I am already slowly dying.

>>722729412
At what time is ur anime body pillow arriving?

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>>722729714
how so? I hope you're ok anon.
>>722729771
kek. i hope he has a date with a real woman tho.

>>722727469
'cause my gf wouldn't appreciate me being dead, not paying my part of the rent.
Also she looks like the girl on the left, which means she's hot as fuck in my personal tastes

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>>722729999
those quads are gawdlike.
Congats on having a good gf, hope your relationship lasts.

>>722729165
sauce please

Because I'm getting my final check of $7,000 from my old employer today.

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>>722730452
n/a
how are you today?
>>722730580
nice. spend it well.

>>722728326
As someone slowly wasting away from cancer this is a shitty way to die bro. Its a bitch when you went from being called fat jesus to looking like a meth head with no strength to do anything.

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>>722730822
nice dubs.
sorry you have cancer bro.
I'm sending good energy you're way. Hope you beat the odds. If not, I hope you're suffering is minimal.
fuck cancer.

Because i'm addicted to Porn and it just feel so good

>>722730614
Who is this?

>>722727469
Why would I choose certain nothingness over uncertain anything? Seems like a simple choice to me no matter how shit I feel.

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>>722731056
so i guess this thread helps you.
glad to be of service.
how are you today?
>>722731157
a woman.
>>722731236
that's good choice.

>>722731407
nah, only OC works

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>>722731514
my bad on failing you.
how are you today?

>>722731592
not great, got anything of yourself?

>>722727469
because i don't really want to

>>722727469
Because I'm waiting for a much better gofs of a hot man fucking a bitch. No homo.

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>>722731407
Thank for being so nice :3 , not really i'm trying to stop since it sto me from getting anything done my dick own me and i'm tired of it but considering that i'm unable to stop that explain why i'm here

>>722729890
Those calves, those hairs and that dominance feel. What an alpha. No homo.

>>722730990
Wish I could have him in my bed. That manly thick stubble. No homo.

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>>722732106
that's good you don't want to.
>>722732374
that's wasn't too homo.
>>722732488
that's homo.

Turns out she wasn't playing with my feelings, but I did play with hers in finding out.. Gotta see if I can fix that

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>>722733777
trips say you will be successful.
g'luck.

>>722727469
I get paid today, my vape juice order comes in monday, gf will be pissed if I am dead and late for dinner due to being dead. Creed cologne comes in on the 4th.
I don't want my family getting my assets, I enjoy eating too much to be dead
Top 10 warlock on my server, finish paying off my Jeep in 5 months, Lord Commander President Trump will be disappointed and I'm comfy.

Why haven't you killed yourself OP?

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>>722732241
Samefagging with very stupid porn concept ad. Fuck off.

Might get to fuck asians like those blokes

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>>722734014
>gf will be pissed if I am dead and late for dinner due to being dead.
kek. have fun at dinner.
>Why haven't you killed yourself OP?
Don't know. <shrug>
>>722734085
i hope so for your sake.