HOW DOES ONE GET A GF?!?!? please /b/, today I met the absolutely

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>>722726149
send this

>>722726216
talk shit as much as you want, but he is /fa/ as fuck

use your goddamn legs, look at how much you achieved! and go talk to her, its about confidence nothing more have a smile dont talk to fast and look her in the eye

dont ask her out directly ( unless you look like an adonis) have some small talk first then later in conversation ask her if she wanted to drink a coffee sometime

>>722726149
You probably dont have any chance with her

>>722726149
At your age?

You tinder and hope for the best...... If you are asking this question now, its toooooo fucking late.

Holy shit.

>>722726302
this is what 90% of guys think.

Although likely true. I am an absolute /b/tard /pol/ack asocial piece of shit.

>>722726354
I would be a virgin if it weren't for a miserable asian chick that basically forced herself onto my dick.

But I have changed attitude and realize that it is now or never.

I think that with a well enough plan, everything achievable can be achieved.

Since weirdos do score hot chicks from time to time, I have some hope.

>>722726293
>unless you look like an adonis
what if I look like a hungry skeleton happy merchant + pimples?

Kill her

You are interested in her cunt only, after all

Fuck her cunt and leave

>>722726149
I have no idea dude.
Don't be a faggot and try to ask her out immediately,try to become friends with her first then see from there on what to do.

>>722726442
Just make conversation and go from there.... She doesn't want to hear your opinion, she wants to hear her opinion in your voice.

>>722726584
yeah but how do I even start to talk with her? we work in the same lab but not the same team, there is no place or time where we sit in the same room, only in the corridor from time to time.


help

>>722726620
Is this true?

>>722726656
Are you friends with anyone there? "Hey we are all going to Herpaderp (Bar?) on Saturday night (for Jimmy's birthday?) if you want to come."

>>722726844
I literally have no friends. Maybe one dude whom I know since a month and who is a hopeless virgin.

I just have nobody...

>>722726796
Partially yes anon is right she likes to hear her opinion in your voice,but if she's a women not a whore she will like to hear your own opinion on things,because women like when a man knows what he wants and how he wants to do it.

If you aren't seeing her anytime during work hours then that could be a little problematic.