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Another one:
>be 7
>live with my 6 year old cousin near a Orphanage
>Cousin has an idea
>"Anon lets prank them"
>we have a plan
>cousin shits in a bag
>i jump with the bag of shit over the fence
>put it on the stairs
2 minutes later
>30+ Orphans jump over the fence
>all 15+ years old
>cousin runs away
>I run in a circle to give him more time
>they catch me
>ohshit.jpg
>put me next to the house and point at a GIANT pile of shit
>ask if I did this
>Say I didn't
>how could I even shit this much
>get saved by a teacher
>run away before these orphans can explain something to her
>got away with it

in school me and friends where up to some basked and we stayed when school losed hiding behind some matrasses.
after a while my friend need to take a dump but the door to the toilets where closed so he took a shat in a plastic bad and then desided to hang it in one of the basketball hoop.
later we went out through the emergencyexit and went home...
2days later when we had gymnastics the bad was still there when we came and the teacher saw it and wanted to take it down, teacher could not reach the bad and did not noticed what was inside of the bag.
so he went to get a rod and started to swing and my buddy shouted out loud "STOP"
the teacher looked at him and asked why?
and my friend responded whit silence so teacher went on with the swinging and got a good hit on it and splashed half of the gym down with my friends faecal....
that was a fun!

>>722725244

Greentext this shit you idiot
Im not reading that

>>722725244
keked and checked