Waifu claiming thread.
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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Gas dogfuckers
Dogfuckers belong in the oven :o
>>722716630
Still here
More
>>722716708
*sip*
>>722716776
I think youre the only one posting
>>722716783
Hi
>>722716851
How is your night?
>>722716698
>>722716776
> lewding your waifu in chat
>>722716698
That's hot, mind if I keep her?
>>722716876
okay i suppose
>>722716948
Cool cool. Anything planned out?
>>722716990
well i plan to go to sleep soon but other than that no
Ok im bak
>>722716907
She's mine but you can keep Rita.
>>722717069
Well have fun with that
>>722717094
No I'd rather keep Georgette, she's a lot cuter.
>>722717075
whalecum bacc
>>722717282
Hi
>>722717282
Ty
>>722717360
hello~
>>722717392
where is your waifu from~?
>>722717209
Bleh at least post solo shots of her or with a human or something. Not into that stupid cuck fetish. I get jealous at the thought of my bitches with another dog.
>>722717149
Do you plan on getting Halo Wars 2 for pc?
>>722717489
Highschool dxd
Ugh, it just won't ease up. Freezing cold but sweating from how hot it is... At least my strut bars came in today, but when I went to bed I had a dream they were fake and made of plastic. Spoopy.
How's everyone's night?
>>722717149
have fun sexually harassing someone
>>722717571
Inb4 they're fake and made of plastic
>>722717571
it's morning -_-
dead on the inside like me -_-
>>722717489
How are you?
>>722717510
No the first one was boring
>>722717543
what's it about?
>>722717571
weird, i was just thinking about you
>>722717630
i don't know, how about yourself?
>>722717643
Basically a war between devils, fallen angels, and angels
>>722717683
You dont know? Just hanging out playing some games
>>722717510
Well she asked and I gave her permission, so what do you want me to do?
>>722717688
okay that sounds like fun
and why did you choose the red head as your waifu?
>>722717724
idk anything anymore.
what games are you interested now?
>>722717615
I thought it wasn't a dream for a while, it was real suffering. During the dream as I was packaging them I was bending them no problem cause it was hot out. They did have a ton of spider eggs on em though.
>>722717624
i'm dead on the outside. Antibodies fighting on the inside...
>>722717643
Why were you thinking about me? Usually only Ikarous wants to kill me that bad...
>>722717859
im worried about your throat is all
>>722717859
>Spider eggs
>Hot
>Plastic suspension parts
Pls no
>>722717859
you should try dying on the inside, it's fun -_-
>>722717793
Lol I don't get the cuck thing. Kind of a retarded fetish bro.
>>722717630
You played the first one?
>>722717688
Any good normie animes on Netflix you'd recommend?
I tried watching Duradura but couldn't get into it.
>>722717819
Intelligence, we both have red hair, cute/sexy, ect
>>722717819
Hm. Ok then. Im playing a lot of For Honor
>>722717916
If you didn't like durarrara i have nothing to suggest to you
>>722717916
Yeah I had a 360 before I went PC.
>>722717925
why aren't you posting anymore imgs of her? what's her name?
>>722717928
For Honor? sounds like a military game~
>>722717895
Will you take care of it for me~
>>722717907
There were actually spider eggs on em, I just plucked em off outside with a stick. I wanna clean them before installing but I'm not sure how.
Claiming best girl
>"Her hands... they're chapped, and stained with blood!"
>"She must have cleaned and dressed his wounds hundreds, no... thousands of times!"
Speedwagon pls
>>722717793
>>722717916
This place a zoo now?
>>722717988
Rias gremory and because i got a bit lazy
>>722717916
Well my Georgette gets whatever she wants.
>>722717988
Its Knights Vikings and Samurai deathmatch kinda thing
>>722718004
Hi
>>722717990
Just purge the bars with fire already.
>>722717990
only if you let me rub my hands all over your body
>>722718025
here use these imgs
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?page=1&tags=rias_gremory
>>722718065
okay that sounds difficult -.-
>>722718065
Hai! Have you finished the single player yet? How is it?
>>722718069
But they're fine now! Besides the dirt, they're used so of course...
>>722718071
You risk getting sick...
>>722718004
no dogfuckers are just being retarded like always
>>722718138
why is there... blood... at her feet?
>>722718178
i dont get sick
>>722718124
Nty i dont Really like lewd photos of my waifu I prefer to keep her clean
>>722718178
FUCKING! PURGE! BY! FIRE!
And clean them at least!
>>722718124
Its either scary or difficult huh?
>>722718138
Single player is mediocre only entertaing thing is realistic difficulty where they get rid of the UI which is great. They could do some modes for multiplayer if they wanted to.
>>722718264
Rias is super slooty though
>>722718264
lol not all of them lewd!
... i guess they are, nvm.
>>722718297
yes...
>>722717953
I just didn't get it like Death Note.
>>722717963
Everyone said putting it on xbox was a stupid idea. I'm glad it's going on pc this time.
>>722718034
Finally some human dick going into dog vagina. That's the natural order of things.
>"Maybe it's just fate that we meet the people in our lives..."
Speedwagon stahp, pls!
>>722718223
Ehh, it's just a shadow. Yep, just a shadow.
>>722718297
You can co-op that, right?
>>722718272
How should I clean metal bars that go in my engine bay?
I tried looking for vinegar to clean my bulb sockets on my bike, thinking maybe the corrosion in them is causing em not to work, but literally no where on base sells vinegar~ I sure love our advanced military.
>>722718223
I hope not, because I'm very sick right now, and need a cute little meme to comfort me.
>>722718337
Let's not get into this...
>>722718349
Np I appreciate the gesture though
>>722718379
Durrara is too good to pass up, if you dont like that i just can't help you man...
>>722717859
>Usually only Ikarous wants to kill me that bad...
More than you'll ever know
>>722718433
Fucking water, soap, and a sponge. Dish soap works really well surprisingly.
GG Military stronk
>>722718349
Thats ok im sure ill play something that suits your tastes
>>722718379
Everything worked fine it was just boring is all
>>722718384
Yeah you can do coop
>>722718453
The hell are you talkin bout? All she cares about is watermelon and her master
>>722718384
i cant wait to play this game, i hope its not too scary
>>722718433
are you calling me a meme?
>>722718434
is she really going to eat that whole loaf of bread?
>>722718453
nymph is best girl
>>722717615
Ayy senpai
>>722718516
>play
>tastes
>suits
-//- im such a virgin
>>722718508
Shit she's cute. Now that's going to be my new waifu for sure.
>>722718453
It's okay, it's only because she loves me more than she'll ever love anyone else~
>>722718508
Man, sure am glad I'm legally bound by a contract that does't allow me to do any "heavy maintenance" or "wash cars" in the dorm parking lots, and am required to go pay to use an on base hand washing lot. Guess I'll try to clean it in the sink.
>>722718542
A very cute one, since this is the internet after-all, and I can't take anything seriously here~ Though, memes tend to become a reality in my presence which Mako can attest to.
>>722718600
I was just talking about games
>>722718379
Why don't you just leave, because she doesn't fucking want you pal.
I just ate a brownie
brb brushing my teeth!
>>722718566
Ayyyy, sup Kitten.
>>722718620
>Picking a waifu based off looks
Absolute haram.
>>722718635
>Can't fucking use a hose and soap
What kinda fucked up contract did you sign?!
>>722718542
Saya no Uta? It's ehh, horror, but it isn't scary horror really.
>>722718516
If you beat the campaign as co-op on hardest difficulty, do you still get the special reward things?
>>722718629
kill me kikelice
>>722718720
Nobody asked you. Heck off you flipping Nerf Herder.
>>722718434
I kind of got lost at the headless motorcycle driver with smoke coming out her head.
I really enjoyed Death Note though.
>>722718516
Yes because xbox players aren't as competitive as pc and strategy games are only fun with very hard opponents.
>>722718661
Too late I already have her. And I don't share.
>>722718724
Yeah you get the rewards, but not the one's you'd think you get. I was a little disappointment to be honest.
>>722718724
As far as im aware. I beat it solo on hard and it gave me lots of goodies and lots of the in game currency like 4 or 5k
>>722718775
Myths. They are about the same normally unless you go into pc ranked modes that arent normally on console
>>722718542
>>722718724
..it's a bit lewd too..
>>722718720
It's just bullshit military. It sucks ass, both other bases in japan allows SrA to get moved off base, however I'm fucked and can't move off till I am a SSgt, which even then has a long waiting list. Military treats people like children and then forces us to follow ridiculous rules. Can't wait to get out. Only 2 years 1 month left.
I'm gonna die watching Matrix I think...
>>722718775
Jesus dude, how long do you plan on fooling yourself? Knock knock! Who's there? It's not Georgette, that's for sure, because I know she loves me dude, and she wouldn't cheat.
>>722718790
So co-op and single player have different rewards?
>>722718811
Do you get any steel to start with?
>>722718775
It's just a dullahan >>https://dullahan.com
deathnote was great till "L" died
>>722718542
Maybe? Idk
>>722718898
Yeah you can get a few characters or whatever. After beating the campaign I had enough to get all of them and did a little bit of things and got premium
>>722718898
Yeah, they are a bit different. Shit can be random though, so you might get one of the same items or a completely different one, but whatever you get, if it's different, you will not find it in single player, so unique items abound, and to be perfectly honest, I complain about them, but that's me, they are useful and you would probably not mind at all.
>>722718751
Nou.
>>722718861
And this is why I tell my cousin to sod off, and I don't want to military.
>>722718720
Not much
Found a girl though and I'm actually gonna go up and see her in the summer
>>722718811
Not at all pc players tend to be older.
>>722718861
Sucks, Id never join since they don't let you take your dogs with you.
>>722718870
She doesn't cheat obviously because I don't give any of my hot bitches reason to cheat.
>>722718908
Probably makes more sense to a japanese audience. Im not familiar with Japanese folklore.
>>722718861
How do you feel?
>>722719150
>Dullahan
>Japanese folklore
>>722719150
....it's not Japanese folk lore it's irish or scottish i think
>>722719215
That makes it even more confusing. Why Scottish folklore in a Japanese anime?
I just don't understand.
>>722719150
Dude just FUCK OFF already. She's not your bitch, she's mine. SHE LOVES ME not you.
>>722719150
Thats just another meme. most are teenagers
>"Wrryyy"
>"Wrryyy"
>"Wrryyy"
Dio pls.
>>722719057
Oh damn, no kidding? Sounds like a fun time!
>>722718635
>tfw im bad at being cute
>>722718653
what games?
>>722718724
im going to give her the cold shoulder throughout the game then
>>722718819
mega cute
>>722718908
all that weight is going to go straight to her tits
>>722719382
All the games I like that you dont because you have some dislike towards them. Not talking about being a virgin or something
>>722719372
Yee
She's basically my girlfriend right now
Gonna try to get a job there or go to college at least after i graduate in the fall
>>722716630
Maria from Shinmai maou no testament
>>722719328
Nope you just proved you wanna be cucked.Ill be glad to offer that service permanently. I don't share buddy
>>722719336
They sound older on their mics
>>722719297
If you watched the anime they explain how her head was stolen while a scientist was on a trip to Ireland and how she's trying to get it back
>>722719527
Still just nerds and nobody even uses mics normally on xbox anymore
>>722719382
There aren't many choices. Think of it as if it was a book.
>>722719572
>nobody uses mics regularly on xbox anymore
What fucking games do you play?
>>722719572
Lol you are right but plenty of raging 5 year olds who can't even tie their shoes yet are swearing on xbox like no tomorrow.
>>722719654
I played halo online for like 5 hours and nobody fucking had mics
>>722719680
Cant say I havent seen that since the 360 days
bluuh
Im gonna go to bed with my dog girls good night everyone
Maybe next thread someone can explain the whole durara thing to me.
dead
Don’t give yourselves to these unnatural men - machine men with machine minds and machine hearts! You are not machines! You are not cattle! You are men! You have the love of humanity in your hearts! You don’t hate! Only the unloved hate - the unloved and the unnatural! Soldiers! Don’t fight for slavery! Fight for liberty!
>"No, stop!"
>...
>"Th-The frog wasn't even hurt!"
JoJo pls.
>>722719436
im just really scared of dying in games, it makes me feel sad
>>722719629
i want to play video games to have fun not to read!
>>722720797
did you see the part when he lift the shit outta that rock?
>>722720945
Its ok we can find something
>>722721090
im serious, i get sad when mario falls into a hole and dies
>>722720945
>i want to play video games to have fun not to read!
It's not a video game. It's a visual novel. All you do is read and sometimes you get an option to choose what to do. My favourite VN, but to be honest I doubt you'll like it.
>did you see the part when he lift the shit outta that rock?
I'm only at ep 4 where this Zeppeli guy punches a frog.
>>722721270
Are you kidding? I paid $35 for that?
>epi 4
oh yeah that's when he lifts the rock
>>722721173
Its ok im sure there are plenty without death we just need to look
>>722721358
Nnnooo! I could've given you a download link..
>>722721358
Oh, THAT rock! He sure lifted the shit out of that rock.
>>722721399
will you look for me? i know nothing about the gaming world
>>722721475
you mean steal? no thanks
I wanted to play as her, run around and eat people
>>722721613
i bet that rock feels like shit right now
>>722721633
Of course. Just need to look at my steam I probably have something there.
>>722721633
Fair enough.
>>722721683
..Magicka? Death becomes just a silly thing. Spell system kinda complex though.
>>722721683
when i get a computer i'm going to make a steam hehe
i have to get back to sleep, goodnight.
>hugs
>>722721901
you would steal from your waifu? okay then
also goodnight saya~
>hugs you too
>>722721950
I wouldn't steal from my waifu! I downloaded it before it had an official english patch.
Good night.
>>722721901
Nah I think they still wont like that
>>722721950
Goodnight sleep well
>>722722070
Multiplayer or single player?
>>722722112
Not sure but they dont like things dying i guess. May like rhythm games or something I guess.
>>722722070
Recettear? Failing is kinda depressing though..
>>722722368
Yeah but you dont die? Audiosurf works i guess
>>722722484
I don't think you die. You'll just get few bruises and get carried out of the dungeon. If you fail to get enough money by the end of the month you'll get thrown on the street though.
>>722722603
I dont know ask them later I guess. Im going to head to bed night
>>722722858
Night
>>722722909
I will never sing.
>>722723517
..rap then?
>>722723536
>Best NGE girl
>>722716649
I don't think that forum was created for these threads.
>>722723652
How do you even rap
>>722723652
She is quite nice.
>>722723828
You rhyme in a rhythm?
>>722723839
Which one of them and from the remake or the original?
>>722718908
Death Note was still great after L death, it was sort of a message that he might have died but his guts were still flowing on M and his wisdom on N, in order to keep his promise of beating Kira.
>>722724140
>>722724173
Howdy.
>>722724292
Hai. It's pretty dead in here.
>>722724486
Seems like, it usually is around this hour.
What time is it where you live?
>>722724418
I liked Let Go and Snowcone the most from w2016, I think.
>>722724010
I don't like the Rebuilds, so it should be obvious which I prefer.
Though, they are the same character
>>722724653
14:47
>>722724715
..God mode Rei?
1.0 and 2.0 were good imo. 3.0 not so much. Original anime was way better though.
>>722724653
Snowcone is great because of those haunting chords mixed with the moog beeps. Works so well together.
Mine is still No Problem.
>people already "speed running" Nioh
Mine!
>>722725029
Morning
Of course. Earlier you start speed running a game, the better.
Worst thing about being sick is how unattractive it makes you look. I go from being literally the sexiest man on the planet to slightly less so.
Suffering.
>>722725106
So I'm finally #1?
Good evening everyone~
You guys wanna smoke some weed?
I got some weed maaaaan.
>>722725106
I gather you aren't feeling any better then
>>722725988
Inject all your marijuanas.
>>722725988
No, thank you. It's too late, it'd be a waste to smoke and go straight to sleep.
>>722726164
I'm injecting marryjuwannas right now.
>>722726166
Lame excuse but whatever.
7am here. Wake n Bake is a go.
>>722726262
>>722726262
>>722726283
5:20 AM here. Going to bed in 10 minutes.
>>722726349
Quick!
Sends ludes.
-squeaks!-
>>722725988
I just went out to get some rolling papers, GitS doesn't deserve to be watched sober.
>>722726406
Hmmm, nah. Why would I do something like that?
>>722726525
Hello!
>>722726559
^.^ -brings you tea and a dish of sweet raspberries-