Just went on a date. >Get qt pies number while 12 beers deep.

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Just went on a date.

>Get qt pies number while 12 beers deep.
>Arrange date with her next week
>Told me what she did but i was too drunk to remember.
>Decide to find her Linkedin so i don't have to say i was too drunk/forgot.
>find it and head out confident.
>date going nicely, treating her to fancy dinner
>accidentally drop her last name that i got from her Linkedin
>asks how i know her last name, i say i just guessed.
>barely speaks rest of dinner or on drive home to drop her off.
>99% sure she think im a stalker.

Whats the least painful method of suicide /B/