>Be me >Meet a cute girl online >Ask if she wants to

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>Be me
>Meet a cute girl online
>Ask if she wants to come to my place
>She says yes
>Ohbaby.jpg
>She's coming over in an hour
>I put on some candles and make my room 'Exotic'
>Parents have go out for dinner (Probably to have sexy time)
>Someone rings the doorbell, playing that sassy tune Africa, by TOTO (Yes we have a custom doorbell)
>Cumeverywherefromexcitement.html
>It's a fat hairy dude aged in his 20's
>I'm 16
>ohcuck.jayz
>He smashes through the door and starts spinning his dick like a madman
>”Have you ever seen a dick this big before?”
>Me: “You’re not Joshua Crispim (The girl I had met online)
>”I’m Joshua Crispim, and i’m gonna rip you a new ass”
>Kachiga.scuffed
>He whips out his dick
>Asianmantakingashit.gif
>He cums and wipes his dick
>He tips his fedora and starts spinning his dick around
>He flies away
>His dick defined the laws of Physics, Aviation and Aerodynamics
>To this day i still hate the niggers, Nothing to do with story just thought everyone should know
>Namaste.js

>Be me >Meet a cute girl online >Ask if she wants to

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