Need some help, I'm a fucking nigger and I'm ordering

>>722702428
OP here and no I can't have my bullshit sent to my house.

>>722702428
send it to a po box or something

also sauce

>>722702577
Lana Rain, she's a Chaturbate girl who got banned for playing videogames on stream instead of her pussy. Any other suggestions other than a P.O. box?

>>722702577
Lana rain you dumbass faggot

>>722702577
I was gonna say the same thing i think you can also order it for pick up from shit like UPS and Fedex

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>>722702428
Hey OP, You're a fucking faggot, and must be under 18 if what you're saying is true.

That being said, I'll answer your question in hopes you leave this site and get fucked by a nigger.

>Send it to an empty home
Mailmen/Mail services don't really give a fuck
>Open a P.O Box
Or you can't because you're under 18 b&
>Wait by the door on day of delivery
Still hope you get fucked by a nigger.

sage in all fields /thread

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>>722702828
Good shit, I'll try that out. Thanks anon

>>722702991
I think UPS had this "MyChoice (tm)" thing in which you could choose exactly when and where your package would be delivered.

Not sure if other delivery companies offer that shit.

You can hop on TOR and find a delivery broker as well. Sounds like it's already on its way though. But that's a good thing, because darwinism will take care of you.

>>722702991
Who dis?

You need to train nosy motherfuckers. Order something small that would embarrass them to open, not you. Like some underwear. Then be like "Why the fuck are you getting into my underwear?". Then order some vitamins or ointment and be like "Why the fuck are you tampering with my medicine?" Then order some boring shit no one cares about and shame them about that too. When they stop looking in the packages, then you can order the good shit.

>>722702428
sauce?

order around christmas under the pretense of gifts
thats how i smuggled a silicone dick past my parents once upon a time

>>722702577
General Delivery. Then pick it up from the post office.
Basically instead of writing in your address, write "General Delivery".
Ex:
Anon Davidson
General Delivery
Undisclosed, CA 11111

>>722702991
What's so special about her? She's a pretty generic looking girl with kind of dissapointing tits.

Only thing i see is an odd color of hair

>>722702428
Rent a PO Box

>>722702428
Stop being a nigger

>>722707530
cute af to me, whoever she is. Although I LOVE the emo/scene/alt girl look.

>>722707824
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5711203abeb7f