What is the best way for me to kill myself while my friends and

Step in front of a bus

Use a charcoal grill Inside your house / room and dont vent

You can't kill yourself, once you "commit suicide" the universe splits into 2, one being the place where you died, the other being where you live. You can't "kill yourself", it's theoretically impossible.

Glad you told me the pic was unrelated

Was confused for a second

>>722702524
Imagine it like this, you're in a room with a constant timer with a gun pointed towards your head, there's a 50/50 chance of it going off, it keeps counting down and you survive, it continues until your odds are way too slim, and you are considered immortal. You, the person reading this... you're immortal. How do you know you're alive? How do you know you're dead?

>>722702340
This op. Barbecue inside your house. Don't forget the meat and beer. Your last meal.

shadbase is shit

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>>722702340
Actually a great idea. Go camping, alone, if you can help it. It helps if you are inexperienced to sell it. Use a small propane stove inside of your tent, about 3/4 flame "to keep warm" in these chilly winter conditions. You stay warm and toasty for the rest of your life, your family thinks you were a bit of an idiot, but not cleaning-loaded-gun idiot. Actually a p comfy way to go.

>>722702840
>722702840
He's no incase, but incase barely does any r34.

>>722702741
Or usw a 3d printer if you are a hipster http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4167150/San-Francisco-couple-died-carbon-monoxide-poisoning.html#ixzz4X7hiTQWm

>>722702524
>>722702738

we aren't significant, we are a part of nature like anything else. Eventually we will either ascend to a point where machines can take over, but as far as biological entities go we are flawed and destined to become compost material.

As for killing yourself, there isn't really a method to make it painless and look like it's not suicide.

Painful deaths are the only ones that can 100% guaranteed be an accident. Even then your death will be investigated by professionals and being the idiot you are it will be certainly deemed suicide.

>>722703603
*slow clap*

>>722703603
You don't know it exists, you can't prove its existence nor can you disprove it. One day, like you said, machines will take over, leaving humans to die off. Once we die, our star will keep giving us heat, trees will keep producing oxygen, the rain will still fall. The sun will someday explode killing everything and leaving what we made useless. Should we just stop now?

FILTHY
DUMB
NIHILIST
SCUM

Are you white? If you are, you have an obligation to stay alive and impregnate hundreds of white women, raising the white birth rate.

>>722701948
You can actually orgasm to death.

There's a story of a guy fapping, like, 42 times in a single day and died.

Try to beat his record.

Better yet, fap, like, 30 times, then call a hooker.

Record your results.

Get a handjob, then a blowjob, then sex. See which one is hardest to achieve. Make sure to cum each time.

Make fucking sure you record your results or your death will mean nothing!

Get someone to eat your ass until you cum. Have them hit your prostate.

Get a guy to fuck you in the ass. Have him give you a reacharound. Record the difference of fucking him vs your female escort. You're dying, so what does it matter if people think you're gay?

Try and impregnate the girl. Cuz why the fuck not?

You will be the very definition of going out with a bang

>>722705006
> Try and impregnate the girl.
Suiciding but not quite leaving yet. Truly poetic anon.

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>>722701948

>>722702935
I rather take shad than incase

>>722704072

Unfortunately, there isn't anything supernatural in this existence. There is no such thing as an original idea, machines and everything we make are based of processes in nature or accidents.

There isn't a disconnect with us and machines, artificial intelligence is just our thinking process but with the added ability of it not being able to forget.

The machines we make won't take over, they will just replace us. If we can make AI that can actually substantially improve itself you can essentially make infinite sentience. Which is pretty much the ultimate goal humanity can progress too.

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Heroin overdose

Buy it on dream market from caliclaire, she does overnight shipping if you order by 7a

You might enjoy the heroin enough to stick around a while longer, it makes you instantly mentally, physically, and emotionally comfortable

>>722702738
Are you like really fucking high right now reading Satre or something that made no sense. I understand the point you are trying to make about multiverse and we exist in one where we survive eternally but your metaphor was complete word salad

>>722707317
>word salad
I keked

>>722705960
Loli pls

>>722708645
Over 900 lolis here:
imgur.com/a/cvCbb

>>722701948
Asphyxiate yourself with a belt while masturbating. Nobody would believe you killed yourself on purpose with your dick in your hand.

drive a car VERY fast into the middle concrete shit inbetween highway underpasses.

they usually just blame it on avoiding a cat.

in regards to carbon monoxide death, make sure you allow time for it to build up then enter the enclosed place, otherwise you'll fuck it up and nothing will happen (i know from experience) supposedly you have to wait like an 45min-60min depending how big the enclosure is