Can /b/ help me cure my autism? I have real difficulty to struggle

>>722689007
smoke more weed

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>>722689007
hi mum

>>722689007
The only way to get rid of the voices is to kill them at the source.

Shoot yourself in the head until they go away OP.

>>722689007
That's not autism fucktard. Get yourself diagnosed by a proper psychologist already.

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>>722689129
yes

>>722689007
what are they saying OP

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Listen to the voices, kill them all

>>722689007
Kill them. Kill them all.

>>722689007
Literally do what normal crazy people do OP, AND these results probably a very decent number of them, go on with life and act like it doesn't exist

>>722689229
They want me to take a rope and hang myself from my ceiling fan...truly scary.

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ITS NOT ME

>>722689291
what do you think will happen if you listen to them OP? I'm worried for you

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>>722689275
Kill. Them. All.

>>722689360
I dunno...maybe death will take her due....

>>722689007
Yes, of course. /b/ is the place to find specialist care to treat autism.

By the way, ignore what your doctors might say, /b/ knows best.

Oh, and tits or GTFO.

why delete this OP?

>Op here

>Be me, inna 10th grade >some faggot dissing me >don't care, reply with insults and banter with the queer >call his mother a dimestore whore who sucks dicks so fast she might as well be an olympic cock sucker >his too close to home for him I guess >picks a fight with me >can't pussy out because people circled us >fuck it >go ham >first thing I did was hit him in the throat as hard as I could >after that I knocked him on his ass and kicked him in the face >then I started stomping on his gut >I was about to kick him as hard as I could in the neck but I stopped myself because I was afraid I'd kill him >didn't fuck with me after that >didn't get in trouble either

Kill everyone, then kill yourself. Follow your fate

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>>722689094
>>722689007

>>722689501

You forgot to tell him to suck a few dicks for the bros on the way out

>>722689471
what if you live? do you think they'll stop or will they do it again?

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>>722689007
OP here, am also a furry

Should I anhero?

yum spaghet hehe xd

>>722689007
kys, easiest way

>>722689753

You disgust me

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>>722689771
STOP STEALING MY MEMES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee

>>722689007
Trip on acid and shrooms.

>>722689007
that is schizophrenia, you need to see a doctor

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>>722689841
No

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>>722689912

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>>722689817
Maybe then I can get dicked by a hot futa furry

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>>722689951
Stealing that too.

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Op here

>>722690211
Kill them all. They deserve salvation.

>>722690211
I dunno who you are but it is rather serious, Do not hinder my quest for a cure.

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>>722690211
NO IM OP! QUIT IMPERSONATING ME!


I want to be dommed my a hot futa fur. And feel her shove her dick in my face and she bullies my little dick

>>722690342
There is no cure, only cleansing by the fire. It will hurt at first, but in the end you will all become clean.

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>>722690140
WHO IS THIS

if you're hearing voices, you don't have autism, you have what psychiatrists call the "galloping crazies"

>>722690427
You too have a little dick? Being an autist with a little dick is so hard on me...the voices are creeping over...

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>>722690472
Bane?

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Answer me now!

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>>722690546
Yeah, well YOU HAVE THE GALLOPING CRAZIES! I DIDNT COME HERE TO BE MADE FUN OF! I WANT YOUR HELP

>>722690569
WHO SAID I HAVE A LITTLE DICK! ITS 8 INCHS!

>>722690779
POST BENIS DADDY!

>>722690779
do it

>>722690779
I have to gently ask you to not post silly picture of my face...

When I was in High School some guys kept trying to fuck with me and telling me to stop with my disorder and whatnot, I ignored them until it got physical, at that point I made it very clear that I wouldn't hesitate to kill each and every one of them using nothing but a plastic fork and the contents of my left pocket (a few dimes and a quarter) and they fucked off real quick. I think it was mostly the manner in which I described what I'd do.

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Only listen to the ones with futa furs, everyone else claiming to be OP is a LYING FAG

>>722691076
I ASKED FOR YOU TO QUIT IMPERSONATING ME! STOP SHOVING WORDS IN MY MOUTH! LET ME TALK FOR MYSELF YOU FAGGOT BEFORE I BREAK YOUR JAW!

>>722691235
I SAID QUIT POSTING THIS COPY PASTA! IT WAS A JOKE!

>>722689007
Get some pot edibles, do a shit ton of them over the course of a few months.
Or smoke it, your choice.
That should permanently take the edge off.

It also works for aspergers, just take less, for less time.

>>722691866
I sincerely thank you about that, I never tried weed in my life...I'm afraid of dying of an overdose or some shit.

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OH no whats going on in here. Im gonna go shoplift

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>>722692015
>overdosing on weeD
IM GETTING FUCKING TRIGGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD

>>722692110
Oh Galil. A dear fellow that I love! You are the only one that can appease my voices.

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>>722691866
KYS YOU FILTHY DRUGGIE! YOU WASTE IF SPACE AND USLESS FAGOT!! CLEAN YOURSELF UP AND GET A FUCKING JOB!

>>722692015
WHAT DID I JUST FUCKING SAY! QUIT IMPERSONATING ME! IM THE ONLY ONE TO LISTEN TO! IMGNORE THIS FAKE FAG

>>722692110
Galil, thank god! Tell these faggots to quit impersonating me!

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Op here

I feel like im just getting shit posted on in the thread so if you wanna add me go ahead my discord is in picture related.

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>>722692291

>>722692015
You can't die from weed, so don't worry about that.

If you are worried, just start off slow and build up to test your tolerance.

Basically, it can go from just a buzz, to legitimately high, to really, really high (where you can feel time passing almost like a physical object), to fucked.

Try to aim for really, really high, because fucked isn't that pleasant. However, fucked also isn't dangerous, it's just unpleasant.

A good high lasts several hours, up to around 12, then about 8-12 hours after that it comes back, but much less intense, then tapers off over the next day or so.

>>722689007
Masturbate more. Get an extra tight fleshlight thing with lube if needed. These things make you cum better than a real pussy. That I can tell you.

>>722689007
>I just saw a movie where a guy had a bunch of people in his head and now I need to be special by acting like I have voices in my head

Wew-lad.

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>>722692616
its not an act

>>722692531
Well, I am more than willing to try then! Thank you.

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>>722692398
WHY ARE PEOPLE OUT TO GET ME! I JUST WANTES HELP!

>>722692546
But I already have one, and a dragon dildo

>>722692531
DONT TEMPT ME YOU DEVIL! THE PASTOR SAID WEED WOULD KILL YOU IF YOU SMOKED IT!

>>722692616
MINE IS REAL YOU FAGGOT

>>722692616
What are you even talking about?

OP you likely have schizophrenia.
Treatable with medication of many different kinds. Tell a doctor about the voices as they are a common symptom. Over time you and a psychiatrist can find a medication that gives you relief and manages your condition well.
Start with the doctor.

>>722692713
Sure thing.
I recommend edibles just because they effect me much more than smoking it does, and you don't need any accessories, and frankly it's unpleasant to smoke...

But they effect different people to vastly different levels, so again, start off slow. Take like a quarter of a dose (a dose is 10 mg), wait about an hour and a half, and if you aren't feeling much take another quarter, etc. until you find your dose.

Some people need more than one dose though, so it all depends.
Personally, it hits me like a freight train...

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i showed u my meme answer me

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>>722689007

take two of these and call me in the morning

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WHY DOESNT ANYONE (YOU) ME! I AM THE READ OP!

>>722692713
NO I AM NOT! YOU ARE FAKE!

>>722692851
I DID! THEY SAY I AM MAKING IT UP! THEY ARE TRYING TI SILENCE MR!

>>722693024
KILL YOURSELF! I TOLD YOU TO KILL YOURSELF!

>>722693065
CURRENTLY SAVING UP FOR ONE

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dude weed lmao

>>722693167
I WISH I WAS IN THR PHILLIPINES SO I COULD KILL YOU FILTHY DRUGGIES! YOU RATS! YOU WASTES! YOU LIBTARDS!

>>722693194
>>722693261
Don't make fun of my my fetish!

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>>722693325
Fuckn I forgot the picture, now you cant tell who I am anymore! I am here, this js me

>>722693024
NO NO NO. People who are schizophrenic should stay clear of marijuana. I'm a die hard toker for 35 years but NO. Marijuana triggers and exacerbates paranoia and delusion in those prone to schizophrenia.

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>>722693512
NO! DONT MAKR ME A MEME! I HATE MYSELF! WHY DID I POST THAT!

I HATE MYSELF! I HATE MYSELF! I HATE MYSELF!

>>722693154
Moar?

>>722693484
If he really is schizophrenic, I would agree... But that diagnosis comes from faggots on /b/, so it can't be trusted.

He asked about treating autism, and I know from personal experience that that helps extremely well.
Also treats aspergers, as I mentioned.

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Have you seen my ipod?

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>>722693845
Alright, but please help me! I don't want to hurt anyone, the voices keep telling me to!

>>722694069
Me and my oc and Shadow

>>722693906
I'm diagnosing the kid based on his hearing voices. It is also possible to be autistic and schizophrenic concurrently. I myself am a
sperge who vaporizes the shit out my BC bud for the focus it gives me. But I am not schizophenic like OP surely is being a male of between 15-25 when the disease often manifests in voices, obsessions and even religious delusions. Well treated with medicine.

>>722694570
WHY AREBT YOU KILLING YOURSELF

>>722694570
Medicine scares me, I'm on a more homeopathic vibe...

>>722694050
whatever you do, it is only hurting them if they dont want it to happen. find someone who wants you to do what the voices are telling you to do and its a win win situation, no one getting hurt and everyone gets what they want.

>>722694836
do crystal weed

>>722694915
Is that strong?

>>722694975
it hits you like a plastic fork and the contents of my left pocket (a few dimes and a quarter)

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>>722694975
Shit made me trip out for like 12 hours on a weed trip. I saw my dead grandmother once she told me to do what makes me happy. was pretty cool,

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>>722689007
Well, hearing voices is either schizophrenia, OR a sign of the early stages of demonic possession.
If you already have a mental condition like autism, you are open to possession (because you are an easier target)

The 3 stages are Infestation, oppression, and then possession:

Infestation is the early stage when a spirit has attached itself to you. Typically it involves hearing strange noises, feeling the presence of people who are not there, and a general feeling of unease.

Oppression is most like the stage you are in, where you start hearing voices. This is where they start to break down your will, and prepare you for full on possession.

I recommend testing this theory by going to a Catholic church, dipping your fingers in a font of holy water (which are usually placed near the entrances), and making the sign of the cross. Just to see if it feels unpleasant, or hurts, or if the voices object.
Maybe also get a crucifix to wear around your neck.

If none of that makes any difference, then it's probably regular old schizophrenia.

>>722695129
I'm already haunted by all those creepy voices...Don't want a ghost at that...it's scary

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>>722694866
But they want me to do some really fucked up stuff. One of them, Jack, wants me to eat someone while they are alive.

>>722694836
>>722694915
>>722694975
>>722695072
>>722695129

KIILL YOURSELFS! I KEEP TELLING YOU! KILL!! YOURSELF!!

on the off chance op is legit.
doctor plus medicine. everyone else here wants a feed the bait troll thread

>>722695203
Holy shit?! What should I do??!???!

>>722695332
perhaps find someone who has always wondered what it would be like to be eaten alive.

>>722695332
Also, moar please?

>>722695332
multiple personalities is very rare.
trolling and master baiting is an art some faggots like op utterly fail at

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Probably should an hero OP

>>722695478
Well you do like I said, just to test that theory.

If Catholic religious symbols DO make a difference, talk to a priest. At the very least, they can bless you, and/or your house, which should help for a while.

The general procedure for any kind of exorcism is to try all the normal treatments for schizophrenia and such, and if they don't help, then they may recommend an exorcism.

>>722695600
I'M NOT SURE IF THERE ARE ANY OF THEM. JACK WANTS SOMEONE VERY PARTICULAR. THE HEAD NIGGER AND TERRORIST SYMPATHIZER HIMSELF, BARACK HUSSAIN OBAMA!

>>722695657
Not until you help me

>>722695693
Of course its a fail at baiting and trolling, its R E A L L I F E! EVER HEARD OF REAL LIFE

>>722689007
Go seek help from a docter they give you drugs to balance out your chemicals

>>722689007
That's Schizophrenia or Schizoaffective disorder, or you just want to pretend for some attention.

In the first two, you need real medicine, not that homeopathetic shit.

As for #3, that can be fixed with a BJ.

>>722696077
so go get him. Ask him politely after you tie him up and see what he has to say. with any luck he wont be opposed to the idea and jack will get to taste live human flesh.

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what the fuck is this shit
fuck outta here niggers

stay with me contained

>>722696077
>>722696733
also, dubz for your dubz