Confession time. When I was 13, I thought, "Why don't

i tried to clean my pecker off with hand sanitizer when i was a kid
the pain was unlike anything i've ever felt

>>722687530
I don't get it

For fun, I thought it was a great idea to spray a box of deoderant at the tip of my penis. Having a small penis, I blame the deoderant for that. It somewhat makes me feel better, should I had never sprayed the deodorant on my penis, since what if I hadn't and still had a small penis.

So, I think I stopped myself for feeling less self-esteem.

This thought and experience makes me feel a tiny speck better about myself, that I possibly had a chance to have a great massive shaft.

Coolstorybro.

>>722687883
+1

What does this do?

>>722687530
sometimes when i jack off i spit on my dick
it feels good but after the smell of dry spit is gross

>>722687530
I used a 'make a dildo' kit from a sex shop back in the 90s. It moulds a dildo from your cock, I used it to make my wife a gift. She threw it in a box unused and it disappeared into the basement. Until it turned up hidden in my daughters underwear draw.
Knowing she masterbates with my cock turns me on more than it should.

>>722688464
Enough 4chan for today, thanks.

>>722688464
This.
This has made my evening a bit brighter.

sometimes i bump threads

>>722689901
me too

>>722687530
mom finger van

>>722688464
What's she look like? I'm intrigued. I'm a nice guy 25/m MN

>>722687530
I jacked off with some Icy Hot I found in my parent's bedroom along with polaroids of my mom.

>>722688464
Kek

>>722687530
When I was 14, I noticed that deodorant worked wonders for my pits, but my balls still reeked.
What else to do than to rub cologne on them?
After the mind-numbing agony subsided and all the alcohol evaporated, my balls were cherry red and smelled delicious.

>>722688464
now that's creative

Back in 2005 I went on Disney.com without my parents permission.

I still get chills when I think of it.

>>722688464
>daughter happy getting off with a rough-looking 20-year-old-dildo she finds in the basement

raising a classy girl there anon

Once I said I check em on a get thread but I didn't get

>>722691807
fuck, im telling the guys at work about this

I had two thumb drives. One for "personal uses" (as in lots of porn) and another for school. Both of them looked the exact same so I put a bit of red string around my personal one. One day I had a project about chemistry or some shit so I put it on my school storage. The day of the presentation I was a bit late and in a rush. I guess the string came off of my personal one and I brought that to class. The teacher took my dive and put it in the computer. A shit ton of low quality fetish porn popped up. It was on the screen for like 30 seconds before my teacher closed out of the folder. Keep in mind there where like 50 people in my class at the time so it wasn't very private. nobody said anything. I walked up the front of the class with a fucking red face and got it back. I ended up failing that class as expected. I'm pretty sure word got out fast but nobody really said anything to me about this incident. Thankfully I graduated from that school. I tried keeping this a secret, but screw it its been a good while seance then.

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>>722687530

Oke i am going to give it too you straight.
You are masturbating way to much, /b is flooded with porn.
Nothing but lonely losers ejaculating excessively, destroying their testosterone levels.
Our only weakness , porn.
After ejaculation you are calmed you are made docile and lose all motivation.
This needs to stop, this is the reason our birth rates dwindle.
This is the reason why /b turned weak , we are all contempt wankers, drained of our manly juices that makes us /b.
We let our guard down now tumbler and reddit have grown in numbers ,they made us weak with this infection of porn.
It is time we put our sperm in nothing but jars or women, no more little swimmers waisted on webm`s.
No more ejaculation unless it is for the cause of /b.
It is time for discipline, It is time we make /b great again, It its time we stop masturbating with out a cause.
/b unite ,Abstain , Return to your natural form of frustration, hate, contempt and anger.

Your mission , no masturbation for 9 days too reach the maximum amount of testosterone in your system.
This will also flush the build up oestrogen out of your system and reduce your bitch tits.

Do not watch any porn.
Sexual stimulus causes the prostate to produce prostate fluid that over time becomes a carcinogen.

If you roll dubs or higher in this thread you get a 7/10 gf, trips gives you a 7,5/10 gf etc.
If you already have a gf you get a second one.

>>722687530
i once had sex with a 14-yr-old boy

>>722688073
It'll dry out, crack your skin, and give you awful sores.