Waifu claiming thread.
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>>722674348
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Gas dogfuckers
Stab me homu :o
>>722685059
Yuppers~ I'm cooking now so replies will be slow.
Went and bought some tissue boxes and medicitations. Here's hoping less sicks come soon.
Also hoping for car strut bars today.
How's everyone?
>>722685437
>Support Anivia
I refuse.
Shielder claimed
>>722685711
What are strut bars?
<3<3<3 Daddy Bismarck claimed <3<3<3
Still here
and
>>722685663
Cool what are you cooking?
>>722685745
Hi
>>722684579
I'm boring too talk to!
I hope we'll, you should have things go well for you
I've used a few moisturizers, 3 body washes and some sort of in shower moisturizer you apply after cleaning yourself. Nothing works it seems
Yes, teach me how to snowboard!
>protip, I'm a terrible student~
It was nice to see you again my friend, but I've been rather lethargic all day, and my bed calls to me now
>>722684841
I'm definitely unlucky then.
Good luck with your building, it's time for sleep though!
>>722685711
I hope the sick gets rekt. Good night Yohane, see you in a few hours probably~
>>722685711
dead on the inside -_-
カラミチーマス
>>722685827
goodnight
Claiming best girl
>>722684437 (Lewder)
>>722685745
Have you tried gesture drawings? Just tuning out and sketching. Might take your mind off of things..
Claimed
>>722685734
I just got 12 wins with a terrible Rogue deck.
Where is your precious Forsen now~?
>>722685786
They are bars that connect your strut towers together (towers in your engine bay and trunk, directly above the wheels) that prevent the car chassis from flexing.
>>722685827
Rip, sleep tight!
>>722685832
same but on the outside
>>722685362
Get me a pic like the one from today, except that instead of the phone its the grill butt.
Sweet dreams.
>>722685734
Too afraid of me completely shattering the meta?
She has damage, isnt that all you need to have to support in this game?
Best type moon claimed.
Birthday edition, also something about someone looking for me.
>>722686057
What does Forsen have to do with that?
Also, Forsen is renowned for being a really good Miracle Rogue player.
>>722686127
>Too afraid of me completely shattering the meta?
No, I'm afraid of you walling me off from the enemies :^)
>>722686154
What a fag.
>>722686060
rip -_-
>>722685810
Mash potatoes and chicken cutlets.
>tfw no tomoko to share it with
>>722684367 (Alice)
It can't be beat, the peace and quiet along with the exercise is well worth it. Sometimes I'd see the odd animal out and about, but since they were completely wild, they'd tend to keep their space and curiously watch.
>>722684579 (Sanya)
Yeah, same to you. I'm typically around here at this time of evening (US).
>>722684729 (Rory)
Those unexpected windfalls are always nice. Sometimes they have a way of coming about when you're needing those extra funds for bills and whatnot.
>>722685087 (Yuuki)
What's your opinion of For Honor? Really good? Solid?
>>722685711
Still alive over there? Hope those meds work for you.
>>722686057
>Trump era
>playing cardstone
Gz on the 12 wins tho, how often do you play arena?
>>722685734
Also obligatory twintails are cute.
>>722686355
hay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lv3nsGtxWK0
>>722686333
That does sound yummy. Picture?
>>722686060
Oh okay, so kinda like a suspension thing? I don't know too much about cars
>>722686355
It's pretty good, it's a lot of fun if you have a full party. Combat is kinda wonky and some classes are broken as hell, but definitely worth checking out
>>722685827
Now you're lying!
Yup yup.
So many different kinds of things and none of them work? Hmm, that is interesting..
I will try to~
>Spoilers: Im a bad teacher~
Nighty night, you~
>>722685827
night sleep well Alice
>>722685337
ok done
>>722686248
Take care of meme
>>722686355
I'm hanging in there. Bought some claritan and cough drops, hopefully will help a bit with the nose and constant sneezing/coughing
>>722686578
I don't think it has much to do with suspension besides the fact that it attaches to i. It's mainly to just make sure the car is rigid and doesn't bend around fast and sharp turns, changing how it handles. Very useful for drifting.
That said, I don't know a ton about cars either.
>>722686154
Is it Shiki or Shikifag birthday? Either way happy birthday!
>>722686220
Gotta play it safe, its better to stop you from killing than to fail stopping them from killing you, I think.
>>722686355
Im looking at a minimum of 800 this semester. Also, I hate when everyone wants something different.
>we have a single double-barrel fryer
>3 different types of fried potato
>they all get ordered on the same table
>>722686564
Hell no my kitchen is a mess!
>>722687021
what -_-
>>722687094
>>722686564
Smug Tomo you slut :^)
>>722687067
Shiki, couldn't care less about my own.
>>722687081
Claiming Saber alter or Jeanne alter?
>>722686220
Not as gay as following twitchfags.
>>722687211
Oh Saber forgot to type it out
Happy birthday to ya Shiki
>>722685810
good morning qt~
>>722685974
its just coming out awful, even doodles are bad
i dont feel happy at all
>>722685982
i will be watching 7 and 8 tonight~
im enjoying it so far
>>722687211
>Not as gay as following twitchfags.
That's a weak comeback.
>>722687185
Don't call my boyfriend a slut.
>>722687021
What kind of car do you drive? I have a Ford Escape
>>722687094
Let me see just the food then?
>>722687185
What did I do?
>>722687417
How goes it?
Time to slep
>>722686578
Heh, wonky in what way? I'm not too worried about the imbalance in classes right now since they'll work on that. Any connectivity issues? That's the one thing that makes or breaks any game with fighting for me.
>>722687021
The coughing always drove me mad when I'd finally fall asleep and then wake up coughing because of nasal drip. Claritin works pretty well for most, myself included. I'd be eating some hot soup or drinking some hot tea to soothe the throat too.
>>722687083
Those are the sort who proceed to complain, even knowing that the kitchen is small and/or options are limited. The same people also complain when it says "NO SUBSTITUTIONS" clear as day. The struggle never ends.
>>722687081
>all dat Type Moon
still claimering
>>722687542
I'll call him what he is.
>>722687639
Have you forgotten someone?
Rhymes with crispy.
>>722687466
But it is a true one.
>>722687211
O. Maybe she will get some pretty art for her birthday, I'm looking forward to see new Shiki pics.
>>722687466
>he doesnt even want Reckful to get mad at him
>>722687639
No way, I'm a bad cook. It's embarrassing.
>>722687754
Then you wouldn't mind having your throat slit open from ear to ear...
>>722687864
Not necessarily.
>>722687902
Fucking bald jew.
>>722687417
Awwww yeah
You are gonna fucking love episode 8 I guarantee it
>>722687735
What kind of books does Patches like?
>>722687754
What about Hanako? Im not doing anything
>>722687940
Come on let me see. Dont threaten people its mean
>>722687902
She already has, finally catching up to the very old trend. Next year, hestia bra, and after that the virgin killer sweater.
>>722687695
We had someone ask if the American cheese on the American cheeseburger was a strong cheese. And I got that table out pretty alright. Our most lived customer has been in 3 times since the menu change. Asking for a poached egg with her fish and salad. Its been 2 months since we stopped the caesar salad, which had a poached egg.
>>722687940
Try it. It wont matter. Outcome will be the same.
>>722688117
I guess flirting all night and getting lewd is different than having a succubus.
>>722687695
It's a type moon reunion
>Tfw ignored by Shiki
>>722687622
I have a Skyline HCR32, also known as the R32-GTS-T
>>722687695
Yeah, the coughing is always the worst, because with coughing comes headaches, chest pain, everything pain.
Especially with a chronic cough and strep.
I can't stand the meds they prescribed me, tastes so awful.
>>722688117
Alright I'll be back in like a half hour with a picture.
>>722688225
The outcome will favor me~
>>722686220
>What does Forsen have to do with that?
You were making fun of Amaz because he played mostly arena, yet I've learned to draft correctly. Progress, my friend.
>Forsen is renowned for being a really good Miracle Rogue player.
I'd watch his constructed plays if I had any Rogue cards. I disenchant every not-golden/not-priest card I get.
>>722686398
>playing cardstone
But.. I spent money on it, just like I couldn't drop League!
Thank you, I don't think I deserved them, I just had luck while drafting. I somehow got 2x Eviscerate/2x C. Coin and one Van Cleef.
>how often do you play arena?
This was my first round in the 2 years I've been playing it!
>>722687417
Why feeling so bad?
>>722688082
NHK?
>>722687639
im sad gib hugs
>>722688082
don't ruin it for me! i really don't trust that girl at all, i know she's up to no good
>>722688225
That it is
>>722688319
Alright cool cant wait
>>722688122
She is reviving a good trend in these dark times full of VKS.
>>722687994
Fucking Mongoloid.
Fucking Method stealing my pvp heroes.
Sleeps for real now.
>>722688243
I don't acknowledge quadruple heretics.
>>722688506
whats a matter?
>>722687695
It's just kinda weird, like it takes a while to get used to. Only connection issues I've had are random disconnects
>>722688306
Oh nice, looks like a street racer. I'd love to get a car like that sometime
>>722688225
>American cheese
>strong
I...don't know what to think about that. Maybe imitation singles or spray cheese would be up that person's alley.
>>722688243
Reunions are good...unless you're the one getting shunned in the corner.
>>722688306
Pretty much, after a while it's like having a rib injury where even the smallest cough is sharp pain. Meds are guaranteed to taste horrible since they're antibiotics. At least they'll help, then you can get back to flying around the roads and going after random QTs.
>>722688774
ITS ONLY TRIPLE
I even said happy birthday
We used to be such good friends ;_;
>>722688405
>amaz
Triggered. Will tell tomorrow why.
>>722688763
Naito.
>>722688488
You bet.
>>722688506
Hang onto your helmet lad. Shit's about to get wild
>>722688977
;_;
Shiki is just a bully
Always has been
>>722688989
>Triggered. Will tell tomorrow why.
Oh.. Okay.
Goodnight.
>>722689019
You're so dead to me!
>>722688984
Close enough!
>>722689116
Amaz is trash.
Watch Trump if you want an asian that plays HS.
>>722689023
Seen both the anime and read the manga. Really good stuff.
>>722689132
YOU STILL HAVENT SAID THANK YOU
Why do I even associate with you anymore ;_;
I thought we were /pol/lacks for life
>>722689116
>A L L T H I S E R P T B H O N I I - F A M
>>722689019
You fucking pizza with pineapple on top.
>>722688319
[X] - Doubt
>>722688977
These were imitation singles. Costco imitation singles.
>>722689286
1v1 me in For Honor, I'll tear your potatoes apart.
>>722688977
They are heavily used for racing, but more often as showcars in the US. Being in Japan it's mostly racing. I'd recommend cheaper non-japanese import cars.
>>722688977
The antibiotics aren't bad, they're just pulls. It's the cough syrup they gave me. I'm feeling well enough to sit up in my chair now though.
>>722689355
We can literally do it right now.
>>722689452
Accept invite then.
>>722689262
>I thought we were /pol/lacks for life
That's Mikan
>>722689232
Is the anime worth the cost of seeking it out and shipping it over?
>>722689594
>YOU FAILED TO JOIN THE GROUP, TRY AGAIN LATER.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>722689748
>>722689805
>>722689718
I don't know. Only if you really want a physical copy.
>>722689923
>>722688974
That's sort of the feeling I got from watching gameplay. Not necessarily in a bad way, but it doesn't quite move like what I'd be used to in a fighting game.
>>722689035
Kek, he seems to have his reasons for it though.
>>722689345
That's as inoffensive as it gets in terms of taste. Those are good when you need something that melts, but not for taste. Hell, cheez whiz would give those singles a run for their money.
>>722689368
Oh, that syrup is always gonna be terrible. I know some people will take it straight when they wanna abuse it, but purple drank or some other mix would make it much more palatable.
>>722689748
>reees quietly
>>722689207
>Watch Trump if you want an asian that plays HS.
But Trump doesn't scream as isn't overall fun to watch.
Also, most importantly, he doesn't have shiny golden cards.
Hell, even Toast has those.
>>722689286
>Paraguay can't even into ERP.
Just wow.
How can you deal with the idea of living in such a boring nation?
>>722689669
Happy Birthday Denmark!
>>722690033
>>722689669
>Still no thank you
SHIKI
>>722690094
It's just to be a bully. You don't understand ;_;
>>722689620
a meme
>>722689669
Pssht. Me? N-No way!
Happy Birthday, by the way!
>>722690033
>>722690094
REEEE LIKE A MAN.
>>722690162
I am erping with Kyouko right now.
>>722690423
What else would you call it when you watch /pol/ election streams together?
>>722690094
Yeah, it's very...methodical? Like, you have to be aware of combos and how other classes work
elle/ritsu thread
>>722689007
>>722691216
M a d m a n
>>722691216
Evening all
>>722688517
I hate you for making me do this.
>>722689345
Can you knife fite irl?
Also critique my chicken, meat chef.
>>722691600
That looks yummy. Good job. Sorry to make you do that
>>722691600
Needs more chikin
>>722690537
U-Uhh.. w-well.. uhmmm.. y-you--you see.. here's the thing... um.. we.. w-we must secure the existence of our people a-and a future for white children!
>>722691600
There's about 5000% more effort put into that than what I put into mine. 10/10, would eat.
:o
>>722691720
I always make too much, so I gave most of it to my dogs.
>>722691861
i made too much chicken!
>>722691914
No it's mine get away!
>>722690308
I guess that's a good thing???
>>722691065
Almost reminds me of Bushido Blade, but a little faster and with more health. I don't mind that part of a fighter, sometimes it's like playing 3d chess with your opponent.
>>722691592
'evening Tali
>>722691600
>chicken and mashed potatoes
comfy food/10
>>722690454
I wouldn't recommend that, you'll be scarred for life.
And probably be called mean things.
Pizza people are really mean.
>>722691874
Mikan!
Post the Me!Me!Me! gif for me~!
>>722691972
DID I FUCKING STUTTER
MORE CHICKIN
>>722690022
Meant the manga, sorry
>>722692090
O:
>>722691972
It looks so good. How many dogs do you have
>>722691943
Yui a cute
>>722691914
Hello saya
>>722691997
Man im glad this week's over
>>722692003
Ruri>kirino
>>722691720
Yo tomo
best waifu
>>722691997
>comfy
Now I feel fat...
>>722692057
Yes you did stutter!
>>722692169
T-thank you... it taste really good too.
I have 3 chihuahuas.
All girls.
>>722692134
Yes to answer your question
>>722692171
Indeed, as is Tali a lewd.
>>722692213
I got dubs :o
ö
>>722692253
Fluff a cute
>THIS JUST IN, A SPECIAL NEWS REPORT
Buy buy buy! Waifu stocks are at an all-time low and are predicted to rise to triple its value in just three short hours! Stock up while you can and be sure to rake in the sweet sweet waifu profits of your laifu!
>>722692354
colon o
>>722692171
Hi tali. How are you?
>>722692253
Deep doot
>>722692299
You probably take good care of them.
>>722691972
Fine, I'll just have my meatballs with some more meatballs..
>
>>722692134
Same still applies. Getting mangas more worth than DVDs though.
>>722692171
Hai Tali
>>722692375
I WAS WRONG I WAS HORRIBLY WRONG EVERYBODY MAINTAIN YOUR CURRENT WAIFUS
>>722692354
Only occasionally now. Ive come back on lewd quite a bit
>>722692436
Good its the start of my weekend
>>722692439
Do you not have any noodles/sauce?
>>722688859
loniness, but im starting to feel better.
>stupid wifi ;-;
>>722689023
how did you know i was wearing my special ADHD helmet?
>>722689286
stop using my avatar!
>>722691600
>steals
>>722688488
because you're not here with me
>>722692582
>>722691874
We must secure the existence of our people and for true despair.
>>722692582
wrong picture
>>722692637
i lvoe jojo!
>>722692573
All I got is ketchup and some chili sauce..
>>722692582
L-Lewd! ..saved..
>>722692720
Jojo loves you too
>>722692573
Nice any plans?
>>722692582
Thats good and nice boobers
>>722692426
Dim x as string
X= "o"
Print ":", x
Output: ":o"
>>722692573
Good choice. Tali a cute then
>>722692582
>Saving lewds with your waifu pics
:o
>>722692582
>using your avatar.
>avatar.
Also
>lewding your "avatar" so much.
I don't like you anymore. Die.
>>722692003
Yes, I know. He threw me off a cliff like 3 times by now.
I now have PTSD and can't go anywhere near edges, it's damn stupid. Oh well.
Pizzas are mean.
>>722690584
N I C E M E M E.
>>722692171
Yeah, I bet. How many miles did you walk this week?
>>722692299
>checked
That's the sort of food that helps you put on weight if you need it, or gives you plenty of energy for a day of hard work.
>>722692817
:ok
>>722692582
Oh my, now thats lewd
>>722692758
No noodles tho? Or maybe potatos?
>>722692790
Relax for once?
>>722692817
Yay
>>722692881
Gotta be 50...
>>722691600
Yes, I can. Friend has been teaching me CQC.
Dry / 10. Goes for the mash too.
>>722690094
I know. Our customers have just been that special today.
>>722689620
New pics?
>>722692942
I got some rye bread...
>>722692942
Thats a good goal
>>722693012
Meatball chilli sauce sandwich?
>>722693082
This week has been exhausting tbh
Daddy trump waifu
>>722693140
Then yeah take a deserved little rest
>>722692758
i wish it was a vector img
>>722692780
i love jojo more~
>>722692790
they look really young too
>>722692817
it got it saved in a huge batch of downloads
>>722692848
she's my avatar/waifu
>>722692942
it was a accident!
>>722692003
For you? Of course!
>>722692648
A pure future fit for my beloved.
>>722693216
>>722693216
>calling her an avatar and lewding her.
Why would you do that.
>>722692436
Evil little things...
>>722692439
Sick you're going to eat human meat?
>>722692582
:~:
>>722692881
I'm fat!? Actually I'm pretty underweight. And people make fun of me for it.
>>722692966
Chicken is a little burn but not dry on the inside. The mash is perfect~
fuck me naruto
Last image of the thread
>>722693216
You just want to grab them
>>722693529
Maybe get a new pet then
tomo
>>722685596
Oke i am going to give it too you straight.
You are masturbating way to much, /b is flooded with porn.
Nothing but lonely losers ejaculating excessively, destroying their testosterone levels.
Our only weakness , porn.
After ejaculation you are calmed you are made docile and lose all motivation.
This needs to stop, this is the reason our birth rates dwindle.
This is the reason why /b turned weak , we are all contempt wankers, drained of our manly juices that makes us /b.
We let our guard down now tumbler and reddit have grown in numbers ,they made us weak with this infection of porn.
It is time we put our sperm in nothing but jars or women, no more little swimmers waisted on webm`s.
No more ejaculation unless it is for the cause of /b.
It is time for discipline, It is time we make /b great again, It its time we stop masturbating with out a cause.
/b unite ,Abstain , Return to your natural form of frustration, hate, contempt and anger.
Your mission , no masturbation for 9 days too reach the maximum amount of testosterone in your system.
This will also flush the build up oestrogen out of your system and reduce your bitch tits.
Do not watch any porn.
Sexual stimulus causes the prostate to produce prostate fluid that over time becomes a carcinogen.
If you roll dubs or higher in this thread you get a 7/10 gf, trips gives you a 7,5/10 gf etc.
If you already have a gf you get a second one.