>Walks up to you >pulls your pants down >starts sucking

give her a high-five and go on about my buisness

nothing because this will never happen in any life time

>>722684918
go get tested

Rip her clothes out and fuck the living shit outa her

>slaps ass
GOOD GAME

call the 12 and tell them i just got raped :(

>>722684918

>her mouth
>her

>>722684918
probably cry cause i just got raped. also be incredibly confused cuz i dont have a dick

get the fuck outta my room i'm playing minecraft

>>722685422
how can you, ya just blew your load,

>>722685629
why did you type cause and cuz in the same post you motherfucking moron?

I had the gif of her winking but my fucking hard drive broke, do you know her or have a link?

>call mom
>finally got sucky suck you were wrong
>get another nut off to the thought
>don't leave bed cause nuts need revitalization
>make succ whore bring me chicken tendies
>fall asleep that night happily

>>722684918
realize i just fucked my astral projection and i now have infinite power

>>722685629
tits or gtfo

File: 1467771615881s.jpg (3KB, 125x112px) Image search: [Google]

3KB, 125x112px

>>722684918
Give her a look like
>img
then crawl into a ball and take a nap in the sidewalk.

>>722684918
Call the police. Rape is rape.

>>722684918
wake up

>>722685715
>being unable to stay hard and go a few more rounds before your balls are dry-firing
sucks to be you mang

>>722685114
underrated

>be me on 4chan
>see this post
>comments a betafag reply
>receives criticism
>mfw

>>722684918
Suck her dick

File: One-Does-Not-Simply.jpg (30KB, 568x335px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 568x335px

>implying it's that easy

>>722684918
hack a dart and get on with my day.

>>722684918
It doesn't matter what I do next because that will have been the high point of my life so far.

22 year old virgin

>>722686147
Newfag pls go

Anyway, so I just walked up to this girl at work and asked her if she was ready to go clubbing and she was down for it. Wait, it's really that easy? Have I been holding myself back all this time? I wish I lying /b/ because I have some major self-esteem issues and all of the sudden I just stopped giving a fuck and joked around, but the girl was serious. That surprised the shit out of me, I didn't know how to react.

>>722687594
>Spots a newfag
you just gave up your cover you cuck gtfo

File: 1459289745281.jpg (40KB, 320x320px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 320x320px

wake up, roll out of bed, scream at my mom for not having tendies ready, and get back on b

>>722687690
can't tell if copypasta or legit so ill just say everyone second guesses themselves it really is easier than it seems

>winks at me
>swing at her
>break her fucking jaw
>impolite bitch how dare you
>begin to fuck her now loose mouth

>>722685114
Def this

>>722688188
It's legit. I think I'll try this on more than one girl. Preferably ones that I don't know to make it interesting.

>>722684918
I say, "thank you," and then go get checked for STDs.

>>722685664
...are you me?

File: fgney.jpg (845KB, 1431x2083px) Image search: [Google]

845KB, 1431x2083px

>>722688376
good man, good. I'm still trying to get that confidence so hope it goes well man

proceed to the toilet and puke

File: Diana_Nyad.jpg (54KB, 360x360px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 360x360px

>>722684918
Assuming walking up to me is an activated ability, I cast Stifle before it resolves.

>>722685505
no u fgt

>>722688656
zozzle

>>722684918
Bust a nut and pat myself on the back for investing in a VR setup.

turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>722684918
>pull down her pants
>start sucking her off
>she blows her load in my mouth
>swallow
>wink at her

>>722684918
Check if she has a dick, reciprocate and suck her dick

Let her know that I vape.

I was in Vegas years ago. My brother stopped at a 7-11 to get beer and this hood rat strolls up to offer me a blowjob. Now she was cute as fuck and I got my dick sucked with titty grabs so I invited her in the truck. She said no, she'll do it with the door open. Fine. I swung the door open and presented my dick, she hoovered it expertly whilst I fondled her boobs. When it was getting to "That Time" I tapped her on the head. She waved me off and throated me at just the right time. Didn't leave a single drop and snuggled up afterwards so I could lick a nipple and pinch her bare ass. And the price for this ten minutes of heaven, 20 bucks. Got a shot a couple days later to be safe but didn't get no dick rot like my brother razzed me about. Bitch of it was I never saw her again either. I looked high and low, she could suck a dick.