A fluffy thread without the max image count? I guess we'll

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I WILL UPLOAD THESE UNTIL THIS DUDE GETS SHIT ON!

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>>722682472

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Part 1

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>>722683570

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>>722683621

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>>722683656

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>>722683689

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>>722683732

The end

Winter is a great fluffy killer.

>>722683846
Simply beautiful

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More Fluffies Vs winter

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>>722684241

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>>722684266

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>>722684284

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>>722684306

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>>722684325

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>>722686898
bad pony. no driving.

Hello there Anons, I have a question for the experts: what in particular differentiates regular feral fuffies behaviour from the so-called hellgremlin canon?

>>722687772
I've been reading for about 2 years and I don't see much of a difference. But you get a few people who are passionate about verbally complaining about it, without specifying why they are.

So far, the fragility of the pony is one, the birth rate is debated and varies from writer to writer, and the ability to socially groom is the last. There are also discrepancies in fluffy history about how they were released.

Someone can add to it if you like.

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>>722687772
They seem slimier to me. Exception is ferals are a product of their environment. Hell gremlins are just ass holes. They seem pretty interchangeable.

>>722688324
It's funny how that they recognise it (or them) as "munstah-babbeh", they call it both baby and monster but somehow they fail to connect it actually being a baby or that it is actually harmless being a newborn

>>722687092
Someones getting the sorry hammer.

>>722688623
It's a alicorn foal, a foal that has both wings and a horn. Fluffies know that fluffies can have wings OR a horn, but can't grasp the fact that fluffies can have both. So they think alicorns are monsters that will eat them. So whenever alicorn foals are born they are either killed immediately or they starve to death through neglection.

>>722688623
From the first time I've heard it, they were always referred to as just "munstuh."

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Where's Chocobo?

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>>722688623
I have a feeling it's some sort of fluffy psychology at work.

When presented with a real threat 90% of the time they will run away. Deep down in fluffys brains whether they know it or not the Munstah babys are completely harmless.

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>>722689301
you sympathizers are worse then spammers. Return to dust with you.

>>722689358
>>722688623

I always figured it was a case of "This is an abomination and I must destroy it". Something in them knows that they should never exist.

>>722688623
I've always thought of it as being their "uncanny valley", that alicorns look like them but something in their brain tells the fluffy that something isn't quite right, and if it isn't a fluffy or a human "daddy/mommy" it must be a "munstah" of some kind.

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>>722689493
Ya it's exactly that. They are programmed to categorize themselves into the three basic types. Seeing a fourth one like that causes them to "glitch" and freak out on it.

Odds I could pit 2 fluffies in a deathmatch over sketties? Would I have to provide weapons? Or you think fluffies could naturally kill each other?
Basically fluffy bum fights.

>>722683846
wouldn't their fur save them?

>>722684241
can they even survive outside?

>>722690074

Some also subscribe to the "self sorting" algorithm theory where the mother sees a foal as having both wings and a horn as a birth defect. Some also say that Hasbio fixed this for the official release version.

>>722684284
is the father more sympathetic to the lesser babbehs than the mother? he looks sad that they are suffering.

I wonder what father think of the mother's peking orders...

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>>722690747
The fur can not keep them warm. It was designed to be pretty, not practical.

>>722690588
Only through selective training and breeding for aggressive traits and smarty's you probably can.

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>>722684241
the sequel

>>722690747

It's canon that fluffy fur has very little insulating value. Adults freeze to death in as little as -10 C and unprotected foals can die when it's 0 C.

>>722691273
>The fur can not keep them warm. It was designed to be pretty, not practical.
so... in winter, fluffies are just fucked?

>>722690747

It's not really a typical fur. Their fluff was designed to make them look cute, not to keep them warm. It's better than being naked/shaved.

>>722690806
Fluffies were designed to be taken care of by humans, not to survive in the wilderness. Fluffies are ill-equipped to do that. They are slow and clumsy, stupid, naive, they can't outrun or fight off predators, they lack many survival instincts that real animals have.

They often survive just barely thanks to their fast reproduction.

>>722691354
so winter is a guaranteed killer?

allow me to find that horse carcass....

>>722691461

Yup. Winter kills off a good majority of ferals only to have their populations replenished by people ditching their holiday gift fluffies in March or April after getting tired of the whole fluffy owning experience. By that time, it's probably warm enough outside for them to survive and start breeding.

>>722689436
Man, that's cool as FUCK

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>>722691473
>They often survive just barely thanks to their fast reproduction.
but how? how would ANY survive a past a year with winter being so leathal among everything else. and as far as reproduction... we already argued the two teet argument this morning...

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>>722691461

It depends how cold it gets. They can survive the cold if they can find shelter in the cities or forests. They can also form a "fluff pile", which is when many fluffies lie closely together to conserve heat.

There are also some headcanons of fluffies digging into the ground to build a nest, but this is very uncommon because their hooves are far too soft to do that.

>>722691560

It obviously doesn't kill every feral as at least some find ways to survive.

Remember that there's a certain amount of suspension of logic you have to do in order for all of this shit to work and keep going.

>>722691678
>Yup. Winter kills off a good majority of ferals only to have their populations replenished by people ditching their holiday gift fluffies in March or April after getting tired of the whole fluffy owning experience.

okay, people are finally filling in that plothole. Thank You!

>>722691821
so only herds can survive, so long as there is enough food.

>>722691851
>Remember that there's a certain amount of suspension of logic you have to do in order for all of this shit to work and keep going.

yeah, but some body just said people ditch their Christmas fluffies after they are sick of them and you get a new year of ferals. doesn't that correct the plot hole?

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>>722691749
Depends where they live, how smart the herd is and availability of food.

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>>722692004
Yes if they can find grass, leaves, berries and nuts, but during the winter there is not much of these things. So desperate fluffies resort to cannibalism, where they first eat their foals.

>>722692153
well fluffies are stupid as hell, so that is a gamble unless they get an alicorn leader. so basically they can only live in tropical climates year round, but can't survive in temperate climates.

>>722692116

I was talking about the whole fluffy thing in general.

We humans are FUCKING AMAZING!! at making shit extinct. If we really, really wanted every fluffy dead, they would be. The only reason it keeps going is because the humans in the fluffyverse have reached a state of apathy where ferals are just enough of a nuisance to control but not completely eliminate their populations.

>>722692391
so basically the one or two healthest foals have the only chance to survive, not being frozen, eaten, mal nurished or anything else.

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>>722692466
They are more like rats and cockroaches. You try to kill them but they just keep coming back!

Hell some of them are just like cockroaches. Fragile but hard to kill when you stick em with your knife.

>>722692466
well it would be sensible enough that the replenishment of the ferals is just another waste product of human consumerism.

>>722691887
I'd also have to imagine some city winters are easier on others. But most artists tend to depict some fucking cold ass winters.

Now I wanna see fluffies baking to death in a city during a summer day in the high 90s. That fur isn't gonna be doing them any kind of favors.

Someone post smart abuse please

Word on the street is this used to be popular on the MLP boards. What got fluffies kicked out? MLP couldn't handle their own medicine? I find this shit ironic that MLP fags would spam the fuck outta /b/ back in the days

>>722687772

Fluffies are kind and loving to a Faust. Hellgremlins are complete opposite of that. Fluffies try to hug their way through hard times while hellgremlins murder and rape each other for little to no reason at all.

Basically, if a fluffy is deliberately made to be hated, it's most likely a hellgremlin.

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>>722692703
Never underestimate fluffy ponies' ability to to exterminate themselves.

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>>722692857
No. Long story short a mod went nuts and when the dust settled new rules were in place. Hell some of the MLP community likes fluffys

>>722692703

I dunno. Here in Alberta, we have a very aggressive rat control program in place which actually does work.

>>722692786

Yeah, there never seems to be any bylaws or proper pet fluffy disposal programs in place and a lot of owners can't be fucked to kill their pet before putting it out with the trash or they just let it go in the nearest park/forest area.

>>722692703
>They are more like rats and cockroaches.

fuck not this shit again. roaches are insects that lay eggs and have existed since the dinosaurs, so they are tough as shit, fluffies are not. rats a fellow mammals, but are MUCH better adapted to survival than fluffies, and in terms of reproduction, rats have WAY more teets than fluffies making them able to feed large broads than fluffies and not having to resort to that stupid pecking order system they have that at best saves one baby possibly to maturity.

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>>722692927
Oh hell, I know what that's referencing. That shit gave me nightmares.

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>>722692857
There's a subset of the mlp fandom that can't handle anything remotely dark.

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>>722693081
I didn't mean to allude to how they survive, just the fact they are vermin like rats and cockroaches and that they just keep coming back as such.

If anything they are more like rabbits but thats still a bit of a stretch.

>>722693081
The shit is also fake ya know

>>722693215

"This is my hole, it was made for me"

>>722692802
they actually did have a comic like that many moons ago. basically these things are not built to survive outside room temperature. But 'reproduce like rats' with no evolution somehow makes a difference... the pet disposal idea fixes that problem, but no one wants to get on board with it.

>>722693021
Oh. So anytime these threads get purged it's just another mod being a dick

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>>722692802
What about fluffies being killed by the wind?

>>722693276

But as the foal grows up, its home gets smaller and smaller until one day, it can't fit anymore.

No longer able to hide, it gets eaten by a peregrine falcon.

>>722693369
only on the MLP boards.

>>722693352
no one wants to get on board with it becasue that would make all the problems of the feral fluffies man-made, and therefore they would be self imposed pests, so the resulting abuse in the hellgremlin stops being about justice and becomes more about 'well, what did you expect, idiot, people should stop buying these...'

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>>722693021

This. I'm on a phone right now, but check out The Scruffening from knowyourmeme.

Ps. I for one love both ponies AND fluffies. And no, that doesn't mean that I wouldn't enjoy the abuse.

>>722693701
I would of posted it but it exceeds the file size.

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This thread is fucking terminal cancer in its purest form

>>722693238
>If anything they are more like rabbits but thats still a bit of a stretch.
I know, but what I am saying is that the reproduction argument holds no water when the species in question is so inept and garbage.

its like saying a rapidly reproducing fish can survive on land becasue it reproduces like mad. its still a fucking fish and a fluffy is still a fucking fluffy.

>>722693606
way to just call out the whoooole thing. do you even LIKE these threads?

>>722693497
Actually, there's this one shot horror manga by Junji Ito called "The Enigma of Amigara Fault" that it was referencing and Junji Ito makes some CREEPY shit in their works, like "you can't sleep well for a couple days" creepy.

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>>722694052
a fluffy pony can survive about 3-6 months in the wild.

if they aren't pregnant, they can be impregnated. Even if it's immediately after giving birth.

The gestation period is around 2-3 weeks. And foals can mature to reproduction age in about 2-3 weeks.

each litter has about 2-6 foals.

Do the math, the numbers are there.

>>722694015
Hey, welcome to /b/. Clearly you are new here. Please go visit the global rules and remember, you can always click out of your window.

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>>722694223
could happen, with foal in a can.

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>>722693352

>the pet disposal idea fixes that problem, but no one wants to get on board with it.

It is pretty well accepted, but stories of feral survival are still interesting no matter how rare they'd be. Kind of like the broken fences -phenomenom where everyone in the fluffyverse seems to have a broken fence, but it's more likely that they're just the ones you hear about since the people with fluffyproof fences don't have stories to tell.

>>722694320
and we have yet to see a wild foal grow up or a fluffy outside of human captivity die of old age.

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>>722694557

Yes.

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>>722686898

>>722694320
>each litter has about 2-6 foals.
and only 2 teets, a dog has 8.
the mother can at best only adequately feed two of her 'best' babbehs and the other four can be easily written off, then there is the hope not one of the MILLIONS of things lethal to fluffies do not kill the mother, or the two remaining foals.

>>722694557
just cause all the foals represented in imagery die. doesn't mean they don't majorly live to breeding age in the lore. Of those shown to die, thousands others are born. And of those thousands, many hundreds live long enough to have children. and while it's not as fast as if they could survive efficiently, the numbers are just so high that it's going to increase no matter what.

>>722694840
fluffies have enough of a sharing gene taht they know to spread the milk to all the children and ensure they all get their share, unlike with dogs and other evolved mammals where the mother presents her teats, and the babies that manage to latch on survive.

>>722694320

Your numbers are a bit off there bud.

It's generally accepted that they reproduce in the same timeline as hamsters. That means a 30 day gestation period. Reproduction age is reached in 45-60 days depending on availability of food.

Life in the wild is rarely more than two years while a well cared for domestic can live between 5-15 years depending on headcanon. (A lot of artists/authors use 5 years)

>>722694482
they are interesting, I jsut don't like the rat excuse becasue it makes me have to accept something that everyone knows is implausibly stupid, when the consumerism argument fucking solves it. yet they still stick the rat argument for WHATEVER goddamn reason.

>why do they NEED this stupid rat argument?

>>722694685
the only one....

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>>722694840

Fluffies rotate the babies on their teats, so the number of nipples doesn't directly translate to the number of babies fed.

>>722695264

They're still only able to produce a finite amount of milk so the babbehs feeding last are getting less quantity and probably lesser quality milk as well.

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>>722695231

It could be. At least I don't remember anything else about it.

>>722694925
>Of those shown to die, thousands others are born. And of those thousands, many hundreds live long enough to have children. and while it's not as fast as if they could survive efficiently, the numbers are just so high that it's going to increase no matter what.
so we can believe this implausible thing, when we could simply just go with the more sensible 'throw away your Christmas present' arguement...

seriously, what do you loose with that arguement? everyone wins there.

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>>722692802
>Now I wanna see fluffies baking to death in a city during a summer day in the high 90s
There were a few comics like that, including one that was accidentally left out in the sun while in their traveling case.

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>>722694482
Also this.

There's thousands of fluffies, but the only stories that are told in cannon are those where they die. because as this anon said, those are the stories worth telling.

How many of you would be on board for a boring story where everything goes right, they get marginally enough food to live, they have babies, those babies survive for a few years (long enough to have and raise their own babies), and then they die of old age or natural disasters.

Sounds fairly uninteresting doesn't it. That's why despite all the stories about them dying they survive, because the stories where they do are just not worth telling.

>>722695096
>fluffies have enough of a sharing gene taht they know to spread the milk to all the children and ensure they all get their share,
if that is true, why the pecking order?

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>>722695471

Not only do most stories depict mares producing enough milk for babies to drink as much as they can, the canon fluffies don't play favorites so they'd all starve at roughly the same rate.

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>>722695264
>Fluffies rotate the babies on their teats

Not always. See pic.

>>722695656
because technically most ferals are thrown away christmas presents. or gifts, or annoying little piece of shit pets that no one wants.

Kind of like that goldfish you flushed down the drain alive because it wouldn't react when you poked its tank. or the dog that just plain refused to b potty trained. or the cat that ran away because you didn't worship it.

>>722693215
W-what is it referencing...?

>>722695264
and yet, all species that have litters have more teets, and all all species with few babbies have two teets. fluffies are so mis-matched for their their teet to litter size. besides, the ppecking order gives priority to the two bestest babbehs with the rest settling for the remainder.

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enough talk
back to the sadbox with you faggots

>>722695842

And yet there's also many stories and art showing that they can't produce enough milk or good quality milk if they haven't eaten for several hours.

It's all up to headcanon so there's no point in arguing either way.

>>722695730
>How many of you would be on board for a boring story where everything goes right
actually I would like to see and feel that, learn what fluffies love and value.

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>>722695747
Smarty Gene. Fluffies are ingrained to adore intelligence and fluffies ressembling themselves. however they were also created as breeding stock, to breed breed breed. The ones released by peta were breeders that weren't ready for the public. they were made to have countless brood in their lifetime. so while they definitely prefer some children over others, and feed those ones better, they still love all their children. and so they feed all of them, except for the rare cases where they think shit colours are bad, or the rare occasions where they have Alicorns.

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>>722695730
I have always wanted to see how this story continued.

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>>722695747

There is no pecking order! Not in the original fluffies. The whole idea of baby hierarchies was invented by hellgremlinists to make fluffies hateable.

>>722695747

The school of thought is that Hasbio programmed the mares to prefer "good" colors which people would want to buy so they put more effort and resources into the best looking foals and less into the ones which won't be popular or sell very well with consumers.

>>722695876
>because technically most ferals are thrown away christmas presents. or gifts, or annoying little piece of shit pets that no one wants.
see, much easier canon, nothing lost.

>>722696032
"The Enigma of Amigara Fault", a one-shot by Junji Ito, a horror manga artist. Some of his works include Uzumaki & Gyo, and he was also the main artist for the Silent Hill video game series

>>722687092
>>722688982
>putting a flat screen that size on that little table

Got what they deserved, sorry stick X5 at worst

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>>722696062

Natural life has evolved to have the optimal number of teats, fluffies were created. They have two big ones instead of practical amount of practical-sized ones.

I don't entire doubt the pet disposal theory, but I think these things would need to have more babies for them to survive.
Bioengineered or not, at some point natural evolution is going to kick in. These things come off, at least to me, more like rodents then they do horses. So they should be having a LOT more babies than what most artists depict.

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>>722695656
I don't really think it is worth it to argue over that aspect of headcanon, since
>headcanon

Also, there is a great deal of difference in the size, strength, and intelligence in the way they are portrayed.

I personally tend to picture them as being the size of a small dog, but heavier due to the larger head and thicker legs. While they are weak - little muscle, no fighting instinct, no teeth or claws, - they are usually depicted as smart enough to be taught things by explanation, which means a herd could teach its offspring.

I guess after the first few stories I read, I pictured them as fast-breeding, soft-hoofed, multi-colored, baby-babbling, half-sized shetland ponies, so them becoming an invasive species in some climates made sense to me.

>>722696167
>they were made to have countless brood in their lifetime
so... with the high reproduction and attrcian rate the terms of selection should be very high. wouldn't all those broods result in mutations and very different wild fluffies totally different from the first feral ancestors and the modern market fluffies?

>>722696452
>silent hill
That ks anon but m-maybe I better avoid looking it up...... It's very late here right now

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>>722696310

This doesn't make sense to me. First of all, there are surprising amount of people who'd want a fluffy in earthly colors. Second, there are brown ponies in the show fluffies were created after. And third, they're an incomplete prototype barely intelligent enough to live, so prioritizing time and effort into something that could be done by humans in mere seconds is not something you'd want to leave in the hands of the fluffies.

>>722696272
>The whole idea of baby hierarchies was invented by hellgremlinists to make fluffies hateable.
isn't that the same intention behind the ferals surviving through rapid reproduction despite the insane mortality rate. just a grantee them as a pest?

>>722696660
I WANT TO FUCKING HIT THAT THING!
I swear, everything I see that video, I just want to fucking clock that thing across the jaw. These threads have dredged up a scary part of me.

>>722696828
Yeah, that's a good idea.

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>>722696310
but this plays into milk feeding too.

>>722696697

It was established that fluffy DNA mutates at such a slow rate and that any beneficial mutations generally don't survive due to the attrition rate.

But I know you. You're the "FLUFFIES MUST EVOLVE!!!111!!!!one!!!" guy.

Alright. We have some time left in this thread. Give us a story.

This is such incredible cancer that this has to be some kind of running joke. Is it not...?

>>722696867
>there are surprising amount of people who'd want a fluffy in earthly colors
I would agree, but the original idea was to make it a direct tie-in to MLP. Also, there was the issue of making them unmistakably "bio-toys" with combined colors and features that don't exist in any natural animal.

>>722696867
>And third, they're an incomplete prototype barely intelligent enough to live, so prioritizing time and effort into something that could be done by humans in mere seconds is not something you'd want to leave in the hands of the fluffies.
yeah... jsut removing that programming for 'bad colors' from them would be the easier solution...

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holy fuck is this a symposium on happy tree friends ripoff?
have the chocobros switched from annoying people to death to boring them to death?

>>722696867

>First of all, there are surprising amount of people who'd want a fluffy in earthly colors.

Not really. Fluffies were sold as bio toys so people preferred bright, unnatural colors during the focus groups and surveys.

>>722696487
an yet so many comics where they are short on milk... and foals don't seem to grow unless there is a human around... does the natural milk even work?

>>722697182
I'd be the guy who bought up "poopie" babies. If the mother has good colors then they have them in their genes. See it alot in reptile breeding. A reptile will have a trait in its genes and pass it onto it's offspring, but won't have those traits itself.

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>>722696891

No, and most of us would enjoy having fluffies around. They're a nuisance, yes, but they most definitely don't deserve the shit life gives them. That's the entire point of fluffies: beings too kind for this world being treated with callous disregard because actually helping the ferals would take too much time and effort.

>>722697071
>It was established that fluffy DNA mutates at such a slow rate and that any beneficial mutations generally don't survive due to the attrition rate.

yeah, that means none of them survive... you DO know how natural selection actually works right?

>>722697357

It does but the mother usually can't make milk unless she's well fed on good food. They were designed to live in ideal conditions with no predators under human care with plentiful, nutritious food.

>>722697507
so fluffies are basically humanity's innocence, distilled?

If I never exposed a fluffy to spaghetti, would it know what "sketties" is?
Maybe convince one its entire life that dollar store ramen is sketties so it never understands why other fluffies hold sketties to such a high regard.

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>>722696867
>prioritizing time and effort into something that could be done by humans in mere seconds
Remember, they have their behaviors and vocabulary encoded directly into their DNA. Some stories even touched on how they were supposed to tell their owner when they were sick, or how their desire to play with blocks and balls was directly coded in. Having them neglect and discard runts, deformed babies, and poor colors wouldn't be an issue - they are already programed to notice the features (horns/wings) and classify them as such anyway.

>>722696899
it looks kinda strong... you sure?

>>722697462

Fluffy genes are established as a random lottery. The traits of the parents mean fuck all for what the litter will be.

>>722697533

We're talking about an imaginary creature here but oh, please, DO tell me how this shit works in YOUR headcanon.

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>>722697182

Again, there are brown ponies in the show so telling a customer his/her favorite pony is considered shit would be quite terrible for business.

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>>722697552
does milk even make foals grow though?

>>722697764
it might actually fall for that. fluffies are dumb

>>722697764

Yes and there's a few explanations.

1) Spaghetti with sauce is a food only obtainable from humans which guarantees their dependence.

2) It's an inside joke that only the scientists get.

3) It was something added to the lore by the people in our world because they pronounce it the same way Honey Boo Boo's mom does. This makes fluffies easier to hate I guess.

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>>722697764
>would it know what "sketties" is?
Yes. It is born knowing sketties are bestest nummies, blocks and balls are bestest toys, and the Official Hasbio Sorry Stick is a thing to be feared.

>>722697764
>>722698238

Should have added that they see any kind of noodles with red sauce as "sketties" so yeah, ramen and ketchup would work.

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>>722697717

Exactly! That's what makes their suffering so satisfying. They're full of hope and optimism, but the world isn't a place where huggies fix everything and love triumphs over all. They're so ill-prepared for the suffering that awaits them, and the very idea of someone hurting someone else on purpose is so sad and mean that abusing them is practically about raping their whole worldview. We the humans have had time to grow jaded, and taking it out on something so full of unwarranted optimism is what makes fluffies so cathargic.

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>>722697858
>telling a customer his/her favorite pony is considered shit would be quite terrible for business.
Not nearly as bad as the fallout from the fact that fluffies think white fluff is so pretty, but brown fluffies should be mistreated.

>>722698238
>>Honey Boo Boo's mom
Well fuck, now I'm flaccid. Thanks.
>>722698272
Oh man. So if they're born knowing that stuff is bestest, makes the idea of convincing them ramen noodles in ketchup all the funnier to me.
I'm running with this idea. Might post a story on the booru in a few days.

>>722697821
>We're talking about an imaginary creature here but oh, please, DO tell me how this shit works in YOUR headcanon.

well. according to darwin, the concept fo natural selection is as follows, as condition change, whatever ever traits and mutations a species have acquired over generations will be tested, the ones with the most favorable traits to the new conditions will survive and the ones with the least will not or will be out reproduced by those with the more favorable traits making those traits predominate in the next generation, and this continues generation to generation till you get a different species. look up darwin's finches for another example.

its not a head canon, its evolution.

>fluffy DNA mutates at such a slow rate and that any beneficial mutations generally don't survive due to the attrition rate.

either they ALL die, or whatever is MILDLY different or useful survives and hopefully does better next generation.

>>722697159
this is the least cancerous thing on /b/ dude, judging by all the braindead porn on here.

>>722698518
I seem to recall there was an image or story where someone actually tried that but the fluffy didn't fall for it. It actually became somewhat indignant that its owner tried to fool it, insulting what little intelligence it had.

>>722698549
but they are something WE created. its like we made something that was a dream, but can't change the world we have created.

its like fallout from eden

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>>722697764
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>>722698707
There have been a few stories on fluffies eating anything that reminded them of sketties, such as string, tinsel, and electrical wiring with entertaining results.

>>722698993
Its up to the individual writer, fluffies seem to be complete retards. I'm sure at least one would fall for it.

>>722697858
man likes brownies.
hipsters would like them.

>>722698707
>>722699140

Remind of West World a bit

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>>722696899

>>722699617
That legit makes me angry. I want to fucking punch it.

>>722699486
never seen it.

>>722699617
it says a lot about people that they breed miniature horses for their amusement, but get pissed off at people enjoying a slightly demented series of comics.

>>722698763

NIgga, I've read Darwin's work. We've already established that the genes mutate slowly, they're a random lottery between parents and offspring and they probably don't live long enough for those mutations to have any benfit to the genome as a whole.

In short, for all intents and purposes, fluffies are "stuck" as they are.

So, here's what YOU do: write us a nice little story where a population of fluffies is left to their own devices for enough generations for DNA mutations to occur AND for them to have a positive effect on the population.

But then again, you don't fucking write. You just come into these threads and keep arguing about how cool it would be if fluffies evolved. Either get writing or fuck off.

>>722700012
Basically Human looking robot AI Robots in a Wildwest MMO styled Amusement park that get shot, killed, and fucked, then reset everyday.

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i'm just gonna skip straight to the dick fuel this time.

sauce http://www.furaffinity.net/gallery/destinas/

>>722689436
watt

>>722700336
>NIgga, I've read Darwin's work. We've already established that the genes mutate slowly, they're a random lottery between parents and offspring and they probably don't live long enough for those mutations to have any benfit to the genome as a whole.
thus they never survive multiple generations. ferals are bullshit, admit it.

>>722700408
so kinda like 'all you need is kill. '

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Can dick fuel melt fluffy threads?

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>>722701336

Ah fucking fuck, it's the furry spammer.

Why can't you go spam a trap thread or something?

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>>722701363

Great idea! I'll go there next. If the mods are asleep, that is...

>>722694715
I'm getting one of those as a house pet. Sorry Stick (crop) will be used if it shits in the house, it will have a litterbox.
They are only $500, totally worth it for stress relief.

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Welp, that's it for the dick fuel. I'm off to the fags with Trump spam.

>>722696459
this one always makes me smile for some reason

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image cap yet?

>>722686898
Probably drives better than most of the asians and women... and definitely better than the asian women in my area...

>>722687301
I always wonder if that is just to abuse the mother, or if it was punishment for having foals....